- No one did anything to elevate their profile in the polls
- People with dicks can get abortions
- Trump will win again
That’s it for it tonight folks. I’ll be back on here tomorrow for round 2.
10:57 – Amy Klobuchar and Tim Ryan have brought up the only point that really matters – they think they can win midwestern states that Trump won. They might be able to. Bold prediction – Trump is going to win Minnesota if (when) she doesn’t get the nomination.
10:56 – Julian Castro – vote for me because I speak real Spanish, not white boy Robert Francis Spanish.
10:51 – Jay Inslee would be a lot more convincing if he was coaching college football than he is running of President.
10:43 – The winner of tonight’s debate was Donald Trump, and he knows it.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2019
10:39 – The congressman no one has ever heard of lecturing a veteran of the war in Afghanistan about what’s happening in the Middle East was the best own goal of the night.
10:37 – This debate has been boring as shit, aside from Julian Castro, de Blasio, and Booker being crazy a couple times. I fully expect Bernie to do what he always does tomorrow night – bringing out the worst in a party that he’s not even a member of.
10:34 – I love when people bring up the cops not killing Dylan Roof like they did other hand picked minorities. He surrendered. That’s what happens when you surrender. Would it make them feel better if they blew his head off on live TV? Oh, and he also got the death penalty, so the government is gonna kill him anyway. What a fucking joke.
10:33 – Rachel Maddow – “Julian Castro, you are the only Latino candidate running for office.”
Robert Francis’ head just exploded.
10:32 – Thank God Spartacus chimed in and told us that he’s concerned about black trans lynching. I know that this is a top issue for me, and many voters in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
10:30 – Chuck Todd – Hey Tulsi, you used to be against gay marriage, wudupwitdat?
She should’ve just said, “so was every single democrat before Maclemore won a grammy and made gay marriage cool.”
10:27 – Every time I hear Tim Ryan or John Delaney or Jay Inslee struggle to get attention I can’t help but laugh at Seth Moulton for being bumped out of this debate by them. What a pathetic loser.
10:24 – Mitch McConnell watching people debate what they’d do to try to stop him from nominating judges.
10:23 – I wouldn’t vote for a democrat in this election, but I do like this guy.
My Spanish is terrible.
— Andrew Yang (@AndrewYang) June 27, 2019
10:20 – I’m glad they’re talking about Supreme Court Justices. What these animals did to Bret Kavanaugh is a big reason I would never consider voting for any of them. There’s nothing these people wouldn’t do to maintain power, and no one they wouldn’t destroy.
10:18 – Bill de Blasio taking 78 minutes to play the “I have a black son” card in order to shit on the police is the surprise of the night.
10:16 – My daughter just asked why that man sounds like a girl. I told her his name is Rachel Maddow.
10:14 – Amy Klobuchar is one of the few normal democrats who isn’t completely insane. Too bad she’s boring as shit when she’s not throwing staplers at people.
10:11 – Tim Ryan – “we need counseling in schools.” oh, you mean like a guidance counselor? We should invent those.
10:06 – Chuck Todd – Will you confiscate guns? Yes or no.
Pocahontas – I spoke to a little girl who made me sad.
10:04 – So far I’ve learned that we need open borders, men can have abortions too, and NBC doesn’t know how to work microphones. It’s actually going better than I thought it would.
10:01 – Good thing NBC doesn’t have the technology to figure out how to turn a microphone off. What a fucking joke.
9:59 – Rachel Maddow is now in charge. Just when you thought this couldn’t become a bigger circus.
9:53 – I like Tulsi Gabbard because she’s interesting and different. But it seems like the only thing she wants to talk about is foreign policy. Not that that’s a bad thing, but there are other things too. Just sayin.
9:50 – Bald guy – my grandfather was separated when he came to this country.
Lester Holt – no one gives a shit.
9:46 – Dunk of the night.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2019
9:45 – Amy Klobuchar isn’t nearly as interesting as she is when she’s throwing staplers at people. She really needs to hit Julian Castro or Bill de Blasio with a stapler.
9:43 – Julian Castro literally wants to open the borders up and give piles of cash to anyone who walks in. This is the auction to give away free shit that we all knew it would be.
9:38 – Corey copying Beto by speaking in Spanish is not only pandering, it’s plagiarism. What an unoriginal pandering toolbag.
9:37 – Democrats using the picture of the father and her dead daughter for political gain is shameless. If there was a wall there then they wouldn’t have been able to cross that river. They killed them.
9:35 – I have no idea who this moderator is, but I think it’s pretty clear he’s completely biased.
9:33 – We’ve reached the first commercial break and I think they’ve made it pretty clear what would happen if they took over the country. Complete madness.
9:30 – Julian Castro just said that not only should women have their abortions covered, but transwoman (men who think they’re women) should also get taxpayer funded abortions. Someone might want to tell him that “transwomen” don’t have ovaries.
9:28 – “I am the only candidate who passed a law mandating taxpayer funded abortion.” That’s one way for the governor of Washington to make a name for himself.
9:22 – We’re over 20 minutes into this thing and they haven’t mentioned abortion or immigration. How is that possible?
9:18 – I dont wanna hear from any of these random guys no one has ever heard of before unless they have crazy ideas or speak in Spanish. They just get in the way of good entertainment.
9:16 – Who da fooq is that guy? The fact that Seth Moulton couldn’t make this debate over whoever the hell this guy is is just plain sad.
9:14 – It seems as if the strategy here is that they’re trying to convince Americans that the economy is terrible. Good luck with that.
9:12 – Just a reminder that the wage gap is a myth and anyone pretending it’s real is doing so to further their own personal profile.
9:09 – The fact that liberals aren’t willing to come out and say that big tech needs to be regulated shows you just how little they actually give a shit about monopolies, so long as those monopolies benefit their team.
9:06 – Beto pretending to be Spanish is the redefining pandering.
9:04 – Pocahontas starts it off right – says that the economy isn’t working well for African Americans because they’re all in jail. Literally. Meanwhile out in reality it’s the lowest black unemployment rate in American history. These people are living in a fantasy world.
The first Democratic debate is tonight, and I plan on doing a live blog during it because it’s going to be the most entertaining thing you’ll watch on television this year. So feel free to keep refreshing this blog during the debate to hear my insightful political analysis. I literally can’t wait. The last few months have been a never ending contest to see who is the wokest in the field of 23. All these people do is try to one-up each other by promising free shit that the others aren’t, use buzzwords to virtue signal about how down they are for the cause, and force the other ones (usually the white guys) to apologize for their privilege or things they said 35 years ago. This tweet about sums it up:
Asking a BLT-123 who wants to get an abortion what pronouns they want to use, only to be told that the BLT-123 doesn’t use pronouns is about the wokest thing that has ever happened. And this is something Julian Castro will embrace because he thinks it will help him get nominated. This is a preview of the debates.
Tonight is basically the JV night. Our very own Pocahontas is the top dog, and she kind of got screwed over by being out of the Biden-Bernie debate. That’s the one you wanna be in so you can take shots at the top guy (Biden). Mayor Pete and Kamala Harris will also be in Biden’s debate on Thursday night. Pocahontas gets to fuck around with Beto, Castro, Bill de Blasio, Corey “Spartacus” Booker, Amy Klobuchar, and a bunch of other people who have no shot at winning. Look for Spartacus to be the lead virtue signaler tonight. The only interesting candidate worth watching is Tulsi Gabbard, who will likely be torn to shreds for being too normal.
BTW, I’m voting for Elizabeth Warren no matter what, and so should you. Why? Because she has the lowest polling numbers vs. Trump of any contender (except for Mayor Pete, because black voters apparently don’t like him). And she IS a contender, and God willing she’ll get the nomination, Trump will have a field day, and we’ll get one of the most entertaining election campaigns of all time. There is no way in hell she can ever take back red states filled with normal people. Biden can. She might win by more than Hillary did in states like Massachusetts, California, and New York, but so what? You get the same amount of electoral votes in those states no matter how much you win by. This is why I enjoy living in a state where independent are free to use the ballot box to sabotage the other team.
Anyway, that’s just my brief thoughts. See ya tonight.
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