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Dr. Dogfilter Mom Sells Prescription Medication On Brockton Hub, Previously Arrested Twice For Crackmobile, Tells People To Shut The Fuck Up When Informed It’s Illegal

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Christmas came early this year in the Brockton Hub when I had the pleasure of waking up to this this morning:

A ratchet named after a state selling prescription medication on Facebook. God bless you Brockton. Without you I don’t know what we would blog about.

Poor North Dakota wasn’t aware that this was illegal and evidently thought that the Hub would be a good place for such a transaction to go forward.

“My doctor won’t prescribe me another one.”

Yea, that usually happens for a reason. Don’t worry though, Dr. Dogfilter got you covered.

This walking fertility factory is so Brockton it hurts. Very rarely do you see dog filters, tittoos, duckface, cultural appropriation, and noodz all rolled into one.

If you wanna meet up with her you can go the way half of the heroin traffickers in Brockton do – through the backdoor.

And as a bonus slice of ratchet pie, she introduced Turtleboy to our first ever illegally photographed prison visit selfie.

Jail seems to be something Idaho’s very familiar with, and will be an ever present part of her future. Her real name is actually Ashley Moulton, and prescription medication isn’t the only thing she’s selling…..

Brockton police said they arrested two people who were operating a heroin and crack delivery service in the city Friday morning. Arcelino Silva, 25, and Ashley Moulton, 22, both of 53 Grafton St., Apt. 1, Brockton were using a vehicle to make drug deliveries throughout the city, Lt. Paul Bonanca said. The raid yielded heroin, crack cocaine and the prescription pills Percoset and Suboxone. Police also seized $2,566, a digital scale, cell phones, drug cutting agents and packaging materials, Bonanca said, Silva and Moulton were charged with unlawful possession with intent to distribute heroin and three counts of unlawful possession with intent to distribute crack cocaine.

Nothing to see here. Just a local Brockton Mom running a crack cocaine Amazon service with her friend Arcelino. Perfectly normal.

They got arrested for the same thing three years before that too.

You’d think that having a crotch fruit at home would get these people to do things that won’t end up with them in jail. But then again, this is Brockton. Nothing makes sense here.

Don’t tell her that it’s illegal to sell her prescription pills with the RX information on it though. After all, she’s just offering to help those who can’t afford to buy it on their own.

And also those who can’t buy it at all because the doctor won’t give them a prescription.

Newsflash – if you found someone to buy your prescription on the Brockton Hub, there’s a 99.999% chance they’re on Mass Health. Pretty sure Mass Health would cover asthma medication. The issue isn’t insurance, it’s the fact that the doctor won’t prescribe it. Dr. Dogfilter would be best advised to keep her prescription transactions offline in the near future. But based on her online commentary on most issues:

I’m assuming we will be seeing her again.

14 Comment(s)
  • Ok, BSSGC
    December 4, 2018 at 6:24 am

    Maybe i missed the part about price disclosure or negotiations?
    Once again, very sloppy work, Ms. BristolSouth Girlchick.

  • Seymour Azcrachs
    December 2, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    Can anybody explain how the f—k you can get arrested for heroin trafficking and not be currently doing 8-10 in the big house? Is it because of the p#ssy pass women criminals get in our legal system or did the prosecutor offer her a deal if she give up the name of her supplier and she accepted?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 2, 2018 at 10:49 am

    It took like 2 mins to scroll past the new taboola ads. wtf? And, btw, nice boobie.

  • Noseface
    December 2, 2018 at 7:36 am

    Yeah, but that one picture where she is wearing that little black dress thing and facing away….not gonna lie, my penis responded positively.

  • Weebles wobble
    December 1, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    What I really want to know, does she do ass-to-mouth?

    • Snarky Rider
      December 1, 2018 at 10:20 pm

      She will for $10.00 extra.

  • Me again
    December 1, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    It’s true. Advair is not a rescue inhaler and it’s not usually for asthma it’s for COPD so those people will be using the wrong inhaler for their needs. Which is probably why their doctor didn’t prescribe it..

  • New Chi
    December 1, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    Ummmm… She clearly implied she was giving them away to someone/anyone that wanted them. It’s not a controlled substance. 

    She is however ratchet, but this is not a story. 


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 1, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Wow what a prize she is!

    Said no one, ever

  • Captain Freedom
    December 1, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    Parents, please lay off from naming your daughters Ashley any longer, it has now officially been thrown in with that particular batch of names that are closely associated with:

    dropouts or graduates of the 13th grade, a.k.a. high school w/ashtrays
    unwed mothers of multiple children

  • Clitty Litter
    December 1, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Are there human filters for dogs?

    • ElJefe72
      December 1, 2018 at 7:30 pm

      Dogs have more dignity. 

  • Snarkey Rider
    December 1, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    “Dumb fu**ing c*** “
    Is the description that comes to my mind. Selling your or anyone’s RX is very illegal. I do wonder if the Brockton PD has noticed this and are hopefully going to charge her with another distribution charge. (She’s too stupid to learn obviously). Is it insurance fraud to get a prescription filled and paid for by Masshealth or Medicare and sell it?

  • John Q Public
    December 1, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    A dog should be wearing a dog filter..

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