Follow and Subscribe to Turtleboy podcasts on SoundCloud or iTunes by clicking here.
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:
Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy:
Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Malden:
Wait……what? You want us to give you $10,000 for……you to get drunk with your Mom in Florida on New Years? I mean, they’re not even trying anymore. Now I’ve officially seen it all. These bootleg IG models want us to subsidize getting drunk with Mom. Sadly she’s actually raised $60 of it, including $50 from an anonymous donor, who apparently really likes to see other people fly to warm climates while they shovel white shit in Malden.
Sure, you could donate your hard earned money to some needy family at Christmas, or maybe even the Jimmy Fund or something that helps sick kids. Or you could pay for a round of drinks at the bar for Duckface Debbie and the cool Mom.
OMG!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!! Besties!!
Even her friends were like…..I don’t get it.
Yea, she totes works all the time, but why should she spend her money on a good time for New Years when she could spend YOUR money. That’s what the holidays are all about.
What’s all the money going towards exactly?
“She absolutely 1 million percent DESERVES to have the time of her life.”
Yup, and someone else should pay for it. She’s earned it by being fabulous and having Sex and the City marathons over a box of wine with her spawn. That’s what qualifies as “deserves” these days.
Anyway, I’m about to start my own GoFundMe to go on a cruise to Hawaii. Kind of sick of being left out of the free money. Hit up the canteen fund fam!