Easthampton Anti-Vaxxerocerous Wants To Have Her Baby Shower In “420 Friendly Space” Nine Months After Making Turtleboy Debut


Look who’s back with a fetus casserole cooking in the womb…..

That would be Easthampton’s Ashley Christensen, who made it onto Turtleboy in June after using a GoFundMe for a friend who committed suicide to try to get free weed donations for herself.

And now she’s looking for a baby shower that is “420 friendly,” presumably so her and all her hippie friends can smoke the devil’s lettuce in the vicinity of a woman who’s ready to fire her raw dog collector’s item out of her baby cannon.

Newsflash – there is no place in the world that is 420 friendly for children. Kids should not be around weed. I know this because I enjoy weed and I understand that it’s not for kids. Then again, this chick refuses to vaccinate her crotch fruits, so putting her kids and other people’s kids in danger seems to be her speciality.

But it’s cool because Grandma survived polio as a child.

So she didn’t die, but she was in a wheelchair as a kid, therefore it’s OK.

Just like a lot of anti-vaxxers she comes armed with links that she got from the other crazy lady two towns over who hasn’t vaccinated her poon polyps either.

Her theory is simple –

If your stupid can’t survive without life saving vaccines, then Darwin was gonna get them eventually. Makes sense.

And in what seems to be becoming a new ratchet calling card, she’s also a fan of Aaron Carter.

They’re drawn to this guy like a Kardashian at the BET awards.

At the urging of Congress Facebook banned all anti-vaxxer pages under the guise that it’s dangerous to spread ideas like this. And although I don’t disagree that it is, I think it’s even more dangerous to ban people whose ideas some unelected pinhead in Silicon Valley has deemed as dangerous. I want these people out in the open, saying stupid shit, so that we can openly mock and laugh at them. More importantly, I want to know which kid’s birthday party to avoid when I get the invitation sent home with my kid.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Letstalkactualfacts
    March 26, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    I am 100% for vaccination plbut please do research before posting something stupid. More than 95% of trine Polio is actually asymptomatic. Obviously I would never risk the 5% of my child being very sick or dead. And eradication would be extremely easy if everyone vaccinated. But it’s just ignorant to assume that everyone who had polio was extremely disabled as a result.

    • The Doctor
      March 27, 2019 at 7:28 am

      And with what medical degree did you research that fallacy? Google U doesn’t count.
      You can’t say that your pro-vax & then spew out dumb shot like that.

  • Mu Llatto
    March 26, 2019 at 10:15 am

    “They’re drawn to this guy like a Kardashian at the BET awards.”
    That’s gold SSTG, Gold…

  • Frank
    March 26, 2019 at 8:59 am

    The main vaccine this country needs is to stop illegal immigration, we have no idea what kind of diseases they’re bringing over here from their 3rd world cesspools

  • Mom, Dad... Did you know??? Dumb ass
    March 26, 2019 at 8:04 am

    Hasn’t there been cases of the measles just recently? And why would any parent not want to protect their child? I’m sure this baby she is having will end up with some form of cancer in their early 20’s from the HPV virus since you can bet she won’t get the child the vaccination for it at age 13. Even though we know now that certain strands of HPV cause cancer and we now have the ability to stop that from happening. Smh these are the people who spread disease

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    March 26, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Apparently the rocket scientist didn’t read about the kid in Washington State whose antivaxxer biatch mother got socked with an $800,000 bill for treating tetanus… and she still refused to vaccinate the kid. You want to skip your own vaccinations? Be my guest dipshit, have at it enjoy… but don’t gamble with kids. People doing that shit need to be kept from reproducing, you need a license to drive a car but any halfwit is allowed to raise a kid…

  • M
    March 26, 2019 at 7:03 am

    “Amiah had just turned 15 months old when she received her one year shots, 14 days after she turned one”

    Makes sense to me

  • Someone must be really lonely
    March 25, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Who fucks these people? God standards people standards

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 25, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    You just cant fix stupid. Eventually these people end up dead.

    • YAY!
      March 25, 2019 at 9:13 pm

      TBS is gonna die?
      Excellent. We don’t need stupid around here.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 25, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    I have no problem with people not wanting to vaccinate BUT:

    Since we taxpayers have financially covered the treatment of more than several cases of preventable disease in non-vaccinated children:

    The legal guardian / parent should be required to sign a legal form stating:

    1) They will be solely responsible financially if a child comes down with a preventable disease due to non-vaccination AND:

    2) They will be solely responsible financially for any and all medical costs for treatment of the child AND any and all treatment(s) needed for those in touch with affected child AND:

    3) If they do not have the resources to pay all off these bills in full then the child(ren) shall be permanently removed from the home and the parent(s) will forfeit any and all possessions whatsoever with the exception of one set of clothes per adult and a 1 toothbrush per adult. No welfare, no financial aid.


    Fair enough?

    • Yay's Jizz Stain
      March 26, 2019 at 9:38 am

      Yup, right after you.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    March 25, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Can DCF preemptively take custody so that kid has some shot at life?

  • Polly Oh
    March 25, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Anybody who is against vaccination is a Grade A Moron. Tuberculosis, Measles, and Smallpox practically wiped out ENTIRE CIVILIZATIONS yet numb-skulls like this woman want to roll the dice with their own child’s health and put others in danger, too…

  • Jim
    March 25, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Against vaccines but smoking pot while pregnant, says it all about this dim cow

  • Ed Markey’s Dusty Dick
    March 25, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    I’m anti stupid people fucking and having kids. Can they be neutered immediately. I won’t mind my tax dollars going to that

    • Y
      March 25, 2019 at 4:42 pm

      • Ed Markey’s Dusty Dick
        March 25, 2019 at 4:53 pm

        Those are 2 crazy bitches. I enjoyed that very much. Thanks Y

      • Clitty Litter
        March 26, 2019 at 12:48 pm

        ( retro-active abortion needed ——> shhhhhh, she might hear you)

  • Veggie Cowgirl
    March 25, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    These people are fucking sickening and idiotic.
    That is all.
    I can’t

    • Y
      March 25, 2019 at 3:09 pm

  • deflateddoritodinks
    March 25, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    I got the 420 space for her. It’s the Franklin Park Zoo.

  • Well, No Shit
    March 25, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    “What Would You Look Like As A Dog?”

    Answered with one selfie.

  • Y
    March 25, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Aaron Carter is a crack head…birds of a feather…

  • Do Stupid To Live
    March 25, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Let them contract leprosy because that is what dims are all doing now, eating each other. Oh, and don’t forget the BBQ sauce.

    • GetRubellaBiznatch
      March 25, 2019 at 3:08 pm

      No vaccine for leprosy anyway.
      Mumps is far worse

  • Ziggy
    March 25, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Home schooling is stupid. Mom’s like to do it instead of working but usually are not smart enough to teach a dog. Then the kids grow up and are socially unstable, illiterate, druggies etc. But they will probably become Turtleboy famous some day.

    • Conan the Grammarian
      March 25, 2019 at 2:28 pm

      TB famous! Right, the gift that keeps on giving.. just like measles and polio (which, btw, is making its own resurgence, thanks to unrestricted illegal immigration; Ellis Island had its purpose).

      Also, I believe you meant “she and…” rather than “her and all her hippie friends…”. 😉

    • poop
      March 26, 2019 at 10:27 pm

      I seriously doubt Ms.420 is homeschooling anybody.
      Regardless of what she says she is doing, that is no reason to lump all homeschoolers in with her.
      Would you assume since there are parents on TBS who have children in public school, that all parents with children in public school are ratchet?

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