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Dad Of Cranston Carnival Fight Girl Threatening To Sue Turtleboy Sports For Posting Pictures That He Already Posted On Facebook


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Last night we shared this story which is spreading like wildfire across the Ocean State. It’s about a father, who is threatening an 18 year old named Wilson Rivera on Facebook, allegedly because he did this to his daughter:

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But as you can clearly see from the picture, it’s fake. If she was hit with brass knuckles on her forehead and the blood then trickled down her face and onto her chest, then OBVIOUSLY there would be blood around her mouth and cheeks. Ya know, because those things are in between her forehead and her chest. And that’s just how gravity works. So clearly what happened here is this girl smeared blood all over her chest (it’s much redder and clearly fresher), posed for this picture, and immediately put it up on snapchat.

Then of course the video came out which showed that she was actually the one doing most of the punching, and the cut came from when she fell over and got stepped on by the Rhode Island ghetto parade.

I believe in Pawutcket they say, “home girl got mad squabbles.”

And make no doubt about it – this is the the type of people this 16 year old and her 14 year old sister, who was also in the fight, choose to associate with. They LOVE trying to be hood. They LOVE the drama and the attention. And their illiterate, “I wish I could go back in a time machine to 1982” father encourages their misbehavior by supporting them on social media and threatening to kill any degenerate they cross while they’re slummin it. Because at the end of the day Melvin Taylor is a shitty drummer in a loser 80’s ripoff band whose primary goal is to prove to his out of control daughters that he can kick anyone’s ass.

Anyway, let’s talk more about Dad. He’s been on a roll on our Facebook page today. Let’s see what he has to say for himself:

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Any adult who knows or cares about this many details of a bunch of trashy 16 year olds street beef is the definition of a loser. As for your rap sheet Melvin, yea it might be just a LITTLE hypocritical that you claim to be the defender of abused women, yet you yourself have been arrested for abusing women on more than one occasion. Just sayin.

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Good God. This man is allowed near children? He’s encouraging his teenage daughters to be Ronda Rousey? Any normal parent sees that shocking video and rips their daughter a new one. Not Melvin though. He takes pride in the fact that his daughter is the trashiest broad who always inserts herself in hood rat fats at the Cranston Carnival. She will kick anyone’s ass!! That’s what’s really important to responsible parents.

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Yea, Turtleboy only listed the 20 times Melvin has been arrested, but he was never convicted of a bunch of those. Sure, there were a few convictions in there, but that shouldn’t matter. Let’s focus on the ones that some lenient Lincoln Chafee appointed judge doled out.

Melvin has one rule in his house – No Portuguese!!!

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And Melvin is making TONS of sense too:

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Yea, it’s Turtleboy’s fault that veterans are treated the way they are. Support the troops!!!

A normal parent would be embarrassed and ashamed of their daughters if they acted this way in public. Not Melvin Taylor though, he’s proud that his daughters don’t walk away from fights at the Cranston Carnival:

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And we are not quite sure what this means exactly, but it sounds like he’s confessing to picking on special ed kids back in his day:

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And his daughters have worked very hard to “get where they are at”

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Of course, “where they are at” is on Turtleboy Sports, and to get here they had to act like savages, lie to their idiot father, and then have him publicly threaten the Puerto Rican kid she assaulted on video.

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And Melvin is VERY charming:

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Oh yea, and OF COURSE he is now threatening to sue Turtleboy for using the images that he went out of his way to plaster all over the Internet:

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We LOVE Internet lawsuits. Especially when they’re from brilliant minds like Melvin Taylor. And apparently this one is legit, because he’s not going for the court appointed lawyer:

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Probably a good idea that he’s going for a private attorney in his Internet lawsuit. Because he was gonna be extremely disappointed when he found that plaintiffs in civil suits don’t get public defenders. Ya know, because plaintiffs are the opposite of defendants.

Oh yea, and shorty had to throw in her two cents too:

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Great point Ally!!! The fact that your Dad beat the shit out of some women and now pretends to be a champion for battered women is completely irrelevant. That’s why they call it the past!!! Because nothing that happened before today matters!!!

Hey Melvin, might wanna keep an eye out for what your little angel has planned for the summer:

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Just sayin.

Here’s one last thing. Check out his Facebook page before he started making all these posts about his daughters. All he posts is a bunch of right wing political stuff, usually summarizing the Obama administration with a series of memes. He’s a huge Trump supporter as well. This is what pisses me off the most – people like Melvin give Trump a bad name. This is the kind of shit that leads to Hillary Clinton’s popularity, and Hillary Clinton should never, ever be popular. And not surprisingly he is going after a young male Latino, even though his white daughter was clearly the aggressor in that video. This is the type of person the left points to and says, “see, we don’t want idiots like that running the country.” Thanks Melvin.


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39 Comment(s)
  • HonestyISmypolicy
    June 3, 2016 at 9:15 am

    What a fucking joke! Instead of encouraging your daughters to be respectable & classy young women you condone their disgusting behaviors; portraying them as angels!

    I just feel bad for the young children who I’m sure witnessed this fight.

  • SpongeBob
    June 1, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    When he was talking about getting an attorney, he was talking about Wilson’s mother. She made a gofundme page to get a lawyer for him, but it was quickly suspended. Also, if you haven’t seen it yet…there’s another video going around. Of Wilson, and his girlfriend at Coventry High kicking some kids head in.

  • larryS
    June 1, 2016 at 5:22 am

    Why did the “headline” pic change for this ?

  • Nick
    June 1, 2016 at 12:26 am

    So when the girl across from him an yellinf at him and he jumps over the 2 fight an puches the girl thats okay? Thats clear as day to ur research is bullshit . His hand also shines for a second hmmm light bouncing off metal? .

  • Sissy Hankshaw
    May 31, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    What is he doing that he’s too busy too type? This took me like 15 seconds…

    • Sissy Hankshaw
      May 31, 2016 at 6:02 pm

      Too busy *to type…haha maybe I should’ve taken my time!!!

      • paul
        May 31, 2016 at 6:16 pm

        Fail lol

  • Jake
    May 31, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    TB, I can’t stop laughing. You made hm look like a fool. Actually he helped the most. Melvin ….LOL

  • Yup
    May 31, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    Yea.. this guy makes Trump look back.. not Trump himself.

    • Yup
      May 31, 2016 at 4:43 pm


  • B. Pike
    May 31, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Could this guy be any more a total tool?

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 31, 2016 at 4:17 pm

      Don’t challenge him…I’m sure he can.

  • Servo1969
    May 31, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    The daddy talks like he’s a 17-year-old punk-ass. Seems to think like one, too.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    May 31, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    It’s Rhode Island! Did anyone expect better? I know I didn’t. That whole state is f dup. Nothing distinguishes 16 year olds from 60 year olds except wrinkles and severity of smokers voice. Everything else is the same all the way through life.

  • Zoomboy
    May 31, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    I bet his band sucks too….stupid poser.

    • LLC
      June 1, 2016 at 10:42 pm

      “The Dead Exs” in RI BWAHAHAHHA

      Check out their FB page…. His video is the awesomeness.

  • Aidan's Big Headed Daughter
    May 31, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    His kids are still better looking and more respectable than Aidan Kearney’s daughter!

    • DoubleTake
      May 31, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      Stay classy, moron.

  • Campus Radical
    May 31, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    What about the innocent children who just wanted to have a good time at the carnival? They just wanted to go on some rides, eat cotton candy, make a special memory with their mom or dad. These monsters took that away from them with their fighting, senseless screaming, improper use of the English language and by just bleeding all over the place! I’ll never be able to go on a Ferris wheel again.

    • Rational person
      May 31, 2016 at 2:47 pm

      I haven’t been able to ride a ferris wheel in decades. EEEEEEK!

  • Bill P.
    May 31, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    I can not WAIT for the Brockton Fair to arrive!

  • BlackandWhite
    May 31, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    What a classy role model. Good gawd.

  • Reddog
    May 31, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    This family seems to have anger issues. Maybe there is something in the water in their town too.

  • kingsraisins
    May 31, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    My main take away from this entire saga is to stay away from local carnivals.

  • Bob'sNuts
    May 31, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Melvin reminds a little of BobnMic. I wonder if he posts his best stuff at 3:00 AM too.

    • BobnMic
      June 2, 2016 at 4:13 am

      Who says I ever post good stuff? I’m just a goof who shoots the shit. Nothing thought provoking coming out of me that is a certainty.

      Most would agree to that I am sure. I may throw something in there that is not all that koo koo but that is when the boredom sets in. So I go back to being a nut cake.

      And it’s fun as shit because people like you who get all sorts of crazy ass (or butthurt as it is known on here) makes me just giggle until I spill my beer. Such a waste of beer.

      Then onto my other stupid post just like this one. And the beat goes on. Boom shaka laka boom!

  • May 31, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    Hey Tb your such a tough guy, you should drive over to this guy’s house and tell him how you really feel… to his face? Oh can’t do that huh you pussy fuck.

    • paul
      May 31, 2016 at 2:29 pm

      Hypo is still butthurt???

      • HeWhoShallNotBeNamed
        May 31, 2016 at 3:17 pm

        Notice how Hypocrite writes exactly like Father Of the Year Candidate Mel does in those posts.

        Things that make you go HMMMM…..

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 31, 2016 at 8:06 pm

          It’s Ashley Losapio. Go read the comments on the bloody face article where she clearly gives herself up.

    • DoubleTake
      May 31, 2016 at 3:32 pm

      Sounds exactly like the caveman mentality that led to this incident at a family carnival… “I don’t like what you have to say so fight me, bro!” Grow up, moron.

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 31, 2016 at 4:14 pm

      What are the directions to your cardboard box or overpass you’re living under?

    • paul
      May 31, 2016 at 5:51 pm

      why you mad brau??? whats the matter, turtle got your tongue??

    • Guess your mom couldn't find a hanger
      May 31, 2016 at 10:09 pm

      *you’re an idiot

      • paul
        June 1, 2016 at 8:38 am

        Thats the best you could come up with? Calling me an idiot..

    • turtleboy stating facts ;)
      June 2, 2016 at 12:54 am

      Isn’t that exactly what this tough guy dad is doing too? Posting on Facebook about kicking this kids ass….. and yet we’really all still waiting for the day…. lmao. It isn’t going to happen, because if he was serious about it, he would have gone out on his own, found the kid, and did it already. But no, he posted it all over Facebook for the world to feel bad for his family. Like father like daughter I suppose ;D

  • paul
    May 31, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    I am a Trump supporter. Please please do not lump me in with this ass hat, he gives all of us a bad name.

    • DoubleTake
      May 31, 2016 at 3:30 pm

      Wow, that sounds an awful lot like what black folks working for positive changes to urban policing have to say about the BLM movement…

    • Phyx
      June 1, 2016 at 7:12 am

      HE gives you a bad name? But not trump right, the same guy who claims to support veterans but won’t support the GI Bill?

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