Today was the straight pride parade. I was gonna go, but it’s Saturday and my kids wanted to go to the aquarium, and I’d have to be a huge loser and/or a dickhead to give up time with my family in order to people watch at a dumpster fire like the straight pride parade. Don’t get me wrong, I would’ve loved to have gone since so many terrible people from both sides were concentrated in one area. Would’ve been great content. But if you find yourself sacrificing time with your family for bullshit like this, then you’re a loser. And pretty much everyone involved on both sides of this shitshow is a loser. We know Anqueefa is terrible, and we completely exposed the straight pride guys for being insecure snowflakes when they came on our show, thinking it was a safe space, and walked out because we weren’t taking their joke of a parade seriously enough.
When this is the symbol of straight pride….
It means the world has gone celibate.
But the worst person of them all also showed up.
Josh Abrams. The cop block cuckhold who goes around harassing the cops on video, and then calls them on Turtleboy when someone unrelated to Turtleboy comes to his house and throws a Pepsi at him.
I discovered this when I searched “straight pride” on the Twitter machine and found some socialist twat (@socialistdogmom) named Molly, who saw him whining to the cops about Antifa surrounding him.
If they only knew that he was on their side. These assholes deserve each other, they’re just too stupid to realize that they’re all on the same team. Not sure who to hate the most here. There’s so many choices. Josh is pretty terrible and all, and it’s hilarious that he whined that a socialist protester was harassing him after he got in her face, but this Molly chick is at least equally as awful. Take a gander at her Twitter feed and you’ll see why.
Can’t hear the Straight Pride speeches over the crowd outside chanting “bottoms and tops, we all hate cops” pic.twitter.com/KpHAqow45D
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) August 31, 2019
But here’s the best part – Abrams got arrested after running to the police for protection.
Here’s his final live stream which ends with him getting arrested.
The last thing Abrams saw before spending the weekend in jail.
And I heard they don’t do bail on Sundays. Have a nice weekend bitch. The aquarium was awesome. Sucks to be you.
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