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Dorchester Douche Dumplings Ride Stolen Bikes Through I-93 Traffic Into Police Blockade, 1 Gets Shot, 7 Arrested, Free Muh Boi Ensues On Facebook

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Years ago a bunch of Worcester junior hoodboogers started riding around on bikes in the middle of traffic, doing wheelies, and even driving directly into oncoming cars. And we were all supposed to stand up and applaud this because “they’re not selling drugs.” Because that’s what we do know – we give people accolades for not selling drugs. As if the only alternative to selling heroin is being a public menace on a bike.

Well this movement is called “Bike Life” and it’s really caught on. This weekend in Boston a bunch of deep fried Dorchester douche dumplings thought it would be wise to ride through the streets of Boston 30 deep, weaving in and out of traffic, before causing chaos on the highway. This went on for a while until the police blockaded them on I-93, forcing them to scurry like rats quicker then you can say section 8. The video is awesome:

And somehow one guy got shot in the foot by a statie – an unnamed 28 year old man from Randolph. Do you understand how much of a loser you have to be in order to be 28 years old and still doing shit like this? I figured they were a bunch of 15 year olds. Turns out it’s a bunch of grown ass able bodied men. Sad.

I don’t know why they haven’t released the names of the 7 who were arrested, and we’ve looked everywhere. But if you know who they are please feel free to send us their names because I’m sure we could have a field day with these jackwagons.

Anyways, I figured this was something we all could universally agree was bad. But as usual we underestimated the critical thinking skills of your average urban grundle nugget. For instance, this guy claims that he was one of the law abiding cockroaches on the highway, but according to this video he took down (after we commented on it) the bike life folks are “trying to be on a positive path!! #GunsDown #WheelUp”:

Because as stated above, the only options you have while growing up in Dorchester are killing people and doing wheelies on the highway. He makes a lot of good points in the video though, such as……

“these n words (the cops) try to do some crazy shit to us last night.”

Because the cops were the crazy ones for enforcing the law. Not the bikers trying to kill people on the highway.

He also says that they’ll be right out there tomorrow doing the same thing. Which is great, because the quicker these maggots become concrete pancakes the better off society will be.

How will the world ever survive without Soleil and his vast contributions to society?

Soleil evidently is the CEO of a painting company, and he wisely posts the homes of clients on his Facebook page:

Yea, this is definitely the kind of guy I’d want in my home unsupervised.


This might be the smartest thing anyone’s ever written on the Internet:

Oh yea, the state police used “the illusion of unlimited power” to make them scramble like the Spice Channel. It’s not like state cops have any “real” power. It’s all just a illusion.

This guy sounds like he was there too:

They took almost 10 bikes? Ummmm…pretty sure you and your fantastic friends left them there. Ya know, because they’re stolen. But yea, tell me more about how victimized you are because “all you wanna do is ride.” Now that they have records how are winners like this gonna get into Harvard Law School?

Others pointed out how this was just the cops trying to stop these little crotch nectars from “doing something positive.”

Some people make a positive contribution to society by feeding the homeless. Others ride stolen bikes into state police blockades.

Ain’t the cops got nothing better to do?

Yea, it’s not like there were 30 of them causing an immediate danger to the public or anything like that.

This was wise to post:

If you ever feel the need to ask a question like this on a public forum, and then answer your own question with “PROBABLY laughing emoji thumbs up,” then you might as well get the word “failure” tattooed on your forehead. Because you have completely failed as a parent.

Marco Chollo here thinks the cops were acting like Nazis:

It’s true Marco, you’re the real victim here. Somehow this winner is in the Roofer’s Union:

I’m sure they’re happy that this upstanding pillar of law and order is representing them as such.

Then there was this:

Good point Jesse. This was way better than playing video games. Suicide missions, endangering the public, running away from state cops – those are all better alternatives than NBA Live. And that poor 28 year old teenager who got shot was just doing something “stupid” that’s part of any normal boy’s transformative years.

According to other’s this is society’s fault?

Because it’s our job to make sure they have a place to ride their bikes. Oh wait, those places already exist and they’re doing this on the highway because hoodboogers gonna hoodbooger.

God damn fuzz!!

Your parents named you Walter. You are the definition of unloved.

And finally there was Antoine Friday:

Another strong point Antoine. This is the only thing that brings different nationalities together. As long as they’re “having fun” that’s the only thing that matters. Its our job as a society to make sure a bunch of grown ass ghetto poons are enjoying themselves on taxpayer funded highways, so long as it’s a multicultural event.


33 Comment(s)
  • Jersey Barrier
    February 27, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    Video was awe-some!
    This was big in NYC years ago. Now Boston and Worcester got them.

  • whatevuh
    February 27, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Can you use a EBT card at the gas station to fill up an ATV, asking for a friend

  • Lily White
    February 26, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    Ha ha ha…they look like the roaches scrambling when the Orkin guy appears.

    Seriously though….I didn’t know you could buy motorbikes with EBT. LOL

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    February 26, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    They should be thankful I wasn’t on that road with my jeep, I would have squashed a few and helped out the cops, road kill

  • whatevuh
    February 26, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Just another example of a bunch of savages, low life niggers and spicks, most likely all on welfare, and we’re supposed to love and respect them LMAO

    Kiss my Lilly White Ass . . . . go to jail muthafucka’s

  • bird
    February 26, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    Too bad that the police didn’t shoot more of these cum stains.

  • TricycleLife
    February 26, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    Where Was Boston Police? Or even stop strips?

    BPD should have been at street level at on/off ramps scooping up the ones who got away on foot or bikes from MSP. Instead, BPD was impotent all day long against the pickle party.

  • BlameYoDaddy
    February 26, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    Everyone’s complained about Bikers driving like asshole for decades. Why should illegally acquired, uninsured vehicles be an exception?

  • Jack Mehoff
    February 26, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    HoodBoogers is being to kind to these illiterate pieces of shit. I bet a large percentage of them have EBT cards or are on SSI for some bullshit reason like so many other life pieces of shit. Those of us that work for a living are chumps. We should all be calling our politicians and demanding welfare and SSI reform. Maybe these scumbags and there useless families will have to get jobs or maybe even return to the shithole countries that they came from.

  • Richard N. Vulva Esquire
    February 26, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    Note to state police:
    1. Where were the AR-15s?
    2. Next time set up the roadblock on an overpass.

    • Maggie the Cat
      February 26, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      That’s brilliant! Set up the roadblocks on an overpass and see if they try to “jump” to another lane. I’d pay to see that.

  • Emma
    February 26, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    I called 911 around 3PM to report about 30 off road vehicles gassing up at SouthBay shopping center. The bikers were doing wheelies, playing chicken with cars and blocking people in the lot. The dispatcher send he’d send a patrol vehicle, I came out of the store 15 minutes later, no cops. Thanks for nothing BPD! They could have stopped this over an hour before the horror show started!

    • Brian Albrecht
      February 26, 2018 at 3:15 pm

      wow youre an old bitch huh? FUCK OFF let the g’s ride!

  • Rhubarb
    February 26, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    A sense about 50 claims of PTSD disability claims on the way. …it’s for the children!

  • Vermin
    February 26, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    Low-Life punks who have nothing going for them.

  • Gzuz
    February 26, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    Build the wall!

  • Alex reimer
    February 26, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    Hey, I got away with it!



  • Joe Shmidlap
    February 26, 2018 at 11:48 am

    The kids riding their bikes in Worcester and fucking up traffic has already begun. Should make for an interesting summer..:just run 1 over…make him have a breathing tube for the rest of his life…

  • Bob Saccamento
    February 26, 2018 at 11:34 am

    I know one thing for sure about that group, not one of them ever presses 1 for English. I pray the next time they do this there’s a large dump truck in the area to make some pavement pizza. 

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 26, 2018 at 10:51 am

    This was not just a crime, it was a form of terrorism. These riders weren’t there just to have fun; they were there to tell society that riders can do whatever they want and not be punished. If their actions prevented an ambulance from getting to a hospital and saving a they could have been charged with a major crime.

    Here are my suggestions: if ownership of the bikes can be established, bring the owners to court (even if they claim they weren’t riding). Fingerprint the owners and compare to other prints that may be on file for other crimes. Follow the trail and make the appropriate arrests. I know the cops are busy and the FBI is busy with other things, but if the cops can scare one of these idiots into giving up the names of some other riders, that could make a difference.

    Once the authorities have enough information then it will be possible to absolutely ruin the lives of everyone involved, including the parents of these riders. I personally would volunteer to go through all the possible records pertaining to this type of behavior in order to determine things like sources of income, citizenship status, unpaid child support, etc. I would absolutely love to do that!

    Finally, some advice to the cops: Don’t shoot them in the chest. Aim for the hands, because without their hands they can’t ride! If you aim for the hands and accidentally hit them in the heart, that’s okay.

    • Finn
      February 26, 2018 at 11:34 am

      Bravo Maggie-the-cat! Agreed. This especially rang true : “These riders weren’t there just to have fun; they were there to tell society that riders can do whatever they want and not be punished.”. 100% on the money. Thugs trying to take over the streets in the guise of “having fun”. Fuck them.

      • Maggie the Cat
        February 26, 2018 at 12:19 pm

        Thanks, Finn.

      • Pam
        February 26, 2018 at 1:43 pm

        Nothing changes, two for one.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Scooters Are For Euro Trash Poseurs
        February 26, 2018 at 7:57 pm

        I heard Finn was the one videoing on the little girl, pussy Vespa. I guess the D.O.N.E. meetups weren’t enough of a sausage fest for you, huh?

  • Jeanna Obrzut
    February 26, 2018 at 10:48 am

    “Stand the duck up” autocorrect at its best. I’m dead lmao

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 26, 2018 at 10:47 am

    That video was hilarious! It looked like a bunch of cockroaches and rats scurrying for cover.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    February 26, 2018 at 10:41 am

    After reading the comments from some of the bikers and their supporters, it appears that our society has devolved into the lawless, post-apocalyptic dystopia George Miller only imagined in the “Mad Max” movie franchise. The commenters have no moral compass, no sense of right and wrong, and blame the police for trying to stop them. We are truly fucked. I’m one of the biggest critics of the corruption at the command level of the MSP, but I’m grateful to the rank and file troopers who are out there doing their jobs and protecting us from idiots like this.

  • Finn
    February 26, 2018 at 10:16 am

    Instead of “Hoodrat Heroes”, I think you should add another category called, “Feel Good Monday”. This story brought a smile to my face when I read that one of them was shoot and 7 were arrested.

    I love the comment — “they (BPD) wanna come in and garnish shit”. That’s precious. Garnish. Really? Somebody needs to finish that GED diploma.

    What a bunch of maroons. “We’re not killing anyone, so leave us alone. Look! We come in all races. Shitheads unite!”.

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 26, 2018 at 10:16 am

    wow moderating my comments now. A NEW LOW FOR TURTLE BOY. Brian got you guys scared

    • mitch
      February 26, 2018 at 1:00 pm

      Actually Finn, it’s quite appropriate that this POS knows about garnishment ! If you ask the average person what it means they wouldn’t know or would think it has to do with food.
      However, losers, scumbags and deadbeats know what garnish means. When you don’t pay your child support or other bills than they can garnish or attach your wages or income to make good the debt. He knows all about “garnish” !!!

      • Finn
        February 26, 2018 at 1:45 pm

        To “garnish” means to add something. Even in the legal world it means “to attach”. If someone owes you money (debt, child support, etc.), a court can grant you a “garnishment” so that income is now “attached” to you. They don’t even use it correctly in that sense. Dummies. (not you)

  • z
    February 26, 2018 at 10:10 am

    Springfield cops grabbed a few last week or the week before. Masslive had a lot of “Free my Boi” , “Day ain’t duinufin” comments.

  • MrSmiley
    February 26, 2018 at 10:09 am

    #fuckthemshootmore. Literally nothing good comes from these idiots weaving through traffic endangering everyone so they can be “positive” about their shitty existence. Then if you get in their way as seen in the past they pull chains etc. Just a gang on wheels.

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