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Christmas Guest Blog: Turtleboy Nation Helps Out A Turtle Rider

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There’s been a lot of angry hippies and hipsters talking about how TBS “only talks about the bad” and doesn’t care about the good things. I just wanted to tell you about what happened in this holiday season, all because of a Turtle, some like minded people on Facebook, and a foul mouthed insult machine……..

One day, an angry lil snapping turtle found himself in a bit of a Christmas pickle, and ranted online about it . He swore, and threatened, and stomped his feet about how a job fell through, and how no snow meant no roof shoveling work.. Within minutes, Christmas elves from the land of the Evil, racist, trouble making Turtleboy responded with offers of Christmas dinner and other foods and help for the angry snapping turtle. There was a full Christmas dinner given, some groceries to last the articulate turtle until he got his shell right, and manny kind words that made that snapping turtle see that maybe, just maybe, everything doesn’t suck. And the snapping turtles heart grew 3 sizes that day, and why, you ask? Because no matter what divides us, what differences we have in religious, sexual, or political views, we all just want things to be better.. We all just want to be a part of something that fixes, instead of breaks. We Ride the Turtle, and when one of us needs a hand, many are offered. I’m deeply touched by this, and it means more to me and my wife than I can put into words.. (Well, all 4 letter ones anyway) And it’s all because of a Blog about a City we love, and the people in it who actually care about one another.. And if you ask me, that’s pretty fuckin awesome . Thank you Turtleboy, for letting me run amuck on here , and giving me a way to meet new friends and regain a bit of hope. Merry fuckin Christmas Riders.. Y’all rock and/or roll

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1 Comment(s)
  • Danny
    December 25, 2015 at 11:33 am

    MERRY XMAS SNAPPING TURTLE

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