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Dennis Ocean Orgy In Front Of Horrified Children Gets Broken Up By Cops Midthrust While Crowd Chants “USA”

Dennis Ocean Orgy In Front Of Horrified Children Gets Broken Up By Cops Midthrust While Crowd Chants “USA”

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NBC Boston: Four teens were arrested after they allegedly started having sex at a Cape Cod beach on the Fourth of July. Dennis police said an officer was on patrol on an ATV at Mayflower Beach just after 1:30 p.m. Tuesday when the officer learned there were four people who were “acting inappropriately in the water.” By the time the officer arrived, a large crowd on the beach had gathered around the four people, and some were expressing their shock about the situation, according to police.

Eventually the four people were arrested for disorderly conduct after the officer and beach staff tried to get their attention. Additional officers had also arrived at the scene. Witness video of the arrest shows all of the accused in handcuffs with police at the scene. The names of those arrested were not released, but they were identified as a 19-year-old male, a 19-year-old female, an 18-year-old female and a 17-year-old male.

After they were arrested, another teen identified himself to police as their friend and allegedly tried to approach his friends who were in custody, defying the officers’ orders to leave. The 19-year-old was also arrested on a disorderly conduct charge. All of the arrested individuals were bailed or released. The 19- and 18-year-olds will be arraigned on Tuesday, while the 17-year-old will be arraigned at a later court date.


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Since when did Dennis turn into Cancun? Because I’ve been to the Cape a million times before and it’s never looked been nearly as fun as that video looked.

My question is, how do they not give us names? I can understand the 17 year old since she’s a minor, but the rest of them are adults. And if a pack of 18 and 19 year olds is playing free Willy in shark infested waters, then I wanna know their names. It’s all public information so why are the cops trying to protect these bonerific coeds?

Seriously though, what kind of lowlifes do something like this? You wanna ride the bony express at the beach? Cool. You’re not the first. But do it at night like everyone does at Hampton. I would imagine that the only kind of girl that would consent to having sex in the water in front of children and families at 1 PM is the kind of chick whose soursnatch surprise smells like low tide.

And I’ve never done the deed in the ocean so I can’t really comment on it. But, I dunno. Seems like more of a freshwater thing. I can understand a pool or maybe even a lake with a natural spring. But the ocean? You can’t let that much salt water up in your poonstachio and not expect an infection. The last thing you need is a family of krill to make a nest up in your junkbox. Plus, there’s crazy shit in the ocean. Nothing screams “I need Cialis” quite like getting stung by a jellyfish midthrust.

Anyway, someone’s gotta know who they are. If you do, please message their names to us on Facebook. All sources will remain anonymous.

 

 

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14 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    July 6, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    They are lucky they weren’t charged with either lewd and lascivious behavior, open and gross lewdness or both. If so they’d have to register as sex offenders. A disorderly conduct charge is a slap on the wrist and they are all very lucky they just got that.

  • Cuck Norris
    July 5, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Twat’s with the sudden sad attempts at a sort of moral outrage that keep bubbling up in this Hooked on Phonics megaphone for news filtered through the perspective of a still breathing Terri Schiavo?

    It ain’t good for yer brand, yo. SAD!

  • WHATEVUH
    July 5, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Remember when the Cape used to be a nice place to go?

  • wabbitt
    July 5, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    I’ve heard of sex on the beach, but this is a little too literal.

    • I'm a Ginger
      September 3, 2017 at 6:12 pm

      I have Sex on the Beach often, mine comes in a glass with a straw

  • Borat
    July 5, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    Oh yeah! High Five!

    Sexy Time in the US of A!!! yayyy yayyy yaayy.

    Big American breasts make sexy time.. I love this country!

    Where is the diane williams with the bum pictures???

  • No PC BS
    July 5, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    Just as I suspected, they are black.

    • Boogie
      July 5, 2017 at 6:46 pm

      Ah! It all makes sense now.

    • JG3
      July 6, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      They are actually all white

  • Carlos Danger
    July 5, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    I need to see more video

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 5, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Yet another reason not to go to the Cape.

    • Ryan
      July 5, 2017 at 6:44 pm

      I was thinking the exact opposite.

  • Make America great again
    July 5, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Aaa..Old Wharf Road, Dennisport , aka..Snatch Ally in the late seventies….oh what memories

    • Cape Hater
      July 6, 2017 at 5:21 am

      I grew up on the Cape and loved it but it’s gotten awful.
      It went from a quiet classy place to vacation to the next Spring Break Miami/
      Typical Trashy Hampton Beach. The beaches are overrun with loud mouth
      drunks and junkies. I miss when old retired people ruled the Cape.

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