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Cranston Carnival Story Gets Worse: GoFundMe Started For Winston Rivera


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So here’s another twist in the Cranston Carnival white trash fightConvicted criminal and vigilante dad Melvin Taylor put a bounty out on this kid:

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Well Wilson Rivera’s lovely family decided to counter that with this GoFundMefor……something.

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I guess they needed to raise money to “prove his innocence” which is gonna be kind of hard to do because currently he is a fugitive from justice.

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Just wanna make it clear that in no way shape or form are we taking this idiot’s side. We all saw the video:

Kid is a dooshnozzle extraordinaire. I don’t even care that he accidentally punched this girl in the face. People like him and this white trash family can beat the shit out of each other until the cows come home. I  just care that morons like him have ruined carnivals in America. Carnivals used to be a thing that people looked forward to going to in the summer. You could bring the kids, eat cotton candy, and have good clean all-American fun.

But somewhere along the line the Winston Rivera’s of the world took over carnivals and turned them into Gheto-mania. This was a quote from a commenter today and sums it up better than we ever could:

This is one of the best stories from TB because it highlights these little “angels” who are dying to be hood and will go to all extremes to prove it. They turn into “summer chicks” – No Class … Then you have the father Uncle Rico who hates the hood rats but refuses to accept that his daughter is infatuated with them.


“Summer chicks.” That is EXACTLY what these girls are. You used to see these girls at the Greendale Mall carnival. They’re not rich, but they’re not poor. But there are no books in their homes and Mom and Dad drink a lot of Bud Light and like barbecue with their friends and be drunk around the kids. And their daughters are just dying to dabble in hood rats. Their Dads are the type of guys who ride Harley’s solely for the purpose of making noise with them. Ya know, so we can know how big their ding-dongs are. They can’t come to term with the facts that their little girls have turned into gutter slugs who talk like this:


Meanwhile here is Mom:


And here’s some fun messages we got from a friend of the family:


Yay Rhode Island!!!

We’re done with this story for now. We just wanted to make sure that no one felt bad for this girl and wanted to expose her and her family for the lying sacks of poo-poo that they are. White trash gonna white trash.

P.S. The Brockton Fair is gonna be off the hook this year. I can already feel it!!! Can’t wait!!!!





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15 Comment(s)
  • Jon
    June 1, 2016 at 11:16 am

    100% right about what carnivals have turned into. Look into “why they no longer have a carnival at the Greendale Mall” and you’ll find the reason to be very similar.

  • June 1, 2016 at 9:36 am

    Sal – I’m from Rhode Island. Not all of us are like that. I’m sorry you feel that way about this state. Hopefully, it’s not too late to change your opinion.

    P.S. You couldn’t afford my gas money, so, there’s that. Have a good one, buddy!

  • Talisman
    June 1, 2016 at 9:26 am

    Funny that I can halfway understandy the daughter’s rants. Mel must have a speech impediment, or is hammered, because his alleged speech to text posts are true puzzles to discern.

  • roy_batty
    June 1, 2016 at 8:13 am

    TBS, blogging the decline of western civilization in real time…..

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    June 1, 2016 at 7:29 am

    This truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Stay on it TB.

  • Dmo
    June 1, 2016 at 6:41 am

    Ummm did anyone see the very first post on this article from Mel? Brass “nuckeles”…….really? Maybe that’s the hood spelling for knuckles.

  • Cocomom
    June 1, 2016 at 6:11 am

    The smoking pregnant female is “bothered” & wonders why people are worrying “about what I’m doing..” Because we’re PAYING for you. When you live on the taxpayers’ dime, yeah, we get to comment.

  • Publius
    June 1, 2016 at 12:20 am

    The GFM was “suspended!” Just some bad luck.

  • Bill P.
    May 31, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    I especially like this from the punk bitch Jasmine Lemois: ‘…so don’t fucking act like you know everything because you don’t’

    lol, that’s right up there with ‘whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you’ and ‘my father can beat up your father’

    What a fucking slippery-lipped doosher, lol!

    • Wabbitt
      June 1, 2016 at 6:18 pm

      They all fall short of “only God can judge me” though.

  • Enquiring Mind
    May 31, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    I wonder how Brockton Betty’s Butt Baby is doing…

  • WormtownorBust
    May 31, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Why do the people in this ‘family’ all have different last names?

  • Eric
    May 31, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    Classic game of ghetto chess but that was a predictable counter attack from Wilson’s team, unless Mel’s side already has a go fund me floating in the abyss of useless GFMs. Then clearly Wilson’s side is just going for the stalemate.

  • Sal Monellas
    May 31, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    OK, that’s four States.

    All those in favor of removing Rhode Island, California, Oregon and Washington from the United States because the majority of their citizens are trash



    (That picture of the pregnant ugly white trash Mom smoking is going to haunt me for days)

    • Wabbitt
      June 1, 2016 at 6:17 pm

      Nah, keep Washington and toss Florida.

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