This is Eliza Lumen, some sort of goth chick from Easthampton, or somewhere in Western MA. Last week she…
In today’s episode of social justice warriors destroy civilization, we bring you a City Councilor from Easthampton who was…
Look who’s back with a fetus casserole cooking in the womb….. That would be Easthampton’s Ashley Christensen, who made…
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Easthampton High School Kids Can’t Use The Word “Freshman” Any More Because It Offends The Gender And Sexuality Alliance Group…
Ware Mugshot Slopbuckets Protesting DCF Taking Their Kids Cry Police Brutality After Yogurt Slinger Swears At Cops, Won’t Let Go…
Easthampton Chud Gets Sign Stolen Off Lawn And Blames Racism And Claims There’s A Larger Group Behind The Theft Want…
Gutless Easthampton Administrators Give Defy The Constitution, Give Into Student Walkout And Bans One Asshole From Wearing Confederate Flag Sweatshirt…
Chad Reidy’s Funeral Was at 4:20 On 420, He Spent 10 Years In Prison Before Meeting Jo Ringer, And His…
Meet Lauren Kessler: Easthampton ELL Teacher Who Violated Her Contract By Walking Out Of School To Bully A Student Who…
Dumb White People Call Black People “Colored” And Defend Easthampton Students Who Jumped Another Kid On Camera While Yelling Racial…
Three Students Who Led Protest Against Racism/Violence At Easthampton High School Caught On Tape Viciously Assaulting Student Who Doesn’t Hit…
Easthampton Kids Skip School Because A Black Student Was Suspended For Punching A White Student Who Wrote A Racial Slur…
Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe…
Triggered Easthampton White SJW’s Very Upset That Turtleboy’s “Fake News” About Northampton PD Canceling High Five Fridays Turned Out To Be…
Does This Look Like A Guy Who Got Busted For Filming His Dog Giving Him A BJ In A West Springfield…
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