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Donald Trump Buying JebBush.com After Jeb Forgot To Renew It Is The Most Jeb Bush Thing That Has Ever Happened

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As you know, Turtleboy could watch Donald Trump and Jeb Bush argue all day long. It’s almost not fair how much Trump own’s Jeb’s brain. The saddest part is that Jeb thinks he’s winning. He makes these God awful commercials where he says stuff like, “I stood up to the bully,” or “America needs a serious President. And I’m serious!!” It’s almost if he has no idea how much everyone dislikes him. I mean, when he had to ask his audience to clap for him a week ago, it was almost the saddest thing I’ve ever seen, ever:

Even Bottlerocket Vine’d it:

Love the sweater. So Jeb it hurts. But seriously, why does Jeb keep trying to use the word “tough” to describe himself? There’s nothing tough about an old guy in a sweater. He looks like the President of the gardening club. Trump gets this:

Anyway, in what is perhaps the greatest power move in the history of politics, Trump has apparently purchased the domain Jebbush.com after it was not renewed.

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I swear to God. Type in Jebbush.com and this happens:

Turtleboysports.com has somehow managed to maintain it’s domain name for a few years now. Yet Jeb Bush can’t. Guess which one of us is trying to be President of the most powerful country on earth!!

This is such a Jeb move. I feel like he’s all in on your grandparents. He’s just banking on the hope that young people will show up and scream about a wall at a Trump rally, but they won’t show up and vote. That’s gotta be what his game plan is. Because the man is spending sooooo much money on TV commercials and ignoring his internet presence. You know who watches commercials? Old people who don’t know how to work the DVR.

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I understand Trump stands for some pretty controversial shit, but how can you not appreciate what this guy has done for politics? He made politics great again. Politics has sucked ever since the Turtle came out of the egg and ran to the water for freedom. Not that it’s not important, but it’s just terribly boring at times. But with Trump (and Jeb) it’s never, ever boring.

Have you seen the last couple of debates? The man has literally declared war on the audience. Never in the history of politics has a candidate been booed throughout an entire PRIMARY debate. And somehow it only seems to make him stronger because he makes these claims that Jeb gave all the tickets to his RNC donor friends. Then he yells at the audience and tweets stuff like this:

It’s the perfect marketing strategy and it’s never been done before. Only Trump could make you believe that a multi-billionaire is the little guy going against the machine. I mean, normally the front runner at least has the support of the blowhards in his own party like Glenn Beck. But these people like Beck keep turning on Trump and all he does is roast them some more:

Fantastic.

Turtleboy really doesn’t think it matters that much who the President is. All we want is entertainment and someone who isn’t annoying. And by far the most annoying of the serious candidates are Hillary and Ted Cruz. Can’t stand the sound or sight of either of them. I wouldn’t even consider watching a debate between those two because my shell would explode. That’s why Turtleboy doesn’t fear a Trump nomination like so many others. Because honestly, it doesn’t really matter who the President so we might as well have a good time in the process. And honestly, we’re starting to think Trump might actually be good at being President. Who knows? All I know is that he has reduced a Bush to absolutely nothing, which is something no country on earth has been able to do before.

 

 

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12 Comment(s)
  • Fatfinger Lou
    February 17, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    This election is dog shit on burned toast.

    Whoever wins gets to take a bite at the congratulatory breakfast table.

    Bon appetit!

  • BobnMic
    February 17, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    It is truly amazing what support Trump has even after this last debate when he got booed. I thought for sure his popularity would decline after that. As it turned out I could not have been any more wrong. His popularity soared. He is kicking the crap out of the remaining candidates.

    So this is what people want now for President – a Pit Bull? Based on the recent past I can’t say I totally disagree with that but is it the right way to go in today’s world? I’m not sure about that but what alternatives do we have?

    Mayor Bloomberg from NYC jumping in as an independent would make things interesting. Still a very long way from now to next November.

    • QQ
      February 17, 2016 at 4:28 pm

      You feel that way because you listen to emotions instead of what the candidates are actually saying.

      • BobnMic
        February 18, 2016 at 1:08 am

        Ya ok that makes a ton of sense. Nice job with that.

  • Wormtown Refugee
    February 17, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    Fake “Trump” Twitter account and false story.

    The juvenility and stupidity of America continues its depressing, downward spiral.

    Non story. A-hole candidate.

    • juror seven
      February 17, 2016 at 5:16 pm

      Are you referring to Jeb Bush as the A-hole candidate?

  • Jake from State Farm
    February 17, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    Real Presidential, huh …… you think that stunt by Trump will impress people? Or will it turn off people.? I think it’s beneath someone running for the highest position in the free world. Childish really. That’s my opinion, I don’t care if you vote for him. Mark my words, Trump as the repub candidate will hand the Presidency over to Hilliary. Get you pen and mark my words.

    • Vlad_VT
      February 17, 2016 at 1:57 pm

      #Feelthebern, you shill.

    • QQ
      February 17, 2016 at 2:18 pm

      So far polls show otherwise. Your feelings don’t matter.

      • Jake from State Farm
        February 18, 2016 at 10:17 am

        I realize that. Nor does yours.

        It’s funny, if you or a loved one was treated condescendingly by Trump simply because you had differing opinions …… you’d have to be upset, right?. If Trump mocked you, made faces at you, called you stupid, called you a loser ……. simply because of opposing views, then you’d be upset … wouldn’t you????

        C’mon …. that is not presidential. Quite honestly I would not accept my children acting the way Trump does. And quite frankly I wouldn’t hang out with people that are rude like Trump.

        But most importantly I don’t feel Trump is that smart, nor has the temperment to be our leader. And for the record – Hilliary either.

  • Cmonnn
    February 17, 2016 at 12:04 pm

    Rookie move, TB…act like you’ve done this before

  • Savvy
    February 17, 2016 at 10:38 am

    It’s actually been like this for months. That first tweet isn’t even Trump’s real twitter.

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