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Duck Lipped Platypus And Bootleg Zangief Boyfriend Arrested Again For Abusing Pit Bull

 

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16 Comment(s)
  • DOG FACED PITBULL OWNERS
    September 23, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    Pit bull owners should be regulated. And it’s the dog that they hold responsible Not the owners.

  • It's Dick Lips...
    September 23, 2021 at 8:38 am

    …not Duck.

  • The Ghost of Turtle haters future
    September 22, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    TB’s rejection of you losers has led to your miserable lives spiraling deeper into the abyss.

    • oompa loompa
      September 23, 2021 at 7:34 am

      and you’re right here with us! ha ha

  • They Seem…”Nice”…?
    September 22, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    Why’s she banging ‘Bust-off’ from the epic Three Stooges Episode titled “Grips, Grunts & Groans”?

    (nyuk-nyuk-nyuk)

  • Suicide prevention
    September 22, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    We’re sitting this one out. Do what you gotta do, Uncle Turtleboy. Make the world a better place and e-beg for a stronger extension cord.

  • Jules
    September 22, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Speaking of abused dogs, my husband cheats on me, gaslights me, neglects our family and treats me like general garbage.
    At least he does the dishes though.

    • Buffallo Bob
      September 22, 2021 at 4:24 pm

      are you a big fat person?

  • Australia Blue State future F*CK Joe Biden
    September 22, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    twitter (dot) com/patrickbasedmn/status/ 1440510269076111362?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

  • Boston Irish
    The Truth
    September 22, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    Nogs are mad that white girl from NY IS getting a lot of attention

    • Death
      September 22, 2021 at 3:18 pm

      Just another example of how dumb nogs are.
      Everyone knows missing people are more important than missing animals.

  • Blog suggestion
    September 22, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    Can you write a blog about a disgraced school teacher who sent self manipulation videos to his mistress whose life he ruined a few years prior? Don’t forget to give your always so clever descriptions…I suggest “adderall aidan beats off for mistress and gets busted while fat neckless wife allows him to live in the basement.”

    • Matt Dizio and tim Maynard
      September 22, 2021 at 4:29 pm

      Can you control your obsession with TB? Stalker! If not please splain ur issue wif TB and which story u were in.

  • Aidan's red rocket
    September 22, 2021 at 1:39 pm

    Aidan should be arrested for abusing me. Did you guys see the video? You should see what he does when the cameras are off. This one time he kept jamming me in the toaster next to the bathtub. Someone help me!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    September 22, 2021 at 1:14 pm

    Attention all Haitians still in Haiti! Come one come all! We promise a chicken in every pot and a fully loaded EBT card in every pocket!

    • BOJANGLES
      September 22, 2021 at 4:26 pm

      Ahem thats a fried chicken in every bucket seasoned with ecoli

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