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Last night we shared this story which is spreading like wildfire across the Ocean State. It’s about a father, who is threatening an 18 year old named Wilson Rivera on Facebook, allegedly because he did this to his daughter:
But as you can clearly see from the picture, it’s fake. If she was hit with brass knuckles on her forehead and the blood then trickled down her face and onto her chest, then OBVIOUSLY there would be blood around her mouth and cheeks. Ya know, because those things are in between her forehead and her chest. And that’s just how gravity works. So clearly what happened here is this girl smeared blood all over her chest (it’s much redder and clearly fresher), posed for this picture, and immediately put it up on snapchat.
Then of course the video came out which showed that she was actually the one doing most of the punching, and the cut came from when she fell over and got stepped on by the Rhode Island ghetto parade.
I believe in Pawutcket they say, “home girl got mad squabbles.”
And make no doubt about it – this is the the type of people this 16 year old and her 14 year old sister, who was also in the fight, choose to associate with. They LOVE trying to be hood. They LOVE the drama and the attention. And their illiterate, “I wish I could go back in a time machine to 1982” father encourages their misbehavior by supporting them on social media and threatening to kill any degenerate they cross while they’re slummin it. Because at the end of the day Melvin Taylor is a shitty drummer in a loser 80’s ripoff band whose primary goal is to prove to his out of control daughters that he can kick anyone’s ass.
Anyway, let’s talk more about Dad. He’s been on a roll on our Facebook page today. Let’s see what he has to say for himself:
Any adult who knows or cares about this many details of a bunch of trashy 16 year olds street beef is the definition of a loser. As for your rap sheet Melvin, yea it might be just a LITTLE hypocritical that you claim to be the defender of abused women, yet you yourself have been arrested for abusing women on more than one occasion. Just sayin.
Good God. This man is allowed near children? He’s encouraging his teenage daughters to be Ronda Rousey? Any normal parent sees that shocking video and rips their daughter a new one. Not Melvin though. He takes pride in the fact that his daughter is the trashiest broad who always inserts herself in hood rat fats at the Cranston Carnival. She will kick anyone’s ass!! That’s what’s really important to responsible parents.
Yea, Turtleboy only listed the 20 times Melvin has been arrested, but he was never convicted of a bunch of those. Sure, there were a few convictions in there, but that shouldn’t matter. Let’s focus on the ones that some lenient Lincoln Chafee appointed judge doled out.
Melvin has one rule in his house – No Portuguese!!!
And Melvin is making TONS of sense too:
Yea, it’s Turtleboy’s fault that veterans are treated the way they are. Support the troops!!!
A normal parent would be embarrassed and ashamed of their daughters if they acted this way in public. Not Melvin Taylor though, he’s proud that his daughters don’t walk away from fights at the Cranston Carnival:
And we are not quite sure what this means exactly, but it sounds like he’s confessing to picking on special ed kids back in his day:
And his daughters have worked very hard to “get where they are at”
Of course, “where they are at” is on Turtleboy Sports, and to get here they had to act like savages, lie to their idiot father, and then have him publicly threaten the Puerto Rican kid she assaulted on video.
And Melvin is VERY charming:
Oh yea, and OF COURSE he is now threatening to sue Turtleboy for using the images that he went out of his way to plaster all over the Internet:
We LOVE Internet lawsuits. Especially when they’re from brilliant minds like Melvin Taylor. And apparently this one is legit, because he’s not going for the court appointed lawyer:
Probably a good idea that he’s going for a private attorney in his Internet lawsuit. Because he was gonna be extremely disappointed when he found that plaintiffs in civil suits don’t get public defenders. Ya know, because plaintiffs are the opposite of defendants.
Oh yea, and shorty had to throw in her two cents too:
Great point Ally!!! The fact that your Dad beat the shit out of some women and now pretends to be a champion for battered women is completely irrelevant. That’s why they call it the past!!! Because nothing that happened before today matters!!!
Hey Melvin, might wanna keep an eye out for what your little angel has planned for the summer:
Here’s one last thing. Check out his Facebook page before he started making all these posts about his daughters. All he posts is a bunch of right wing political stuff, usually summarizing the Obama administration with a series of memes. He’s a huge Trump supporter as well. This is what pisses me off the most – people like Melvin give Trump a bad name. This is the kind of shit that leads to Hillary Clinton’s popularity, and Hillary Clinton should never, ever be popular. And not surprisingly he is going after a young male Latino, even though his white daughter was clearly the aggressor in that video. This is the type of person the left points to and says, “see, we don’t want idiots like that running the country.” Thanks Melvin.
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