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Meanwhile in Springfield…..
And in case Facebook takes it down….
That is one dignified, disciplined, and dare I say sexy black man right there:
Buckingham Palace needs to hire that guy. It’s not easy to keep your composure like that when you’ve got a Devil’s Mood Cake getting up in your grill while shouting, “You was ignorant!! Acting like a fucking n word!!!”
Honey, you’re the one shouting at him in your Newport dialect of the English language. Meanwhile he’s standing there refusing to be aggressive back to you. If that’s what “acting like a n word” is, then I don’t wanna know what you’re acting like. But it’s probably a racial slur so offensive they won’t say it in rap music.
And if you think that guy got it bad, imagine what she says to her dietician. Just get back in your 98 Camry you ratchet eclair. Da fuq you care what he did to your car anyway? You know damn well your car ain’t registered.
She had backup too. And of course it’s the middle of the day and this swamp donkey is walking around downtown in her pajamas, with her fupa farm on full display….
Meanwhile this chick’s dressed up like she’s going to Planet Fitness….
These people buy gym ware and then they only end up wearing them to Chick Fil-A. The most exercise she’s gotten in the last 10 years was a C-section.
Turns out there was more to this story, and the guy in the video showed up in the comments…
Oh snap, he’s black Jesus. And he’s here to fix your credit. Too bad skankzilla probably burned that bridge, because you know damn well her credit score is lower than her BMI.
Shockingly it turns out this was her fault. In the process of nearly running him over while on the way to grab her SSI check, she made contact with his Umbrella, which obviously was his fault and necessitated that verbal beatdown.
Meanwhile she got tagged in it too:
Oh yea, we have a match:
And from the looks of her Facebook page she’s the mother of three raw dog trophies.
As you can see from her attire….
She’s either a CNA or dressing like one for the holidays. Either way, black Jesus got her “all the way fucked up,” and she don’t play. Meanwhile he’ll be praying for her and making a shitload of money, because if you’re into fixing people’s credit, Springfield is a gold mine.