Clinton Superintendent Calls Fired Coach Mike Garofoli Ignorant For “Stupid Comments,” And Moron Doubles Down And Calls Turtleboy Fake News

Clinton Superintendent Calls Fired Coach Mike Garofoli Ignorant For “Stupid Comments,” And Moron Doubles Down And Calls Turtleboy Fake News

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Yesterday we wrote a blog about this assbag right here:

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His name is Mike Garofoli, and he was an assistant coach for the Clinton High School boy’s basketball team. We say “was” because the superintendent was flooded with phone calls and emails from turtle riders after they saw he posted this about veterans killed in combat:

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And he thinks poor people and those who don’t live in countries with a suitable standard of living should stop reproducing:

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And when the superintendent saw this he wrote this back to several turtle riders:

“He is a VOLUNTEER only and NOT on our staff. I was informed of his stupid comments about 5 minutes ago and have forwarded them to the CHS admin and our co-ADs. I truly apologize for his ignorance!”

Fantastic. His “stupid comments.” Classic. It’s so refreshing because normally administrators are PC or don’t issue a press release at all. Not in Clinton though. They made it clear that he was simply along for the ride with his buddy coach Gannon, who has retired. The district is clearly embarrassed by this fool, as they should be, and they had the fortitude to apologize for him since he obviously doesn’t have that in him. As a matter of fact, he’s whining about being the victim now:

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Speaking of “disgusting comments,” this is what Mike Garofoli said about dead veterans:

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“Kinda dumb.” That’s why people are pissed.

Here’s what he posted last night:

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Rule #1: When exposed as an shithead, call the person exposing you “fake news.”

Rule #2: When people get upset after you say something terrible about people who have sacrificed their lives while serving their country, change the subject and pretend that their outrage is over your opinion on foreign policy. Even though that’s not why people are upset.

Rule #3: Pretend like your comments were taken out of context. As if it’s ever possible to say that dead soldiers are “kinda dumb” in a good context.

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Anyway, as it turns out Mike Garofoli used to run rec programs at a prison, but he’s been on PAID DISABILITY for years. But yet he’s not too disabled to coach. In other words, we’re paying this poopsmooch to sit on Facebook all day and write this garbage. This is why he can afford to be an unappointed volunteer basketball coach – because he’s getting paid already.

He’s also shitting on Turtleboy because we wrote this blog about one of his players in December:

WHDHClinton High School is defending its decision to let a basketball player play after he was arrested for allegedly beating his girlfriend. According to court paperwork, Herberto Rojas Jr. and his girlfriend got into an argument when driving in Fitchburg. His girlfriend said he punched her in the face multiple times. Police said the girlfriend had “swelling to the right side of her face and her lips as well as red marks on the side of her face.”


That was disgusting. It was even worse that administration and a coach showed up at the courthouse to bail him out so he could play that night – a game in which St. John’s destroyed them. Here’s what this standup student athlete said about the girl he hit a couple months prior:


And he clearly was not remorseful after the fact:


Nevertheless, Coach Garfoli defended him. Multiple sources have reached out to us to let us know that when we broke this story he ran a “Turtleboy is fake news” campaign in an attempt to discredit our factual story.

Anyway, if this guy had a brain or any sense of respectability he’d be a man and issue a public apology. No one cares about his opinion on foreign policy. Lots of liberals share his sentiments and there’s nothing wrong with favoring a less aggressive approach to international affairs. But that’s not why people were mad. People were pissed because a high school basketball coach (whether or not he’s paid is irrelevant because the school ALLOWED him to be on the bench) said that dead soldiers were “kinda dumb” for “getting paid to play Army.” But instead of apologizing for that he played the victim and pretended the outrage was over “fake news.” Because at the end of the day Mike Garofoli is just an unlovable chud. And while he’s making fun of religious people Turtleboy will be celebrating the resurrection by eating ham and hiding eggs from Turtleboy Jr.



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18 Comment(s)
  • The Great Dolemite
    April 16, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Happy Easter my Niggaz!

  • Troubled Nostrils
    April 16, 2017 at 11:38 am

    That pseudo-coach is disabled because he keeps his brains in his colostomy bag.

    • Ron jeremy
      April 16, 2017 at 4:49 pm

      Hi Aidan. Will you apologize for,pretending to jerk off on a teenagers face? Just curious.

  • Shepherd Hill Alum
    April 16, 2017 at 10:41 am

    It’s funny to read Aiden Kearney trash teachers, schools and students when he got fired for being Scum of the earth. What a pussy. Oh call people out all day on you website but are too scared to put your name next to it or just be a man and claim it as your own. What a tough guy hiding behind “tutrleboy” if you’re so great and everyone loves it and you then own it you fucking pathetic piece of shit. You readers should do some homework, you support someone who’s worse than the people he writes about. And his wife is hideous, like really fucking ugly…

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      April 16, 2017 at 11:11 am

      Another wannabe “investigative reporter” heard from. You’ve cracked the case! lol

      This “coach” is just another oxygen stealing lib, who thinks his demented and delusional opinions are important. The narcissism is palpable in his writing – like a Clinton version of Old Balls.

      Newsflash – Douche bags like this, living off the dole and scamming the system, are even less relevant to thinking, contributing adults than the scumbag “victims” they can’t wait to exploit.

      Keep digging on this a-hole. Betting there is a whole lotta f*ckery going on with this poseur.

  • Blackballed
    April 16, 2017 at 9:51 am

    Good example for the young kids ?

  • Gtizzle
    April 16, 2017 at 7:27 am

    If you’re unsuccessful of getting the proper usage of your and you’re correct in back-to-back posts, your opinion on foreign policy is irrelevant. Oh, and those soldiers DID die for you and your right to insult them, you fucktard.

  • MrSmiley
    April 16, 2017 at 7:04 am

    I’m just really excited that I created isis according to him. What a clown.

  • Strata
    April 16, 2017 at 6:54 am

    How can you be on paid disability when you can work as an assistant coach. Thankless job for sure but constantly on your feet, walking up an down the court instructing. He is able and should be working and off disability. The taxpayers (aka Contributing members of society) are sick of this crap. Investigate him

    April 16, 2017 at 4:44 am

    loser in another town that has hit rock bottom over the years . are we shocked that he is being paid by the state to do nothing? how the fuck do u get hurt being a rec supervisor ?

  • mystressovmayhem
    April 16, 2017 at 2:12 am

    Well turtleriders, perhaps a few phone calls to question why a man who supposedly can’t work can run up and down sidelines coaching is in order.
    Hell and Turtleboy is “fake news”? Um in the climate we live in journalistically, I trust Turtleboy more than I trust the heavy hitters! “Fake news” coach or “Bullshit callers”?

    • Can't thumbs up the comment a million times?
      April 16, 2017 at 3:20 am


  • Roger Clinton
    April 16, 2017 at 12:51 am

    Clinton is gross.

  • Scooby's
    April 16, 2017 at 12:00 am

    Good ending. Clinton really is one of the last towns where liberals can’t hide after doing outrageously stupid shit. It’s a town that is overwhelmingly and staunchly supportive of the military, especially its natives who serve. Garfoli’s bullshit should get him deported to Harvard (the mini Northampton, not the school.) Good on the outgoing super to distance the school from this chode. I will say, though, you guys may have jumped the gun on the basketball player story. I get it’s old news now, but there may be a reason the media you compete against (mostly) hasn’t touched it. Might be worth following up. Just your recent blogs suggest you guys take a hard look at things before going lynch mob.

  • Clint
    April 15, 2017 at 11:54 pm

    As a clintonion with a child not yet in the school system, thanks. Hoping by the time my offspring is in high school Trump is ancient history and Clinton is a foggy memory

    • Hunter
      April 16, 2017 at 6:06 pm

      Wasn’t about Trump Cliunt…

  • Charisma Beauty
    April 15, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    Garfoli is a piece of human trash and can serve only one purpose and that is to have people wipe their ass with him. Why is that turd on disability? If he can coach then he can work.

  • Hick Town of Clinton
    April 15, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    Guy is just a nut–I wouldn’t trust my kid on his team, for sure.
    I suspect this is not the last time we’ll hear of him. Hope he contacts
    Desk Girl!

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