This is Caryzma Volante from Keene, NH.
Unfortunately Caryzma lacks charisma and yesterday she decided to stab a dude a whole bunch of times.
When librarians go wild.
This is Eric Eaton, the man she stabbed.
I figured when I first saw this that this was a domestic incident, since they’r both around the same age and this is Keene – the Colrain of the north. But as it turns out Eric is her neighbor, and since it’s Keene he’s probably the chillest neighbor you could possibly have, because he’s letting her have a mulligan for this one.
I’ve seen the family members of ratchets arrested for stuff like this comment on their loved ones mugshots more times than I can count. But this might be the first time I’ve ever seen a victim show up, quote Dispatch, and pull a Jesus. Eric is my inspiration of the day. Although there are some enemies I will never forgive and they must be my enemies for life (Gaffney, Rian Waters, Bristol Blarney), I too am willing to make amends with anyone who has wronged me as long as they are contrite and beg for mercy.
Go in peace turtle riders.
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28 Comment(s)
Mental health issues? Most likely, but dude ain’t innocent. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out. Stabbed multiple times and forgive? Lol Ok. We only have half of the story here. Hopefully you do a follow up because if I had to guess Tie-Dye Timmy probably deserved it.
“… Contrite and beg for mercy.” Of course you’d word it that way, with your delusions of grandeur. Stay thirsty for that power, champ.
Your misery is showing Bristol. It’s dragging on the ground. Labiaplasty. Get one. Trim your beef curtains and beg for mercy.
Caryzma…I didn’t know there was a strip club in Keene!
On second thought, just as well. Those hippie chicks have more body hair than fucking Sasquatch.
To the beta males. Next time you beg your woman to stick it in you, make sure she has a strap-on, not a knife.
I suppose when you think about it, it was a form of intercourse…dude’s just happy he got laid, one way or the other…
I wish turtleboy would do follow up story on these meatmucks,do they read what’s being said about them,do people see them out in public and say shit to them,do their friends tell them to screw.inquiring minds would like to know
What a fag!
You spelled Crazyma wrong
Sometimes all it takes is a mosquito on your testicles to realize that violence isn’t always the answer.
I don’t know. Looking at their photos next to each other, I think Eric and Caryzma might be the same person.
He probably agreed to have sex with her until she took her mask off. The ugly tatts should have tipped him off. Getting stabbed was preferable. She had to be from Massachusetts.
Can’t spell crazy without caryzma! what a fucking beta male, if possible I would bail her out and take her camping. The last thing she would see would be the swing of the shovel and the bag of lime she landed next to.
She’s got something on this guy no doubt in my mind.
And just like that, he’s gone.
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Typical nigba. Realized that there waswork to do then immediately quit. Monkey thought the blm movement meant he would be given the presidency.
She has a better mustache that the “dude” she stabbed.
He’s a j£w. She did the right thing.
I see your summer rental in Provincetown has Wi-Fi, that’s good.
I will look after your mom while you are down there!
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Slight mix up when they had the safe sex conversation. He brought a condom. She brought a knife (which she should use to clean up that mustache). Yelch.
Getting worked by some tatted up hippie skank is emasculating even if you are a beta male with vegan muscles
He tried and failed to cast the demons out of his friend after warning her not to buy the white witch how-to book. Because there’s no such thing as “good” witchcraft.
Actually, that’s still emasculating
I do get the feeling the guy might be thinking along the lines of a pastor when he hoped for “the help she needs”
That’ll teach him trying to escape the “Friend Zone”
The crazy ones are great in bed, would!
Ima stab you
But the courts won’t!
Jeez-Louise.
He wants a piece of crazy. It’s the only reason to forgive her.
It’s lonely out there in Keene