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Chucklefuck Urban Spelunking Duo Arrested For Trespassing, Running In Front Of Trains, Bringing Orange Line To A Screeching Halt In Boston During Rush Hour

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If you were one of the hundreds of enraged Bostonians packed tighter than a can of sardines onto the platforms of the Orange Line in Boston yesterday because of “police activity,” we found who you can blame and hit up to reimburse you for that Uber you had to take when the stench and heat became too overwhelming to bear.

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Morgan Johnson, 19, of Quincy, left and Peter Nakhili, 20, of Stoughton, right

These two little chucklefucks are into what’s called “urban exploration” meaning, they willingly go into the belly of the beast that is the MBTA, fighting rats the size of Godzilla along the way along with any errant hobos they may encounter, just to snap pics and videos to post on social media.

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While the pics look cool, the ends don’t justify the means. They held up lots of hardworking people last night who simply wanted to get home to their families and eat their goddamned dinner… and all in the name of “art.” Fuck these two selfish pricks and their artsy fartsy shenanigans.

While Morgan seems to be the smart one in this Lost Boys duo and isn’t readily found on social media, Petey was. He seems proud of being a little miscreant.

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What’s great about all this documentation is, the T Police are already all over it, charging both these dingleberries for their previous little expeditions.

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Looks like Peter Pansy is gonna be doing a lot of nama-staying in his room after this stunt.

Hopefully, he doesn’t lose his job at Swissport over this either.

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That’d be such a crying shame.

 

 

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8 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    April 8, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    I’ll be in Boston next week. Hopefully no delays caused by moron “artists” while I’m there.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    April 6, 2017 at 3:24 am

    Put the two next to one another, and you could land airplanes on their foreheads… yikes!

  • Sloppy
    April 5, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    Isn’t that ginger guy Conan O’Brien’s retarded younger brother?

    • TDF
      April 6, 2017 at 6:37 am

      I was going to say he looked like the love child of Beavis and Conan

  • Herb Pease
    April 5, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    I have heard that they’ve hired Dindoo Nuffin, Esq. as their Defense Attorney. True?

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 8, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      No, they’re white. They’ll get the book thrown at them.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    April 5, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Why are there so many fucking weirdo’s running around loose out there with no adult supervision?

  • JoeMomma
    April 5, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    The fine should be the cost for every single rider they delayed.

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