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Creepy Porn Lawyer Produces Another “Victim” Who Just Remembered That She Saw Kavanaugh Spiking Drinks And Multiple Gang Rapes, But She Kept Going To The Parties Anyway 

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The creepy porn lawyer pulled victim #3 out of his hat today, and everyone’s talking about it on social media:

He wants you to respect her privacy by putting her name and picture on Twitter for the world to see. Makes sense. Almost as much sense as when he did this yesterday:

He made his account “private” to keep the trolls away. Meanwhile…

He has 784,000 followers, including Turtleboy. Making an account with that many followers “private” might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard from a lawyer.

The creepy porn lawyer is trying to make money off this and is holding the country hostage in the meantime. Here’s what Julia Swetnik, the latest accuser he likely paid to come forward, is now alleging about SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh….

In a signed declaration released Wednesday, a woman named Julie Swetnick says she knew Kavanaugh and his friend Mark Judge during high school in 1981 and 1982, and alleges she saw them and their pals spike punch at house parties so that women who drank it could be “gang raped” by a “train” of boys.

“During the years 1981-82, I became aware of efforts by Mark Judge, Brett Kavanaugh and others to ‘spike’ the ‘punch’ at house parties I attended with drugs and/or grain alcohol so as to cause girls to lose their inhibitions and their ability to say ‘no,’” she writes.

“I have a firm recollection of seeing boys lined up outside rooms at many of these parties waiting for their ‘turn’ with a girl inside the room. These boys included Mark Judge and Brett Kavanaugh.”

So let me get this straight. This woman witnessed Kavanaugh and his pal spike the punch at numerous house parties, and presumably only allowed women to drink the punch so that other boys at the party could gang rape them while incapacitated. She witnessed them lining up to rape one after another, she said nothing to them to make them stop, she didn’t go the police, she KEPT GOING TO THE PARTIES ANYWAY, and then she remembered this happened two days before the Senate votes to confirm Kavanaugh.

OK.

But wait, there’s more…..

She says she was the victims of one of these “train” rapes, where Judge and Kavanaugh “were present” — and that other witnesses can verify what happened.

“During the incident, I was incapacitated without my consent and unable to fight off the boys raping me. I believe I was drugged using Quaaludes or something similar placed in what I was drinking,” Swetnick writes.

“I am aware of other witnesses that can attest to the truthfulness of each of the statements above.”

She regularly attended these parties, she KNEW Kavanaugh and company were spiking the punch in order to rape girls, but she then drank the punch anyway and was surprised when she got gang raped. Of course Kavanaugh didn’t gang rape her, we are to believe that this serial rapist gets off on watching OTHER PEOPLE do the raping. He just focuses on making the punch.

Sure.

And more….

She says she attended “well over ten house parties in the Washington DC area” where Kavanaugh his Georgetown Prep classmate Judge were present. She alleges Kavanaugh was often verbally abusive to women, and grabbed and fondled them without their consent.

“I observed Brett Kavanaugh drink excessively at many of these parties and engage in abusive and physically aggressive behavior toward girls, including pressing girls against him without their consent, ‘grinding’ against girls, and attempting to remove or shift girls’ clothing to expose private body parts,” the declaration reads.

“Well over ten parties.” If this were true, which it’s not, this would make her an accessory to multiple rapes. Once again, she said and did nothing about it until the day before Kavanaugh  testifies in front of the Senate.

And no, it’s not brave of her to do this. Ya know what would’ve been brave? Her trying to stop all the gang rapes she claimed she saw. But of course she never saw that anyway.

Republicans should’ve voted to get him in already, because the longer they delay this the more “victims” they’re gonna pull out of their hat. They’ve shown that they will do just about anything to stop him. And if they do (which I’m confident they won’t) then no man in this country is ever safe to be nominated to the SCOTUS again. They have a 51-49 advantage in the Senate. Any Republican who doesn’t vote to confirm him should be taken out in their next primary.

Here’s some good news for Kavanaugh. Democratic Senators Claire McCaskill (MO), Joe Manchin (WV), Joe Donnelly (IN), Jon Tester (MT), and Heidi Heitkamp (ND) are all running for re-election in red states. Bill Nelson is running for re-election in Florida, a state Trump won. None of them can afford to vote against Kavanaugh. Many of them are losing close ones in the polls, or winning by a small amount, and if they vote against Trump’s nominee and basically undermine our democracy, they’ll lose by double digits. Because this is going to make people mad, and they’re going to go the polls and they’re going to vote Republican. Liz Warren can get away with voting no. She’ll win anyway. Democrats in red states can’t.

Basically what these five democrats want is for it to be delayed until after the election. It’s like a kicker whose team is down by 2, watching the quarterback drive down the field. The last thing the kicker wants to have to do is kick a field goal and have it all rest on his shoulders. He wants them to score a touchdown so it’s not on him.

The bottom line is he’s going to get in. Democrats know this. They’re just doing what ratchets always do – looking for a way to victimize themselves. Because when he does get in, they’ll whine about how the Republicans don’t care about sexual assault and virtue signal until the cows come home.

30 Comment(s)
  • Pearly Whites
    September 28, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    She’s got pearly-whites!

    Does jazz have any bleaching properties?

    Asking for a friend (with yellow, nicotine stained teef)

    • Pearly Whites
      September 28, 2018 at 12:43 pm

      jizz

      fuckin’ autocorrect!

  • BendOverAndCough
    September 26, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    They say Obama allegedly bent over very young boys in Chicago bath houses. Shouldnt these victims file charges.

  • StormyNeedsANewIntestine
    September 26, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    As Obama would say. You you you can put lipstick on a pig but it is still a druggie whore pig.

  • juror seven esq.
    September 26, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Back in the 80’s, was Ted Kennedy seen at any of these gang bangs? Sounds like his kind of event.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 26, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    Heres her shit…
    Julie Swetnick

    875 10th St NW #833, Washington, DC 20001

    (202) 450-4756

  • yup
    September 26, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    I’d love to see Kavanaugh get through, then I’d love to see him legalize rape. Then these libtards will be out of ideas since it won’t be a crime anymore.

  • Tom Blackburn
    September 26, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    Only liberals think that fucking a passed out dumpsterslut is rape.

    • 88
      September 26, 2018 at 9:56 pm

      No kidding. If they didn’t wanna get drilled they wouldn’t have drank so much. Facts.

  • Shamu The Killer Whale
    September 26, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    Brett Kavanugh violated my blowhole 35 years ago at Sea World. Senator Dianne Feinstein helped me to remember, stop the vote.

    #nokavanaugh
    #resist
    #whalelivesmatter

    • OrcaTheKillerWhale
      September 26, 2018 at 10:20 pm

      You think you got it bad. I was waitressed sandwhiched by Biden and Kennedy.

    • FudgieTheWhale
      September 26, 2018 at 10:25 pm

      He filled in my backside with cream.

  • Randy
    September 26, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Do you believe Bill Cosby’s victims?

    I wonder why.

    • Candyass Randy
      September 26, 2018 at 5:44 pm

      Hey, just because you were raped by a 120 pound transvestite at 34 and liked it doesn’t mean you can go around mudslinging like a real victim, “Randy”.

    • The Law
      September 26, 2018 at 9:33 pm

      I don’t wonder, he has admitted to it in civil court.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 26, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    Norfolk Southern train-raped AMTRACK! I saw it with my own eyes. Does this woman not realize she has a fern on her head?
    I wish that old pedo Ginsburg would hurry up and croak; she cant hold her shrunken head up as it is.

  • Julie Swetnick
    September 26, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Oh yeah, I forgot. I got gang raped. I’ve got too much on my mind. It’s tough being a girl. You have to remember all this stuff.

  • Marcus Aereola
    September 26, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    She’s 2-3 years older than Kavanaugh. When she was (cough cough) attending these multiple high school parties, she was doing so as a college freshman / sophomore / junior.

    She went to Gaithersburg HS, which I am to believe from other sources, was not the most, ah, socially acceptable place to be from if you wanted to hang out and party with the Georgetown Prep popped collar kids. How did Swetnick’s social circle overlap with Kavanaugh’s?

    C’mon Porn Lawyer. If you’re going to make things up, shouldn’t they be more plausible than this?

  • Judge dread
    September 26, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    The creepy porn lawyer announced he was running for president in 2020. Lol

    • Judge dread
      September 26, 2018 at 3:33 pm

      From the gateway pundit, trump nailed it!

      Porn star attorney Michael Avenatti responded on Twitter Wednesday afternoon to President Trump calling him a “third rate lawyer” and “low life” over accusations by Julie Swetnick that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh helped get women inebriated at early 1980s high school parties so they could be gang raped.

  • Captain Trips
    September 26, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    I have a serious question here:

    What ever happened to that handful of bimbos who claimed rape by Donald Trump just prior to his election?

    They seemed to disappear after he was elected in. Anyone have any idea?

  • So Disappointed
    September 26, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Did Andrew Baker attend any of these parties or is he allegedly just a mile high club member with roving hands. Where is the news on this?

  • Ray Patriarca
    September 26, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    First, scumbag Ted Kennedy and the Dems borked Robert Bork. Then, they tried to destroy Clarence Thomas. Now, they are trying to destroy another honorable man.
    See the pattern?
    A conservative gets nominated to the SCOTUS…and the Dems pull out the stops to destroy them.
    Kagan, Sotomayor, Ginsburg ? They are liberals, so not a peep from the Dems.
    Kennedy, Roberts, Breyer? They are moderates….so the Dems tolerate them.
    This is pure politics. Evil, dirty, shameless politics. Which is what the Dems know best.
    I used to be a registered Democrat. Then, about 15 years ago, I woke the fuck up !
    Today, I wouldn’t vote for a Democrat for County Dog Catcher. Especially after this biased circus. NEVER !
    As for Michael Avenatti ? I hope the fanook gets raped with an extra large Pineapple ! He can learn about rape first-hand ! Fuck him ! Fucking scumbag !

  • Stunt Penis
    September 26, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    FIrst they dug one up who claimed

    “He fondled me without my consent”…

    That didn’t work. So, they attempted to “up the ante” with one who claimed

    “He put his dick in my face”

    But that didn’t gain any traction, so they didn’t to dig up yet another one who claims

    “He gang raped me after drugging me”

    So… what will the next one claim when they dig her up after this latest smear attempt doesn’t work?

    “He is a serial murderer who first raped his victims but we haven’t found the bodies yet so the FBI must investigate because I heard someone say ‘brett is a serial murderer/rapist’ at a party I attended somewhere, sometime, somehow but I can’t remember anything else”.

    Pathetic, these Republicans have no spine.

    Honestly, if it didn’t spell doom for the nation to have democrats in power, I’d say the republicans deserve to lose the house and senate.

    • Will Crusher
      September 26, 2018 at 4:00 pm

      The next one will claim Kav murdered her 35 years ago.

  • Paul Manafort
    September 26, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    Can’t we all just co-operate?

  • Seriously.....
    September 26, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Floor vote up or down this week. No more fake witnesses with zero evidence delaying for a midterm house upset. Grassley get your head out of your ass.

  • They mock themselves
    September 26, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    A Lawyer who works with Porn and wants to impeach the president, sounds legit.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 26, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    Ask these dems of they would vote for Bill Clinton or Ted Kennedy and they do not miss a beat, yes they would. What’s next. I heard a crossed a street once when it said don’t walk.

  • Kat
    September 26, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    The more time wasted, the more people that can sit 6 days with a legal team, scrub their social media, and somehow launder the cash to them. I don’t believe these women. It is way too phony. 1. something would have been said / done LONG before this date. 2. There would be a myriad of folks complaining, not just this trickle with no substantial evidence to prove their point.

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