Dartmouth Plus Sized Ghettopoon Twitter Model Is Selling Brand New Truck For $10K With No Title On Gas Of Mass Facebook Page
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This might be the most obvious and poorly thought out scam of all time:
Oh yea, this story checks out. A truck with only 13,000 miles on it, in mint condition, for only $10,500. Except there’s no title of course, because the person she bought it from died. Apparently during the transaction. Because I was under the impression that when you bought a car off someone the title was one of the more important things you needed to acquire.
Mandii Diaz has quite the resume. She’s “queen to a king” she #lovesmoney, and #loyalty is #1:
And she clearly looks like someone you can trust:
Something tells me you will not be gaining access to her tampon tunnel if you do not own at least three Chicago Bulls hats, winter or flat brimmed.
Preferably flat brimmed.
As you can see from her Facebook page, she is what is known as a “ride or die bitch”:
Because you gotta do what you gotta do when your Twitter modeling career doesn’t go as planned:
— AMANDA myrick DIAZ (@amandamyrick13) December 19, 2014
— AMANDA myrick DIAZ (@amandamyrick13) December 20, 2014
— AMANDA myrick DIAZ (@amandamyrick13) January 26, 2015
Take a picture lmao always Fresh Js pic.twitter.com/IFO84ELas2
— AMANDA myrick DIAZ (@amandamyrick13) December 8, 2014
Does this look like the kind of clamtrap who would scam you into buying a stolen truck?
Didn’t think so. Plus she had pictures:
But wait, that picture looks like it was taken in the summer time. Wudupwitdat?
Oh I see. She was gonna send you a more recent picture of the legally acquired truck, but she just didn’t have time to scroll through her IG for “haten mother fuckers.”
Question Mandii with two i’s – are your prices as flexible as your leggings?
Cash only too. That definitely makes this look LESS shady.
But with all these broke ass mofos haggling her about price, it was time to bust out the caps lock:
Well now that she puts it that way, I’m sold. Her grandfather, who was on his deathbed, bought a brand new truck, drove it for four months, and then sold it to his granddaughter right before he croaked. But he just forgot to give her that pesky title.
A comment like that simply must be dictated in CAPS LOCK VOICE:
Whatever you do, don’t ask her for the VIN:
Wait….what? The bank owns the truck, even though your grandfather paid $54,000 in cash for it? I suppose on ratchet island that makes sense. But to a broke bitch ass n word like myself, I’m still left wit many unanswered questions.
We will bring back Turtleboy Live if she agrees to come on the show. We’d do a Christmas special just for her.