This is Eliza Lumen, some sort of goth chick from Easthampton, or somewhere in Western MA.
Last week she posted a video on Facebook and she did NOT hold back on people who don’t wear masks because they apparently were the reason she couldn’t see her Mom in Florida before she died from cancer. What really set her off were two children at the laundromat who weren’t wearing masks, who she now vows to assault if they don’t join the mask cult.
“My mother died at the end of June from cancer. When my semester was over in May I was praying that we would be in a better with the pandemic so I could visit her, because she lived way far away from me. And it didn’t change, and I was scared of flying down there that I would’ve picked up the virus and infected her and I would’ve killed her with coronavirus because she was so immunocompromised because of cancer. And the cancer took her life and I didn’t get to see my mother in person. It was a whole fucking year since I saw my mother in person and I couldn’t. Because stupid people like these two kids at the laundromat not 15 minutes ago, I yelled at them because they weren’t wearing masks.”
“Oh well I didn’t have one handy.”
Well then GET THE FUCK OUT!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!! Find your God damn mask and put it on! I couldn’t see my mother before she died because of fucking assholes like you. So moving forward I’m gonna carry shit with me, I’m gonna order myself a fog horn, I’m gonna order a God damn air horn so I can go around and I can fucking get in your face with that air horn until you put your fucking mask on or get the fuck out. I ain’t playing anymore. If I need to start grabbing shit and chucking it at your God damn face that’s what I’m gonna do. I’m done. I’m done. Black lives matter.”
This might be the wildest Mask Derangement Syndrome rant of all time. The best part is how after vowing to chuck shit at the face of two children she completely out of nowhere ended the rant with “black lives matter.” Just because that’s what you’re required to do, and the mask cult people are the same idiots who participated in protests with 50,000 people and then blamed you for spreading the virus at Thanksgiving. Question – what if the boys in the laundromat were black? Do we still chuck shit at their face too? Asking for a friend.
The fact of the matter is that her mother died from cancer and it had nothing to do with coronavirus. Her bringing her Mom commie cold wouldn’t have made a difference, and if she really gave a shit and wanted to see her before she croaked she could’ve driven. Either way, as long as she’s wearing a mask she can’t get or transmit the virus, right? Masks save lives! So what the hell is she worried about?
Turns out she wasn’t really worried about commie cold, she’s just broke as fuck and required a Facebook GoFundMe to visit her Mom 18 months ago in Florida.
“I am going to see her June 3-8. Due to this I am unable to work, which puts me behind on rent, utilities, and the need to rent a car/gas and food while in FL.”
Eliza couldn’t work during her trip to Florida, like most people can’t when they go to Florida. Ya know, because it’s a vacation. But apparently she cannot take any time off from work ever, lest she die of starvation. Therefore the community must chip in to pay for her trip there.
She also said that her Mom would die in the next 5-6 months, which would be November 2019. Yet in the video she said she died a couple months ago in 2020, and somehow it was the kids at the laundromat who prevented her from seeing her.
Translation – I’m broke AND woke, my Mom died of cancer, and I’m looking for a way to blame this on people who don’t blindly cover their face with a diaper 24/7. If you really wanted to see your mother before she died then you would’ve. This is completely your failing and you were just looking for a way to use her death from cancer to be a virtue signaling, condescending skag.
But wait, it gets better. A month after the fundraiser to visit Mom in Florida she started another fundraiser to travel to Italy to learn how to do “dance ethnology and indigenous spiritual studies” and practice becoming a witch. I shit you not – a witch.
Adults don’t go to Italy to learn how to witch dance because their cat croaked. That’s not a thing. Shut the fuck up and get a job.
She also had another fundraiser for a cat so it could get a skin biopsy.
“Being a full time student…..”
Girl, you look old as shit. You’re way too old to be a full time student, and if you have time to do witch dance training in Italy then you’re a full time nothing. Oh, and according to her she goes to Greenfield Community College.
LOL. A full time community college student. That’s a good one.
Most recently she started a fundraiser in January for a name change because she was adopted.
Guys, she had a journey of self discovery and realized that she doesn’t want to share a surname with the people who adopted and raised her. Ya know, the Mom in Florida she chose not to see before she died. So she made up a new last name that connects with her spirit and wants you to pay the administrative costs because that’s somehow your responsibility.
Anyway, this is all very hypocritical considering that Gabby Goth is whining about people dying, considering she’s also hosting death panels about normalizing death.
People like her are the exact reason you should fight the mask insanity. These people are not of sound mind and only demand that you wear one because they get off on people submitting to them. I don’t care if you yell and swear and play fog horns in my face. I won’t join your stupid cult because I’m too busy following the science and being free.
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