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Dope Donkey Asks Facebook Group Members To Loan Her 25 Percocets Because She Sold Her Supply, Her Doctor Wants To Count Them, And She Doesn’t Want To Get Blacklisted By Pharmacies

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There’s a private Facebook page called Crooked Pharmacists that you cannot see unless you’re invited into by another member. It’s mostly just people sharing inappropriate memes privately that would get them reported or suspended from Facebook if they shared it publicly and the wrong butthurt saw it. They also occasionally ask others if they can buy pot, and once in a while you get something like this……

Just to review, homegirl was prescribed a bunch of percs from a surgery, but she doesn’t take them all so “you all can guess what I do with the remaining.” Translation – she sold dem shits. Now she’s basically being prescription pill audited by her doctor who wants to count the number of pills she has left to make sure it aligns with the daily dosage (probably because he knows EXACTLY who he or she has for a patient). If this oxyrotten skag knew the doctor was gonna do this she would’ve waited until the end of the month to sell the percs, but she’s in a real jam now. So basically what she needs from the group is for someone to give her 25 percocets (because that’s how many she sold) so she can have the doctor count them and make sure she’s not selling her pills, which she is. She would prefer if someone would let her “borrow” the percs, just to fool the doctor, and then she will return them. However, she is also willing to pay if necessary, or she could offer you marijuana in exchange for the pills. Completely up to you.

This group, which has members openly trafficking prescription drugs during an opiate epidemic, can stay up, but Turtleboy gets taken down. Makes sense.

She’d go and get the percs that she sold, but obviously the person she sold them to is a crack feen so that’s not an option.

Looks like she found another dope donkey to lend her 10, so by my count she just needs 15. Anyone got 15 percs you wanna mail to Colorado Springs? She promises she’ll mail you them right back and she won’t take them or sell them to another soccer Mom. Because this woman is prancing around town with the minivan and crotchfruits and passing as a non-ratchet member of society. Check out her Facebook page. It’s all pics of kid’s recitals, proms, halloweens, and Christmas lights. Meanwhile…..

What suburban house mother can survive a snowstorm without a bucket of OC’s from strangers on Facebook? It is her birthday after all.

Don’t try to nickel and dime her with vicodins either – she’s well aware of current market rates.

This one was my personal favorite….

“I’ve decided I’m gonna try to NOT be a pill poppin zanny goblin. Anyone got some valium to help me out with my newfound sobriety?”

I figured a slugpump like this would have a plethora of Google trophies, but sadly she does not. However, she does have a good one from 2011, which might be more ratchet than 5 crack possession Google trophies combined.

A 24-year-old woman was arrested Friday morning in connection with the second theft of a Black Forest woman’s cremated remains. Nicole Y. Mobley was taken into custody just after 9 a.m. by El Paso County sheriff’s deputies at a residence near Witches Hollow Lane in southern Colorado Springs, according to sheriff’s office spokeswoman Lt. Lari Sevene.

So I guess she can also pay you in ashes.

This story is from Colorado, and is yet another example of why we need Turtleboy bloggers everywhere. Because ratchetry is not contained to New England.

Anyway, if you have some left over percs and wanna help this woman fool her doctor so she doesn’t get blacklisted by local pharmacies, hit her up on Facebook. She’s probably got some good pot she can give you.

31 Comment(s)
  • C’mon
    December 28, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    Okay, we get it the girl at the end is not you. That doesn’t negate the main reason for the blog being you trying to scam your doctor. You are out of your mind delusional if you think anyone would believe an ex husband would post about needing pills on Facebook for 3+ years lol Wouldn’t you just change your password instead of letting him post years worth of drug seeking? Seriously get help. I know plenty of addicts that give a laundry list of things wrong with them to justify their addictions, you’re no different. Get clean. Not “I’m getting off pills and need other pills to do it” clean either.

  • The vorlon
    December 28, 2018 at 5:51 am

    I love being pegged.

  • C’mon
    December 27, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    Wow. The “I’ve been hacked” excuse lol This hacking must have started in 2015 or so right? That’s how long you’ve been pill shopping on facebook, plus your husband needing suboxen… no you’re not drug addicts at all. *eye roll* This is the worst case of denial I’ve seen in a long time.

    • You know
      December 28, 2018 at 4:58 am

      Actually the divorce happened in 2004 that’s when it started. Maybe you all should get lives of your own and stay out of other peoples. The fact that I had enough proof for a warrant to be issued on him means I also have enought evidence for a lawsuit…against all of you. If I could post a picture on this retarded website I could show you the proof, not that i need to not one of you means anything to me. So please continue with your comments it gives me reading material. Have a wonderful night

      • Lol
        December 28, 2018 at 5:07 am

        Correction, typo. Divorce was 2014 not 2004. Just so dumb people dont try to twist that into some kind of story about me being divorced so young or something stupid.

      • DUS don't mean nuttin , apparently
        December 28, 2018 at 3:02 pm

        “Maybe you all should get lives of your own and stay out of other peoples. ”

        Maybe you should stop pill shopping on social media.

        And if you were “hacked,” then maybe use your real account to publicly retract the pill offers on those sites…you know, clear your name?

  • The one
    December 27, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    Alright you dumb fucks, have you ever heard of a page being hacked? My ex husband called yesterday and I told him I couldn’t answer I was at my doctors doing my pill count at 7 in the fucking morning way before this post. So he decided to post that bullshit. None of you will believe me but I could give 2 fucks what any of you think. Yall obviously have no life so have to sit here and judge other people and their lives. I have a police report to prove it and he has a warrant. Funny thing when someone post on social media an ip address is attached and this post came from the same state my ex lives in which is hours away from my state. So know your facts. Also the nicole Mobley at the bottom with the burglary charges isnt even me we dont even look the same and I’m 32 so do the math. And I did lose a bunch of weight because I just had gastric sleeve surgery. Also in the last 5 years I’ve had a hysterectomy, my gallbladder removed, laparoscopic surgeries for my pcos and my endometriosis. I have scoliosis, diabetes, sleep apnea and that’s not even half of it. The police and a lawyer said this site can post real shit and get away with it but because they now have evidence it wasnt me and they posted about some nicole Mobley that isnt me I can sue. So turtle dick good luck maybe know your facts before posting shit. I am drug tested and have my pills counted every month because i see a pain specialist so its required for all patients and my doctor test the levels in my system randomly every month. So good luck and say what you want. It’s just reading material for me. I have more proof then you even know that it wasnt me.

    • Lou Sinachez
      December 27, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      Have you ever heard of that long river in Africa? What’s its name again?

      Do yourself a massive favor and change the direction your life is currently heading, immediately. You’re still young enough to turn it around — starting tomorrow, end communication forever with everybody with the following attributes:

      Police record for anything violent or sleazy
      Freak show tattoos, especially those on the neck, face, or hands
      Drug addict or booze bag
      High School dropouts
      No visible source of income earned by actually contributing to society

      You too can be a functioning member of the civilized world, you just need to ditch the deadbeats and stop acting like one yourself. It’s not rocket science, for Christ’s sake…

    • suckitup buttercup
      December 27, 2018 at 10:03 pm

      “Alright you dumb fucks, have you ever heard of a page being hacked? ”

      Yep, it comes up here ALL of the time.

      Girl, try church, read the Bible…stop trying to fill every tiny pain and inconvenience in life with pills.

    • Fax Machine
      December 28, 2018 at 9:35 am

      Check your fax. One hunnit.

  • Lala
    December 27, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    I’m not a drug addict or a pain patient but I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as 10 mg Vicodin.

    • DJ
      December 28, 2018 at 7:31 pm

      La La Vicodin does in fact cone in a 10 mg form. They prescribe 5, 7.5, 10, 15 etc.. Pretty normal prescription as well. Nevertheless, stay away from all that crap unless absolute necessary.

  • Ziggy
    December 27, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    She just closed her facebook acct.

  • Hope they arrest her
    December 27, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    I PM’d the article to Colorado Springs Police. She is nothing more than a filthy drug dealer and user.

    • Nadia Yenraek
      Nadia Yenraek
      December 27, 2018 at 2:13 pm

      Thank you for your service to the rat patrol. Good luck with them stitches.

      • HH
        Fuck You
        December 27, 2018 at 4:52 pm

        People like her are the reason why people who actually need pain meds have a hard time getting them. So fuck off.

      • FYUCUNT
        December 27, 2018 at 6:31 pm

        Nadia…. I just suspect she sold those drugs to someone weaker than herself who probably abused them. DO NOT FUCKING THREATEN ME CUNT!

      • Some ppl need it
        December 27, 2018 at 6:34 pm


        I have fused bones and cancer and I cannot get good pain killers. Asprin in worcester.

      • Dirty Deads
        December 27, 2018 at 6:40 pm


        Please give me a way to contact you to help your cause.

      • msheadkracker
        She admits to being a user, so wtf
        December 31, 2018 at 12:46 am

        Christ, i figured this ISIS cunt was long gone by now, i take a couple weeks and shes still here complaining about everyones comments. What a whiny bitch, dont you have anything better to do you terrorist? 

  • Jimmy Booms
    December 27, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    It’s true, that it’s fucking ridiculous that Facebook allows that page to exist but takes Turtle Boy down. That is stupid.
    But besides that, I don’t care what is going on in fucking Colorado.

    I just started reading the book and will give my fair analysis later.

  • Head Hopper
    December 27, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Congratulations, you just turned an easy side hustle into being Deago’s reliable customer.

  • z
    December 27, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    I’m going to believe her on the back surgery. She’s asking among her kind.
    There’s no reason to make a sob story when you are reaching out to the same types of people as you.

    They want the pills because they want the pills, I doubt the seller gives a fuck why. As if, when she
    dumps pills she only sells them to people with a sob story.

    But, she’s the one that fucked herself over now that she really needs the medication.
    Good luck with that back surgery if you get on the shit list!

    • suckitup buttercup
      December 27, 2018 at 10:07 pm

      “There’s no reason to make a sob story when you are reaching out to the same types of people as you.”

      Nope, I disagree, Addicts and hustlers lie about everything. Between being addled and scheming, they know no other way.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 27, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    Never trust the tittoo.

    • JimmyBooms
      December 27, 2018 at 1:25 pm

      The most accurate comment in Turtleboy history. You never trust a female with a Titoo, that’s just science.

    • warpedhead
      December 27, 2018 at 1:26 pm

      That’s bullshit, not one mention of past surgery or any up coming surgery on her FB page…

      From Oct 14th……”I’m so bummed..I’ve hit a plateau for the last like 3 or 4 weeks. Almost 70 pounds down and down 4 pant sizes but I’m worried I’m not going to lose anymore 🙁 I want to lose another 26 pounds at least. I need workout buddies anyone up for it?”

      Sep 30th…..”Got stung by a wasp and I was not happy about it. But about to go on a family hike so it’s all ok lol”

      But of course she has them because of recent major surgery……

      • DUS don't mean nuttin , apparently
        December 27, 2018 at 10:13 pm

        “”Got stung by a wasp and I was not happy about it”

        Well there you go…a wasp sting and being unhappy about it…I mean, isn’t that what Oxycontin and Percosets are for? Maybe throw some Xanax in too, in case she sees another wasp in the future and feels anxious about it.

        And another thing, since when (and in particular, during an “opioid crisis”) do doctors prescribe pain meds BEFORE a surgery?

        • Guess who
          December 28, 2018 at 5:04 am

          You guys really need better material.. a wasp sting really? That’s all you can go off of? I just had major surgery you idiots. And have another one coming up. But you want to talk shit cause I got stung by a wasp? I mean come on you dont have anything else to talk shit about? Lame. And still no comment about the fact that the girl in the picture about robbing some guys ashes isnt even me. Do any of you have eyes? We dont even look alike.. oh wait I forgot there is no way anyone in the same state can have the same exact name as me, it must be impossible. And everyone who stalked my Facebook page should have been able to see how old I am. The years and ages of that post dont even add up.

          • DUS don't mean nuttin , apparently
            December 28, 2018 at 3:00 pm

            You don’t get sarcasm, and I hope you don’t get Percocets.

            Typical pill user – focusing on a bunch of other issues…do you not get that you are apparently pill shopping on FB? Do you no get it that that should NOT be normal? And, that it is illegal?

            Do you not get it that doctors don’t prescribe pain drugs PRIOR to surgery, or that most pillheads “need” pills for some minor crap that could be solved with OTC drugs, exercise…or time? Nope, pillpoppers want any and all pain (as in the joke about wasp stings) GONE and also, they want a high on top of that.

            BTW – Tell me you didn’t pop some pill (other than a Benadryl) for that wasp sting, AND that you didn’t rush to some therapist about the anxiety.

            Oh want something else to talk about – why are you getting overprescribed pain pills? As in…had too many, decided to re-home them, and oops, now you need more. Seriously, get it together before you further ruin people’s lives.

          • cream pie donor
            December 28, 2018 at 9:05 pm

            So you can’t have any more babies….wanna fuck?

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