What better way to start your day off than by gawking at a complete social media meltdown of a Turtleboy icon? Get your popcorn ready for this one turtle riders.
Earlier in the week I blogged about the return of everyone’s favorite drunk Facebook posting business owner, Diane Kelly, after PURR Cat Cafe officially closed its doors because they didn’t pay their rent.
Well, if you thought business owning Diane Kelly was entertaining, wait until you see “ran out of fucks to give because my ass got evicted” Diane Kelly.
Support the cats? But WE HAVE NO CATS KATHLEEN!!!
And I’m honestly insulted that she blamed Fox 25 News but not us! I put my heart and soul into those blogs and published a month before Fox 25 News pretended like they were the first ones to report on it. I will not die before I get Diane to acknowledge our existence and possibly come on the live show.
Seems like no one ever comes out to support Diane though. That is until “Tina Marie” showed up.
According to Tina, Diane closed down the PURR Cat Cafe because she was making TOO much money.
Don’t you hate when you’re running a profitable business and you have to shut it down because you run out of places to store your cash? It’s the worst.
But the thing is, Tina kind of sounded like someone we all knew.
Didn’t take long until people figured it out.
“My life is not a soap opera.”
You gave yourself away there Diane. Rule #1 of fake Facebook accounts – use the right pronouns. You were supposed to say, “her life is not a soap opera.”
She’s right though – soap operas are fake and unrealistic. Diane’s life is such fantastic theater because it’s so, so real.
And if you thought drunk Diane was mad, wait until you see the kind of things Tina Marie says after hitting the box wine.
“Typical lesbian trying to have an opinion.”
I need that on a t-shirt. Curse you damn lezzies and your opinions!
Laura got her really fired up!
Then commenced the body shaming.
Followed by the teeth and fake name shaming (while using a fake name).
Followed by the…..I don’t know what exactly she’s shaming here.
Facebook just got so much better now that she’s back and she no longer has a reason to try to come across as anything but the crazy bitch that she is.
We have no fucks to give Kathleen!!
P.S. Come on the live show.
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