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Meanwhile in Worcester……
That is the most Worcester thing I’ve ever seen.
“Kid, I totally didn’t see that wicked pissah of a sinkhole, first risponduhs everywaaahhh, and helicoptiz over my fucking head recordin it kid.”
Evidently there was some sort of water main break in the Greendale section of the Woo, and everything near the remnants of the Greendale “Mall” was completely flooded.
Naturally this guy decided it would be a great time to drive his transformer truck directly into a sink hole.
I don’t even have to write this blog because the comments did that for me:
Does it count as insurance fraud if the news filmed you doing it? That dude was even dressed to drive into a massive sinkhole….
Anyone know this guy’s name? We desperately need him on Turtleboy Live so he can explain why he hit the pedal and drove directly into a gigantic body of water on a day when it hadn’t rained an inch yet.
Someone check the Blarney Stone. He looks like 99% of Blarney folk ever.