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Corrupt Douchebag Joe Early Agrees To Pay $5,000 To State Trooper Who He Ordered To Cover Up Junkie Slugpump Alli Bibaud’s Felatio Offering Arrest Report


It’s been two years since we broke the story that many call “Troopergate,” but we here at Turtleboy Sports call “Biblowgate.” It began when we saw two copies of an arrest report for Judge Tim Bibaud’s junkie daughter Alli – one that has her quoted asking State Trooper Ryan Sceviour if he knew how many guys she had to blow to get the heroin she had on her, and one that doesn’t contain that quote or the one where she offered to blow him in exchange for leniency. Little did we know at the time that we were breaking a story that would lead to the resignations of Masssachusetts State Police Colonel Richard McKeon, Deputy Superintendent Francis Hughes, Major Susan Anderson, and Lt. Colonel Dan Risteen.

The one guy who got a pass in that whole affair was Worcester County District Attorney Joe Early Jr, the lucky sperm of former congressman Joe Early Sr. He was the guy who found out about the arrest report and made the call to Colonel McKeon to redact the embarrassing quotes in the report. This all came from an investigation conducted by Maura Healey’s office.

Early, according to both reports, had conversations with McKeon in which he asked the colonel what he was going to do about Bibaud’s arrest report and told him revisions could be made to the arrest report. Early also advised McKeon he was going to be filing a motion to redact the report. McKeon is quoted in Healey’s report as saying, “Well, it was after that I had the conversation with Joe Early, and all indications were that this was the appropriate thing to do. I must say that he was previously my boss. He’s the prosecuting district attorney in that county, and he was in charge of the prosecution of this case. And I was led to believe that everything that I was about to do was not only the right thing, but it was the appropriate thing to do.”

Early then continued to lie after he was exposed for this, stating that he routinely had random arrest reports in Holden redacted 91 times, and that he wasn’t doing this because he was buddies with Tim Bibaud. Except those 91 instances all involved murder cases in which confidential information about victims had to be redacted. Alli Bibaud was arrested for driving under the influence and possessing heroin. He heard about the report, Bibaud likely read it and didn’t want his family embarrassed, so Early called McKeon, who felt pressured into changing the report, he demanded the troopers alter it, they refused and were disciplined, and here we are now.

Then this happened today:

The Massachusetts State Police and Worcester District Attorney Joesph Early Jr. have settled a lawsuit filed by a trooper who arrested a judge’s daughter in 2017 said the district attorney ordered him to scrub embarrassing details from the police report. Trooper Ryan Sceviour through his attorney Leonard Kesten filed the lawsuit first in federal court and then in Suffolk Superior Court in 2018. The lawsuit claimed that Early directed a conspiracy that sought to “unlawfully tamper with Court documents, to violate Trooper Ryan Sceviour’s rights, and to defame him.”

A settlement in the suit was filed Thursday, Kesten said. The settlement clears Sceviour of any wrongdoing and orders state police to pay Sceviour $35,000 and Early to pay $5,000.

“I have such admiration for this trooper. He refused to do anything different because she’s a judge’s daughter,” Kesten said over the phone Friday. “He did nothing wrong.”

First of all, nice to see Lenny Kesten working for a client who actually deserved justice. He should stick to cases like that instead of embarrassing himself by taking on clients like Joe Curtatone so they can sue Kirk Minihane and Barstool Sports over a prank phone call.

Secondly, the fact that Early agreed to pay $5,000 out of his own pocket is an admission of guilt.

I thought I lost faith in Massachusetts politics when Elizabeth Warren defeated Scott Brown in 2012. Scott Brown was the man. He was completely middle of the road, worked across the aisle, and was everything that people claim that they want in a leader. And for that he lost his seat to a virte signaling, pathological liar who pretended to be Native American and wants to be President now.

But I didn’t truly lose faith until Joe Early was elected by a 2 to 1 margin last November over independent candidate Blake Rubin. It was then that I realized just how fucking STUPID the electorate is in this state. Joe Early was openly corrupt, and orchestrated the biggest scandal in State Police history. He covered up for his friend’s junkie daughter and had two good state troopers punished for doing their job. But none of that mattered because he’s Joe Early Sr’s lucky sperm, and his has a D next to his name in Massachusetts.



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29 Comment(s)
  • Shawn Silvia
    November 4, 2019 at 5:13 am

    Make no mistake, this state is home to the dumbest electorate in the country.

  • Judge dread
    November 3, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    If my daughter ever came home with that scumbag piece of shit in the title picture I would do two things:

    1. Lure this cock smoker into the back yard with a promise of some mystery bag full of pills and white powder I need help identifying- only to beat the fuckin shit out of him with a garden hose and a fire axe handle.

    2. Revoke any type of financial assistance and college aid and throw her the fuck out of the house until she stops dating drug dealers.

    If I remember Ali was pretty close to winning ratchet madness.

  • randiguy2006
    Good old Scotty.
    November 2, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    “Scott Brown was the man. He was completely middle of the road, worked across the aisle, and was everything that people claim that they want in a leader.”

    Hey Scott got his, he’s sitting over in New Zealand doing nothing getting paid a boatload to sip their nice Cabernet. Weep not for Scott, he worked the system like everyone else. He and Gail don’t even have to drive his dumb truck anymore, he had a chauffer you and I pay for. Sweet deal for a failed candidate.

  • Betty Ford
    November 2, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Unc, “stupid” isn’t the right word. “Indifferent” is. State is too rich for its own good, easier to write checks than to get involved.

    Everyone bitches, but no one gets involved. How many folks on here sat on a town committee or board? ANY board? Right. Because folks rather stay home and watch the Bruins. So people get the government they deserve.

    For those inclined to try and make a difference, realize the threat of your presence is enough to begin to get folks to fly right. Its not a big commitment, yes you need to learn to speak muni-speak so what, and just your presence (even your absence, if you’re on a board which taken minutes) forces people to check themselves. Get half a dozen people in the right spots doing this in a small town, you can make change happen.

  • Metro West Guy
    November 2, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Everything in this state is for sale or up for grabs if you donate to the right candidates and hold their sign on Main Street every November. Remember when your old man said, “it’s not what’s you know but rather who you know”? Damn right.

  • WeRFucked
    November 2, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Yet Joe will easily cruise into another term as DA.

    Yup… We Are Fucked. Our DA… who is voted into office. Does this. And wins again.

    People don’t give a shit.

    Rollins? Are you fucking kidding me? This is what happens when the bad outnumber the good.

  • hartf811
    Where’s Ali?
    November 2, 2019 at 8:38 am

    More importantly, where is Ali? I’m sure she’s fattened up and I’m looking for a low self esteem chick to abuse. FATTG is out of pocket and the junkie Kennedy chick won’t be strung out and available again so Ali can fit right in. I hear that she sucks harder than the pool drain at Corinthian!

    • Stunt Penis
      November 2, 2019 at 9:16 pm

      She porked out. You can find some court photos of her in a black outfit here on TB. She’s almost unrecognizable. If you didn’t know it was her, you wouldn’t be able to guess. Her face (and the rest of her) exploded like a balloon.

  • Sean
    November 2, 2019 at 7:32 am

    The most shocking revelation in this story?

    That Maura Healey’s office did an investigation.

    • Massholio
      November 2, 2019 at 7:45 am

      Our organization sent some paperwork to Healey’s office to dissolve a not for profit corporation. After several weeks we followed up and were told they lost the paperwork and “there’s a lot of turnover here.” Hmmm… But yeah go sue Trump some more.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 2, 2019 at 10:13 am

      No shit!! Somehow I still don’t believe it.

  • Jefe
    November 1, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    The state police needs to be disbanded. It’s a pos corrupt organization. Baker has absolutely no balls. He knew exactly what went on, and he did nothing but talk, put that dyke in charge and expected us to be fine with it. The reality is that the state police has been, and will always be corrupt. McKeon? That shit stain retired with full benefits and pension. He was balls deep in that scandal, yet he was untouched. It’s a joke. This cesspool of a state is rigged for people like that turd, Early, to do whatever they want and suffer no consequence. Liberal cunts, people. Have any of you had enough, or do you just love the filth they spread?

    • WeRFucked
      November 2, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Ummm… this is a story about a trooper doing what is 100% the right thing to do.

      It somewhat restores my faith that there are indeed a few good men & women in that organization.

      I don’t care what Alli said in that report. She’s a drug addict who needs help. I don’t see how arresting her helps. How about actually punishing the people who sell this shit? Do you think it would be so popular if every dealer who got caught went away for 10 years guaranteed on first offense? Nope, they’re back out selling in 30-days or less.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        November 2, 2019 at 10:17 am

        I agree about convicting dealers. Unfortunately, there will ALWAYS be another one to take their place.

      • Dr. Ed
        November 2, 2019 at 3:45 pm

        Putting users in jail ended the Heroin problem in the 1970’s

  • Bill Clinton
    November 1, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    alli wasn’t bad looking in that peace-sign photo. I woulda taken a slob job.

    • bigdaddy
      Katie Hill
      November 1, 2019 at 9:57 pm

      I wouldn’t mind brushing her hair

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Rosie O'donnell
      November 1, 2019 at 10:52 pm

      I’d hit it.

    • Captain Trips
      The entire high school boy's soccer, football and swim teams
      November 2, 2019 at 9:35 am

      Already hit it

    • Judge dread
      November 2, 2019 at 1:42 pm

      Miss you man, glad ur back.

  • Hugh Mungous
    November 1, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    Is Alli still in business? I have a double sawbuck and could make a contribution to her defense fund…

  • Corinth Arkadin
    November 1, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    “…the lucky sperm of former congressman Joe Early Sr.”

    The simple witty comments are what I keep coming back here for. Of course the bad editing, misspellings and hilarious coinage (‘fupasloth’ etc.) are just extras.

    Keep doin’ the Lord’s work TB.

    And, uh, long live the King.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 1, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    The Turtleboy needs to lay off Judge Tim Bibaud and DA Joe Early Jr. They are Democrats for God’s sake!

  • Tulsi’s Thong
    November 1, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Scott Brown also put forth legislation to end insider trading in Washington, so basically committed career suicide. You fuck with the corrupt’s money, you pay the consequences. It was either lose to that bitch gracefully, or be found tits-up in the outskirts of town. We know what he chose..

  • bigdaddy
    Ted Kennedy
    November 1, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Come on now Its not the crime of the century Its not like he killed a women or anything

  • Ray Patriarca
    Had more than enough, thanks
    November 1, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Yet….the beat goes on here in Corruptachusetts.
    The idiot electorate continually and myopically pencil in the (D), no matter what.
    Personally, in light of events in the past few years, I wouldn’t vote for a Democrat for County Dog Catcher. Have a (D) after your name? I’ll pass.
    And this from a person who for decades was a registered Democrat.
    I finally got sick of getting taxed into poverty, while watching malingerers and malcontents get a free ride.
    Courtesy of the Democrats.
    I finally woke the fuck up.
    Will you?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 2, 2019 at 9:02 am

      That was my story as well. Congrats on seeing the light

  • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
    Bigger Cuck; Early or Risteen?
    November 1, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    The State Police were ordered to pay $35,000”…

    What the fuck? Why not call us all morons, Judge. The taxpayers of Massachusetts were ordered to pay $35,000 as a result of these deceitful criminal pigs and their corruption.

    The state police will pay the same % as all the other taxpayers. This isn’t some exclusive fine paid only by state police employees

  • eugene
    November 1, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    POS got off easy.I wouldn’t have settled for that amount.

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