David Hogg And Students Leading March For Our Lives Are Dumbass Teenagers And I Won’t Pretend They’re Enlightened Or Brave Because You Say I Have To

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Somebody asked Uncle Turtleboy the other night on Live what he thought about the Parkland kids and all the protests going on since we haven’t really blogged about it. We generaly like to stay away from politics whenever possible, but I can’t stay silent anymore. These kids leading this movement are hand picked idiots. Does that offend you? Good. Do you think we shouldn’t be saying mean things like this about kids? Too bad. If that’s the case then kids shouldn’t be involved in adult conversations about policies that will affect law abiding adults. And kids shouldn’t be propped up by the media as more informed on political topics simply because some of them lived through a tragedy.

A little background on me. When the Sandy Hook massacre happened I was pretty left leaning when it came to gun control. I’d never owned a gun and I did not see why anyone would need an AR-15. I thought that gun laws could’ve helped at the very least decrease the number of dead bodies in that school. I still believe guns should be regulated just like the automobile and airline industries.

But then Turtleboy happened. And I realize that there are crazy people out there who will do crazy things simply because they don’t like the things we write on the Internet. So I realized that owning a gun is the most responsible thing someone like me can do. Guns, just like cars and planes, are an instrument that provides utility – self defense. To me the whole purpose of owning a gun is that you will never have to use that gun. The mere fact that you own a gun will deter people from coming to your house.

Since Turtleboy began I’ve met a lot of law abiding gun owners, and they’re pretty reasonable people for the most part. Sure, there’s no shortage of gun toting yahoos arming themselves to the teeth for the impending armageddon. But for the most part gun owners want to obey existing laws and see people who aren’t obeying these laws punished to the full extent of the law. Unfortunately the latter is not happening.

I’m for background checks, waiting periods, and some sort of screening process that keeps guns out of the hands of people who are clearly a danger to others. I’m also for kids speaking out when they think a change should be made.

But these Parkland kids have become self absorbed narcissists, and their narcissism comes from the fact that CNN and every other MSM outlet is telling them that they’re the second coming of Ghandi. They say stupid things constantly and we are told that we must applaud them because they’re the leaders now. And don’t get me wrong, I’d love to get behind some intelligent kids who brought new ideas to the table about how to reduce gun violence in America. But that’s not what’s happening. It’s a bunch of dumbass teenagers using hyperbole in order to feel good about themselves. They’ve done nothing to change any gun laws, nor will they moving forward. Not as long as they keep doing what they’re doing.

Here’s some examples.

At the Worcester rally a bunch of kids got up on the microphone and basically convinced themselves that they’re changing society because they could get a mob of like minded people to repeat a chant they started. My favorite came at 12:20:

“When I say gun free, you say school zone.”

“Gun free.”

“School zone.”

Oh good, you want gun free school zones. That’s excellent. Luckily those already exist. Cool chant though. After all, you’re a 16 year old so I have to say how brave and enlightened you are, or else I want children to die.

Here’s a sign from the Worcester rally:

“Destroy the Republican party.”

Yea, what better way to preach togetherness and non-violence than the annihilation of the other half of the American population who happens to disagree with us on a political topic.

Here’s a sign from the rally in Washington:

Just a reminder that your abortion is legal in all 50 states. It’s actually not regulated at all. But cool sign though.

Here’s how celebrity teenager David Hogg began his speech at the march for our lives rally:

By slandering Marco Rubio. By suggesting that Marco Rubio was bribed into allowing a murderous psychopath to kill 17 people. By suggesting that Marco Rubio is such pure evil that he would only charge $1.05 per scalp. This is what I’m supposed to applaud? Some shithead teenager engaging in demagoguery?

Then there’s Emma Gonzalez, who has over 1.3 million followers on Twitter, and could spend the rest of her life monetizing her new found fame:

She’s wearing a Cuban fucking flag. A country that disarmed it’s entire population so that they would forever be enslaved, and then used guns to murder dissidents and anyone who spoke out against the state. This girl is a dolt. She is. There’s no other way to put it. Does that offend you? Good. Because it’s clearly the truth. She’s 18 years old and has chosen to enter the political arena. She’s fair game just like any other adults spouting off about meaningless bullshit.

Then there’s this interview with David Hogg:

“They’re pathetic fuckers who want to keep killing our children. They could have blood from children all over their faces and they wouldn’t take action because all they see is those dollar signs.”

“What kind of shitty person wants more money instead of saving more kids lives.”

I’d like to learn more about gun control and their plan to reduce gun violence. Instead he’s telling me that the law abiding gun owners I know who disagree with him “want to keep killing our children.” After that I stopped taking anything he had to say seriously.

Oh, and since he recently graduated from puberty and knows how to work an iPhone he’s smarter than everyone:

“When your old ass parents don’t know how to send an iMessage you’re just like give me the fucking phone and you get it done in one second. Sadly that’s what we have to do with our government because our parents don’t know what to do with a democracy.”

Condescending little booger. That’s all he is. Bitch, your parents might not know how to work an iPhone, but this democracy they’re a part of is the most prosperous country that has ever existed. Meanwhile you’ve never had a job, you live rent free with your old ass parents, and they pay for that phone you know how to navigate so well. Your opinion means nothing.

And just like the women’s march, this turned it into a cornucopia of left wing topic points that we’re all supposed to embrace as part of this. Here’s how the Boston protest started off:

“We’d like to preface this by acknowledging that we currently are on stolen land,” one of the student organizers, 16-year-old Boston Latin student Vikiana Petit-Homme, said from the stage at the start of the program. “The land of colonized Massachusetts belongs to the Massachus—Wampag-a-nog? Wampanoag, and the Narragansett.

I LOL’d when the crowd cheered when she said they were standing on stolen land. Perhaps they should give it back and move back to the country their grandparents fled from. Of course the best part is that she had no idea how to pronounce one tribe, and the other tribe is from Rhode Island, which is not land that they’re standing on. Once again, these kids are dumbasses. They’re not smart. They’re not enlightened. They’re just stupid, ill-informed people that we’re supposed to applaud because they’re “brave.”

Then there’s this:


So David Hogg doesn’t think black people have the means to get an ID to vote. In other words, David Hogg is a racist who believes that black people are so incompetent and poor that they can’t find a way to get to the DMV, which is open 6 days a week, and pay $15 for a ID card. This is honestly one of the most racist assumptions I’ve ever heard. If voter IDs are racist, then isn’t it racist to require a license to drive a car? After all, according to David Hogg black people can’t afford to buy car insurance, get their license, and own a car if they can’t pay $15 for an ID card.

He also thinks that the media is racist for mostly showing white Parkland students leading this movement:

Hey, here’s an idea David – give up your fame and let a black student take over your social media account. You won’t. Because you’re addicted to fame and at the end of the day you’re also a racist who doesn’t really give two shit about black people.

David Hogg also doesn’t like Parkland’s new policy about backpacks (even though he probably hasn’t stepped in that building in weeks) because it invades the privacy of women who are carrying “tampons and stuff”:

You cannot make up this level of idiocy. He’s whining about rules that restrict personal freedoms in the name of group safety, while advocating for laws that restrict personal freedoms in the name of group safety.

For those gun owners who are worried about a “slippery slope,” turns out you may be right:


This is the cover of Time Magazine:

Brave and courageous? What the hell is brave about leading a mob of like minded trolls? What are they risking here exactly? Oh, and I see five kids on that cover, all of whom are white. Perhaps David Hogg should’ve given up his spot to a black student since he’s so concerned about diversity.

Then there’s this chick:

So wait, is this an anti-gun protest, or a white privilege protest? This is what they always do – they throw it all in one big bucket. I could get behind sensible gun control if you had some ideas, but the second some white 17 year old who knows jackshit about anything starts lecturing me about my white privilege, I’m out.

You’d think that every single one of the 3,000 students at this school want more gun control and are changing the world. But there’s really only one kid at that school who’s actually accomplished anything and he wasn’t invited to speak at the rally – Kyle Kashuv.

In the last month this 16 year old has done more to prevent gun violence than all of his peers combined. Even left leaning Mediate.com has come to terms with that:

While they have made a lot of noise calling the NRA “child murderers”and politicians the association’s “b*tch,” there’s one student in particular who hasn’t gotten much attention from the media: Kyle Kashuv. Kashuv, who survived the same massacre as Hogg, Kasky, and González, has emerged as a staunch supporter for the Second Amendment. But what’s so remarkable about this particular student is that he goes beyond partisan activism.

Since the massacre, he has met with dozens of lawmakers on both sides of the aisle from  Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) to Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT), House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to Speaker Paul Ryan(R-WI). He’s also met with Vice President Mike Pence, First Lady Melania Trump, and President Donald Trump at the White House. No matter how you feel about each individual Kashuv sat down with, he deserves praise for reaching across the aisle in pursuit of compromise and bipartisan solutions. He himself helped pass legislation in Florida and is currently advocating for the Stop School Violence Act. 

Chris Murphy and Ted Cruz couldn’t possibly be at further ends of the gun debate spectrum. He met with all of them. He got actual legislation passed. He met with the President, something David Hogg bragged about NOT doing on Bill Maher:

Kashuv was finally invited onto CNN to speak with Brooke “Boobz” Baldwin, but was later disinvited because he had retweeted a tweet that was critical of her.

This sort of one sided activist journalism is what these stupid kids have learned to believe real journalism is:

No moron. Journalism is reporting the facts. It’s not your job to be an activist. It’s your job to report the news and let us draw our own conclusions on it.

Left leaning centrist Dave Rubin invited both Kahsuv and Hogg on his show to debate. Guess which one accepted?

It’s almost like they’re not interested in hearing both sides and are only interested in ad hominem and hyperbole.

Because…..our lives.

Oh, and the rapper at the march for our lives rally to prevent gun violence….

Yea he was arrested last year on illegal weapons charges. Oops!!

The bottom line is this movement had potential. They could’ve used this senseless tragedy to push for moderate gun reform laws that could actually get passed through congress. Instead they started calling everyone who disagrees with them a murderer and lectured people about their white privilege. Now they’re a joke and the cycle will repeat itself. Same time next massacre.

84 Comment(s)
  • z
    March 28, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    I know this isn’t going to be read by many as this is yesterdays story, but there is a youtube video of Hogg that Youtube has put a warning click on and has blocked comments.

    It’s Hogg speaking on stage. The video has been grayed to look like the 30s. Someone has dubbed in the Fuehrer over his voice. Hilarious, but scary at the same time, because it doesn’t look like a lot had to be changed to do it. The crowd looks like they ones at Nazi rallies.

  • Tom Blackburn
    March 27, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    If these scumbag shitheads think you need should have to be 18 to exercise your 2nd Amendment rights, then how about we make it that you have to be 18 to exercise your 1st Amendment rights? Would love to see the government start shutting these kids down and executing them if they don’t obey. Need to go after that dyke spic NIGGERLOVING SLUT!

  • Kanacke Hasser
    March 27, 2018 at 10:10 am

    Back in the day, David Hogg would get his ass kicked every day for just being a general douchebag. He deserves a public ass kicking now for disrespecting elders who pay his bills. These are dark times.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 27, 2018 at 9:48 am

    The libs seem to think if guns are outlawed and all taken away that there will be no more guns.

    Makes sense – no such thing as a black market on prohibited goods.

    Prohibition on goods works wonders. I mean, look at heroin. Can’t buy it anywhere.

    If guns were outlawed the black market on guns would explode in size and those possessing them would require no training or moral code for possessing them. The cartels would be shipping them in from all over the world. And those on the receiving end of violence would have no defense.

    Sounds like a great solution to the problem!

    I mean really? Do the anti-gun nuts really have any idea how the real world works?

    • Libs are hypocrites
      March 27, 2018 at 11:09 am

      And yet, libs are the first to argue that if abortions are outlawed, women will be dying from back-alley (black market) abortions, because if we outlaw them, people will still get them one way or another.

  • A. Friend
    March 27, 2018 at 8:35 am

    I’d like to personally thank Obama and his Organize for America for promoting and funding this debacle. As if he didn’t do enough damage in his 8 years as president. And a big shout out to all of the teachers, professors and administrators for indoctrinating our children and encouraging them to become little activists themselves while completely ignoring the rules and laws with which they disagree. This is NOT a protest about guns, much like the women’s march, it’s a protest against Trump, conservatism and the remnants of the temper tantrum they still feel over Hillary’s loss. Same thing, just a different platform. Throat punches for all involved

  • SMH
    March 27, 2018 at 12:40 am

    Let’s call this what it is – a campaign to sign up new Democrat voters. Lizzie Warren and her fellow Dems were out in force protesting fire sticks and Republicans – to motivate non-voters to register and vote for them. There are really only about 3,000 murders a year in the US, not of black/Hispanic gang members, and 500 are people defending themselves, and about 1,300 are by cops. Fifteen times as many people die from the flu.

  • Non racist white guy with zero fucks to give
    March 27, 2018 at 12:17 am

    Little, spaghetti armed David Hogg is a fresh prick who probably has armed security protecting his fragile ass a lot of the time these days.
    You know they all had layers of armed security at their rally that, if filmed in black and white, could have nearly passed for a Hitler Youth event.
    All this bullshit has helped me to make a decision that I’ve been pondering for a little while.
    I’m getting another AR. Colt, to be more specific. Because fuck you liberals. All the reason I need at this point.
    The Cuban cue ball isn’t any better, although I get the impression that she’s had an activist streak for a long time before all of this went down. Goes with the territory in Teen Tuna Town, I guess.
    Interesting that anyone defending her likes to say she’s 16 when they want to go with the “stop attacking children” defense but, when they want to validate one of her spoon fed talking points, she suddenly turns into an 18 y/o, mature beyond her years, young adult.
    Another thing that struck me as almost funny about that mouthpiece on a stick body, DH.
    I’m becoming a believer in reincarnation, most especially after catching a clip of him speaking at the pussy hats child exploitation rally.
    I swear the string bean looks nearly just like Josef Goebbels. The build, the face, all of it fits.
    Little Nazi fuck.

    • Wwy
      March 27, 2018 at 8:28 am

      Perfect comments the bald girl should of been aborted at birth that’s liberal.

      • panzer9811
        March 27, 2018 at 8:35 am

        Too bad abortion isn’t retroactive.

        • Wwy
          March 27, 2018 at 8:49 am

          I know kikes would of been gone long ago.

          • Kanacke Hasser
            March 27, 2018 at 10:13 am

            Die Zeit wird alles korrigieren.

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      Gun Control Uber Alles
      March 27, 2018 at 12:23 pm

      Do a Google image search on Rudolf Hess. David Hogg in 15 years.

  • J. Effingham Bellwether
    March 27, 2018 at 12:04 am

    Is just like to point out to the smug Mr. Hogg that we are a representative republic, not a democracy.

    March 26, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    That was ment for the fuckturtleboy fag. No really, you’re a very special kind of idiot! You just proved how brainwashed some people really are.

  • Fuck Turtleboy
    March 26, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    These kids have more poise and dignity than you and your idiot followers will ever have. You should be ashamed for targeted mass shooting survivors simply for saying things you don’t like and/or scare you. You’re threatened by these teenagers.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 26, 2018 at 9:40 pm

      Hell no.

      Grossed out? Seeing a bleak future for sanity and morality for this country?
      Hell yes.

      Now go wash your pink pussy hat and shut the fuck up

    • MrSmiley
      March 26, 2018 at 10:04 pm

      Poise and dignity? Swearing, ranting and raving while bringing no real solutions to the table. O0okaaay. God forbid you say something to the poor awful sjws in training. There is no merit to anything these kids (puppets) say. Twisted statistics and liberal points/ identity politics 101. So you were present during a mass shooting, It does not make you an expert on gun policy. Making laws off of emotions and demands is not the way this country is run contrary to what the leftsiders may think..

      You have no idea who any of us are or what we do. Feel free to keep assuming we’re all morons though. Whatever makes you happy.

    • Hobbes
      March 26, 2018 at 10:07 pm

      The parkland survivors have done just that, survived a mass shooting. In and of itself this does not make them experts on gun control. Showing poise and dignity would be students refraining from providing interview content following the shooting, while families are mourning. It is a sign of maturity to be able to analyze a situation with impartiality, the kids mentioned here are just riding the current band wagon for their 15 minutes of fame. I am not sure how posing for pictures and appearing for interviews can be perceived as threatening, but then again in 2018 anything is possible!

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      March 26, 2018 at 10:10 pm

      You’re a special kind of idiot!

  • Libturds
    March 26, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    A rapper at march for our lives was previously arrested for gun charges. Do as I say culture

  • pro trump
    March 26, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    we need more guns in schools if it means more shootings so be it price of freedom

  • Wormtown Kris
    March 26, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    What do these brave folks think about the shooting last week at Great Mills High School in Maryland? You know- the one that the media doesn’t cover- where the shooter only killed two students before the armed resource officer killed him right away? That event would’ve turned out much better if no law abiding persons carried guns, right? Too bad those evil conservatives put an armed guard at the school and limited the carnage, huh?
    But that one doesn’t fit the narrative, so it has been purged from the media. My wife didn’t even know it happened! Let’s keep banning all guns, not asking for sensible gun control. All the psychos who shoot up schools will stop if guns are banned. None of them would ever carry a gun illegally. I bet a lot of school violence was prevented by all the brave marches this weekend.

  • WhatAShame
    March 26, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    At one time Boston Latin was a highly ranked and selective school . Admission was based on merit. Now thanks to diversity and extreme lowering of standards , the school admits affirmative action so called students like Vikiana.
    Once hailed as one of Americas top 5 best high schools, Boston Latin is now a mediocre school at best. Diversity ruins everything in the name of fairness and rigorous academic standards are significantly lowered.

  • Valerie Jarret
    March 26, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    “Spontaneous” protests across the country?
    These simpletons do not realize they are being led by the nose by the grownups in the pink pussy hats.

  • Fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhq!!!!
    March 26, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    I’m not going to be lectured to and told what a horrible person I am because I support the 2nd Amendment by a Peter Pan looking pipsqueak like this.

      March 26, 2018 at 7:08 pm

      It prefers to be called or addressed by the following pronouns they them and the possesive pronoun their.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    March 26, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    Do these idiots realize that if those who do not like us took over, they would be first up against the wall?

    Narry an original thought in the bunch. Kind of like Beacon Hill…

  • Flesh Gordon
    March 26, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    TB hits the nail squarely on the head with this one.

    These idiots are being “led” by their feelgood narrative, and the Leftist media.

    But as Kashuv said, “Facts don’t care about your feelings, folks.”

    and neither did the Parkland gunman.

    • Quality Control
      March 27, 2018 at 10:05 am

      The upvote was for the nic. Awesome.

  • panzer9811
    March 26, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    In addition to Kyle Kashuv trying to make a REAL difference, there is Justin Rivard, a Wisconsin high school senior who invented the ‘Justincase’ door jamb. Check it out-Google and YouTube.
    My sincerest appreciation and respect, to these two young men, for their attempts to make our schools safer. Well done.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Somebody is butt hurt
    March 26, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    I see someone went through and down voted every single positive comment on this blog entry.

    Mission accomplished.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      March 26, 2018 at 7:52 pm

      Probably Lib TB.

      He doesn’t like the Left’s shiny objects being exposed.

  • Cuban
    March 26, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    The commies never changed the flag when they took over Cuba. It’s the same flag from around 1850 and is not considered a communist symbol.

    • 123
      March 26, 2018 at 5:23 pm

      Right? She’s probably just proud of her Cuban heritage. Is that a crime?

    • mitch
      March 26, 2018 at 6:01 pm

      Yet she states “communism and being a lesbian are linked” to her. Stop trying to find any excuse for these little monsters. Every Russian knows who Pavlik Morozov was. A little brainwashed fanatic who informed on his own father for the supposed crime of withholding grain, so he could feed his family.
      The govt had his father executed. His father’s father strangled the young monster Pavlik for his crime. The govt made Pavlik a martyr for the communist cause and erected statues of him everywhere. The people spit on the statues every chance they could. David Hogg and the rest of his ilk are the modern Pavlik Morozov. One of the most famous horror stories of the communist regime being re-played before our eyes.

      • Cuban
        March 26, 2018 at 6:57 pm

        Calm down buddy, I haven’t spent much time listening or looking into these kids. Was just saying that little Havana in Miami full of rabid old anti-commie Cubans and the flag is everywhere. It’s not a communist symbol. I could care less about these kids.

  • bigdaddy
    March 26, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Like we should take seriously kids who eat tide pods and can’t even figure out if there a boy or a girl

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 26, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    Look at Emma’s butch haircut. I like it

    I bet her girlfriend likes it too

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    March 26, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    This is *the* best Turtleboy blog entry I’ve ever read, and the best summation of how dumb these kids really are and how they are being used as pawns by the left and MSM. Hit it out of the park with this one.

    • 16 year olds don't make laws
      March 26, 2018 at 5:03 pm

      Seconded. This should win the freekin’ Pulitzer Prize. I am going to frame this sliver of rational thought in the vast cesspool of feel-good bullshit.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 26, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    ‘My uterus is more regulated than your guns’ LOL

    ‘More like your uterus is shot into more than your guns’


    ‘My uterus is more shot than your guns’

    • 20/20 vision
      March 26, 2018 at 5:08 pm

      Ummmmmm…..did you even see her? Take another look.

      • panzer9811
        March 26, 2018 at 5:36 pm

        Artificial insemination aside, pretty sure her uterus is safe.

  • Buzza
    March 26, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    Outstanding article!! These kids make me sick Great a Cuban flag on that little shitheads coat. Proud to be a Turtle Rider!!

  • Possibly the best TB yet
    March 26, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    I LOVE this column. It’s as if TB read my mind, but added a sharp wit I don’t possess. It’s so good, I actually printed it out, cut it into tiny pieces, added it to my trail mix and ate it. I now burp rationality.

  • Eugene
    March 26, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    David Hogg voted most likely to die in a homosexual love triangle.

    • FaceDownAzzUpBoi
      March 26, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      Most likely to go to a bath house in search of glory holes with his new sodomite buddy from 60 minutes. When mr pooper sCooper is considered a moral authority we know the America is on a serious decline. Mr like a huge Hogg will live a life of debauchery and die relatively youbg from the diseases associated with a sodomy lifestyle.

  • 90's Tv Stars rule
    March 26, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    Is that the dude from Malcom in the Middle?

    • panzer9811
      March 26, 2018 at 5:01 pm

      Hahahaha! See (accidental) reply to Nibs. Better yet, where is Heisenberg when you need him?

  • Nibster
    March 26, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Did anyone notice that fake news channel 5 spoke with a special needs person for their first interview as an advocate for gun rights?

    • panzer9811
      March 26, 2018 at 4:56 pm

      LOL! Love that show! Striking similarity.
      Where’s ‘Reese’ -to kick his ass?!

      • panzer9811
        March 26, 2018 at 4:58 pm

        oops! reply to wrong person.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 26, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    BRET KILLORAN is the type of guy who’s never even voted. A real scumbag. He’s fine as long as he gets his monthly check from US THE TAXPAYERS. I wish i lived closer to him cuz i know for a fact he’d give me that whole check in a couple days. GOD HIS WHOLE FAMILY LOOK AND SMELL LIKE SEWER MUTANTS

    • panzer9811
      March 26, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      Time for your afternoon meds?

    • GingyKidd
      March 26, 2018 at 5:23 pm

      What’s with the super hard-on for Brett?
      If these things you say about Brett are true, then he would totally be material for a TBS article instead of a friend of the Turtle. Im that case, please please provide the evidence behind your comments! If it’s true TBS will have no problem reporting it right?

      Honestly, it kinda sounds like you wanna fuck him really badly.

  • msheadkracker
    March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    Proof, why isn’t anyone asking for proof that this shooting happened? Any funeral for any of these 17 kids take place yet? Where’s the media coverage or newspaper announcements of their obits? This David Hogg piece of shit graduated a few year ago out of a high school in California, he’s already been outed and put on blast multiple times, this shooting stinks of Sandy hook and a complete false flag. Use your brains people and question everything, show us the dead kids or at least some proof anyone even died. 

      March 26, 2018 at 9:49 pm

      Where’s the MD coverage? Anyone know the name of the officer that stopped the shooting spree?

      March 26, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      Where’s the MD coverage? Anyone know the name of the officer that stopped the shooting spree?

    • Wwy
      March 27, 2018 at 8:25 am

      Sandy hook? Never heard about it,pff.

  • Monster (The Hybrid)
    March 26, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Also, Hogg has the creepiest face & Idec if that makes me shallow. Even if I agreed w/ him, I would hate his face. It’s shaped like your generic alien, round at the top, huge forehead, long, skinny, pointy chin, feminine mouth, and of course the crazy, angry, “Im in the closet & too pussy to come out” eyes. He looks like the type who actually shoot a bunch of people.

    Also, more sightings of signs that blatantly encourage the killing of any individual who doesnt give up their guns. “Okay, we’ll pry the guns from your cold, dead hands”. Then there was the stupid bitch whose sign said “Real men dont use guns, they use their bare hands” or something like that. Because killing someone w/ your bare hands is way…safer? Humane? What was the point of that quote, other than to make the holder look like a fucking imbecile. They’re all retarded.

    How do they expect to kill a gun owner to take their weapons, exactly? Coz uhhh you’ll need to use more than your manly bare hands. Go ahead, bring a knife to a gun fight. I encourage you.

    • Will Crusher
      March 26, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      No question. He is indeed an ugly little puke.

    • Hog infestation
      March 26, 2018 at 7:27 pm

      You get a face like that from being skull fucked one to many times by gangs of 50 gays with huge cocks. They say it needs an oxygen tank to breathe because of all the problems from deep throating

  • z
    March 26, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    On Saturday in CT. I was driving under a overpass where students were marching. They pointed their signs toward us in the cars. I threw them the bird.

    A. The authorities had been warned repeatedly about the shooter. They did nothing.
    B. When crunch time came, Barnie Fife with his green corroded bullets did nothing.
    C. The sheriff (Democrat by the way), is a tool and thinks they did a hell-of-a job, but yeah
    let’s blame in Republicans.

    This shooter should have been stopped on A.
    If B had done his job, the body count would have been less.
    If C doesn’t face any repercussions then the locals are perfectly happy with the response.

    If the town, county and state don’t give a fuck, why should the feds?
    Frankly, this is just noise. It sucks the shooting happened, but the protests are about what I expected.

    If I had a child that was involved with this “movement”, There’d be no 4 year college on my dime just because you are my kid. I’d be damned if I was going to piss out between $30 to $150K to get “taught” more of the same. You’d get from me, 2 years of community college. Then if it looked like your attitude was the same that would be about it.

    I have a cousin that cut off his kid. Kid goes away to school. Within a couple of years, the kid was a chowder-head with the protesters kind of attitude but barely passing. My cousin said that’s it, your done.
    So, the kid gets married. My cousin owned a machine shop, maybe 30-40 people. Gives his kid and the daughter-in-law jobs. The kids attitude never really changed

    D-I-L starts telling the workers how someday the business was going to be all theirs. My cousin fired them. Last I knew the son was working in a warehouse filling trucks.

    • panzer9811
      March 26, 2018 at 5:15 pm

      Kudos to your cousin.

      • z
        March 26, 2018 at 11:50 pm

        At the time, we the family thought he was being hard on the kid.

        But, the kid openly states that he disagrees in everything you believe in, yet at the same time expects you to pick up the tab. And he and his wife expected they were going to get the business? And were stupid enough to talk openly about it?

        Kid was an idiot. Maybe he’s changed his tune. If he had lost the attitude and didn’t slack at school he might have gotten the education and might have been able to take over the business. But, thats all done, my cousin ended up with a partner a couple of years later and retired a couple of years ago.

        Off subject, the biggest thing that pissed him off was the graduates of Vocational + Techincal Hight Schools in the Springfield area. He was willing to pay up $65k to recent students that had just graduated if they knew CNC and weren’t complete idiots. Had a bitch of a time getting anyone. “Too Hard”, “Too many hours”.
        65 K to start with no college degree. More than one told him that they’d rather have a $30 K job which they could zombie through the day doing and if they got layed off getting unemployment was cool.

        His shop did a lot of specialized items for Pratt + Whitney and GE. They did a lot of custom pieces for the space shuttle through GE.

        • panzer9811
          March 27, 2018 at 8:53 am

          Can you believe that BS?! “Too hard” “Too many hours.” “I don’t want to work Saturdays, holidays, my birthday, arbor day…….. any day.”
          The laziness and sense of entitlement out there these days is appalling.
          And, yeah, what an idiot (no offense, I know he is a relative)….to go around boasting about taking over a business, which your cousin obviously put a lot of hard work and dedication into. Probably would have run it into the ground in short order.
          The right decision was clearly made, IMHO, no matter how difficult it was for your cousin.

    • panzer9811
      March 26, 2018 at 6:05 pm

      Maybe Warren, Markey, Healey and Marty Walsh can chip in and buy Emma a new pair of jeans before the ones she’s wearing completely disintegrate.

    • Wwy
      March 27, 2018 at 8:31 am

      Yeah sheriff Israel sounds and acted like a pussy. He was calling in an f-16 like he lived in occupied territory,lol.

  • 16 year olds don't make laws
    March 26, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    (giant sigh of relief after exhaustive dodging of endless coverage of this nonsense….) THANK YOU.
    Also, THANK YOU. Did I mention THANK YOU?????

  • Bubba Jones
    March 26, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    “Abortion isn’t regulated” and “all it takes is $15 to get a voter ID in Arkansas” are a couple of the most dimwitted suggestions I’ve read today.

  • Jeff
    March 26, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Couldn’t have said it any better myself.

    There’s more, though. In Wakefield, for example, the student-led walkout was organized by the “Young Democrats Club” with help from members of the town Democrat committee. These kids are brave? No, they’re being used as props. What do you think would happen if a group of young conservatives would want to march in protest of the 650,000 abortions that happen every year in the US? Doubt they’d let those kids out of sight, much less out of the building.

  • Hughbo Mont
    March 26, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    Hogg is probably one the kids that bullied the shooter.

  • Monster (The Hybrid)
    March 26, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    Idgaf what these morons say, they dont care about the 17 lives that were lost, they want FAME so they’re willing MSM puppets while clearly being mentally unstable. They deliberately remain ignorant & uneducated. They are fascists. They love the victim mentality so much, they want everyone in this country to be victims, so they wont be so alone in their pathetic uselessness & worthlessness. Fuck Adolph Hogg, Kracker Kasky & Phlegma “Cuban Communist” Gonzalez & their puppet friends & masters.

    Why do the kids who weren’t injured or affected by the shooting in ANY way more relevant than the ones who were actually in the rooms that were shot up or lost a close friend/relative? They dont agree w/ the gun thieves so they’re told to shut up. Or called a muderer, or best yet, the mourning 2A supporters are told their friend/relative probably deserved to die because they were raised in a conservative family. Real nice. Boils my blood.

    • mitch
      March 26, 2018 at 3:33 pm

      To everyone !! David Hogg = Pavlik Morozov. LOOK IT UP, THEN PASS IT TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    March 26, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    I am sick of all,these little faggots trying toctell my minority ass that I deal with gun violence daily and that I need to give up my guns. I’m not giving up shit, and may arm myself even more after knowing these moronic douchebags are free to run around, and if the pathetic little pussies don’t like it, then they can kill themselves for all I care.

    Entitled little bitches. By the way, we are a representative republic, not a democracy, you stupid faggot kids.

  • Creeeepy AF
    March 26, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    David Hogg looks like a “young Leonardo Decaprio wannabe” with a hint of “future child molester” look in his eyes.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    March 26, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    Look, the left has a new wind-up monkey.

    He’s even holding a clear backpack and nebulously prattling about “first amendment” rights. I recommend a crash course in how adult stuff really happens. He should organize a “Free Speech” rally in support of the First Amendment and see how that promulgates his agenda.

    If he’d like a translation of that last sentence, he can ask a grownup.

    • 16 year olds don't make laws
      March 26, 2018 at 2:17 pm

      “wind up monkey”…..LOL!!!!!! Good one.

  • randiguy2006
    March 26, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    Be honest. You’re just jealous. They sound like geniuses next to your stupid BS.

  • vicxh
    March 26, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    I would not touch Emma with your bumpstock….

  • citypoint
    March 26, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    Students can’t vote. Can’t contribute money to politicians.
    Therefore politicians don’t care what kids have to say

    • z
      March 26, 2018 at 2:43 pm

      Within a couple of years they will be of voting age. It is less than 4 years to the next presidential election. Not that it matters in Mass., but indoctrinate them now, get their vote down the road.

  • Blackie O'connell
    March 26, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Wtf I am so done with this bullshit- Lemmings yapping about something they know nothing about –

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