Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams Cried To The Cops After An Antifa Chick “Harassed” Him At Straight Pride Pride, Then Got Arrested 


Today was the straight pride parade. I was gonna go, but it’s Saturday and my kids wanted to go to the aquarium, and I’d have to be a huge loser and/or a dickhead to give up time with my family in order to people watch at a dumpster fire like the straight pride parade. Don’t get me wrong, I would’ve loved to have gone since so many terrible people from both sides were concentrated in one area. Would’ve been great content. But if you find yourself sacrificing time with your family for bullshit like this, then you’re a loser. And pretty much everyone involved on both sides of this shitshow is a loser. We know Anqueefa is terrible, and we completely exposed the straight pride guys for being insecure snowflakes when they came on our show, thinking it was a safe space, and walked out because we weren’t taking their joke of a parade seriously enough.

When this is the symbol of straight pride….

It means the world has gone celibate.

But the worst person of them all also showed up.

Josh Abrams. The cop block cuckhold who goes around harassing the cops on video, and then calls them on Turtleboy when someone unrelated to Turtleboy comes to his house and throws a Pepsi at him.

I discovered this when I searched “straight pride” on the Twitter machine and found some socialist twat (@socialistdogmom) named Molly, who saw him whining to the cops about Antifa surrounding him.

If they only knew that he was on their side. These assholes deserve each other, they’re just too stupid to realize that they’re all on the same team. Not sure who to hate the most here. There’s so many choices. Josh is pretty terrible and all, and it’s hilarious that he whined that a socialist protester was harassing him after he got in her face, but this Molly chick is at least equally as awful. Take a gander at her Twitter feed and you’ll see why.

But here’s the best part – Abrams got arrested after running to the police for protection.

Here’s his final live stream which ends with him getting arrested.

The last thing Abrams saw before spending the weekend in jail.

And I heard they don’t do bail on Sundays. Have a nice weekend bitch. The aquarium was awesome. Sucks to be you.


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52 Comment(s)
  • Big whoop.
    September 3, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    Josh? 30 days with no bail? Maybe because you are a dirt bag?

  • Keeping it realistic
    September 3, 2019 at 1:23 am

    Nothing wrong with having the Parade/Rally.
    As far as what was happening inside the barriers;
    It celebrated traditional family values, of which heterosexuality and creating life are key.
    No one pranced around in a jock strap or even less, wagging their junk in young childrens’ faces as approving progressive parents look on.
    There was no gender bent children twerking.
    There was no hate for any color.
    There was no hate for anyone’s choice of partners.
    There was no disrespect for the cops, quite the opposite because they did their jobs.
    One speaker started going off the rails a little bit and he was eventually given the hook.
    Milo was great, as usual. Speaking of Milo, if this was supposedly a white nationalist hatefest, why did he come on board as an unabashed gay married to a black man?
    It’s ok to be whatever color you are. It’s ok to love your country and want to preserve your way of life.
    The only ones getting really heated are the ones that are perpetually in search of new ways to get offended.
    Yeah, there was a strong pro Trump thing going on. No shame in that, considering that he represents the America that’s tired of the PC enabling bullshit.
    Live and let live. Your color, sexuality and politics do not in any way serve as a prequalifier for ANYTHING.
    One more positive aspect of the event – It brought more of the Antifa cockroaches and other assorted haters out into the light in a city where the cops didn’t stand down and didn’t hesitate to check them on their bullshit.

  • JOSH
    September 1, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    I am in jail and lovin it.
    3 cocks and a cot. This is paradise.

  • Chip Striker
    September 1, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    He stated he is there to “report” not “support” yet chants “fuck the police” and calls them pigs.

    Lots of credibility you have there Josh.

  • Big whoop.
    September 1, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Dont these losers have anything else to do?

  • Crazy Comedienne
    September 1, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    This is the type of guy to pull a “stranger jerkoff”. He sits on his hand to make it numb, and pulls on his decimeter peter pretending it’s someone else. He always feels disgusted with himself afterwards, too.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    September 1, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    Casual Observations

    1) If Molly was truly “beat up” by police, she’d be in a fucking coma. Cops are generally well trained in using proper force. Otherwise we’d gave a ton of dead assholes littering the street.
    2) Can we bring back the bean bag guns and fire hoses , please? Almost every person depicted here needs to be tazed.
    3) I look at most of these people and wonder “what the fuck happened to their DNA”
    4) Why is a guy wearing a boot on his head? Does he think anyone takes him seriously?

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 1, 2019 at 6:17 pm

      Perhaps a mix of fetal alcohol syndrome and having their mothers also be their sisters. I hear that may cause a tad bit of DNA issues. Not enough to make him super retarded, just enough to make you wonder…

  • Oh Nooooooooo
    September 1, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    Even the lowest forms of existence known as Antifa think Josh is a douchebag. The sound Josh made when the cop grabbed him was awesome and sums up the type of man he isn’t
    He was still crying hours later when he was home in the safety of mommy’s house. Fuck you Josh and the uneducated shitheads you hang out with
    One of your fellow auditors used to be a police explorer in Rhode Island. Guess which one…

  • don
    September 1, 2019 at 10:39 am

    right now old joshy is getting cock slapped and hes loving it. we should start a betting site on how many cocks he will take until he gets bailed out. im guessing about 9 for the weekend. All i see in each video is a handful of fat dudes standing there screaming “hey look at me. give me attention.” thats all they want is attention. well smack them in the head with a baton. that should be enough attention for them not to do this shit again. just look at them sad pathetic fat dudes screaming. ill bet their parents are watching these videos and shaking their heads in disgust. they have failed as parents.

    • FUCKEDFromBirthOn
      September 1, 2019 at 4:20 pm

      Josh was a failute from the moment his mother defecated and he slid out of her hole.

  • Cow.
    September 1, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Calling the cops “pigs” is just sooo original. But does this boob Joshy realize that he LOOKS and SOUNDS like Porky Pig?? Spitting image. Oh the irony…

    That’s all folks!

  • Josh's mom
    September 1, 2019 at 9:35 am

    So…I didn’t get any sleep last night. Josh was bailed out. All I heard all night was “will you sleep with me tow truck girl”…and the reply was always “uh…no”. Thanks a whole lot BPD. And that’s the reason I stopped you today!!!.

  • WeRFucked
    September 1, 2019 at 8:21 am

    Covering your face at a rally / protest = a fucking coward who really won’t stand up for what he/she believes in.

    You know who else covers their faces? ISIS. The KKK. etc…

    So… fuck you all. Assholes. I hope your cause dies with you.

  • Hopedale Blue Raider
    September 1, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Beautiful summer day, I’m going to go scream in someone’s face because they’d rather breed than take it in the ass. What a time to be alive.

  • I Call Bullshit
    September 1, 2019 at 6:02 am

    You had all summer to take your kids to the aquarium and you’ve known all summer that yesterday was the parade so you’re a loser and a liar.
    The site just keeps getting worse man.

    • Edward R Murrow
      September 2, 2019 at 9:04 am

      “Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund:”

      Journalists cover news events, bloggers go to the aquarium instead of covering news events.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 1, 2019 at 3:11 am

    Abrams is a one-man parade, living Pepsi Free and as the dust of Goebbels’ dreams.

  • Furious Styles
    September 1, 2019 at 2:41 am

    The second best thing on the video was the guy on the mic talking shit, turning and see the cops coming hard and muttering “oh shit”.

    The single greatest moment was watching Tits McGee camera go wild as his lard ass hit the pavement and his voice shrieked even higher!

    Josh, You are a fat piece of shit. You sound like a woman, your tits are larger than the average woman’s breasts and your entire life Is one major letdown.

    That whore that used you for that free trip to Chicago your mother paid for is laughing at you as she gets railed thinking of your high pitched voice telling her you love her.

    In case you were wondering, your kids had a fantastic day and will enjoy a weekend full of activities with a MAN they call dad (NOT YOU). He will also take them back to school shopping and buy them what they need.

    You had one chance to matter in this life, being a father… and you fucked that up. There is nothing left you lactating slob. The irony in you suggesting anyone is a “pig” other than yourself and your mother for not only giving birth to you but then lending you her blueblockers

    Well, thanks for making my weekend fat-boy. Hope to see many more of these blogs and feel free to hang it up any time. Nobody will miss you. NOBODY.

  • Guy with a job
    September 1, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Does anyone know anything about the armed robbery he was involved in? My guess would be that it was a lingerie store, with those great big man titties you have there. Someone’s missing out on those man glands in jail. Skank tow truck girl won’t give you any tonight Josh, but your buddy Orga will. Orgas got those I’m wild for man tits look in his eyes. BTW. Love those wrestling shirts he wears.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 1, 2019 at 1:50 am

    Just curious Josh? Why were you at this event? You don’t have a job, and you live at home with you’re mom. Why weren’t you with your kids? My wife and I are both working the long weekend, and our son is with family for labor day weekend. It hurts that we have to work such long hours for work, when I’d rather be doing something with my wife and kid. You however, wanted to get arrested for YT views. You CHOSE not to be with your kids on the long weekend…for YT views. One more thing. Don’t tell anyone that you pay their salary, you know damn well that you don’t. I’m just waiting for someone to call you out, and have them let YOU know….we pay for your EBT card.

  • Don’t Drop the Soap
    September 1, 2019 at 1:46 am

    He was bailed out and is back home with mommy Imagine what’s going to happen to him in prison for the robbery he tried to do. He’s in serious trouble

  • Josh Antifa Hog Eater
    September 1, 2019 at 1:43 am

    He has a livestream now and he’s crying and telling how he was beaten and shows some scrapes and his fat belly. He admits on video that he was guilty of what he was arrested for. What a complete moron and crybaby

  • Porta potty bug
    September 1, 2019 at 12:54 am

    So a friend of a friend of a friend overheard josh was gettin rammed in the porta potty yellin so loud he was creating a first amendment violation

  • Lobsta mac
    September 1, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Good point chowda. I’ll pull my distributor cap off on rt 26 maybe josh fukhead will show up
    Did the cops throw a Pepsi bottle at him???

  • Hairy clam chowda
    September 1, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Hey where’s the whore tow truck chick. I’ll fuk her in the bum bum but only with a rubber. Maybe she learned her lesson and is eating clam and not that little
    Do yourself a favor tow truck wire and move on to AAA I’m out of gas on 495 cum by

  • Francis sidebottom
    September 1, 2019 at 12:35 am

    Uncle turtle turd for once you are not wrong

  • Hot Tow Truck Girl Has A Dick
    August 31, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    Hey Joshypoo, betcha your skank girlfriend hottowtruckgirl is blowing some asshole drug dealer for her fix while you sit in jail. Karma’s a bitch motherfucker. Enjoy your stay.

  • Inquiring Minds
    August 31, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    How’s another arrest work after being indicted? Do they hold him until his trial? Perhaps one of our friends in blue will know

  • Coexistwithmyfist
    August 31, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    Josh has some nice titties. He’s gonna make friends in jail quickly HAHA

  • Josh's mom
    August 31, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Hello. I’m joshes mom, and I just wanted to thank the BPD for arresting my son. finally I may get some sleep, and not have Josh using my computer to post videos at all hours of the night. I mean really, he’s fucking 30. My son was at the straight pride parade because he’s really conflicted, with his man boobs and all. He’s not quite sure if he’s a man or a woman. Again, thank you BPD.

    August 31, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    Sweet !! I’m still laughing 2 hrs later…..

  • Klancy
    August 31, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    This made my entire weekend. Enjoy your happy meal, loser.
    No justice. No peace…well maybe Josh is a piece.

  • Josh Takes It Up Da Ass. HES A BOTTOM
    August 31, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Josh’s main goal was to be locked up in a dark cell with an antifa soyboy for a romantic weekend getaway courtesy of productive tax paying Patriots.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    August 31, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    I stayed at home in partied in my closet.

  • Judge dre
    August 31, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    I think sexual orientation parades are fucking stupid, gay straight whatever. I was talking to a dude filming antifa with a MAGA hat and we were like “I wonder if any of these counter demonstrators know that he grand Marshall is Milo, a gay man. It’s like trolling on an epic level.”

    My buddy was on bike patrol duty. He arrested multiple antifa soy boys. I was there on the sidelines but I left around 2:30- it looks like antifa and this cuck ere pushed back to the old south church. so the police must have pushed them way back after I left. I saw antifa and what not behind city hall doing their stupid shit, but it looks like shit got real later in the day.

    His live stream getting arrested is awesome. Fuck antifa.

    I would estimate there was 1500+ LEO’s there. Hats off to BPD and other agencies to show antifa that Boston is not Portland, Seattle, Berkeley, etc. you might be able to do shit when a stand down order is issued but that is not the fucking case in this town. Fuck you antifa. Have fun in jail you fucking scumbags.

  • Thank You BPD
    August 31, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    No Justice No Peace Till Josh Is Off The Streets!!

  • Eddie Haskell - LAPD
    August 31, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    This guy makes me laugh. Films himself berating cops and wines like a true B-I-T-C-H when they put him in chains. In my day he would have been given the proverbial rubber hose treatment after the mandatory alley ride.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 31, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    Only homosexuals and LGBTQQ folks are allowed to have parades.

  • Turtlebegger
    August 31, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    All set on the “donation” thanks for asking. I actually have a sweet idea…make enough money in your business to stop panhandling on every page.

  • JoeMomma
    August 31, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Don’t forget Mondays a holiday. He’s sitting in jail till Tuesday.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 31, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    I love that snappy chant! Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      August 31, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      I like the other chant, “Bears and twinks, we all need shrinks.”

  • z
    August 31, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    I’m surprised the baby carriage was allowed. The cops had a list a mile long on what you couldn’t have with you on the parade route. Could easily have been a suicide couple with a kid and pressure cooker.

    • Allah Approves
      August 31, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      My name is Allsh and I approve this message.

  • Farva
    August 31, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Also court isn’t open till Tuesday, enjoy the gray bar hotel.

    • Gasoline broker
      September 1, 2019 at 12:05 am

      Are you going to fill up a trash can with gas just to get a free hotdog? Excellent.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 31, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    You took your crotch fruits to the aquarium? This would have been internet gold! Where’s your commitment to the brand? Let the ol’ lady take the semen demons to the friggn’ aqueerium!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 31, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    The left’s hypocrisy was on excellent display today. No one should ever question if they are hypocrites from this day forward.

  • MAGA
    August 31, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Emerson college’s president referred to the parade as perverse.
    Slow down there killer, might ruffle some feathers.
    Fucking useless woke dindu.

    • floortom
      August 31, 2019 at 10:27 pm

      Emerson College’s president referred to his butthole as tasty. Get snacking you fupafag. Obsessing on EMersonson College presidents ass u nasty. eeeeeew.

      • You love anal cavities
        September 1, 2019 at 8:14 pm

        Nice try you rancid cunt.
        They ahould try harder when they post.

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