Crazy Lady Who Bit RMV Employee Is Chairman Of Westborough School Committee And Was Also Arrested For Punching Woman At Pool In 2013

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Earlier in the day we wrote about a clearly insane Westborough woman who was arrested after she drove to Pittsfield and ended up biting a DMV employee and then tried to stab him with a pen after he did not allow her 18 year old son to take the driver’s test.

Westboro Mom Bites Driving Instructor, Tries Stabbing With Pen At Pittsfield RMV After Her Son Failed Driving Test

Her name is Ilyse Levine-Kanji, and guess what else we found out about her today? She’s been an elected member of the Westborough School Committee for the past eight years!!! Here’s the minutes from her most recent Westborough SC meeting. Notice she’s very active and files a lot of motions. Somehow this wonderful community with almost no problems elected a woman to the School Committee who bites and stabs people with pens in Pittsfield.

Maybe it was an isolated incident? Wrong. Turns out she was arrested in 2013 for assaulting a mother in front of her children at a pool:

The chairman of the School Committee was placed on probation Thursday after a Westboro District Court judge found sufficient facts that she assaulted a neighbor. Judge Vito Virzi found sufficient facts for a guilty finding but continued the assault case of Ilyse Levine-Kanji without a finding. Ms. Levine-Kanji, 47, of 11 Rocklawn Road was placed on supervised probation for 9 months and ordered to have no contact with and stay at least three feet away from Zahra P. Parsapour, 42, of 7 Rocklawn Road.

Judge Virzi also ordered Ms. Levine-Kanji to continue in counseling “to address the issue of anger/temper.” She must also pay a $65 monthly probation fee and provide the probation department with proof of completion of the required counseling.


Oops!!! Turns out that in Westboro the punishment for having a guilty finding against you for assault is no longer be allowed to be Chairwoman of the School Committee. You can still be on the School Committee, you just can’t sit in the comfy chair any more. Got it.

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So what exactly happened at this pool party? Let’s find out:

In a police report filed June 20, Zahra Parsapour – who, like Levine-Kanji, is a resident of Rocklawn Road – told police she was hosting a party for her daughter at the pool off Hundreds Road and had hired a babysitter to supervise the get-together. Levine-Kanji, who was at the pool, but not as a guest of the party, became upset because the Parsapour “did not follow protocol while planning and hosting the party,” the police report filed with the court said.

Parsapour told police she asked Levine-Kanji to calm down, at which point Levine-Kanji stood up from her chair, punched Parsapour under her left eye and threw at least two additional punches, which hit Parsapour in her front and left shoulder, court documents said. A police press release sent on the day after the incident said Parsapour had an “obvious injury from being struck with a fist under the eye.”

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Damn, who would’ve guessed that this woman right here:


Is Westborough’s biggest gangsta? First of all, the fact that she chose to hyphenate her name tells you everything you need to know about her. Sorry, but the only women who need to hyphenate their last name are published authors and professional athletes. Just keep your maiden name if you’re gonna do that. No kid wants to be the kid in class with the hyphenated last name.

Secondly, the fact that she even brought up “protocol” for planning and hosting a pool party just proves our theory about hyphenated last name women like this. She’s the busy body with way too much time on her hands who is never wrong. And when another Mom in town had the audacity to tell her to calm down Ilyse ended up punching her in the face with her powerful hyphenated hands. No questions asked. Just straight up punched her in the grill. Then she kept punching her, because that’s just how the Queen B rolls in the mean streets of Westborough. You wanna violate protocol on the pools in Westborough? Take that shit to Shrewsbury.

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Here’s the best part – Ilyse Levine-Kanji tried to countersue the victim she assaulted:

The arraignment in Westborough District Court was followed by a closed-door hearing, which was scheduled after Levine-Kanji filed a counter-complaint against the alleged victim in the case, Zahra P. Parsapour. Parsapour’s attorney, Alan Rosenfield, said the private hearing was to determine whether or not his client should also be charged with assault, but the clerk magistrate ruled there was no probable cause to charge her.

Wait…..what?? She punched another woman in the face, and she thought she could charge the victim with assault? Did the victim’s face attack her closed fist? Only an overbearing woman from Westborough with a hyphenated last name would pull a move like that.

Of course the real irony here is that she is a crusader against gun violence. At least according to her website  Yup, she named a website after herself. And she calls herself a crusader against gun violence. Here she is meeting with fellow crusader Senator Ed “I swear to God I’m not a puppet” Markey:


And here she is giving an impassioned speech about the dangers of gun violence:


So just to review. A woman who claims to be against violence has repeatedly used violence against peaceful people when she doesn’t get her way. Makes sense.

So….what’s up with that Westborough? Is this normal? Do you always elect people who assault your neighbors, get found guilty, serve 9 months probation, and then drive to Pittsfield and bite and stab a DMV employee?


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23 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    August 20, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    So guns are bad, but punching, biting, and stabbing are just peachy keen.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 20, 2016 at 7:36 am

    Aren’t there any Indians in Westboro that could run against her?

  • Independent Thinker
    August 20, 2016 at 7:25 am

    If a dog had done this, they would have put the dog down. At the very least, pull her teeth so she can’t do it again.

  • Reddog
    August 20, 2016 at 2:56 am

    “I want that entire pool drained,cleaned and disinfected”

  • Sour Grapes
    August 19, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    Hmmm lives on the same road but was invited to the party? I’m thinking she wasn’t invited to the party, most likely because she nuts, and showed up to crash it. Sour grapes.

  • John Galt
    August 19, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    Good thing she’s anti-gun or else there may have been a dead neighbor & a dead DMVer.

  • BobnMic
    August 19, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    What I am about to post will no doubt yield many disagreeing. Fuck it I say and rock on. But as a guy I have to confess – I have never met a red head that was sane. I dated one in my early 20s. After I tossed some booze down her throat out clubbing one night she morphed into fucking crazy Sybil. Never was a second date after that.

    I can see the fire in this broad’s eyes regarding Ilyse Levine-Kanji . A ticking time bomb ready to explode. Seriously – Did I read here or somewhere she is or was a lawyer? No reference to my arch enemy in here but you would think that this moonbat would at least understand the consequences of her actions…

  • bradhall83
    August 19, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    Anyone else think she looks like the mom from Carrie?

  • Harvey Flanagan
    August 19, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    When I see busybody-laden towns like Westborough and Southborough, there is a line from “Charlie Wilson’s War” that comes to mind. Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character says that “when people with too much time and money start getting involved in politics, I forget who I am supposed to be shooting at.” Any towns that have “pool protocol” and “tutoring policies” in their libraries would fall into this category.

  • AJ
    August 19, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    Hyphenated name, upscale town, committee member, clearly the rules against assault don’t apply to this moonbat.

    She’s the aggressor in 2 separate assault cases, while she’s a SJW against gun violence. Let’s just call it plain old violence for now. Does she deserve to be removed from that committee? Absolutely. Who in their right mind would want this lunatic making decisions that impact education their town?

    She got a break on the last case, don’t see it happening a second time.

    And for fucks sake, find something useful to do besides reference a protocol/rule book on the use of the public pool, which is only for residents of Westborough…..


    • Izzi
      August 19, 2016 at 4:06 pm

      What are the chances she went to the pool with the intent to ensure the rules were being followed. She has the rule committed to memory and was just waiting for one slip-up. She’s the worst kind parent that you have to constantly interact with because she’s involved with EVERYTHING.

    • Cocomom
      August 23, 2016 at 8:53 am

      Right on, AJ!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 19, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Stop posting pictures of me in front of a courthouse.

  • loopstah
    August 19, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    I hope she is done reproducing…..

  • I'm Rick James, bitch!
    August 19, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    What did five fingers say to the face?


  • Hyphenated and proud
    August 19, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    Maybe she’ll sue her anger/temper counselor – it clearly didn’t work.

  • Margaret Melican
    August 19, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    There once were some hyphenated hands.
    With some interesting pugilist stands.
    Don’t give her a gun!
    That Westborough Hun!
    Town making new school committee plans!

  • Watch Out For Redheads
    August 19, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    She must say to herself, “I’m impulsive. Haven’t learned to control that side of me yet.” Buhahahaha!!

  • Just wondering
    August 19, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    How can an unstable woman, which is clearly a bully, have anything to do with schools and other children.

  • Bill
    August 19, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    What is with school committee member biting people? First you have that whack job in Southbridge biting a cop arresting her for whack job behavior…. And now this one!

    And, of course she filed a counterclaim… According to her website, she worked as an attorney specializing in employment discrimination cases. You sue me, I sue you…

  • Reddog
    August 19, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    Like to see her do that to Rhonda Rousey.

  • KimberlyS
    August 19, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    “did not follow protocol while planning and hosting the party”

    I need to know more about these protocols to party planning. What could that POSSIBLY consist of?

    • Bill
      August 19, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      Community pool for a well-to-do community… I’d bet there are hard bound manuals with protocols on party planning at the pool. And an ex-employment discrimination lawyer got all hot and bothered by someone not following protocols…

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