Look who’s back with a fetus casserole cooking in the womb…..
That would be Easthampton’s Ashley Christensen, who made it onto Turtleboy in June after using a GoFundMe for a friend who committed suicide to try to get free weed donations for herself.
And now she’s looking for a baby shower that is “420 friendly,” presumably so her and all her hippie friends can smoke the devil’s lettuce in the vicinity of a woman who’s ready to fire her raw dog collector’s item out of her baby cannon.
Newsflash – there is no place in the world that is 420 friendly for children. Kids should not be around weed. I know this because I enjoy weed and I understand that it’s not for kids. Then again, this chick refuses to vaccinate her crotch fruits, so putting her kids and other people’s kids in danger seems to be her speciality.
But it’s cool because Grandma survived polio as a child.
So she didn’t die, but she was in a wheelchair as a kid, therefore it’s OK.
Just like a lot of anti-vaxxers she comes armed with links that she got from the other crazy lady two towns over who hasn’t vaccinated her poon polyps either.
Her theory is simple –
If your stupid can’t survive without life saving vaccines, then Darwin was gonna get them eventually. Makes sense.
And in what seems to be becoming a new ratchet calling card, she’s also a fan of Aaron Carter.
They’re drawn to this guy like a Kardashian at the BET awards.
At the urging of Congress Facebook banned all anti-vaxxer pages under the guise that it’s dangerous to spread ideas like this. And although I don’t disagree that it is, I think it’s even more dangerous to ban people whose ideas some unelected pinhead in Silicon Valley has deemed as dangerous. I want these people out in the open, saying stupid shit, so that we can openly mock and laugh at them. More importantly, I want to know which kid’s birthday party to avoid when I get the invitation sent home with my kid.
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