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I was released from the hospital yesterday but apparently they did not cure my syphillus
While I was taking a piss this morning my whole unit (cock and balls) fell into the toilet. Very fucking sad to see
However I’m still off the wild turkey
Just taking some oercocettes occasionally
Pray for me
Harley Davidson Checklist:
1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the Live to ride ride to live statement on gas tank lid.
3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
5. Look in mirror and perfect the I’m a bad ass mother fucker harley riding scowl.
6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving and jerking off prior to the ride
9. Leather pants
11. Wrap around sunglasses
12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real bad asses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandanna over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary—-ooooh!
13. CAT work boots (new)
14. Leather vest with some chapter like: North chapter of pig fucking obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
15. HD t-shirt (of course). With the sleeves cut off cuz they are real badasses and everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.
16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.
17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout————–how tough.
18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road.
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#14 was the best. HD, the original white trash ratchets.
haha haha maybe your friend Finn can help you with his self righteousness. maybe your commenters who constantly say spi with a c can help you. your days are numbered TB.
haha haha maybe your friend Finn can help you
I don’t think you’re quite grasping the concept of Facebook.
I’m pretty sure the purpose of it is so people can stay in contact with family and friends and share things with them about their lives.
If you are using all of these aliases how is your family and friends supposed to contact you?
It would seem you believe Facebook is something for you to use just to troll complete strangers and their families so you can rag on them on your queer blog?
Maybe social media isn’t for you and you should find another hobby?
If something like getting banned from Facebook causes you stress and anxiety maybe you need to just get away from it for awhile reassess what’s really important in your life and find something else to do with your spare time that makes you happy.
TB wonders why his last of supporters are leaving. posting traffic ticket violations for not coming on his “show” and I use the word “show” very loose. it’s hardly a show.
His niece Bristol will never be able to get a real job all his other bloggers had to be anonymous. it’s not just democrats who don’t like TB. who can support a grown ass man who name calls kids?
Geez Toto. Which blog is about you? Get a fucking life. #MAGA!!!!
Thanks to everyone who came out to make our demonstration at the Miss Worcester Diner today such a GREAT turnout. So many of you were willing to take off all your clothes and stand there freezing in the parking lot and BOY did motorists get their balls worth!
Next Wednesday (Feb 12) at 2pm we will be holding a NUDE-IN at the Miss Worcester Diner. All of us will be occupying all of the seats in the restaurant completely naked, with no clothes, and we will remain nude and not leave, until Harley-Davidson reverses their unjust decision. We will remain seated and fully butt naked until justice is served for the Diner. WHO’S WITH US!!!!
Maybe Bristol can give “dirty sanchez”!
Bet she loves them!
Keep deleting messages!
What happened to supposed “free speech” on this website?
So now, you’re desperately giving out “sanchez”‘s?
Are they dirty?
Saying “Sanchez’s” is like saying “cactuses” …it’s “Sanchezi”
I just dumped Mookie Betts and David Price and raised ticket prices. Just keep paying stupid goyim.
Gee how can I go on without TB on FB.
Great news!! My pal Benjamin LaGuer was just paroled!
I love Massachusetts!!