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Cranston Carnival Moron Arrested For Beating 16 Year Old “Victim” Who Punched Him And Rubbed Blood All Over Herself


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Last week a Rhode Island father and career criminal named Melvin Taylor caught the attention of Turtleboy Sports when he sent an online lynch mob after some dooshnozzle who allegedly beat his 16 year old daughter at the Cranston Carnival:

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He has since taken down all of those posts because he realized what a moron he looked like. Then the Cranston Police Department put this on their Facebook page yesterday:

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Good. They all deserve to be in jail. Savages like this make it impossible for families to enjoy nice things. Because they just can’t resist the urge to act like ignorant hood rats, even when they’re around children at a community event.

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But here’s my question – when is Melvin Taylor’s trashbag daughter getting arrested too? The video CLEARLY showed that she went out of her way to participate in this fight and threw several punches at one of the ding-dongs who was arrested.

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As you can see, home girl got mad squabbles!!! But clearly she was not defending herself. Winston Rivera’s court appointed attorney is probably gonna get this one tossed out with ease, since the video doesn’t show any brass knuckles clearly enough to convict, nor does it show him intentionally hitting this girl. She falls and she gets trampled. Because that’s what happens to skags who insert themselves in Ghettomania.

Now that Winston Rivera is in jail Mevlin Taylor seems to think this somehow vindicates his embarrassing online behavior, as well as the fact that he raised a girl who is clearly destined to be unwed and pregnant by the time she’s 19.

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Newsflash Mevlin – you did not raise your daughter to defend herself. You raised her to be white trash, just like you. The Cranston Carnival and events like that should be a safe place for parents to take their kids. But it’s not because of people like Winston Rivera and your little princess. Only a matter of time she ends up prison too and it will be all your fault because you have failed as a father.

P.S. You know what the biggest surprise is? Winston Rivera is from Newport!!! Is Newport turning into Rhode Island’s Hampton Beach? I thought that was for rich people and tennis players. Guess the riffraf has learned how to navigate over a bridge. Same thing happened to Cape Cod. The only thing left for normal people to do is move to the islands I guess.


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25 Comment(s)
  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank lee
    June 7, 2016 at 11:04 am

    Cranston is Webster minus the Poleack’s.

  • Publius
    June 5, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    Massachusetts and Rhode Island attracts ghetto rat colonies. Celebrate the diversity of the ghetto. Nontraditional familes. This crap never happened even a few short decades ago seems to coincide nicely with the destruction of families and rise in the welfare class as a permanent lucrative choice.

  • Anonymous.. not a regular poster hiding..
    June 5, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    Wilson, Wilson, Wilson……. Where have I heard that before? Anybody? Any of the regular posters?? Anyone here live on a Wilson St?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 5, 2016 at 9:09 pm

      Vroom vroom!! Rev it up!!

  • June 5, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    TB outed that loser Mel Taylor in the initial story and I agree with the message about actually being a father for once. Quite the rapsheet on that dude, so I wouldn’t expect anything. Trash bags gonna trash bag!

  • Barnyard
    June 5, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    The best part is their hoodrat friends prolly filmed it and posted it, and got them busted. Stupid is, as stupid does.

  • Rational Person
    June 5, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    The thing that bothers me the most is that people keep insisting on using an apostrophe to pluralize. It’s “Daddies” and “daughters!”

    I’m also bothered that people like Melvin keep reproducing.

    • Turd Burglestein
      June 5, 2016 at 5:02 pm

      He should be drawn & quartered, but before the horses take off someone needs to put that double bass pedal from his drumkit between his ballsack and do a Metallica drum solo on his wrinkled swingbags.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        June 5, 2016 at 9:08 pm

        A+ for torturous creativity!

  • American Made
    June 5, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    I believe that Mel Taylor’s TWO daughter are among the minors arrested. He is still probably proud because he believes they were defending themselves. On a side note, I believe they were fighting to put themselves out there and find future mates. Like a debutante ball for scumbags.

    • American Made
      June 5, 2016 at 12:51 pm

      Daughters not daughter

  • Bill P.
    June 5, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    It’s funny, as adults we often wonder why children behave the way they do… and this story, and the jackhole father of the little fake blood-spatten hood-rat, is a classic example of why it is they do what they do in behaving so reckless and irresponsible… it’s because mommy or daddy is, and for all intents and purposes always has been.

  • The Great Dolemite
    June 5, 2016 at 11:12 am

    Yo bitches! Where am all da white womenz at?

  • Jim
    June 5, 2016 at 10:56 am

    Two Hispanics involed???? No way. How come everywhere they go trouble follows. Did the carnival accept EBT?

  • hetero white male
    June 5, 2016 at 10:21 am

    Been thinking about this one a lot TB and I must say, as much as I agree that these ville savages are a plague on society, at least they’re not killing each other…. That would be decidedly worse, even if it did rid is of a few of these stains. You see, I’d rather see these gangs scraping it out with fists than guns. If this were Chicago there would be 5 dead- sons daughters brothers sisters… You get the idea. Go beat the snot out of each other at a trashy fair and settle your stupid little feud.. No one had to die… Just a thought

    • Bill P.
      June 5, 2016 at 12:49 pm

      And you honestly think if one of them had a gun it wouldn’t have been used? The only reason why someone isn’t dead is not because of some sublime nobility you seem to give to their efforts in only using their fists, but because someone just didn’t have a gun to use. You give these savages too much credit. And frankly, if someone had been shot and killed, you honestly think their attitude would be any different toward one another? These wastes of air could care less about the value of life.

      • hetero white male
        June 5, 2016 at 11:27 pm

        16 year old girls.. yea im sure she just forgot her 9mm at home DOH!

  • Jafreese
    June 5, 2016 at 8:14 am

    Can’t stop laughing at this clown trying to compare his POS daughter getting into a fight at Fiesta Shows to a professional fighter/Olympian. What a meatball. Him being proud of her behavior shows how bottom of the barrel these people are. Any normal parent would be the exact opposite of proud

  • JayC
    June 5, 2016 at 7:44 am

    Maybe the daughter of that all-star Dad was one of the juveniles they couldn’t list by name? I sure hope so.

    • Wabbitt
      June 6, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      That was my first thought.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 5, 2016 at 7:22 am

    The lesson here: Do not presume that a place that was nice and peaceful the last time you were there is still that way. “People” like these are everywhere now They reproduce like rats and infest all of society in one way or another. How much do you wanna bet that there’s some form of undeserved government benefits involved in supporting all these families? We’re paying for this, folks, and it’s gotta stop.

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 5, 2016 at 6:01 am

    Just asking because there is also a Marlboro, Ma and a cigarette with the same name.

    • Sal Monella
      June 5, 2016 at 8:04 am

      Plus Winston-Salem, NC…

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 5, 2016 at 6:00 am

    Newport…so was the city named after a cheap ass menthol cigarette or was the menthol cigarette named after a cheap ass city?

  • Mr Butthurt
    June 5, 2016 at 12:31 am

    Ronda rquals yummy

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