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Claremont Mom Of White Kid Who Was Lynched For Being Black Says Turtleboy Hacked Her Account, Uncle Lyrik Is Suing Us, GoFundMe Not Even In Her Name

Claremont Mom Of White Kid Who Was Lynched For Being Black Says Turtleboy Hacked Her Account, Uncle Lyrik Is Suing Us, GoFundMe Not Even In Her Name

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The other day we blew up the fake news story about a racially motivated lynching of an 8 year old boy in Claremont, NH. Although it’s undeniable that they boy was indeed severely injured when he hung from a noose at an older friend’s house, the story didn’t get much coverage until the child’s mother, Cassandra Merlin, started turning into a racial thing on Facebook:

Except there’s just one problem. It’s hard for Quincy to be the victim of anti-black racism and violence because no one would EVER mistake him for being black:

There was big debate in the comments yesterday about his Dad not being white.

You can call this guy whatever you want, but he’s clearly not majority black anything. And when he makes a kid with a ratchet white chick, the kid is gonna be even less of whatever he is.

Loved this rant too, especially the last paragraph:

“How dare anyone make that assumption based on the pigment of somebody skin? Just because they don’t fit the stereotypical description of a “colored person” means she’s lying about his ethnicity.”

Great point. Whey are we bringing up actual skin color when the mother is using skin color to elicit cash donations to the GoFundMe?

The point remains the same – this child could not possibly have been the victim of a racially motivated hate crime at the hands of white teenagers.

Of course the reason race was brought into it was the GoFundMe. Because you can raise a lot more cash with a biracial kid being lynched than you can with a white kid being injured in a prank. And it’s paid off handsomely:

Here’s the thing though – the GoFundMe, which they claim was started by a stranger, is for “Rebecca Merlin”:

Who is Rebecca Merlin? Well apparently that’s Quincy’s aunt. Except she no longer exists anymore. Now she’s Uncle Lyrik: (on the left)

Yup, Uncle Lyrik. I have no idea what parts Uncle Lyrik AKA Aunt Rebecaa has, but apparently his wife just gave birth. This is all perfectly normal of course. Stop asking questions!

So why is the account in Uncle Lyrik’s name? Well, let’s just pretend you were a single Mom collecting benefits from the state. If you suddenly came into $51,000 from a GoFundMe, your benefits could be in jeopardy. That’s why it’s always good to have an Aunt Rebecca or an Uncle Lyrik around to have the account put in their name instead.

Good thing Aunt Rebecca changed her name and gender identity though. Wouldn’t want her criminal record coming up when someone researched the fam!!

Anyway, new update on this story. Cassandra Merlin has basically shut her Facebook page down because according to her, Turtleboy has hacked her account:

Wait….what? We hacked her account to get her info? Hunny, your page was wide open. You wanted attention and now you got it. We hacked her page? Is this chick Hillary Clinton? Is she saying we went into her account, made a Facebook Live video that featured HER, and then made a bunch of other posts that made it seem like she was turning Quincy’s incident into a racial thing?

LOL. This is the person all idiots who believed her story are getting behind. A professional liar and con-artist. Someone who thinks you’re dumb enough to believe that Turtleboy hacked into her Facebook page to write a story about her. Can’t make this stuff up.

Naturally her hoodrat friends all jumped in line:

Sonya Woodhams was the resident expert on all things hacking:

Nothing gets by this broad!!

After that Uncle Lyrik decided it was time to do what 85% of people featured on Turtleboy end up doing – taking it to Internet court:

We’re fucked now!!

Anyway, we love being right. If you didn’t think she was lying before, how can you possibly trust her now? She literally just accused us of hacking into her account to write a story about her after she made herself a national figure and made over $50,000 in anti-racist pity cash. This is the story the MSM won’t tell you. The truth.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Pissed Off Parent
    October 1, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    This is GREAT! I am SO glad someone sees the other side of this stupid ass story. Its ridiculous from the beginning! I live near by, I have been hearing about this over and over again and all the sob stories attached to it. I just can not believe how much she has gained in attention over this! Her and her mother both ran with the pity me and my “black” kid! When this ACCIDENT happened, all they saw was an opportunity to play the racial card and gain money, LOTS of money! I heard shes out getting her nails done and doing all kinds of shit now she got all this money, the other day I heard shes buying a house too. She claims she wanted to raise money for “therapy” for the “black” kid, but if shes on “state medical” that pays 100% for kids. Shes a con artist and a loser. IF she was watching her kids and not letting them play in someone else yard with much older kids, this would not have happened! NOW the teens and their parents are being targeted, bullied, threatened and their property vandalized all because of this skanks lies! NOT ok. But who is going to do anything about it? I sure hope the police throw this all back in her face and I hope gofundme returns ALL the money she got! Shes a piece of shit! Not a mother at all, just another con using her children to gain shit for herself!

  • GB
    September 29, 2017 at 12:16 am

    You guys are awful, is this what you do? Tear people down? Run your mouths anonymously, about families, about kids? What the fuck is wrong with you pieces of shit, so now a child is not “dark enough” to be victim of a hate crime? Explain to me how a family member being transgender is at all relevant… or are you just looking for more ratings and more attention from your most ignorant followers?

    • Uncle Buck
      September 29, 2017 at 2:07 am

      ^^^^What’s up Aunt Rebecca? How was your time behind bars? Are you gonna run off with the 50K and leave your “black” nephew high and dry now that the cat’s out of the bag?

    • Justme
      September 29, 2017 at 8:01 am

      It’s all relevant. It just shows the history of this perfect little family. Just because you can now decide that you want a penis or a vagina doesn’t mean you can decide to be black or white. Does anyone realize what the family of the teenage boy is going thru because of this. Because of this story their house is being vandalized and they are having threats made on their lives, because instead of telling the truth about what really went on they had to make up a better story or it wouldnt have got half the attention Cassie needs. She craves affection. And she is getting just that. Only thing is that not everyone is falling for it. This bullshit story is now destroying the life of another family and the turtle is gonna show as many people as possible just how fkd up this story really is!

  • Finn
    September 28, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    I love you turtleboy. That is all.

  • huh
    September 28, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    The first listing on the police report – is the address really “Poverty Ln.”?

  • BlackandWhite
    September 28, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    I hope she doesn’t hire Attorney Dick N. Vulva.
    That would be a nightmare for Turtleboy!

  • Justme
    September 28, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    nobody hacked her page and she knows that, just like she knows this was a accident and could have been prevented if she was being a mother to this 8 year old and not allowing him to play with kids so much older then him. She said this teenage boy will be able to drive in a year, she stressed that fact in her fb video BUT STILL allowed her son to play with boys that age. He was seen playing with those boys many, many times, and very far away from his home with no adult supervision. But it’s not her fault and she is making everyone feel bad for her. Again I’m glad this child is okay, but mom needs to own up to her own shit. Stop blaming people and lying

  • They call me Ponch
    September 28, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    This chic has GOT to be a transplant from Taunton or Fall River

  • Den Dog
    September 28, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    If she has a full-time job and the state pays for her medical coverage then why did she start a gofundme for a paper cut. huh Jenn??

  • The Rant Queen
    September 28, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    This the same broad who thinks racism & diversity mean the same thing? People like her associate with ppl as dumb as her for this exact reason, they wont question her fairy tales. Their tiny brains dont have the capacity to grasp common sense or individuality. This seems to be what the American people want to see. This is why humanity is doomed.

  • Dan the adventurer
    September 28, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    If you nailed a 2×4 across your ass you could probably put the dick to her and not get sucked inside that black hole of a vag.

    • Dick Dover
      September 28, 2017 at 8:42 pm

      …it probably looks like a bad hatchet wound.

  • BostonBrawler508
    September 28, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    Lmao!!! Wow these people are a trip. Not only did she dupe these morons out of their money, but she has them brainwashed to think turtleboy is hacking her, and “makIng her look bad and slandering her”. NEWSFLASH ALL YOU MENTAL MIDGETS, she’s conning you. She’s a grifter, although I doubt any of them even know what that is. Good God, how some of these window lickers are still alive is a miracle. An attention whore cons morons out of money, and even though all the evidence points to them being duped, they still side with her lmao! These idiots deserved to be ripped off by this OBVIOUS liar! HAHAHAHAHAHA DUMBASSES!

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