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Cop, Teachers Hit By Savages Breaking Up Fight At Greenfield High School Because Apparently Greenfield Kids Think They’re Hardcore

Cop, Teachers Hit By Savages Breaking Up Fight At Greenfield High School Because Apparently Greenfield Kids Think They’re Hardcore

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Here’s a fun story out of Greenfield High School:

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First of all, why are Greenfield kids trying to act hard? Bitch, you live in Greenfield. Franklin freaking County. Hippie town USA. You can’t possibly come from up there and be a hard ass. Sure, Greenfield has some dumpy parts that we saw on our bone ride through Franklin County, especially the closer you get to Turner Falls



but overall Greenfield is a pretty nice place.



You can’t live there and be a bad ass. So just stop with that nonsense right now kids.

Anyway, I thought this story was interesting because of all the talk about cops in schools which has been going on for the last year. Do you need any more proof about what a good thing cops in schools are? These kids were wilin’ out at 7:45 AM. That’s too early to be wilin’ out. Most teachers haven’t even had their second cup of coffee yet. It’s not realistic to ask them to break up some brawl between a bunch of kids who think they’re thug life. Luckily the cop was there to restore order and put the criminals in handcuffs.

Naturally there are some hippies whining about how excessive it is to arrest these kids, but at least none of them used Ol Man Gordon Davis’ favorite phrase – “school to prison pipeline.”

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With what money are they supposed to pay? Their parents’ money of course. Maybe once their parents have to take money out of their wallet they’ll actually start disciplining their kids so the cops don’t have to.

And since when it is the cops’ problem about whether or not arresting them makes their life easier? Ya know what’s a great way not to get a criminal record? Don’t fight in school. Don’t hit teachers. Don’t hit cops. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – anyone who fights in school doesn’t REALLY wanna fight. If you really wanna fight you take that shit to the woods after school where you know teachers won’t break it up in five seconds. Anyone who fights in school is doing it for the theater and the street cred. But they’re certainly not doing it because they wanna fight.

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Wow, you’re so hardcore Hannah. Way to show those stupid teachers who the boss is!! Express yo self girlfriend!! Shocking, because I would’ve sworn she was an honors student.


Anyone who still feels like they have a bone to pick with a high school teacher because the teacher was mean to them is pretty much the definition of a loser.

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Of course you thought you had free speech. Because when you were yelling at your teachers for trying to make you learn, other kids were being taught about what the first amendment is and is not. It protects you from government persecution of free speech. It certainly doesn’t protect asshole kids from swearing at police officers.

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Yes Timmy, punishment is what parents are for. The problem here is clearly that the parents have failed in their duty to not raise savages. And putting them in courts is not an admission that we don’t know how to deal with them. To the contrary, we’re putting them in courts because it’s the only thing that will teach them a valuable lesson. Some dumbass kids think that laws magically cease to exist because they are on school grounds. But if you get in a fight at the movie theater and you hit a cop in the process, your ass is going to jail. That doesn’t change because you’re walking into Greenfield High School.

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Yea, let’s just break it up and send them on their merry way. So a couple teachers got hit. Big deal. Boys will be boys.

Tangent: This is one of Katie’s profile photos on FacebookIt’s still up. But our page gets pulled down for telling people to turn on the radio. Makes sense.

Anyway, cops in school are obviously a good thing. It’s pretty much undeniable at this point. Anyone who doesn’t want them there wants teachers and students to get hurt, which by definition makes them a slug rake. End of story.



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28 Comment(s)
  • March 20, 2016 at 12:24 am

    This is crazy my brother was in a special school for fucking kids up in a public school while there got in a huge fight teacher got hit and they understood he’s a teenager and shit happens. Don’t ruin the kids life over it. Put them in some anger management and councling!

  • Whatever
    March 17, 2016 at 1:56 am

    Jesus, perhaps events happen because teens experience poor judgement during times of stress and provocation? You can turn any fight into some grandiose statement about parenting in modern America if you read into it enough. But what I think is you weren’t there, you’re talking about mistakes that minors made, and you seem like a real reactionary prick. Taking a person’s profile pic on facebook and making statements about their character is bitch behavior.

    • IgnoranceBreedsIgnorance
      March 17, 2016 at 1:43 pm

      So if a teenager murders their parents during finals, they shouldn’t be arrested because they are under stress? Great logic here friend!

  • Real talk this day in age!
    March 16, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    Its a lessoned not learned#!!
    More troble ahead!!!
    I bet $$$$

  • Alexis W
    March 16, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Everyone keeps saying that the kids are this way because they were raised by liberals and hippies…..
    This is not entirely true
    Most of these kids are from “the ghetto” of greenfield gardens or part of the homeless families that where moved here from Springfield into the hotels that are available.
    Most of these kids already have a record and have been involved in multiple fights over the past year!

    There is always a bigger picture

  • Timmy
    March 16, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    My comments weren’t directed at the kids who were assaultive. If they were hitting people, especially teachers and cops, then I understand the need for action. I’m talking about the 6 other kids arrested for “disrupting a school or lawful gathering in session.”

    If kids see a fight at school, and react to what they are seeing (nonviolently) I don’t think they should be arrested. Just my opinion, but what happened has happened. What really breeds criminals is putting them in the system at an early age for things like this that can barely be considered criminal.

    Once again, I was not talking about the 2 arrested for assault. I was talking about the 6 others who could have recieved a suspension or possibly expulsion, but not criminal charges for being disruptive.

  • Joey Thomas
    March 16, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    You should write a story about me so I can laugh about it and share the fuck out of it. 😉

  • Jake
    March 16, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Holy shit why does this piece of shit page have more ads than a porn site?

  • Del Griffith
    March 16, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    Gee, who wouldn’t want to hire Hannah hyphenated last name? Seems like a great potential employee with the “HATE” tats on the fingers and multiple facial piercings. The crystal ball sees a lucrative future with her wrapped around a pole at Sweaty Betty’s. Greenfield for LIfe, bitches!

    • Joey Thomas
      March 16, 2016 at 4:09 pm

      It says mate. How long did it take to think of that response?

      • JoeMomma
        March 16, 2016 at 5:56 pm

        Are you sure it doesn’t say “I ATE”?

  • Publius
    March 16, 2016 at 12:04 pm

    If parents did their job there would be little need for cops in the schools. But far too many parents gave up on parenting. Heck today you are more likely to see a parent assault a teacher for dis’pectin their kid then to teach their kid any discipline. Case in point. Drive by Union Hill or East Middle at 2pm. Or better yet walk if you dare.

  • Jerry
    March 16, 2016 at 11:27 am

    I have to consult the urban dictionary at least once a story

  • Lottie
    March 16, 2016 at 10:55 am

    Anybody who thinks their parents should deal with it, need to wake up and realize… The reason these losers are hitting teachers, is because Mom & Dad NEVER take care of it. Of COURSE a they should be arrested. I don’t understand any argument to the contrary. Adult sized teens are fighting and beating up teachers…. TEACHERS. Not bullies, not friends in a fight… TEACHERS. Quick, call Mom and Dad, maybe they can take their cell phone away for 24 hours!? No.

    And I agree with Judge Smails – this IS only going to get worse. A flood of younger children being diagnosed with “Oppositional Defiance Disorder”, and various other issues, are getting bigger by the day, and more hormonal and NOT being given the discipline or tools to cope with their problems. They’re learning that their behaviors are “not their fault” or under their control. Some of these children are borderline psychotic, even at young ages… But don’t you DARE point out that they aren’t normal. Don’t punish them. Everybody just pretend that kid yelling profanities or flipping their desk out of anger, in the corner of your classroom, is normal. Add to that the opiate epidemic. Enjoy!

  • Judge Smails
    March 16, 2016 at 8:21 am

    Liberal policies have created little monsters in need of these safe spaces. They have been taught that everyone else is to blame for the things they do, and now we are seeing the results on a large scale. Get ready folks because this problem is only going to get bigger.

  • Silas Dogood
    March 16, 2016 at 7:58 am

    Greenfield is gross. Opiate Central. Weed Heaven. What could go wrong?

    • Random Greenfield Kid
      June 28, 2017 at 3:03 pm

      I don’t think Greenfield CA is gross, (I live in Greenfield CA just to let you know.) but sure, a lot of crimes happen here especially at night, sure a lot of stupid ass wannabes think they’re cool and dangerous but they’re just making a fool of themselves, you people who may or may not have experienced Greenfield CA can point out the imperfections of this place, no matter how bad you make this small town seem like, my opinion of this small town is everything to me, and if I were to go anywhere around the world, I’d stay in Greenfield CA because that’s how much I truly love and respect my home town.

  • JoeMomma
    March 16, 2016 at 7:22 am

    Important lesson for the kiddies…..actions have consequences

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    March 16, 2016 at 5:54 am

    The problem as I see it is this bullshit “never say no”, feel good parenting style. Every child is a special flower… They’re just expressing themselves… They’re given the freedom to choose everything for themselves without consequences… Guilty parents who think their children should never have a negative emotion then release these sheltered brats into society to roam free and ‘express themselves’ all over the place, with every rant, tantrum, and ‘look at me constantly’ performance. The sooner these children get a small taste of adult life, and adult consequences, the more likely they are to be able to retain some semblance of a normal life.

  • UsualSuspect
    March 16, 2016 at 5:50 am

    Click through a few more of Katie’s photos. She looks like a real winner! She is a ghetto style-redneck-homegirl with a potty mouth. Where do these savages come from?

    • Marie
      March 16, 2016 at 5:47 pm

      First off watch the comment she looks like a real winner just from judging someone’s profile I’m sure I could dig some shit up on you and in the end make you feel like a useless piece of shit when I get done with you. I see from the profile an 18 year old that owns her own house drives a new accord should I go on. What did you have at 18. Exactly.

    • Marie
      March 16, 2016 at 6:01 pm

      Oh a second of all you want to flap your lips about someone have the balls to post your name along with your comment. I think being a ghetto style redneck home girl is better than a pussy who hides behind the name Usual Suspect when trashing someone so we can’t tell who you are. Now there is a potty mouth for you

      • UsualSuspect
        March 16, 2016 at 8:26 pm

        Dropping a photo with the C-bomb on your facebook says it all. Real classy.

        • Marie
          March 17, 2016 at 7:32 pm

          Then don’t go on someone’s Facebook and look around on it if you don’t want to see or read things you may or may not like simple its that simple. But then again some people have to much time on there hands and look to criticize others for the things they say or do people like you are the ones that do it to just make yourself feel better. You think making comments about someone based on there Facebook page, that you have never met is any better than what these kids at the greenfield high school did. Both of these are considered some form of bullying plan and simple so I put you in the same class as these teenagers and the sad part is your probably an adult commenting and ripping on an 18 year old now that’s something to be proud of.

      • No Habla Espan-idiot
        March 17, 2016 at 1:39 pm

        Shut the fuck up.

        • No Habla Espan-idiot
          March 17, 2016 at 1:39 pm

          ***To Marie***

    • Ginger
      March 17, 2016 at 7:54 pm

      Well she knows first hand about assaulting police officers


  • BobnMic
    March 16, 2016 at 3:44 am

    It is too bad that we have to have Cops in schools these days period. How did we get to this point? What the fuck happened over the years?

    Have parents been collectively fucking up disciplining their kids to point where we are now? I highly doubt it is the fault of any teacher or Principle. Is the Worcester water system that fucked up? Why are there so many little monsters?

    Did the parents of today do too many Columbian lines back in the 80’s that fucked their kids brains up? This shit was not even a reality when I was in WPS. A real sad reality with what is going on today in schools. SMH.

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