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Democratic Debate Part 2 Live Blog

 

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And that’s it for tonight folks. It’s been real. Go USA!

 

10:57 – “If we don’t have the guts to take on the pharmaceutical industry and military industrial complex, and blah, blah, blah.” What the fuck does that even mean Bernie? This guy is so full of shit it’s amazing people fall for him.

 

10:55 – This debate had much more obvious winners and loser than the first debate did. No one really gained much in the first debate. In this debate Andrew Yang lost any momentum that he had, Kamala and Mayor Pete picked up momentum, and Bernie and Biden reminded America that they’re really, really old.

 

10:50 – This chick is so wild.

 

10:48 Pat Sajack is my favorite person in Hollywood.

 

10:45 – Good news – Bernie will keep us out of war with Iran. Better news – Trump has done exactly that.

 

10:42 – It’s very clear that Mayor Pete is by far the most likeable, and possibly the biggest threat to Trump. God willing Kirsten Gillibrand somehow gets the nomination.

 

10:40 – The democrats whining that Trump doesn’t believe in freedom of the press makes my head explode. These people have been leading crusades to silence media outlets like Turtleboy over “hate speech” for the last two and a half years.

 

10:38 – The most dangerous kind of guns are by far handguns. They just don’t look as scary and half the people on stage probably own one.

 

10:36 – Trump wins back to back debates.

 

10:34 – Imagine Eric Swallow tried to come to your house and take your guns. LOL. Come get it junior.

 

10:33 – If climate change means dead seals then it means less sharks. Bring it on. #FuckSharks

 

10:31 Just saw that Marianne Williamson is apparently an anti-vaxxer. How has that not been brought up?

 

10:30 – This hippy chick is so, so weird. But way more entertaining than Seth Moulton, who couldn’t even make the JV debate.

 

10:28 – “The first thing I would do if I became President is defeat Donald Trump.” – Ummm….it would mean you already did that Joe Biden.

 

10:27 – Kamala says she wants to have a middle class tax cut. Someone should tell her we already got it.

 

10:24 – They’re really not letting anyone outside of Harris, Bernie, Biden, and Mayor Pete speak tonight. Hasn’t stopped Gillibrand from running her cock kisser, but no one else is even there.

 

10:20 – Kamala Harris is sick of republicans denying science. Also, this guy who just won the national championship in the hurdles is really a chick.

 

10:16 – Bernie said he’d never appoint a pro-life SCOTUS justice. The democrats play for keeps. The republicans appoint people like Anthony Kennedy and John Roberts.

 

10:14 – We’ve reached the “I promise to give away more free abortions than everyone else” portion of the debate.

 

10:11 – Listening to democrats whine about gerrymandering never gets old. I live in Holden. Greenfield and Amherst are in my district, but Charlton isn’t. Look at Joe Kennedy, Katherine Clark, or Steven Lynch’s district and you’ll see what real gerrymandering looks like. Both parties do it.

 

10:08 – “We encourage diversity in the democratic party.” – Bernie.

Ummm…the top 3 highest polling people on stage right now are all white guys.

 

10:07 – Joe Biden couldn’t possibly look older right now. He just looks tired and beat up.

 

10:05 – OK now I have to defend Joe Biden. The idea that he heaped praise on segregationist senators is a complete and utter lie. He specifically brought them up to point out that he could pass bills with people he doesn’t like or agree with. Such horse shit.

 

10:03 – And the weird hippy chick says she wants me to pay reparations to Will Smith. Hard pass.

 

10:02 – We’ve reached the “fuck the po-lease” time for the debate. This piece of shit Eric Swallwell wants some random police chief fired in a city he’s never been to.

 

9:59 – I obviously want Trump to win in 2020. But let’s face the facts – a Mayor Pete presidency would be significantly less obnoxious than a Pocahontas or Bernie presidency.

 

9:57 – What I really want to know is, what is each of these candidates’ position on government funded abortion for women with penises?

 

9:56 – Halfway through and the winners so far are clearly Harris and Mayor Pete. The losers? Bernie, Gillibrand, Swallow, and Yang (because he’s talked for a grand total of 30 seconds).

 

9:54 – No other country outside of western Europe would be having a debate on borders. Because the whole point of international borders is that no one is allowed to cross them illegally.

 

9:49 – Andrew Yang has spoken once. He doesn’t try to interrupt or speak. He has no idea how to be a politician, which means he’d probably be a good leader. He’ll never get that opportunity because professional politicians are just shouting over him.

 

9:47 – Bernie is so devoid of actual ideas or substance that he has to add words like “damn” to it, and oversimplify complicated issues so his mind numbingly stupid supporters will clap for him.

 

9:43 – Mayor Pete and Andrew Yang are easily the two smartest ones up there tonight. Probably why neither of them will win the nomination.

 

9:39 – It would be great if moderators would ask the obvious question – if you don’t want these people put into holding/detention facilities, where would you like them to go? The Holiday Inn?

 

9:36 – Somewhere in Pennsylvania a democrat who voted for Trump is saying to himself, “I’m probably gonna vote for Trump, unless the democrats offer free healthcare to illegal immigrants.” That should help take back the White House.

 

9:34 – The generational divide in this debate is remarkable. Bernie and Biden have never looked older next to Mayor Pete and Harris.

 

9:32 – Every single person on stage just said that we should have taxpayer funded healthcare for undocumented immigrants. That about sums up the state of this party.

 

9:31 – I have never heard Michael Bennet talk before tonight. He is absolutely boring and dreadful. And he still made this debate over Seth Moulton.

 

9:28 – I don’t know who this chick is, but she’s interesting.

 

9:25 – We’re 25 minutes in, and just like yesterday there has been no mention of the green new deal. That’s how irrelevant and fringe AOC’s stupid ideas are. And our idiot Senator co-wrote it because he wanted people outside of Massachusetts to know his name.

 

9:23 – Everyone knew a Kirsten Gillibrand in high school. She’s the one who reminded the teacher that they forgot to collect the homework, ran the yearbook her way, and told the cops she was only at the keg party to drive people home.

 

9:22 – Bernie wouldn’t mind taking government health care because he knows he’s not going to be alive in 10 years anyway. So fuck it.

 

9:20 – It’s pretty clear that no one is going to shut the fuck up tonight.

 

9:18 – “Old people are stupid.” – Eric Swallwell. Should resonate well with voters. Good thing old people don’t vote.

 

9:16 – I have no idea what the hell Andrew Yang’s talking about, or if any of his giveaway ideas are realistic. But I can’t help but respect the idea that he’s not wearing a tie.

 

9:14 – Mayor Pete just said that working class people shouldn’t be paying off loans for people who took on tons of student loan debt. Don’t make me like you Pete.

 

9:11 – Almost forgot that Kirsten Gillibrand was running for President. As terrible as Pocahontas is, this woman is even more insufferable.

 

9:10 – Andrew Yang not wearing a tie is a power move.

 

9:08 – This Hickenlooper guy is making way too much sense. He’s fucked.

 

9:06 – I don’t make that much money. I saved about $2,000 in taxes last year because of the Trump tax cuts. The idea that it’s some free giveaway for rich people and rich people only is just such a lie. The fact that these politicians don’t know that shows how out of touch they are with the middle class.

 

9:04 – Saying that healthcare is a human right is such a hollow, meaningless statement. Of course it’s a human right. So go buy it.

 

Time for Round 2 of the Democratic primary circus. We’re doing a live blog like we did last night so keep hitting that refresh button to keep up with my thoughts. I’d do it on Twitter, but I’m permanently banned from there. Sad. Last night we had some of the real yahoos – Pocahontas, Spartacus, Castro, De Blasio. Tonight are the real contenders for the throne – Biden, Mayor Pete, Harris, Bernie. But it’s also got Andrew Yang, who is like the Tulsi of this debate, except funnier. And watch out for Eric Swallwell, because he’s one of the most underrated virtue signaling douchebags in congress.

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    June 28, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    For me, Kirsten Gillibrand was by far the rudest, most obnoxious, annoying, and insufferable personality on that stage, and who seems to live by the aphorism that “well-behaved women seldom make history”. She is that very type of woman who confuses being strong and tough with being a strident, in your face know-it-all who believes she has everything figured out.

    The lame stream media has also made much ado about Kamala Harris’s sound bite when she said,
    “Hey guys, you know what, America does not want to witness a food fight. They want to know how we’re going to put food on their table.”

    Newsflash for Ms. Harris: Most Americans don’t want the government to put food on their table. We want government to get the fuck out of the way so that we can put our own food on our own table.

    Words have meaning, and this sound bite subconsciously sends the message that we want and need government to take care of us.

    • Bernie Sanders
      June 28, 2019 at 12:56 pm

      Breadlines are a good thing Now its time for my afternoon nap

    • Y
      June 28, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      Agreed. Get out of my pocket.

  • bigdaddy
    June 28, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Listening to democrats whine about gerrymandering never gets old. I live in Clinton I am in the same district as Lowell and Lawrence but not Sterling or west Boylston. Also Leominster and Fitchburg are in different districts now They had to split up McGoverns district to protect him and make sure he will never lose an election Thats why they added Northhampton and Amherst to Worcester county Yet the libwits think only Republicans gerrymander

  • Evil Suit
    June 28, 2019 at 10:58 am

    I can barely stomach the thought of having to pay any of those assholes speaking fees but the truth is that they are all a better investments then Trump when it comes to buying influence. You wanna know who is a hot shit? Al Gore. You wouldn’t think it but that guy is a fucking blast.

  • Rodney
    June 28, 2019 at 9:47 am

    I have THE SOLUTION to keeping the poor chiilen’s out of the cages. DON”T FUCKING LET THEM INTO THE COUNTRY!
    I be here the week.

  • Suck It
    June 28, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Turtleboy 2016 “I’m not going to blog about politics because you can find that anywhere and it’s just not what we do here.”.
    Turtleboy 2019………”Let me give you my play by play opinions about the debate”.
    This blog has really become a shit show.
    I honestly still can’t believe people are willing to pay money to read this blog when you can read the same shit for free everywhere on the net. What a bunch of fucking morons.

    • GUBBMINT!
      June 28, 2019 at 9:59 am

      TB can be an interesting guy when he wants to be.

      But yeah, lately he sounds like my Dad yelling at the TV.

      This thread is just laziness.

  • Hartford
    June 28, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Every time Kamala Harris spoke deBlasio popped a Boner !
    “He like his coffee hot and black !”

    • Y
      June 28, 2019 at 10:12 am

      Kamala Harris is half Indian and half Jamaican.
      Harris’ family were slave owners.
      Harris carries a gun.

    • Y
      June 28, 2019 at 12:12 pm

      Kamala Harris is running on a platform of open borders with free healthcare to all illegals that come to America.

      She is promising everything that Angela Merkel did for Germany.

      How did that work out? Germany is riddled with crime and poverty, and Merkel got the shakes!

  • What?
    June 28, 2019 at 8:28 am

    So Uncle, you say you saved 2K in taxes last year? I’d love to know if that’s an apples to apples comparison, because it CAN’T be. I’m dead center middle class and I paid 5k more in taxes last year. Corporate tax cuts have proven to be well over 30%. I’m not a Trump hater but his tax “cuts” were a giveaway to the 1% and corporations. And get ready for the individual “cuts” to expire while the corporate cuts are permanent.

    • bigdaddy
      June 28, 2019 at 9:06 am

      I call BS on that You just regurgitated the DNC talking points -tax “cuts” were a giveaway to the 1% and corporations.

    • Evil Suit
      June 28, 2019 at 10:51 am

      Only peons pay before October 15.

    • Dude
      June 28, 2019 at 12:16 pm

      Up a grand or so for this solid middle class dual income family of four. The killer for us was the new rule that restricted the deductions you could take on your mortgage interest.

      • What
        June 30, 2019 at 8:38 am

        Yup, 10k cap on deductions for mortgage interest and property taxes is what killed us. We’re a family of 5 and we owed Feds 5K this year when we break even every year. Luckily we hade a small state return to offset the $5K out of pocket. These aren’t talking points, they’re facks. And when the individual “cuts” expire, we’ll be paying at least 20% more.

    • Your Mom
      July 2, 2019 at 8:04 pm

      RI here, Don’t know about Mass but my good friend also happens to be my accountant. My taxes went up because RI decided to offset the tax break from Trump with an increase in state taxes, so that we felt no tax break. Don’t know how it is in Mass., but since we follow everything your state does, I’m guessing a similar scenario happened there…..

  • Henry Chu
    June 28, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Bernie Sanders bring great shame to communist china

  • bigdaddy
    June 28, 2019 at 7:00 am

    Did any one promise abortions for men ?

  • These Candidates Are A Disgrace
    June 28, 2019 at 1:51 am

    2 nights if politicians who will destroy this country. Look at what 8 years of Obama did. Fuck every one of these pandering fools. Give all the money to the non producers from the people that actually work. Fucking assholes

    • Tell me...
      June 28, 2019 at 10:07 am

      What did 8 years of Obama do?

      • Dr. Truth
        June 28, 2019 at 12:12 pm

        – Shifting immediately to the ACA as the economy was emerging from the Great Recession slowed the recovery and nearly killed it.
        – ACA was, and continues to be, one of the most contentious domestic programs in the United States. It’s so bad his own party today is pushing to replace it with Medicare for All (but maybe that was part of the plan all along).
        – His Chamberlain-esque policy of apology and appeasement in the Middle East emboldened the Islamists and led to the creation of ISIS, i.e., “the JV team.”
        – The foreign policy established by his State Department (cough cough Clinton) thoroughly bolloxed up any gains to be made by non-Islamists in the Middle East.
        – He drew a red line in Syria, then ignored it.
        – He did zip to Iran after they seized two USN vessels in the Gulf.
        – For weeks, he and his State Department thoroughly lied to the American public about the terrorist attack in Benghazi, claiming it was a response to anti-Islamic videos on YouTube. The producer of those videos was even arrested. While Americans fought for their lives for a half a day, he refused to authorize external support that would have obliterated the terrorists, and went campaigning in Las Vegas instead.
        – He bugged rooms in Congress.
        – He spied on American journalists.
        – His IRS targeted conservative groups for harassment, under the theory that the more hoops they were forced to jump through, they might just go away. In what would become a pattern, Lois Lerner’s computer was mysteriously wiped clean.
        – His VA cooked the books to make it seem like they were treating more cases with more positive outcomes when they were doing just the opposite. Veterans were dying / committing suicide while waiting to be seen.
        – In the Fast & Furious scandal, he allowed American guns to be smuggled into Mexico in order to track them, and then didn’t track them. One of these guns eventually killed an American border patrol officer.
        – He had undeniable knowledge (his own email address) that his Secretary of State had set up a private email server in order to conduct government business in a way that would not be accountable to FOIA laws/requests.
        – He used the intelligence communities of the United States to spy on a political opponent.
        – He cut what was perhaps the most one-sided deal in American foreign policy, clearing a path for the Iranians to build nuclear weapons eventually.
        – He transferred to those Iranians hundreds of billions of US dollars, in untraceable cash, which Iran then undoubtedly spent on their terrorist operations all over the globe.
        – In one of the most confusing deals of all time, he exchanged a low-level enlisted man, who also was a traitor who abandoned his post, for four high-level Islamic terrorists, who later went right back into the fight against the United States.

        In short, B. H. Obama was in no way, shape, or form a good President. He was average at best, more likely sub-average, and most likely, downright bad. He gets a pass because of the color of his skin.

        • Y
          June 28, 2019 at 1:49 pm

          Fast & The Furious.
          Spied on and tried to sabotage a duly elected POTUS.
          Otherwise, NAILED IT.

          • Dr. Truth
            June 28, 2019 at 2:10 pm

            Thank you. To give him his due, however, I will talk about the positive things he did:

            – Zapped OBL. Well, the US goddamn Navy did the dirty work, but it did happen, finally, on his watch. I still can’t believe GWB didn’t skin that cat.

            Countered by another bad, I just remembered:

            – DACA. Kicked that can down the road, leaving that hot potato for the next administration. Tack on that doing absolutely nothing to reform our immigration laws.

          • exoperator
            June 29, 2019 at 5:31 pm

            If you don’t have time to read this at least you can find time to double fist that dyke meaghan Rapeehole
            the degenerate faggot barack hussein obama/ barry sotero didn’t zap that feral pig bin laden.Robert James O’Neill did you fucking asswipe. That douchebag obama wouldn’t know which end of a rifle the bullet comes out of. The info that led to the location of feral pig bin laden was obtained thru water boarding, a practice that degenerate pervert obama/ sotero claimed to be against. Remember the degenerate pervert obama / sotero said he would shut down Guantanamo.
            In 2013, as detainees in the prison carried out a hunger strike, Obama announced that he would redouble his efforts to close the detention center. Last November, after signing the final Defense Authorization Act of his presidency, Obama noted that many of the facility’s prisoners had already been transferred out. Today, he said that only 91 detainees remain in Guantanamo Bay (which once held nearly 800) and once again asked Congress to remove the provisions keeping them there.

            Here’s how the debate has played out since 2009:
            January 22, 2009

            Shortly after taking office, President Obama signed executive orders to ban torture in enemy interrogations, shut down the Central Intelligence Agency’s overseas prisons, and close Guantanamo Bay within a year. After signing the orders, Obama said:

            The message we are sending around the world is that the United States intends to prosecute the ongoing struggle against violence and terrorism, and we are going to do so vigilantly, we are going to do so effectively, and we are going to do so in a manner that is consistent with our values and our ideals. … We are not going to continue with a false choice between our safety and our ideals. We think that it is precisely our ideals that give us the strength and the moral high ground to be able to effectively deal with the unthinking violence that you see emanating from terrorist organizations around the world. We intend to win this fight; we’re going to win it on our terms.

            January 7, 2011

            Through 2009 and 2010, the president eventually gave in to uproar, from both Congress and in the public, over the idea of moving Guantanamo detainees to the US. He signed the Defense Authorization Act of 2011, which included provisions that would keep Guantanamo Bay open, and would prevent the transfer of detainees out of the camp. He voiced his objections to those provisions in his signing statement:

            [The transfer restriction] represents a dangerous and unprecedented challenge to critical executive branch authority to determine when and where to prosecute Guantanamo detainees, based on the facts and the circumstances of each case and our national security interests. The prosecution of terrorists in Federal court is a powerful tool in our efforts to protect the Nation and must be among the options available to us. Any attempt to deprive the executive branch of that tool undermines our Nation’s counterterrorism efforts and has the potential to harm our national security.

            He also referenced the pressure that brought him to sign the bill:

            Despite my strong objection to these provisions, which my Administration has consistently opposed, I have signed this Act because of the importance of authorizing appropriations for, among other things, our military activities in 2011.

            make no mistake obama/sotero was dead set against killing the feral pig osama the goatfucker

  • Wwy
    June 28, 2019 at 12:25 am

    An Israel dick sucking show you people are sick to sit through this.

    • Evil Suit
      June 28, 2019 at 11:13 am

      Someone feeling left out? If you want something grow the fuck up and take it instead of whining like a bitch.

  • God is UnGodly To Dems
    June 27, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    Did old man Biden just utter the G word.

  • marianne Williamson is a cougar
    June 27, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    I paused my tv earlier and I just utilized that saved time to fast forward through gillebrands last forty five seconds

  • Mayor Pete Butt Fuhk
    June 27, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Fuck the Police.

  • Karmela
    June 27, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    3 am eternal is my plan. I am so honest with so much integrity I fucked 3 married men and blew my way to the top.

  • Eric Swallows
    June 27, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    I sm so proud of myself and my corny jokes. I think diapers smell awesome and it gets me off. I practice yoga so I can blow myself because love conquers hate.

  • toby
    June 27, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    They should make it mandatory for all illegals to watch the democratic debates. Once they watch these clowns they will say screw it and climb back over the wall.

  • Al Potato GORE
    June 27, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    20 years ago I said the polar ice caps would disappear within 7 years. Polar bears would also disappear. So let me tell you I agree with Bernie and AOC. The world will be extinct in 12 years.

    • Evil Suit
      June 28, 2019 at 11:33 am

      Did you just fuck up a Dan Quayle joke? I can’t take you fucking people. Al Gore would drink you under the table before humiliating you, stealing your girl, then kicking your ass.

      • Al Wet Dream
        June 28, 2019 at 5:03 pm

        So al gore got drunk ,bitch slapped you then butt raped your mom and made you suck her shit off his dick and you are bragging about this.

        • Evil Suit
          June 29, 2019 at 10:05 am

          That’s it? Speak as little as possible around important people and take the overtime every chance you get. I’m being nice to you really.

          • I Will Spesk Freely Mr Oppression
            June 29, 2019 at 3:31 pm

            No need to emulate your sordid useless existence.

  • No Pronouns Needed Because Of Systemic Police Racism
    June 27, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    I prefer to be addressed as President Butt Fuck

  • Build That Wall
    June 27, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    Fuck climste change. Fuck free shit for illegal alien illiterates.

  • Lauren
    June 27, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    Can you do a TB LIVE where we all watch a debate together? I think UT’s takes on These people would be so entertaining. More so then a blog anyways.

  • Pass The Torch
    June 27, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Free shit for all non whites provided for by productive tax paying whites.

  • I am Pete ButtFuck and I Wii Say And Do Anything To Get Elected
    June 27, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    Mayoy buttfuck says he is not allowed to make a statement pro or con on a recent legal police shooting in his city. He then goes on to state systemic racism within police and how the officer will face justice. Wsy to throw good police under the bus mayor buttfuck. The 53 year old maggot was breaking into cars and threatened to srab officers. Glad that pos animal was put down .

  • Toaddy Fields
    June 27, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Bernie’s the guy who invites you out to dinner, says order whatever you want, “It’s on me!” You order the most expensive thing on the menu. When the check comes, Bernie can’t find his wallet, he asks you to pay, promises to pay you back tomorrow. Never see him again for another 4 years.

  • FKM
    June 27, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    Fuck her, kill her, marry her

    I would put a pillow over Gillibrands face to shut her up, she might be the most annoying bitch I have ever heard.

    I’d marry the crazy birch that they haven’t asked any questions of.

    It’s a toss up between fucking cameltoe or mayor pete

    • joe biden
      June 27, 2019 at 10:22 pm

      For 66 years old, marianne williamson is a definite WOULD

  • clamala harris
    June 27, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    Andrew Yang is the biggest dem on the internet right now, I wouldn’t be surprised to see viewership plummeting as the debate goes on because no one has heard enough of the person they wanted to hear most

  • Y
    June 27, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    They all want open borders. They won’t criminalize, and they won’t deport them; that’s open borders.
    Plus, they want to give them free healthcare.
    This is delusional and would be the end of America.
    #DemDebate

  • Mayor buttfuck
    June 27, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Hey mayor buttfuck, I’m white and I get nervous whenever I get pulled over too. However unlike the brothas I say yes sir or ma’am or no sir or ma’am and do what they say. Plus I don’t drink henny and smoke blunts while driving so that helps not getting myself shot.

  • Turtle Rider
    June 27, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    They’re putting children in cages because that’s where you keep animals. What don’t these people get? And FUCK NO don’t give them health care! If some illegal Mexican gets sick just LET THEM DIE!

  • bill clinton
    June 27, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    THAT DEATH STARE FROM PETE TO ERIC SWALLOWELL OH MY LORD WATCH OUT SWALLOWELL YOUR TIME IS UP!

  • DQ
    June 27, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    I would rather drink a gallon of the stuff they give you before a colonoscopy than listen to these dipshits.

  • Adoph Stalin
    June 27, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    I am announcing my candidacy, every person gets $10,000 a month. Straight men will get bi weekly blow jobs from celebrity of their choice. Gay men can do what ever they do with gay celebrities. Straight women can have bi weekly pedicures and gay women get unlimited dunking donuts. Free health care and college for all. Free ocean front homes for all or lake front homes. Orange man bad, reparations for black and brown people. Vote for me

  • Chimpmela Is Not Presidential
    June 27, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    He karmela the illegal mother takes her children to our borders for free shit. Free housing free healthcare free food free education all provided for by productive white all American taxpayers.

  • Mayor Butt Fuck Sucks
    June 27, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    It is hillarious when heathen sodomites try to instruct you on your religion. Mayor buttfuck sodomite has no foundation in religion nor does he actively practice any of its tenets. Swimming pools and gymnasiums for illegsls equal cages.

  • 88
    June 27, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    I would rather watch a Nwcican infant die than give it health care PERIOD.

  • Former City Worker
    June 27, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Thus far this has been the entertaining shitshot I expected. Hickenlooper’s is the only one in Stage with Any executive experience, has a track record of leadership, and isisnt loony tunes. He has no chance.

  • bernie sanders’ unkempt hair
    June 27, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Pete really isn’t that bad of a speaker, almost sounds believable. Can someone tell me what breed of dog he looks like?

  • andrew yang’s unbuttoned collar
    June 27, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Tulsi for president with yang as her running mate, the only combo where I wouldn’t vote trump in 2020

  • uncle randy
    June 27, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Let’s see who can give out more free shit tonight!!!

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