Joe Early Lied Again: Said He’s Got 91 Examples Of Reports That Have Been Redacted, Except They’re Mostly Murder Cases, Turtlegram Calls For Him To Resign

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Usually the Turtlegram and Gazette steals our stories without crediting our work. But today they actually stole our hot take and are calling for District Attorney Joe Early to resign for his role in Biblowgate. It started last week after the AG’s office investigated and determined that Joe Early had repeatedly asked State Police Colonel Richard McKeon to alter Alli Bibaud’s October 16 arrest report in order to get rid of embarrassing lines such as, “Do you know how many guys I had to blow to get that (heroin)?” A story that we broke, and which has led to the resignation of four of the highest ranking members of the MSP.

Yet Early remains on the job, and flat out denied the AG’s findings last week:

Instead he repeatedly talks about the “campaign” because this guy is nothing more than a professional politician who’s only good at raising money and getting idiots to vote for him.

Why wouldn’t he though? This comment from a recent article says it all:

Criag Polewaczyk is voting for him anyway. Why? Because there was “no wrong doing.” Even though the wrong doing is specifically listed in the AG’s report. Because facts don’t matter to sheep. Plus this:

Joe Early made him feel special one time. Now he’s gonna vote for him for life. Nothing else matters. This is why democracy is a sham. We should take the 20 smartest people and put their names in a hat and pick who gets to run what.

In the video above he mentioned several times “91” cases where his office has redacted arrest reports:

“We impound and we redact,” Mr. Early said as cameras rolled. “We have 91 instances where we could give you, where we’ve done this in the past, and this is something we do. Nobody was treated any differently.”

And to their credit, the Turtlegram did some research into these 91 cases and found out that once again he was lying:

Of the 91 cases Mr. Early referenced Monday, 89 were labeled as impoundments, not redactions, and those requests mostly pertained not to police reports but to search warrants and criminal records in cases involving violent crime.

Eighty-four of the 91 cases in which documents were shielded involved murder, death, arson, sexual assault or criminal records pertaining to allegedly dangerous individuals. Most of the documents impounded were either search warrants or “privileged” criminal records.

The other seven fell outside the categories outlined above. Three of the motions had to do with protecting victim, witness or grand jury information, while another was to impound a search warrant whose target had not been charged.

Translation – they only impound arrest reports for violent crimes when public information could put other people in danger. But they never order redactions. Especially for a couple sentences where the worst thing that could happen is a judge’s daughter gets a little embarrassed by the dumb things she said while driving around all fucked up.

In other words, Joe Early lied to the media once again, assuming they’d be too lazy to follow up on his lie that what he did with her arrest report was commonplace.

Everyone they interviewed seems to agree – what he did NEVER happens:

Mentioned in many of the 91 cases is the desire to avoid pretrial publicity, which is one reason Mr. Early has given for his actions in the Bibaud case. But Peter Elikann, a Boston defense attorney and former chair of the Massachusetts Bar Association’s Criminal Justice Section, pointed out that if the desire is to avoid pretrial publicity, impounding a document before trial is sufficient, and redaction would not be needed.

Mr. Elikann said that comparing redaction to impoundments is like mixing apples and oranges. A fairer comparison, he agreed, would be if the DA had examples of where prosecutors redacted police reports in other DUI cases, something he said he had not personally seen in his years in court.

It only happened this time because he’s good friends with Tim Bibaud.

A retired judge name Robert Barton straight out calls him out on his bullshit:

Robert A. Barton, a retired Middlesex Superior Court judge, said in an interview in February that it would be interesting to see how the DA’s office would answer a query as to how many times they moved to redact a DUI report.

“When they don’t answer,” he said, “it’s because it doesn’t happen.”


Then there’s the fact that Alli Bibaud’s lawyer didn’t know any of this was going on:

Mr. Elikann said he had not been involved with a case in which a prosecutor moved to redact something in court without him being present as defense counsel. That is what happened in the case of Ms. Bibaud, as her attorney was not present when a Worcester prosecutor moved to redact her police report.

Think about that. Normally the defense attorney would be the one asking for shit to be redacted in order to help his case. The prosecution is supposed to be pushing back against these requests. Not in Joe Early’s office though. In his office they go out of their way to protect certain criminals from being embarrassed by the things they did while under arrest. Actually, just one criminal – Alli Bibaud. No one else was afforded this protection.

Oh, and when they asked about any other redacted DUI reports, Joe Early refused to answer and referred them to this campaign team, who also refused to answer:

Asked Thursday whether the office could produce any redacted DUI police reports, Mr. Early’s office referred comment to Mr. Early’s campaign, which did not answer on the record other than resending a prior campaign statement. Neither Mr. Early’s office nor the campaign answered a question about whether Mr. Early’s apparent use of the 91 cases to bolster his defense could be seen as misleading.

Oh yea, this guy is totally NOT a professional liar and con-artist. And he’s totally NOT treating us all like we’re very, very stupid. Then again, there’s this:

He CAN treat us like we are stupid. Because stupid people will vote for him anyway.

Meanwhile the lawyer for the troopers who are suing him is getting a pants tent over these free lunches that Early keeps feeding him:

Leonard H. Kesten, who is representing the two troopers suing their bosses over the orders to revise the report, said that, based on a reporter’s description of the documents, it appeared that the DA’s statement was misleading.

“It proves our point – these 91 (cases) prove our point – that the district attorney has never done anything that we know of (like this),” he said. “How many criminal defendants do they protect by taking out embarrassing details from police reports?”

So now that the Turtlegram and Gazette is demanding that he resign, will it change anything? It’s one thing when we demand he resigns. They can dismiss us as right wing fake news. But these people LOVE the mainstream media, and when a left leaning newspaper and a far left Attorney General are calling for the left leaning DA to step down, it carries a lot more weight.

My guess is he just doubles down. This is a lucky sperm son of a Congressman who started on third base and acts like he hit a triple (cite – PJ). He thinks being the DA is something that is his God-given birthright. And he’s not gonna give it up without a fight. Luckily for us there is an election in November and we have a candidate (Blake Rubin) to rally behind.

Your move Joe. Resign now or we’re gonna be forced to overthrow you in November. Whatever way you’d prefer.

15 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    May 8, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    You couldn’t over throw a wiffle ball.

  • Lean this way ----->
    May 7, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    First bootlegging, the lobotomy, the affairs, the Nazi sympathizing, Marilyn Monroe, the mafia, Chappaquiddick, drugs, the Palm Beach rape, and NOW THIS!!! Poor family…..Ohhh wait….wrong family.

  • DeeEmm
    May 7, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    I am definitely voting for Blake Rubin. Nice guy.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Craig Polewaczyk is a Union Bitch
    May 7, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    I regularly rip on that lemming pole polisher Craig Polewxyzabc123 in the T&G comments. He’s a complete tool that drinks the union Kool Aide and actually thinks he’s special (& entitled). He’s a Democrat’s dream – low info, easily programmed, ready to lay down his life for the Cult, and eagerly makes a fool of himself without actually getting anything in return. Well, actually he does get something. He gets a pat on the head and an “Atta boy” while his union and political masters pick his pockets and ass rape him of his dignity and character. I actually started feeling bad from forcing him to confront his own dumbfuckery – but then I saw his ’70’s haircut and pedo mustache in that pic and all I can think is he’s like a younger, taller Old Balls in the making.

  • bigdaddy
    Joe Early
    May 7, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    ha ha I will get the last laugh because of the D after my name the brain dead voters will obediently reelect me

  • Scott
    May 7, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    He has no shame. And his fellow politicians have no balls. He’s not going anywhere.

  • Edward Augustus
    May 7, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    That cutie-pie Joe Early can impound and redact me any time he wants!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Democrats lie
    May 7, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Keep up the good work, TB !

  • Ray Patriarca
    Democrats lie
    May 7, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    This guy Early is a real gem. Of course, the “professiona journalists” of the Mainstream fish-wraps can’t possibly find the time to fact-check the DA’s lies. It takes a blog and it’s people to dig out the truth. Is it that these ‘professionals” are inept? Or is it that they are nothing more than intrenched Democrat party water-carriers? I suspect it’s the latter. Which is why I have ZERO trust in anything any mainstream media outlet regurgitates. I find it suspicious that these mainstream outlets are seemingly time and again being beaten to the punch by a rag-tag group of bloggers. Early is another example of a lying hack Democrat who rode in on the coattails of family… reminiscent of the Kennedy Krew. They lie, and are aided and abetted by a complicit media.

    • Your reading and comprehension skills need work
      May 7, 2018 at 10:41 pm

      Try re-reading this article. Most of it is quotes from the Telegram and Gazette. Turtleboy actually gives them credit for digging up the truth and fact checking Early’s comments. I was as surprised as anyone but it’s true. Kudos to them.

      Now if only turtleboy can fix the site to stop the fucking redirects and endless adverts….

  • wormer
    Mayor Joe Petty
    May 7, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    DA Early never said those things at the news conference. Some other guy standing behind all the reporters said it, and through some freak technical glitch dealing with the audio, it sounded just like he said it. If you don’t believe me, just ask Dianne Williamson.

    Worcester is the renaissance city.

  • z
    May 7, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    I picture the DA saying “I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those darn kids”.

    Most like someone at the Telegram read/saw Early and thought “Hey, what about A and B and C?” because they cover crime and certain statements didn’t make sense. Kind of like Kirk and Callahan. “He wrote what???”

    The reason they think that they can be sketchy with the truth is because it always worked before and for the most part is still working.

    If the DA was smart, he wouldn’t open his yap about this again. I’m betting he opens his yap again because he can’t help himself.

  • Michael Hutson
    May 7, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    interesting! are you going to write about the Muslima in Hadley slashing people on buses,Brietta Brown? out of your jurisdiction,or is slashing a couple peoples’ throats and almost giving the bus driver a heart attack not news?

    • Monutest monumetric
      Look before you speak
      May 7, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      Dude, there were like 3 stories on this site last week about that. Trying checking facts before you get your panties in a bunch…

    • Father McCracken.
      May 7, 2018 at 5:18 pm

      Michael my son. Be still the bitterness in your heart and the cobwebs in ye feeble mind. Say two Hail Marys and eat some alphabits so you can shed the demon of illiteracy from Ye narrow shoulders.

      To anyone with any negativity to follow. Know that I guide the sheep and the flock and that I care about at least the first 3 commandments. To any haters, I will lift up thy robe and unleash the Eucharist whilst yelling “skeet skeet skeet”. May the eyeglasses be with you on that day. And also with you.

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