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Cops Investigate Skagbag Mom Who Lit Neighbors AC On Fire With Cigarette Butt, Find Her Kids And 1 Missing Child Eating Dog Food Off The Floor In Shack Of Horrors

Cops Investigate Skagbag Mom Who Lit Neighbors AC On Fire With Cigarette Butt, Find Her Kids And 1 Missing Child Eating Dog Food Off The Floor In Shack Of Horrors

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We here at TurtleBoy take our jobs very seriously, especially when it comes to child abuse. Many of the cretins we feature receive the wrath of TurtleBoy because of the moronic and downright dangerous things they have done to kids, theirs or otherwise.

Which brings us to Chloe Edwards. This chudmuffin was just arrested on Thursday in her hometown of Middletown, Connecticut for keeping a home not even fit for a farm animal, and for forcing the five kids in her apartment to eat off of the floor.

And as if eating off of the ground isn’t dehumanizing enough, she fed the kids dog food. Ya know, like animals. Truly disgusting behavior.

Check out the sordid details yourself:

“Police officers responded to an undisclosed location just before 2 p.m. Thursday after the fire marshal spotted trash blocking a third-floor apartment.

Middletown firefighters had responded to the home because a cigarette thrown from a third-floor window set an air conditioner on fire and fire officials needed to speak with the people in the third-floor apartment, police said.

Chloe Edwards, 27, opened the door when officers arrived and they were “taken aback by the smell coming from the apartment.”  Police said the carpet was covered with food, urine, feces, and cockroach carcasses. There were “a multitude of flies were in the apartment as well.” Officers found five juveniles in the apartment.

Cops found five children in Edward’s apartment, which authorities described as being uncomfortably hot. As if dog food off the floor wasn’t bad enough, the children were forced to live amongst flies all over the apartment and a carpet stained with rotten food, urine, cockroach (dead and alive) and feces. Piles of trash standing three to four feet-high punctuated an already disturbing scene of their living conditions.

Officers found a tub with a continuously running faucet and a broken toilet.  There were broken beds and mattresses on the floor. The mattresses were stained with vomit and feces. Dishes in the kitchen overflowed from the sink. The refrigerator contained only two jars of sauce, a can of pasta and two small jars of baby food. Officers found exposed electrical sockets and a 3 to 4 foot pile of debris blocking the exit.”

How would authorities know that the kids were eating dog food, you might ask? Maybe there’s a dog in the home? That would explain a lot.

Nope. Two of the kids complained about being hungry when DCF arrived on scene, and proceeded to eat dry dog food they found on the floor of the apartment, cops said.

The only food in the refrigerator were two jars of sauce, a can of pasta, and two small jars of baby food. Dirty dishes were piled on the counters and sink, with flies swarming in and out as they please. Literally the only good thing to come of this story is that those kids got the hell out of there and away from this ridiculously unfit mother.

The madness surrounding this turdburger of a mother doesn’t end there. Of course it doesn’t.

One of the five kids in Edwards’ home wasn’t even hers. She told police that she knew the child from “a third-party”, but that child’s mother had actually reported the kid missing earlier this month. Often known as “kidnapping.”

Of course, a nudnik like Chloe has a few Google trophies peppered in between her most recent blunder.

Hmmm… Making a false statement and falsely reporting an incident on an active warrant, reckless endangerment… Who would have thought?

Back to this heifer’s hell house. This degenerate was charged with five counts of risk of injury to a minor and is currently being held on $10,000 bond, which should keep her there indefinitely, as I seriously doubt she or anyone who knows her has that kind of cash to bail her out.

Thankfully, the city of Middletown Health Department declared her apartment “unfit for occupancy”, and the children are now in custody of DCF.

Just keep your kids fed and your home clean. Because if you don’t, you can bet on Turtleboy dropping the hammer on you!


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12 Comment(s)
  • September 3, 2017 at 6:43 am

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  • Chopsticks Up The Nose
    August 25, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    Kill her.

  • Wabbitt
    August 24, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    With a baby and a six year old in my apartment, I don’t claim that it’s going to be on the cover of Better Homes and Gardens. But my floor isn’t covered in piss, shit, and dead roaches. There’s food in the fridge and cabinets. And the only ones eating pet food are the cats.

    But, of course, I don’t have a “disease.”

  • KimberlyS
    August 24, 2017 at 11:40 am

    I feel like my house is a disaster when my kid piles his toys onto the coffee table and I don’t load the dishwasher immediately after eating.

    HOW can anyone do this? Poor kids.

  • ?
    August 23, 2017 at 11:31 am

    She should be held in lieu of bail in one of the cages at the Middletown, CT Veterinary Clinic, upon being spayed.

  • Daniel jesus
    August 23, 2017 at 10:16 am

    Turtle boy should provide free articles for prisons so when this shit happens they get justice from both sides of the law

  • True Reality Speaks
    August 22, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Yet there will be more likes, outrage, and comments on the cat beater article. SMH

    This “mother” isn’t the only one who is f’ed up. Some look and can act (mostly) normal.

    Like libs, serial killers, and animal rights activists/crazies.

  • DJ Trump
    August 22, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Some women, man I tell ya. Is this what Liz Warren described as a nasty women? Thousands upon thousands fellas, just like her too.

  • whatevuh
    August 22, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    Keep calm, and get some rope . . . .

  • Lou P
    August 22, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    She should NEVER be allowed to reproduce again.
    There is no question she should be neutered.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 22, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    DCF pushes open adoption.

    Imagine being attached to this cretin ( *word plagiarized as it’s the most accurate)

    Dry dog food off the floor.

  • Landlord shoulda done a background check
    August 22, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    The Tenant/Mother from Hell.

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