Clarence Woods Emerson Is Suspended For 30 Days And Terrance Collie Can’t Post So Like Our New Facebook Pages To Keep Up With The Content  


I went a full calendar year without Clarence Woods Emerson – my primary Turtleboy Facebook account – getting suspended. That ended Monday and will last for 30 days, so I can’t post on there. I can still DM if you have story ideas or wanna talk, but I’m cut off from the 25K followers on there when it comes to posting blogs.

After that I used the Terrance Collie account, which is my backup. That lasted 3 days when all of a sudden I started getting this today:

No explanation. No posts pulled down. I won’t even attempt to make sense of it because at this point it’ll just give you a headache. I’m just here now to point out how that you can follow our posts and turtle rider commentary by liking the following Facebook pages and/or groups (links included)

Turtleboy Sports

Uncle Turtleboy – Aidan Kearney

Turtleboy Sports Only Fans


And if you’re on Twitter follow me on my 2 accounts that are the for now:




We will never, ever, ever be silenced. Ever.


Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: 


36 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    March 12, 2021 at 10:43 am

    Facebook sucks! Facebook sucks! Facebook sucks! Facebook sucks! Facebook sucks!

    Wahhhhhhhhh they kicked me off Facebook!!

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    March 12, 2021 at 10:12 am

    You reap what you sow dude. You have no one but yourself to blame for the hate mail and putting your own family out there when writing “The Daily Tantrum” I mean really guy, what are you looking for? Put your family first. Don’t destroy their lives just to satisfy your own pride ridden desires.

  • Good morning
    March 12, 2021 at 9:06 am

    Hey Unc
    Are you up yet?
    Where are today’s stories?

  • Boo hoo
    March 12, 2021 at 7:25 am

    How are ypi surprise at this Unc?
    You are delivery racist crap nowadays (not even good crap too).
    You are also putting child porn out there you imbecil, how do you not expect to get banned from platforms?
    Speaking of which, how does ELLIS fire owner (and your advertiser) feel about you posting that? He has 3 teeen daughters, so I am curious.

    • Fireman
      March 12, 2021 at 7:45 am

      Boo hoo is local peodphile by the name of XXXXXX.
      Notice how it goes after young girls.

  • Martin the stoner
    March 11, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    I returned some 5/16″ x 3 1/8″ screws to Lowe’s today and then smoked some lilac sour diesel.
    Life is good

  • ..........
    March 11, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    Nobody wants to hear you whine about random people…… You’re just some random failed educator that shits on people until you feign pity with a suicide attempt.

    • AOL Dial Up User
      March 11, 2021 at 7:58 pm

      And yet here you are. Adding content to a site that monetizes content. The more content, the more page views, the more ad revenue. You must be a Democrat.

    • Spic Tormentor
      March 11, 2021 at 8:14 pm

      Bet you would never say that to Aidans face you faggot motherfucker.

      • Meanwhile
        March 12, 2021 at 12:42 am

        I bet you dream about Aidan all night while fapping into your crusty sock.

    • I Should Know
      March 12, 2021 at 12:46 am

      Speak for yourself, whoever you are. Unc Turtleboy speaks and reports TRUTH and you know it. He’s not a failed educator, good teachers quit the profession. The bad ones stay. You know nothing and are nothing but a H A T E R!

      • ..........
        March 12, 2021 at 12:57 am

        Go cry to someone that cares…….

  • Dude
    March 11, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    Just saying.
    If on your Facebook page, you could start posting good stuff on the ADL and Israel, you might lessen the chance of getting banned.
    That is all.
    Carry on.

  • Not Sure
    March 11, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    I have no social media accounts. Never have, never will. I come to this website the old fashioned way.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      JJ At AOL Dot Com
      March 11, 2021 at 7:39 pm

      I’m with you there! I’ve never had antisocial media and I never will have antie antisocial media.
      When social media came about. The people I know who started using it, got really, really, really, fucking retarded, really fast.
      Soyciety is the way it is because of social media – mass media and the tell a vision!

  • The Piss Man
    March 11, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    Sorry sir. I got nuked from Facebook directly after the Capitol thing. If I used it for business I’d cry.

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    March 11, 2021 at 3:31 pm

    Hello all,
    It is a stone cold fact that some species of turtle can live to be 200 years old. But I must confess that with all the pastie face jargon I’ve put myself and all of you through over these past six years have reduced my life to petty accusations, loneliness, less than appropriate articles, stacked responses to my blawwwgs by multiple respondees by the same buttholyeeos to draw more followers to fill my bank account (including myself). Maybe in my next life I will listen to my peers, and only hope that with this next go round I can actually pull my head out of my ass to win back my peeps, or maybe my old Dudley job without the pedo accusations.
    Yours truly,

    • The Piss Man
      March 11, 2021 at 3:34 pm

      You’re a child.

      • @piss man
        March 11, 2021 at 4:22 pm

        When you piss up your rope, don’t forget the soap!

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Bret Killoran
          March 11, 2021 at 11:14 pm

          So tonight I ended up down the fuckin MB and I blew a guy.

  • Evicted fuckin neighbor
    March 11, 2021 at 2:15 pm

    Pretty soon your ass will be living with me under Bret’s rusty canoe.

    • Bret Killoran
      March 11, 2021 at 2:24 pm

      Foo what the fuck are you doing. You already stole my fucking canoe last night. Paula has a yeast infection and it smells like fresh baked bread in this bitch. Leave me and my gross wife alone. I’m shitting in the woods since you stole the pipes from my sectional 8 apt. I’ll give you my neighbors wifi password if you stop.

  • choo choo
    March 11, 2021 at 2:14 pm

    Social media is for retards but instead of continuing the same shit you’ve been complaining about for years with fb why don’t you go to another platform? This pity party has been beaten to death. I heard Gab is nice this time of year.

  • FaceFuck
    March 11, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    You will bow down and suck a woke nigaz dick every dam day or you will be banned because monkey llives matter

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 11, 2021 at 1:38 pm

    I don’t use Facebook, and I don’t miss it.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 11, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    Liked and shared the new page.

    And if I were you Unc, I would take it as a badge of honor. You know when big-tech is censoring you that you are doing something right. Keep up the great work brother.

    • why dont you just suck his dick
      March 11, 2021 at 12:53 pm

      LMAO its just constantly getting flagged from all the people he pisses of in his articles and then gets removed by filters. its basic anti spam stuff. you talk like zuckerberg himself is blocking TB lol. fucking retard.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 11, 2021 at 12:36 pm

    You need to have Attorney Richard N Vulva Esq. fire off a letter or two and get to the bottom of this.

  • Cancel them
    March 11, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    Whenever I go on Facebook or Twitter I report the Facebook page and Tweets of all the liberals I see. I report them for harassment or any other reportable offense. Even if their post is innocent, I still report it. If enough people start doing this, all the pages will be suspended to the point where trying to access the site will become unbearable and people will stop using it.

    To win a Facebook brawl, you need to cancel them all!

  • randiguy2006
    March 11, 2021 at 11:57 am

    gO tO pArLer!!!!!!!

  • Sinbad the sailor
    March 11, 2021 at 11:56 am

    I don’t cruise shitholes like fuckbook or twaturd. It’s like a feral cat it won’t move on if you keep feeding it. Plenty of other places we can read you. Start posting elsewhere and let us know. When your traffic starts getting major dump fuckbook and twaturd like one of your STD
    Lice infested fat girl friends out of the past. We hope past tence, but it would sure explane a lot.

  • randiguy2006
    Let me help.
    March 11, 2021 at 11:47 am

    “I won’t even attempt to make sense of it…”

    Hmmmm….somehow I’ve never been kicked off any social media platform.

    Oh yeah, I’m not a dick.

    • Hugh Mungous
      March 11, 2021 at 1:44 pm

      Dick More than likely, faggot definitely

  • Mark Cuckerberg
    March 11, 2021 at 11:41 am

    I hope the chinks hack the fuck out of Cuckbook and literally delete it all.

  • Sharon Cox
    March 11, 2021 at 11:41 am

    Just get off social media. Gawd.

    • Nope
      March 11, 2021 at 11:58 am

      Aiden is trying make some money. You can’t monetize with playing ball with the big boys. Even 12 years old on TiKTok understand that.

      Aiden cant help himself.

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