Dennis Ocean Orgy In Front Of Horrified Children Gets Broken Up By Cops Midthrust While Crowd Chants “USA”

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NBC Boston: Four teens were arrested after they allegedly started having sex at a Cape Cod beach on the Fourth of July. Dennis police said an officer was on patrol on an ATV at Mayflower Beach just after 1:30 p.m. Tuesday when the officer learned there were four people who were “acting inappropriately in the water.” By the time the officer arrived, a large crowd on the beach had gathered around the four people, and some were expressing their shock about the situation, according to police.

Eventually the four people were arrested for disorderly conduct after the officer and beach staff tried to get their attention. Additional officers had also arrived at the scene. Witness video of the arrest shows all of the accused in handcuffs with police at the scene. The names of those arrested were not released, but they were identified as a 19-year-old male, a 19-year-old female, an 18-year-old female and a 17-year-old male.

After they were arrested, another teen identified himself to police as their friend and allegedly tried to approach his friends who were in custody, defying the officers’ orders to leave. The 19-year-old was also arrested on a disorderly conduct charge. All of the arrested individuals were bailed or released. The 19- and 18-year-olds will be arraigned on Tuesday, while the 17-year-old will be arraigned at a later court date.

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Since when did Dennis turn into Cancun? Because I’ve been to the Cape a million times before and it’s never looked been nearly as fun as that video looked.

My question is, how do they not give us names? I can understand the 17 year old since she’s a minor, but the rest of them are adults. And if a pack of 18 and 19 year olds is playing free Willy in shark infested waters, then I wanna know their names. It’s all public information so why are the cops trying to protect these bonerific coeds?

Seriously though, what kind of lowlifes do something like this? You wanna ride the bony express at the beach? Cool. You’re not the first. But do it at night like everyone does at Hampton. I would imagine that the only kind of girl that would consent to having sex in the water in front of children and families at 1 PM is the kind of chick whose soursnatch surprise smells like low tide.

And I’ve never done the deed in the ocean so I can’t really comment on it. But, I dunno. Seems like more of a freshwater thing. I can understand a pool or maybe even a lake with a natural spring. But the ocean? You can’t let that much salt water up in your poonstachio and not expect an infection. The last thing you need is a family of krill to make a nest up in your junkbox. Plus, there’s crazy shit in the ocean. Nothing screams “I need Cialis” quite like getting stung by a jellyfish midthrust.

Anyway, someone’s gotta know who they are. If you do, please message their names to us on Facebook. All sources will remain anonymous.

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