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Diane Kelly Is Completely Unhinged, Shitting On Lesbians, Body Shaming, And Defending Herself Using An Alias That’s Obviously Her

 

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What better way to start your day off than by gawking at a complete social media meltdown of a Turtleboy icon? Get your popcorn ready for this one turtle riders.

Earlier in the week I blogged about the return of everyone’s favorite drunk Facebook posting business owner, Diane Kelly, after PURR Cat Cafe officially closed its doors because they didn’t pay their rent.

Well, if you thought business owning Diane Kelly was entertaining, wait until you see “ran out of fucks to give because my ass got evicted” Diane Kelly.

Support the cats? But WE HAVE NO CATS KATHLEEN!!!

And I’m honestly insulted that she blamed Fox 25 News but not us! I put my heart and soul into those blogs and published a month before Fox 25 News pretended like they were the first ones to report on it. I will not die before I get Diane to acknowledge our existence and possibly come on the live show.

Seems like no one ever comes out to support Diane though. That is until “Tina Marie” showed up.

According to Tina, Diane closed down the PURR Cat Cafe because she was making TOO much money.

Don’t you hate when you’re running a profitable business and you have to shut it down because you run out of places to store your cash? It’s the worst.

But the thing is, Tina kind of sounded like someone we all knew.

Didn’t take long until people figured it out.

“My life is not a soap opera.”

You gave yourself away there Diane. Rule #1 of fake Facebook accounts – use the right pronouns. You were supposed to say, “her life is not a soap opera.”

She’s right though – soap operas are fake and unrealistic. Diane’s life is such fantastic theater because it’s so, so real.

And if you thought drunk Diane was mad, wait until you see the kind of things Tina Marie says after hitting the box wine.

“Typical lesbian trying to have an opinion.”

I need that on a t-shirt. Curse you damn lezzies and your opinions!

Laura got her really fired up!

Then commenced the body shaming.

Followed by the teeth and fake name shaming (while using a fake name).

Followed by the…..I don’t know what exactly she’s shaming here.

Facebook just got so much better now that she’s back and she no longer has a reason to try to come across as anything but the crazy bitch that she is.

We have no fucks to give Kathleen!!

P.S. Come on the live show.

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Jay
    November 1, 2019 at 8:06 am

    Oh please you hypocrites your shitty website shits on lesbian much of the time. Now, you’re being all sanctimonious and doxing people, please!

    • Kiki Xi
      November 2, 2019 at 8:56 pm

      @Jay,

      No, Turtle-Boy did NOT DOX!
      This Lunatic Lying Crazy Cat-Lady put her OWN pics & nonsense online for the world to see. If she didn’t want anyone to know about her crazy stoooopid life she shouldn’t have put it online.
      Or she should have made her social media private. Or she should have been anonymous
      then none of us would know what a Creeper, Liar, & Hypocrite she truly is.

      Simple!

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 1, 2019 at 2:17 am

    Huffing litter box dust can lead to the uptake of a brain parasite with the savage nom de plume of Tina, wriggling its way into convoluted and furrowed grooves, burrowing deeper into pudding thoughts of “meow”.

  • Cara Lebeau
    October 31, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Lmao it’s so easy to troll her on Facebook she fell for it hook line and sinker

  • Cyril Figgus - ISIS Comptroller
    October 31, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Goddamn, that is one crazy bitch.

  • derek.eagles33
    October 31, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    SSTG if Diane ever agrees to come on the Live Show you have to be on that one. We’ll get Unc to get you a voice modulator or something we promise! lol

  • Natasha
    October 31, 2019 at 11:56 am

    “How about you get a real name” YOU TOLD HIM

  • Y
    October 31, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Has anyone seen the premium/exclusive content for Patreon subscribers?

  • Lee Ho
    October 31, 2019 at 10:58 am

    Pussy power gone wild. Purrrrrrrrrfect.

    I like slanted pussy.

  • Russmo
    October 31, 2019 at 10:48 am

    TB
    Move on you’ve beaten this to death
    Nobody gives a fuck about this douchebag

    • Nobody
      October 31, 2019 at 10:59 am

      You’re absolutely right; I do give a fuck.

  • 1
    October 31, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Catpiss crimes are rising. Catshit is like a crackerjack prize to these winnas.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 31, 2019 at 10:38 am

    A bytchefight between women. Imagine the aura of cat piss stench around these crazy cat ladies. A boxed wine summit is in order.
    Meow Meow
    Not so much on the purr

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