Dartmouth Plus Sized Ghettopoon Twitter Model Is Selling Brand New Truck For $10K With No Title On Gas Of Mass Facebook Page
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This might be the most obvious and poorly thought out scam of all time:
Oh yea, this story checks out. A truck with only 13,000 miles on it, in mint condition, for only $10,500. Except there’s no title of course, because the person she bought it from died. Apparently during the transaction. Because I was under the impression that when you bought a car off someone the title was one of the more important things you needed to acquire.
Mandii Diaz has quite the resume. She’s “queen to a king” she #lovesmoney, and #loyalty is #1:
And she clearly looks like someone you can trust:
The hat.
Something tells me you will not be gaining access to her tampon tunnel if you do not own at least three Chicago Bulls hats, winter or flat brimmed.
https://twitter.com/amandamyrick13/status/542009791598829568
https://twitter.com/amandamyrick13/status/542012373398487040
Preferably flat brimmed.
As you can see from her Facebook page, she is what is known as a “ride or die bitch”:
Because you gotta do what you gotta do when your Twitter modeling career doesn’t go as planned:
#onesourcetalent.com id#99108 pic.twitter.com/ZQtwuBOJLH
— AMANDA myrick DIAZ (@amandamyrick13) December 19, 2014
Yep I'm fly I am conceited Xox http://t.co/xCJeMXDXN0 ID look up 99108 Xox serious inquires only pic.twitter.com/rpr1uAyT9d
— AMANDA myrick DIAZ (@amandamyrick13) December 20, 2014
#scean3 #makeUpNhair #SexycowGirlScean pic.twitter.com/fa4B6B9rxs
— AMANDA myrick DIAZ (@amandamyrick13) January 26, 2015
Take a picture lmao always Fresh Js pic.twitter.com/IFO84ELas2
— AMANDA myrick DIAZ (@amandamyrick13) December 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/amandamyrick13/status/542014509993705472
Hot.
Does this look like the kind of clamtrap who would scam you into buying a stolen truck?
Didn’t think so. Plus she had pictures:
But wait, that picture looks like it was taken in the summer time. Wudupwitdat?
Oh I see. She was gonna send you a more recent picture of the legally acquired truck, but she just didn’t have time to scroll through her IG for “haten mother fuckers.”
Question Mandii with two i’s – are your prices as flexible as your leggings?
Cash only too. That definitely makes this look LESS shady.
But with all these broke ass mofos haggling her about price, it was time to bust out the caps lock:
Well now that she puts it that way, I’m sold. Her grandfather, who was on his deathbed, bought a brand new truck, drove it for four months, and then sold it to his granddaughter right before he croaked. But he just forgot to give her that pesky title.
A comment like that simply must be dictated in CAPS LOCK VOICE:
Whatever you do, don’t ask her for the VIN:
Wait….what? The bank owns the truck, even though your grandfather paid $54,000 in cash for it? I suppose on ratchet island that makes sense. But to a broke bitch ass n word like myself, I’m still left wit many unanswered questions.
We will bring back Turtleboy Live if she agrees to come on the show. We’d do a Christmas special just for her.
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Caps Lock Charlie need to go see Read a Book Ralph to help him out. That was brutal listening to that.
Uhm I mostly love that she spells scene scean
This ghetto fat clamtrap is at it again. I see! Scaming people out of money guess someone’s “modeling career ” didn’t go as planned!
HO TB you almost got threw the whole story without making a mistake. WTF!
Were do you see the bank owns the truck???? EXACTLY! how the fuck do you miss read word’s so easily ? Sorry maybe you just misinterpret plan old black and white word’s.
Fat chicks are like mopeds their fun to ride but you don’t want to be seen on one
“Suggested Groups: ‘West Boylston Neighbors Connect?’ “
Big girls always smell like piss downtown.
Even freshly showered.
A white nigger Gypsy.
Massachusetts is full of them.
Just as bad as actual niggers too
She just doesn’t use punctuation because she’s trash, she was saying the bank doesn’t own it.
That picture of “her and her husband” showing off their sweet, sweet Glocks- isn’t even their picture!
She stole it from some Mexican chick, I reverse image-searched it.
I didn’t believe that either of these douche tards understand even an ounce of trigger discipline.
Also, the fact that the girl in the picture isn’t a Wildabeast kinda gave it away.
On top of it all- girl in the pic has an MK watch- yet “Mandii” doesn’t wear it in any of her other pictures? Ghetto-Fupa like this would be showing off an MK accessory every chance she got.
She steals photos to get fakeinternet points- what else will she lie about?
Clearly trying to sell truck without probate as her brother is unaware of it.
She could definitely get a duplicate title, sell it, with very little effort and a small amount of forgery.
As long as there’s no lienholder, this is pretty straight forward.
selling that truck is a mistake. No way she can haul her ass around in a SmartCar
I needed the title to buy a 10ft aluminum boat. I don’t understand how someone would think you could do it otherwise with a car or a truck. But, since it’s cash only, I guess you could haul it back to a chop show and sell the parts or let it sit in your front yard as decoration.
“no bank owns shit” = “the bank doesn’t own anything”. She never said the bank owns it.
White people that act black are so stupid. Yes, act black. Its a thing. Don’t act like it isn’t because it is. People choose to talk that way and sound like complete retards. I promise you, when you speak, the entire planet is laughing at you.
What the fuck does she model, “before” pictures for a weight loss clinic or plastic surgeon? Yeesh!
The ability to make duck lips does not make you a model. In fact, it may disqualify you.
Where are the pics of the model? All I see is several pics of something the size of a truck
It’s the big white thing with the little brown guy…
I would not truck her extra large body. No Way. No How.
Call the cops.
Her bf deals dope
Is he chinorican or chinominican? I can’t tell.
Not sure, but definitely in the Bovinae subfamily.
A Gypsy , a Tramp and a Thief !
you forgot to mention CUNT
Fucking obese slob and an ugly ass mug to go with. WTF is wrong with these fat fucks who think it is sexy to “model” like this? That shot of her enormous fucking turd cutter looks like a hundred pounds of partially digested ham sandwiches. Thanks for posting that nastiness, breakfast is ruined now.
You couldn’t had said it better. This fat gross slob!!
won’t even take a cashier’s check huh, just cash yup that sounds legit
good thing it’s a 4×4 she needs it to haul that fat ass
No vehicle title, dead-giveaway…
She could be the centerfold in Horse And Hound.
Why the fuck would anyone buy a truck without the title? You can’t get it registered and insured without a title! If you’re stupid enough to throw fake plates on it, you’re screwed the second the cops run the plates, they don’t match, the truck gets towed and you never get it back because you don’t have a title!
ht tp:// ww w.currentobituary.com/member/obit/149801, here’s an obit, looks like grmaps was a papa. Maybe he raised his kid’s kids. He was 81, his wife Mary Rowley passed away sadly, 5 months prior to him, she was 91. Both listed as Mandii’s parent. Either they was adopted, they hds kids when she was what 55-60? Something tells me they took over parenting, but who knows. No arrests for her, brother appears to have gone to Brown Univ. She should be showing an executor of his estate, then she can sell it. Obviously she hasnt given thought to, if she can transfer ownership to herslef, how can she legally transfer it to anyone else? lmao. Bitch slap for that. She does appear to have mastered the New Bedford track lingo, good for her!
Obit says:
Providence – Benny R. Rowley, age 81 of Dartmouth, passed away on Sunday December 28, 2014
2014? She’s been sitting on that truck for 3 years? Never got off her fat butt to make it legal?
And the truck is a 2016. So . . . he bought it after he died?
So here’s the problem. These fat cows get fatter and fatter over the years. Generation over generations. And then take selfies feeling good about themselves. Why? Because there is always some jackass that’s willing to stick his dick in it. And as long as these fat ass cheesehogs have some jackass willing to poon them, they feel sexy. And this is a trend in our society. There are so many fat fucking hogs running around thinking they’re Gisele. Hint. You’re not and no amount of bathroom selfies will make you a Gisele. And there is not an ounce of sexiness in these jelly doughnuts. Fat chicks don’t have tits! They have fat reserves that masquerade as gerber servers. All fat chicks have big fatty deposits hanging over their bellies and prop them up with number 8 gauge wire we use to power Long Island.
i know it’s true but you allllmost sound like you’d prefer a young gay man
Spot fucking on. Fat ass shit blubber whale! Tubby pile of bowel movement shit! Fucking fat people are worthless! Fuck fatsos!
your philosophies intrigue me,
so thoughtful, so deep, such….. poetry
That’s good, “White Pride White Power”.
Now let’s hear you say that you agree that all leftist liberal dudes like balls on their chins, are useless to America, and should be beaten senseless with pipes every time they try to burn a flag.
fatties suck but the short people are the worst especially short angry men
Thank you so much for the caps lock voice, but it sounded like you maxed yourself out. Please don’t risk injury for our entertainment.