Crotchbeast Treats Crowd To Wall Of Bare Ass While Refusing To Let Mustache McGee Out Of Sharp Shooter In White People Gone Crazy Video
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Here’s your latest edition of “white people be crazy” out of Newburgh, NY:
Well, you can scratch off Newburgh as places we will be vacationing this summer. Looks a lot like every Friday night at Mambo Drink, except everyone’s speaking English and no one got stabbed.
So these videos have been shared over 30,000 times after this guy shared it on the Facebook machine. Naturally it’s turned into a racial thing because the all-white fight went on for so long without anyone getting shot by the police. But obviously the police didn’t just allow this to happen because it was white people acting a fool. Obviously.
Anyway, that was one of the most confusing fights I’ve ever seen. Really hard to follow who was on whose team. It starts off with black shirt going up against mustache McGee:
Somehow mustache McGee gets the better of him, but since the ongoing theme in this video is, “punch a guy in the back of the head when he’s not looking” his victory doesn’t last very long:
However, he finds black shirt again, but this time you’ll notice the chick in the leopard skin dress behind him:
Turns out that crotchbeast is not to be trifled with. And she had marked mustache McGee for the chokehold:
followed by a violent slam to the ground:
Where she begins to crush the life out of him and does not let go:
Soon after that they get broken up, but she was stalking him as her prey, and within seconds she had not only found him, but was tearing his shirt in half because she wanted some more:
She once again wrapped her leg around this chudstain and gave the audience a real treat:
Black shirt tried to cover up for the gawkers:
But soon went right back to punching mustache McGee in the face, now that his girlfriend had done the hard job of pinning him to the ground – something he was unable to do himself:
That’s when the real show started and the crowd got their money’s worth:
This chick was relentless. She was holding onto mustache McGee like he was her first born child. Meanwhile a hoodrat sandwich was in the making to the right of them:
Luckily one of their girlfriends came over to deliver her boyfriend’s shoes:
And every black person there who was watching looked on with amazement at the these crazy ass crackers:
Because even after the cops got there, this manaconda still wouldn’t get go of her late night meal:
Finally black shirt ripped her off, she tucked in her fupa, and they got the fuck out of there:
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Epic Affray. And for those who might be thinking ‘would?’ That chick no doubt has funguses among us that have not been identified yet.
chick hits a guy she deserves a punch between the eyes.
Rolling up on this degenerate frenzy with a Eastern European Riot-Water-Cannon-Truck complete with armor, and tear gas infused high pressure water cannons… yeah that’s on my bucket list.
hmmm…. if I buy a riot-buster-truck would any city contract me? Could be a franchise opportunity. Make an argument that’s it’s lest costly than the potential injuries from fighting and lawsuits against the municipality.
Nobody in that mess could fight worth shit, I’d jump in just to mingle with the T/A.
Good thing there was no alcohol involved.
That was a cross face chicken wing, not a sharpshooter.
Though if she’d managed to lock her fingers it would have been closer to a Crippler cross face.
Lol@tucked in her fupa!
That was the funniest tuck ever !!! No Shits Given!!! She was,running her mouth , tucking and running from cops like a pro !!! Proud moments in the family albuminnnnn! Lol
Wee got to be out of this place
Cause my fupa was up in everyone’s face
I gave the crowds ,a wrestling ,poetic show
starring my very own camel toe
I just want to know if you were being sarcastic about the cops not shooting anyone? I really hope so ,because I 89 ,percent agree with your blog . No one was packing heat , it was classless yet entertaining, and no one got robbed or sexually assaulted… NO REASON FOR COPS TO SHOOT . They were smart enough to disperse and desist of their bad behavior… No yelled Pigs suck , or I did nasty things to your mom . So disturbing the peace , just like the good old 80’s
TB is predicting that the BLM crowd will be screaming that white people never get shot by the police, and use this ratchet rowdydown as an example.
like an orgy without the sex!