Crazy Chick Found Bound With Duct Tape Off Highway Embankment Was Making The Whole “Assault” Story Up But SJW’s Insist She Was Really Assaulted

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Some poor 18 year old girl called 911 the other night in Weymouth after she was assaulted, bound, and thrown down an embankment off of Route 3. LOL. Just kidding, she made the whole thing up:

Last night at approximately 8 p.m. the Weymouth Police Department received a 911 call from a young woman saying that she had been assaulted, that she was in need of assistance, and giving her location as the area of the intersection of Rte. 18 and Rte. 3 in the Town of Weymouth. Weymouth Police and Fire Department assets responded to that vicinity and located the caller. She was transported to an area hospital for examination. Weymouth Police immediately began an investigation into what were very serious and disturbing allegations, including conversations with the 911 caller. That investigation continued through the night and today. That 911 caller has now disclosed to Police that she was not in fact the victim of an assault of any kind and the entire story was untrue. Although this investigation is continuing, we would convey to the public in Weymouth and the South Shore that they do not need to feel any sense of alarm or fear for their safety because of this incident.


Damn, sucks to be the guy who just broke up with her. That’s what happened here right? Some guy dumped her, she tried framing him for beating the shit out of her in order to teach him a lesson about breaking up with her, and then she got cold feet and chickened out when her story didn’t make any sense. When she first told the cops her story she said she was bound with duct tapeYet somehow the criminal not only allowed her to keep her cell phone, but she was able to dial 911 while her hands and feet were bound with duct tape. Yea, you might wanna work on your story a little bit longer the next time you get dumped.

My question is, why isn’t her name being released? Is it public policy that crazy chicks just get one free mulligan? She doesn’t get charged with a crime? Same shit happens every time a woman falsely accuses a guy of rape. What if they arrested someone in the meantime? Someone could’ve gotten hurt. Not nice.

But of course the SJW’s of the world want to believe the girl is lying about lying. They want her to be the victim of abuse so it can fit their agenda that everything is a bad Lifetime movie. And right on cue a bunch of SJW’s who know someone who know someone who heard that her sister’s hairdresser’s second cousin was once the victim of assault, came out in full force with their theories that she was actually a victim:

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These people don’t believe she’s lying because they want her to be a victim. They thrive on victimization. Newsflash – she’s just a good ol’ fashioned crazy chick liar. Who knows why she did it. Could be for revenge, but more than likely it was probably for a GoFundMe scam since those are so hot right now.

One SJW even blamed the Weymouth Police for telling the truth:


Facts? That fact is this 18 year old woman lied about being a victim, tied up valuable public safety resources, and freaked out everyone in town. And she admitted the whole thing was a hoax too. And you fell for it because you wanted to believe it was real.

That haircut looks so familiar too.


Oh yea, we blogged about her in JulyShe lives in Weymouth but she went on Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone’s Facebook page to thank him for hanging a black lives matter banner on Somerville City Hall:

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I guess it’s not surprising she fell for this woman’s lies, since she fell for the black lives matter scam as well. Just another dumb white social justice warrior looking for a cause to hitch their wagon to. She just can’t find one that’s grounded in reality. Oh yea, and she wasn’t too fond of being featured on the blog:


This is the second or third time someone has mentioned the Mayor of Weymouth riding the turtle. And we think that’s just great. Almost as great as the fact that this woman was never assaulted and there isn’t a guy out there duct taping women and throwing them into ravines off the highway.


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9 Comment(s)
  • peanut
    October 1, 2016 at 4:33 am

    getting “victimhood” currency is what it’s all about now. This useless nobody just became a somebody for SJWs the world over, and they want soooooo bad for it to be true. Frankly, truth is irrelevant , since this happens to 3/5 women anyway (or whatever that ridiculous made up rape number is), she’s just telling their story and helping the cause (whatever that is)

  • Idiocracy
    September 30, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    If she needs a job she could always get a one at Sturbridge Walmart. Heard there is an opening.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      October 1, 2016 at 12:24 am

      ^ Best thing I’ve read today 🙂

  • Stu Pidazzo
    September 30, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    The poster who assumed she was assaulted by a man or numerous men is clearly sexist and/or anti-LGBTQ. The victim could just as easily be lesbian or non-binary or…whatever. Fucking Nazi- how dare you assume shes hetero. Oh wait- woman assaulted! Clearly a man is at fault!

    • Reddog
      October 1, 2016 at 12:42 am

      Non binary is a farce. Who comes up with this shit?

      • Bill
        October 3, 2016 at 1:20 pm

        Some gender-fluid pinko commie… The kind that get triggered when you refer to the wall outlet as a “female receptical”… (True story… a femi-nazi threatened to report me to HR because she overheard me say “female receptical”, took it out of context and assumed it was sexual…)

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    September 30, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    What a mental case… a cry for attention. She needs to be on some happy medicine and wrapped up snug in a straight jacket.

  • Emily
    September 30, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    I had a feeling this story WAS strange. Tied up with a cellphone. Really

  • Shackleford
    September 30, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    Hey cunts, mad that I called you cunts? Too bad cunts, this is America!

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