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Years ago a bunch of Worcester junior hoodboogers started riding around on bikes in the middle of traffic, doing wheelies, and even driving directly into oncoming cars. And we were all supposed to stand up and applaud this because “they’re not selling drugs.” Because that’s what we do know – we give people accolades for not selling drugs. As if the only alternative to selling heroin is being a public menace on a bike.
Well this movement is called “Bike Life” and it’s really caught on. This weekend in Boston a bunch of deep fried Dorchester douche dumplings thought it would be wise to ride through the streets of Boston 30 deep, weaving in and out of traffic, before causing chaos on the highway. This went on for a while until the police blockaded them on I-93, forcing them to scurry like rats quicker then you can say section 8. The video is awesome:
— Tiffany Chan (@TiffanyChanWBZ) February 24, 2018
And somehow one guy got shot in the foot by a statie – an unnamed 28 year old man from Randolph. Do you understand how much of a loser you have to be in order to be 28 years old and still doing shit like this? I figured they were a bunch of 15 year olds. Turns out it’s a bunch of grown ass able bodied men. Sad.
I don’t know why they haven’t released the names of the 7 who were arrested, and we’ve looked everywhere. But if you know who they are please feel free to send us their names because I’m sure we could have a field day with these jackwagons.
Anyways, I figured this was something we all could universally agree was bad. But as usual we underestimated the critical thinking skills of your average urban grundle nugget. For instance, this guy claims that he was one of the law abiding cockroaches on the highway, but according to this video he took down (after we commented on it) the bike life folks are “trying to be on a positive path!! #GunsDown #WheelUp”:
Because as stated above, the only options you have while growing up in Dorchester are killing people and doing wheelies on the highway. He makes a lot of good points in the video though, such as……
“these n words (the cops) try to do some crazy shit to us last night.”
Because the cops were the crazy ones for enforcing the law. Not the bikers trying to kill people on the highway.
He also says that they’ll be right out there tomorrow doing the same thing. Which is great, because the quicker these maggots become concrete pancakes the better off society will be.
How will the world ever survive without Soleil and his vast contributions to society?
Soleil evidently is the CEO of a painting company, and he wisely posts the homes of clients on his Facebook page:
Yea, this is definitely the kind of guy I’d want in my home unsupervised.
This might be the smartest thing anyone’s ever written on the Internet:
Oh yea, the state police used “the illusion of unlimited power” to make them scramble like the Spice Channel. It’s not like state cops have any “real” power. It’s all just a illusion.
This guy sounds like he was there too:
They took almost 10 bikes? Ummmm…pretty sure you and your fantastic friends left them there. Ya know, because they’re stolen. But yea, tell me more about how victimized you are because “all you wanna do is ride.” Now that they have records how are winners like this gonna get into Harvard Law School?
Others pointed out how this was just the cops trying to stop these little crotch nectars from “doing something positive.”
Some people make a positive contribution to society by feeding the homeless. Others ride stolen bikes into state police blockades.
Ain’t the cops got nothing better to do?
Yea, it’s not like there were 30 of them causing an immediate danger to the public or anything like that.
This was wise to post:
If you ever feel the need to ask a question like this on a public forum, and then answer your own question with “PROBABLY laughing emoji thumbs up,” then you might as well get the word “failure” tattooed on your forehead. Because you have completely failed as a parent.
Marco Chollo here thinks the cops were acting like Nazis:
It’s true Marco, you’re the real victim here. Somehow this winner is in the Roofer’s Union:
I’m sure they’re happy that this upstanding pillar of law and order is representing them as such.
Then there was this:
Good point Jesse. This was way better than playing video games. Suicide missions, endangering the public, running away from state cops – those are all better alternatives than NBA Live. And that poor 28 year old teenager who got shot was just doing something “stupid” that’s part of any normal boy’s transformative years.
According to other’s this is society’s fault?
Because it’s our job to make sure they have a place to ride their bikes. Oh wait, those places already exist and they’re doing this on the highway because hoodboogers gonna hoodbooger.
God damn fuzz!!
Your parents named you Walter. You are the definition of unloved.
And finally there was Antoine Friday:
Another strong point Antoine. This is the only thing that brings different nationalities together. As long as they’re “having fun” that’s the only thing that matters. Its our job as a society to make sure a bunch of grown ass ghetto poons are enjoying themselves on taxpayer funded highways, so long as it’s a multicultural event.