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Clarence Woods Emerson Seems To Be Suspended But Not Sure, Follow Cynthina Marie Sanchez Or Follow On Reddit Or Just Email Me

 

Breaking News: Clarence Woods Emerson appears be suspended. I think. Nothing was removed and I didn’t get a notification. This time they’re not telling me what I did or how long I’m suspended for. I just can’t respond to messages or post and it won’t tell when it ends. For now you can follow or friend request Cynthia Marie Sanchez on Facebook by clicking here to keep up, because Philip V. Prentiss (the backup account) is suspended for 26 more days.

Two weeks ago they took down the Turtleboy Facebook page, and it’s clear that Facebook is going through major censorship again, even though they claim not to be. We cannot trust them moving forward for communication, so it’s important that you do the following if you’d like to send messages:

  1. Email me at [email protected] This is the easiest way you will always be able to reach me with story ideas or whatever.
  2. Subscribe to the Turtleboy Sports Reddit page by clicking hereIt’s a great, uncensored forum for turtle riders and all of our posts appear on there.
  3. Follow @Turtleboytweets on Twitter by clicking hereAlthough I do not have access to that account, we have a couple who do and respond to message there.

It sucks by it is what it is at this point. If Facebook wants to be gay just don’t use it. We’ll still use it as we can because it’s necessary to share content, but email is the way to go. Fuck them.

 

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15 Comment(s)
  • Dr Ed
    February 7, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    I was released from the hospital yesterday but apparently they did not cure my syphillus
    While I was taking a piss this morning my whole unit (cock and balls) fell into the toilet. Very fucking sad to see
    However I’m still off the wild turkey
    Just taking some oercocettes occasionally

    Pray for me

  • Harleyboys
    February 6, 2020 at 9:16 am

    Harley Davidson Checklist:
    1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
    2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the Live to ride ride to live statement on gas tank lid.
    3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
    4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
    5. Look in mirror and perfect the I’m a bad ass mother fucker harley riding scowl.
    6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
    7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
    8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving and jerking off prior to the ride
    9. Leather pants
    10. Gloves
    11. Wrap around sunglasses
    12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real bad asses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandanna over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary—-ooooh!
    13. CAT work boots (new)
    14. Leather vest with some chapter like: North chapter of pig fucking obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
    15. HD t-shirt (of course). With the sleeves cut off cuz they are real badasses and everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.
    16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.
    17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout————–how tough.
    18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
    19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
    20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
    21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road.

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    • AngryWhiteDad
      February 7, 2020 at 8:12 am

      #14 was the best. HD, the original white trash ratchets.

  • Toto
    February 5, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    haha haha maybe your friend Finn can help you with his self righteousness. maybe your commenters who constantly say spi with a c can help you. your days are numbered TB.

  • Toto
    February 5, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    haha haha maybe your friend Finn can help you

  • Facebook addiction much?
    February 5, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    I don’t think you’re quite grasping the concept of Facebook.
    I’m pretty sure the purpose of it is so people can stay in contact with family and friends and share things with them about their lives.
    If you are using all of these aliases how is your family and friends supposed to contact you?
    It would seem you believe Facebook is something for you to use just to troll complete strangers and their families so you can rag on them on your queer blog?
    Maybe social media isn’t for you and you should find another hobby?
    If something like getting banned from Facebook causes you stress and anxiety maybe you need to just get away from it for awhile reassess what’s really important in your life and find something else to do with your spare time that makes you happy.

    • Toto
      February 5, 2020 at 9:50 pm

      TB wonders why his last of supporters are leaving. posting traffic ticket violations for not coming on his “show” and I use the word “show” very loose. it’s hardly a show.
      His niece Bristol will never be able to get a real job all his other bloggers had to be anonymous. it’s not just democrats who don’t like TB. who can support a grown ass man who name calls kids?

      • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
        February 6, 2020 at 4:17 am

        Geez Toto. Which blog is about you? Get a fucking life. #MAGA!!!!

  • Nudist Activists for Miss Worcester Diner
    February 5, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Thanks to everyone who came out to make our demonstration at the Miss Worcester Diner today such a GREAT turnout. So many of you were willing to take off all your clothes and stand there freezing in the parking lot and BOY did motorists get their balls worth!

    Next Wednesday (Feb 12) at 2pm we will be holding a NUDE-IN at the Miss Worcester Diner. All of us will be occupying all of the seats in the restaurant completely naked, with no clothes, and we will remain nude and not leave, until Harley-Davidson reverses their unjust decision. We will remain seated and fully butt naked until justice is served for the Diner. WHO’S WITH US!!!!

  • Pathetic TB
    February 5, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    Maybe Bristol can give “dirty sanchez”!

    Bet she loves them!

    Keep deleting messages!

    What happened to supposed “free speech” on this website?

  • Dirty Sanchez to TB - He loves 'em!
    February 5, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    So now, you’re desperately giving out “sanchez”‘s?

    Are they dirty?

    • Rick
      February 6, 2020 at 8:37 am

      Saying “Sanchez’s” is like saying “cactuses” …it’s “Sanchezi”

  • Chaim Bloom
    February 5, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    I just dumped Mookie Betts and David Price and raised ticket prices. Just keep paying stupid goyim.

  • So?
    February 5, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Gee how can I go on without TB on FB.

  • Deval Patricks Scrotum
    February 5, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Great news!! My pal Benjamin LaGuer was just paroled!
    I love Massachusetts!!

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