Colrain Genius Shoots Two Bears For No Reason And Doesn’t Report It Because There Are No Rules In Colrain

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There’s only like, 1,500 people that live in Colrain, and we feel like we know at least half of them by name. Because somehow Colrainians have a magical ability to make the news for some shit that could only possibly happen in Colrain. Here’s today’s Colrainian of the day:

You bet your biscuits he shot a bear and its cub and never bothered following the rules. Rules are for city slickers!!

Look, Turtleboy is not a hunter. We have no beef with hunters and we know that hunting is necessary. But we live in a civilized society and there are certain rules and regulations we need to follow.

Well, unless you live in Colrain. Because the whole town of Colrain is nothing more than a rundown YOLO village with no cell phone service or dentists.

I guess I can sympathize with him though. Because when every house in your town looks like this:

Sometimes you just gotta get drunk on moonshine and shoot some bears in your backyard.

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