And that’s it for tonight folks. It’s been real. Go USA!
10:57 – “If we don’t have the guts to take on the pharmaceutical industry and military industrial complex, and blah, blah, blah.” What the fuck does that even mean Bernie? This guy is so full of shit it’s amazing people fall for him.
10:55 – This debate had much more obvious winners and loser than the first debate did. No one really gained much in the first debate. In this debate Andrew Yang lost any momentum that he had, Kamala and Mayor Pete picked up momentum, and Bernie and Biden reminded America that they’re really, really old.
10:50 – This chick is so wild.
10:48 Pat Sajack is my favorite person in Hollywood.
This could be worse. It could be a dinner party and I could be there.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) June 28, 2019
10:45 – Good news – Bernie will keep us out of war with Iran. Better news – Trump has done exactly that.
10:42 – It’s very clear that Mayor Pete is by far the most likeable, and possibly the biggest threat to Trump. God willing Kirsten Gillibrand somehow gets the nomination.
10:40 – The democrats whining that Trump doesn’t believe in freedom of the press makes my head explode. These people have been leading crusades to silence media outlets like Turtleboy over “hate speech” for the last two and a half years.
10:38 – The most dangerous kind of guns are by far handguns. They just don’t look as scary and half the people on stage probably own one.
10:36 – Trump wins back to back debates.
All Democrats just raised their hands for giving millions of illegal aliens unlimited healthcare. How about taking care of American Citizens first!? That’s the end of that race!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 28, 2019
10:34 – Imagine Eric Swallow tried to come to your house and take your guns. LOL. Come get it junior.
10:33 – If climate change means dead seals then it means less sharks. Bring it on. #FuckSharks
10:31 Just saw that Marianne Williamson is apparently an anti-vaxxer. How has that not been brought up?
10:30 – This hippy chick is so, so weird. But way more entertaining than Seth Moulton, who couldn’t even make the JV debate.
10:28 – “The first thing I would do if I became President is defeat Donald Trump.” – Ummm….it would mean you already did that Joe Biden.
10:27 – Kamala says she wants to have a middle class tax cut. Someone should tell her we already got it.
10:24 – They’re really not letting anyone outside of Harris, Bernie, Biden, and Mayor Pete speak tonight. Hasn’t stopped Gillibrand from running her cock kisser, but no one else is even there.
10:20 – Kamala Harris is sick of republicans denying science. Also, this guy who just won the national championship in the hurdles is really a chick.
10:16 – Bernie said he’d never appoint a pro-life SCOTUS justice. The democrats play for keeps. The republicans appoint people like Anthony Kennedy and John Roberts.
10:14 – We’ve reached the “I promise to give away more free abortions than everyone else” portion of the debate.
10:11 – Listening to democrats whine about gerrymandering never gets old. I live in Holden. Greenfield and Amherst are in my district, but Charlton isn’t. Look at Joe Kennedy, Katherine Clark, or Steven Lynch’s district and you’ll see what real gerrymandering looks like. Both parties do it.
10:08 – “We encourage diversity in the democratic party.” – Bernie.
Ummm…the top 3 highest polling people on stage right now are all white guys.
10:07 – Joe Biden couldn’t possibly look older right now. He just looks tired and beat up.
10:05 – OK now I have to defend Joe Biden. The idea that he heaped praise on segregationist senators is a complete and utter lie. He specifically brought them up to point out that he could pass bills with people he doesn’t like or agree with. Such horse shit.
10:03 – And the weird hippy chick says she wants me to pay reparations to Will Smith. Hard pass.
10:02 – We’ve reached the “fuck the po-lease” time for the debate. This piece of shit Eric Swallwell wants some random police chief fired in a city he’s never been to.
9:59 – I obviously want Trump to win in 2020. But let’s face the facts – a Mayor Pete presidency would be significantly less obnoxious than a Pocahontas or Bernie presidency.
9:57 – What I really want to know is, what is each of these candidates’ position on government funded abortion for women with penises?
9:56 – Halfway through and the winners so far are clearly Harris and Mayor Pete. The losers? Bernie, Gillibrand, Swallow, and Yang (because he’s talked for a grand total of 30 seconds).
9:54 – No other country outside of western Europe would be having a debate on borders. Because the whole point of international borders is that no one is allowed to cross them illegally.
9:49 – Andrew Yang has spoken once. He doesn’t try to interrupt or speak. He has no idea how to be a politician, which means he’d probably be a good leader. He’ll never get that opportunity because professional politicians are just shouting over him.
9:47 – Bernie is so devoid of actual ideas or substance that he has to add words like “damn” to it, and oversimplify complicated issues so his mind numbingly stupid supporters will clap for him.
9:43 – Mayor Pete and Andrew Yang are easily the two smartest ones up there tonight. Probably why neither of them will win the nomination.
9:39 – It would be great if moderators would ask the obvious question – if you don’t want these people put into holding/detention facilities, where would you like them to go? The Holiday Inn?
9:36 – Somewhere in Pennsylvania a democrat who voted for Trump is saying to himself, “I’m probably gonna vote for Trump, unless the democrats offer free healthcare to illegal immigrants.” That should help take back the White House.
9:34 – The generational divide in this debate is remarkable. Bernie and Biden have never looked older next to Mayor Pete and Harris.
9:32 – Every single person on stage just said that we should have taxpayer funded healthcare for undocumented immigrants. That about sums up the state of this party.
9:31 – I have never heard Michael Bennet talk before tonight. He is absolutely boring and dreadful. And he still made this debate over Seth Moulton.
9:28 – I don’t know who this chick is, but she’s interesting.
9:25 – We’re 25 minutes in, and just like yesterday there has been no mention of the green new deal. That’s how irrelevant and fringe AOC’s stupid ideas are. And our idiot Senator co-wrote it because he wanted people outside of Massachusetts to know his name.
9:23 – Everyone knew a Kirsten Gillibrand in high school. She’s the one who reminded the teacher that they forgot to collect the homework, ran the yearbook her way, and told the cops she was only at the keg party to drive people home.
9:22 – Bernie wouldn’t mind taking government health care because he knows he’s not going to be alive in 10 years anyway. So fuck it.
9:20 – It’s pretty clear that no one is going to shut the fuck up tonight.
9:18 – “Old people are stupid.” – Eric Swallwell. Should resonate well with voters. Good thing old people don’t vote.
9:16 – I have no idea what the hell Andrew Yang’s talking about, or if any of his giveaway ideas are realistic. But I can’t help but respect the idea that he’s not wearing a tie.
9:14 – Mayor Pete just said that working class people shouldn’t be paying off loans for people who took on tons of student loan debt. Don’t make me like you Pete.
9:11 – Almost forgot that Kirsten Gillibrand was running for President. As terrible as Pocahontas is, this woman is even more insufferable.
9:10 – Andrew Yang not wearing a tie is a power move.
9:08 – This Hickenlooper guy is making way too much sense. He’s fucked.
9:06 – I don’t make that much money. I saved about $2,000 in taxes last year because of the Trump tax cuts. The idea that it’s some free giveaway for rich people and rich people only is just such a lie. The fact that these politicians don’t know that shows how out of touch they are with the middle class.
9:04 – Saying that healthcare is a human right is such a hollow, meaningless statement. Of course it’s a human right. So go buy it.
Time for Round 2 of the Democratic primary circus. We’re doing a live blog like we did last night so keep hitting that refresh button to keep up with my thoughts. I’d do it on Twitter, but I’m permanently banned from there. Sad. Last night we had some of the real yahoos – Pocahontas, Spartacus, Castro, De Blasio. Tonight are the real contenders for the throne – Biden, Mayor Pete, Harris, Bernie. But it’s also got Andrew Yang, who is like the Tulsi of this debate, except funnier. And watch out for Eric Swallwell, because he’s one of the most underrated virtue signaling douchebags in congress.
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