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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Malden:
Wait……what? You want us to give you $10,000 for……you to get drunk with your Mom in Florida on New Years? I mean, they’re not even trying anymore. Now I’ve officially seen it all. These bootleg IG models want us to subsidize getting drunk with Mom. Sadly she’s actually raised $60 of it, including $50 from an anonymous donor, who apparently really likes to see other people fly to warm climates while they shovel white shit in Malden.
Sure, you could donate your hard earned money to some needy family at Christmas, or maybe even the Jimmy Fund or something that helps sick kids. Or you could pay for a round of drinks at the bar for Duckface Debbie and the cool Mom.
OMG!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!! Besties!!
Even her friends were like…..I don’t get it.
Yea, she totes works all the time, but why should she spend her money on a good time for New Years when she could spend YOUR money. That’s what the holidays are all about.
What’s all the money going towards exactly?
“She absolutely 1 million percent DESERVES to have the time of her life.”
Yup, and someone else should pay for it. She’s earned it by being fabulous and having Sex and the City marathons over a box of wine with her spawn. That’s what qualifies as “deserves” these days.
Anyway, I’m about to start my own GoFundMe to go on a cruise to Hawaii. Kind of sick of being left out of the free money. Hit up the canteen fund fam!
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KS stop it. You’re only embarrassing yourself. You guys have had a hard enough life without your moron sister posting shit for attention on the internet. Have her shut the fuck up and nobody will bother you. Her problem is she wants attention no matter who it hurts Time to grow up.
Ohhh Kara…..
First off all Google FUCK “Duck Face Debby’s” full name Kara Sullivan and her mug shot comes up….second to give this girl any money is fucking insane because it’s going straight in her arm, third to everyone who wants nudes or anything like that I promise for the right price she’ll “love you long time”. I think her mother will just be happy having her daughter alive on Christmas at this point. For fucks sake go back to “Back Page” that’s where your money is honey.
Krista love to know your full name Cruz I’m sure you’re full of surprises. Fuck you
Would LOVE to know your name KRISTA and how you know my sister
“Unnatural Acts” with a junkie is all we need to know about you and your fam princess. An amazing Mom indeed to raise a hooker like this. What does your sister’s hand smell like?
Hey Bri I’ll donate a Hundo if I can bang u in the bum bum. Extra if I can shave her eyebrows
You know what.. this is disgusting.. my sister clearly said on her GoFundMe page that she knew the request was absurd and although she thought that it was a joke it was clearly a platform upon which was a wrong choice to post something like this… that being said. No matter what her past consists of she is an amazing individual and has become a beacon of light for those struggling through issues and for all of you to tramp on this blog and act as though you are all clean of mistakes is obscenely ridiculous and uncalled for. Everyone needs to take a look in the mirror here. She didn’t expect this to blow up as it did and you know something it’s literally GROSS to see the amount of sexually harassing comments posted towards not only my sister but my innocent MOTHER who never hurt a FLY… no those weren’t anal beads in her car they were frigan rosaries from Italy from my nana you sickos so I hope you all have a wonderful time TROLLING behind your computer and enjoying your miserable lives you can fuck yourselves
UNNATURAL ACTS!!!! WHAT STUPID CUNT. LOVE THE BOOKING PIC FROM 2014 MALDEN POLICE DEPT!
I’ll drop a grand for her cause and a three-way with her and mommy (sans the stupid fucking sharpie eyebrows). Hell a grand for that kind of action would be money well spent.
Do a gofundme for hookers & blow
Apparently the GoFundMe has ended . . . . . . a horrible death
If any of you have some computer skills Google her name and post her booking pictures and the article about her and her man. He had an asshole full of drugs and she is a mess. Drugs are bad mmm K
Unnatural acts? Isn’t that legalspeak for bestiality in the commonwealth? Well fuuuuckkk, Rover gave her a bone.
Her mother should be paying 10k to all of us turtle followers for the simple fact her daughter’s womb is polluted with drugs and filthy Lynn “new american” opiate packed shithole dick. Yea mom, your daughter is a prize, riddled with disease, shit eyebrows and disgusting man hands. The mom and shit dick infested daughter need to wrap their lips around a crack pipe and and vanish.
I have to imagine (although I don’t like to) that the “unnatural acts” was her helping hide the stash.
I read this and it made me so angry that I want to smack this whore with a bat. I broke my foot July 7th and could not work as a waitress. Cast for 3 months and then surgery Oct 12th and cast for another month. I depend on my waitress jobs to support myself and my son. What did I do, I got a job that I could do with an injured foot. Now I can go back to waitress next week, thank god and will work my 2 jobs to get back on my feet and to buy my kid presents. What I did not do is beg others to support me and my mud and this bitch wants 10 grand to party with her dumb mom..seriously, what the actual fuck is wrong with these hoes.. I am disgusted and broke but I have pride. Oh BTW, my mom raised me and my 4 older sisters as a single parent with no help from my dad the sperm donor and guess what, she did not beg others to help. This bitch was raised by an entitled bitch to be a selfish entitled bitch. Fuck you and her mom
1000% would her and/or mom
But would def use a fake name and #
Ps The painting of Hawaii and Japan maps made my day.. never heard that before but I’m def going to use it going forward ..GOLD
So the mom deserves a good time? Who doesn’t deserve that? What a hosebag. Her idea of a good time is getting slammed in the sphincter while she licks moms snapper… Two fucking assays.
Randalllllll doesn’t deserve a good time
I love how she says her Mom “DESERVES” it. It may be true, but its not up to us to fund what she does or doesn’t deserve.
Meh, shes not hurting anyone.
Son, white people are the devil. Get yo daddy some fried chicken and the switch. Finna have to naw on a drumstick and give yo sassy ass a licking. Boy i catch you checking out massa daughter next time I’m gonna slap your momma and fist your brothers asshole till you learn a lesson
Kara, I said you could borrow my eyebrows for a little while, not keep them. Give them back now, please.
Maybe I should start a go fund me to get out of debt. Seems everyone has some kind of go fund me these days. Instead of filing bankruptcy maybe I should try this instead. People are insane.
I like the woman on here who claims that Kara “was only joking” when creating this GoFundMe page. You trying to say that if I donated $100 to her page she wasn’t going to keep the money? GTFOOH
Unless you are on the West Coast, it is relatively inexpensive to stay in Florida for a good part of the winter. Florida still has 2 for 1 drink specials, and you can buy a decent glass of wine for under $5 (2 for under $5 during Happy Hour). $10,000 seems a bit high for a trip, unless she wants to stay at the Don Cesar and drink top shelf liquor all day long and dine in their restaurant at night.
Instead of this shit GoFundMe, she should take a shower, get all dolled up (including a copious spray-down with some Loves Baby Soft), and haul that duck face out to the nearest corner and EARN some money. She looks like she knows her way around a penis….she could have at least $2-3K in a month.
You all need to get a life. She was clearly joking around. If you have nothing better to do than stalk some random girl you don’t know then maybe you all should be finding jobs of your own.
Bri, why don’t you come over here and polish my pistol?
Do you know if she has any nudes? If she does, could you shoot over a link or two? Thanks! Asking for a friend*.
*Friend is what I call my left hand.
Tell your grifting friend to stop doing that wierd shit with her lips and I’ll send her a dollar.
If this cunt was joking, she should have posted it to just her friends who would “get the joke”. Instead she panhandled the world… at Christmastime. The time of year when giving is at it’s height.
By the way Bri, tell your friend that “duckface” does not make a woman look cute or sexy, all it does is accentuate the wrinkles in the face.
Not sorry.
I wouldn’t give her any money, but I’d paint a map of Hawaii on her back.
I’d paint a map of Japan on her neck, not let her wipe it off, and kick her ass out into the street with the map for all to see
OK, the GFM phenomenon has hit absolute rock bottom. This skank killed it once and for all. Can we have a moratorium on these repetitive and boring pieces please? This fish shooting in the barrel is lazy.
PS: This knight is well over 50. Could one of you youngsters explain why these tarts make that weird “duck” face all the time on Fecesbook? Is it supposed to be funny or edgy? It just makes them look like unattractive idiots.
I need $10K! to parteeeeee!!! But, I blew my money for overpriced beer and a box seat at Fenway Park.
And probably did it 20-30 times in a year. Yeah!!!
Fuck you.
December is here and it’s time to make out my December charity checks. That’s $5,000 you cunt, that you aren’t getting. To go with the $5,000 I give in the spring and the $2,500 I give in the summer. You lost your home due to fire or natural disaster? Some of my money went there. You live in a shit hole dirt poor country and lost what little you had? Some of my money went to buy that person a tent and camping supplies (pots and pans, stove, etc…). You want to go to Florida and party like it’s 1999 on someone elses dime? Blow me. And fuck your mom for raising a tool like you.
PS, tell ma that hanging Anal beads from the rear view mirror isn’t cool.
Best comment of the day.
Her chin looks like an excellent place to rest my nutsack.
MV Turtlebae, have you seen the story out of Methuen where the interim superintendent of schools canceled an upcoming band benefit show because there was “blackface” involved? It came in the form of the ever diabolical Lionel Richie impersonation. Lionel actually was Ok with it but fear of SJW outrage made Sup demand no blackface. Performers agreed but refused to sign her nondisclosure agreement, so she had a tantrum and canceled their show and demanded money back. Comments are woke SJW gold.
Also on eagle trib fb page, Methuen sound off page.
And loop weekly Facebook page
These Douche Canoes.. They all think if they show a bikini shot that money Wil come pouring in. Wonder how many lovers her and mom have shared? Her Gag lips prob look like her duck face…
“lovers”
I think you are being to kind. “johns” would fit better. Can you imagine being in a long term relationship with her? Get past the looks and there’s not much there but a Succubus.
If someone (or one of them) finds this blog and posts how we are misconstruing this, feel free to give an expansive explanation how she is misunderstood.