Social Justice Warriors

Easthampton Gypsy Goth Makes Insane Video Threatening Kids At Laundromat For Not Wearing Masks And Preventing Her From Making Another GoFundMe To Visit Her Dying Mom In Florida

 

This is Eliza Lumen, some sort of goth chick from Easthampton, or somewhere in Western MA.

Last week she posted a video on Facebook and she did NOT hold back on people who don’t wear masks because they apparently were the reason she couldn’t see her Mom in Florida before she died from cancer. What really set her off were two children at the laundromat who weren’t wearing masks, who she now vows to assault if they don’t join the mask cult.

“My mother died at the end of June from cancer. When my semester was over in May I was praying that we would be in a better with the pandemic so I could visit her, because she lived way far away from me. And it didn’t change, and I was scared of flying down there that I would’ve picked up the virus and infected her and I would’ve killed her with coronavirus because she was so immunocompromised because of cancer. And the cancer took her life and I didn’t get to see my mother in person. It was a whole fucking year since I saw my mother in person and I couldn’t. Because stupid people like these two kids at the laundromat not 15 minutes ago, I yelled at them because they weren’t wearing masks.”

“Oh well I didn’t have one handy.”

Well then GET THE FUCK OUT!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!! Find your God damn mask and put it on! I couldn’t see my mother before she died because of fucking assholes like you. So moving forward I’m gonna carry shit with me, I’m gonna order myself a fog horn, I’m gonna order a God damn air horn so I can go around and I can fucking get in your face with that air horn until you put your fucking mask on or get the fuck out. I ain’t playing anymore. If I need to start grabbing shit and chucking it at your God damn face that’s what I’m gonna do. I’m done. I’m done. Black lives matter.”

This might be the wildest Mask Derangement Syndrome rant of all time. The best part is how after vowing to chuck shit at the face of two children she completely out of nowhere ended the rant with “black lives matter.” Just because that’s what you’re required to do, and the mask cult people are the same idiots who participated in protests with 50,000 people and then blamed you for spreading the virus at Thanksgiving. Question – what if the boys in the laundromat were black? Do we still chuck shit at their face too? Asking for a friend.

The fact of the matter is that her mother died from cancer and it had nothing to do with coronavirus. Her bringing her Mom commie cold wouldn’t have made a difference, and if she really gave a shit and wanted to see her before she croaked she could’ve driven. Either way, as long as she’s wearing a mask she can’t get or transmit the virus, right? Masks save lives! So what the hell is she worried about?

Turns out she wasn’t really worried about commie cold, she’s just broke as fuck and required a Facebook GoFundMe to visit her Mom 18 months ago in Florida.

“I am going to see her June 3-8. Due to this I am unable to work, which puts me behind on rent, utilities, and the need to rent a car/gas and food while in FL.”

Eliza couldn’t work during her trip to Florida, like most people can’t when they go to Florida. Ya know, because it’s a vacation. But apparently she cannot take any time off from work ever, lest she die of starvation. Therefore the community must chip in to pay for her trip there.

She also said that her Mom would die in the next 5-6 months, which would be November 2019. Yet in the video she said she died a couple months ago in 2020, and somehow it was the kids at the laundromat who prevented her from seeing her.

Translation – I’m broke AND woke, my Mom died of cancer, and I’m looking for a way to blame this on people who don’t blindly cover their face with a diaper 24/7. If you really wanted to see your mother before she died then you would’ve. This is completely your failing and you were just looking for a way to use her death from cancer to be a virtue signaling, condescending skag.

But wait, it gets better. A month after the fundraiser to visit Mom in Florida she started another fundraiser to travel to Italy to learn how to do “dance ethnology and indigenous spiritual studies” and practice becoming a witch. I shit you not – a witch.

Adults don’t go to Italy to learn how to witch dance because their cat croaked. That’s not a thing. Shut the fuck up and get a job.

She also had another fundraiser for a cat  so it could get a skin biopsy.

“Being a full time student…..”

Girl, you look old as shit. You’re way too old to be a full time student, and if you have time to do witch dance training in Italy then you’re a full time nothing. Oh, and according to her she goes to Greenfield Community College.

LOL. A full time community college student. That’s a good one.

Most recently she started a fundraiser in January for a name change because she was adopted.

Guys, she had a journey of self discovery and realized that she doesn’t want to share a surname with the people who adopted and raised her. Ya know, the Mom in Florida she chose not to see before she died. So she made up a new last name that connects with her spirit and wants you to pay the administrative costs because that’s somehow your responsibility.

Anyway, this is all very hypocritical considering that Gabby Goth is whining about people dying, considering she’s also hosting death panels about normalizing death.

People like her are the exact reason you should fight the mask insanity. These people are not of sound mind and only demand that you wear one because they get off on people submitting to them. I don’t care if you yell and swear and play fog horns in my face. I won’t join your stupid cult because I’m too busy following the science and being free.

 

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75 Comment(s)
  • Saintintraining
    December 5, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    Shed be much better off Catholic. Visit The Vatican in Italy, instead of some old witch. Life is too short to be that miserable. Liberal causes and cats do not fill those God-shaped holes.

  • Liawatha
    December 3, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    I stand with Eliza. I too throw things in the faces of maskless children. I also get in the faces and berate the little imps!

  • Peter Dinklage
    December 3, 2020 at 11:47 am

    I hit her brown eye.

  • Dragon 88
    December 3, 2020 at 11:36 am

    Cat teriyaki will be available this evening.

  • Frankie Five Angels
    December 3, 2020 at 11:12 am

    Going to Tuscany to learn about southern Italian traditions. Not even the Rizzoto brothers are this stupid.

  • Dr Wu
    December 3, 2020 at 10:30 am

    WTF???

    This crazy bitch is so far off the rails that even her CAT is taking Prozac!!

  • The Real Captain trips
    December 3, 2020 at 8:00 am

    Don’t worry Aidan, when you run out of in the next few weeks, you can always fall back on your rap career.
    I am sure Hurracaine Bettys will let you perform on Tuesday nights (you can perform back stage too for an extra 20). You’ll be the next blind fury, but without the talent.
    You are teally more like the McLovin of conservative circles, none of us want you around. You will not score at the end either.

  • Judge Hathorne
    December 3, 2020 at 6:15 am

    We knew how to handle witches back in the day

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    December 3, 2020 at 12:52 am

    You can tell Broomhilda has done the fund thing for quite some time. Reading her whine lists it seems she believes she is entitled to free money for her expensive lifestyle.
    Next thing you know she’ll be asking for eye of newt, a Calderon and book of spells!I
    Jump start your broom n fly next door to NOHO with your tin cup. You can cast spells on passers by who don’t donate. Think of it as a second job!!

  • caveman
    December 2, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    haha!! Well, I hope she or someone else tries that with me! She’d be enjoying a nice peaceful trip to jail for assault and battery. She would then enjoy a nice visit in front of a judge where she would be forced to fork over thousands of dollars in court fees and fines. Her final stop would be in front of another judge where she’d end up paying me a few grand for my trouble.

    Word to the not so wise, people are fucking crazy. If you think you’re gonna go around blaring fucking horns at people and “chucking shit” at them, be ready to either get your ass kicked or end up dead. Funny thing is, this fuckin weirdo would end up the “victim” (in her opinion) were she to get a swift kick in the face from someone.

    All that said, this fuckin clown goes “I went a whole year without seeing my mother.”…. Hmmh…. mom “died in June”…… That means you had from June of 2019 to March of 2020 to see your mother and YOU didn’t. So, stop blaming some kid for not wearing a mask for the fact that you failed to get your happy ass down to see your mom before she died. Clearly, seeing your mother before she died wasn’t important enough for you to drive down.

    • Sec of TbS
      December 2, 2020 at 11:42 pm

      ^^^ fake! Get a life you loser! But thank you for the clicks!

      • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 3, 2020 at 1:15 am

        I’m flattered by the impersonation. But gimme a break and let me troll the troll in peace please. And as always, thank you for choosing TBS.

  • Former President Clinton
    December 2, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    The most annoying thing about her is that there was not a single clear picture of her rack. There’s one photo of her in a green shirt that kind of suggests that she’s packing some serious sweater mounds, but it’s too hard to tell. I might consider sending her $5 or $10 for a few good tittie pics.

    • Sec of TB
      December 2, 2020 at 11:29 pm

      ^^^^fake

    • Robinette Biden
      December 3, 2020 at 8:21 am

      I bet her leg and back hair smells great. Corn Pop would agree

  • Torch621
    Royally Pissed Off
    December 2, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    Americans have become such weak little bootlicking sheep!

    I have never seen the population beg for the government to abuse them as much I have seen in recent months. The American populace might as well be wearing gimp suits holding their mouths open waiting for Biden to crap in them. Do they not care about the children missing their education? The civil liberties lost? Being banned from seeing our families, our mental health destroyed, routine care missed, suicides and drug overdoses spiking, etc etc.? No, of course not, because Americans are so damn SELFISH that their own self-preservation matters more than anything else! As long as they can sit at home all day stuffing chicken tendies in their suckholes and binging Netflix and porn, they’re happy!

    I’m so angry I’m surprised I haven’t had a damn stroke!

    • AJ Baker
      December 3, 2020 at 8:59 am

      You gotta admit chicken tenders and porn are hard to beat

  • Dingleburry
    December 2, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Based on that “outfit” I thought she was a wrestler and we were going to be treated to stories of her bodyslamming black babies for social justice.

  • LOB
    December 2, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    The only thing she knows, is how to spread her legs!

  • JoeMomma
    December 2, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Is she a witch yet?

    If so, we can burn her!

  • Bret Killoran
    December 2, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    McRIB IS BACK Ya’LL!!!!!

  • Truth
    December 2, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    What a hideous looking cunt she is

    Her fat fucking mother looks better than she does and her mother looks like joe torre with tits

  • Ozzy
    December 2, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    It just doesn’t stop. I have a headache. Going to lay down awhile.

  • Jakajhawateva commited life jihad
    December 2, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    That girl had you and the rest of her skank family to thank for not helping you ghetto scum,

  • Jakajhai...wateva commited life jihad
    December 2, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    That girl had you and the rest of her fucked up family to thank for not helping you ghetto cun

  • Papa Shango
    December 2, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    *waves magic wand around*

    Cup-able bup-able Make this chick fuckable!

  • Done with this shit
    December 2, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Of all the useless regulations Facebook has, why isn’t there one that limits the amount of begging you are allowed to do? Or at least state ‘this is the x number of gofundmes under this person’s name? At some point she has to put on her big girl panties and earn her own money. With a job.

  • Captain Trips
    December 2, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Cannot wait until TB swipes your money and runs.
    Secretary Tuuurtle is Aidan, we all know no one wants to work with or for him
    He wants to blames Paypal restriction on freedom of speech, that is not how it works, there is something fishy there. No entity can keep your money, but entities can freeze accounts when fishy stuff is happening.

    And now for my click
    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    • Haha
      December 2, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 2, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      ^^^Hey it’s the troll again with more fake news. What a shocker!! As always, thank you for choosing TBS.

    • Captain Trips
      The Real Captain Trips
      December 2, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      Don’t post under my name dickhead.

      Go kill yourself.

    • Scott Tenorman
      December 2, 2020 at 6:38 pm

      If I by back my pubes from you, will you go away?

    • Carlo Tempesta
      December 2, 2020 at 6:43 pm

      Captain
      You wanna talk trash like white trash
      How about your mother who lives in the back booth at sullys tap room and gives blow jobs for rum and Coke’s in the back hall

  • fuglycunt
    December 2, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    How do you find all these dirtbags who have so many gofundmes? Why do so many dirtbags have gofundmes? Why do so many idiots fund dirtbags’ gofundmes? Masks are for pussies and control freaks. Fuck them all.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 2, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Goth adults are fucked. You usually either grow out of the goth phase or muster up the courage to go through with your suicide you have been pumping up for all those years.

    • Captain Trips
      The Real Captain Trips
      December 2, 2020 at 4:37 pm

      Large gauge earlobe holes, door knocker schnozz, Halloween clothing that’s her daily attire; please drink some bleach lady. Help us improve the planet.

  • Mr Majestik
    December 2, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Mask this, mask that! What’s the problem with saving yourself or your loved ones? Use your last lifeline because you are preaching to the wrong choir! If I’m wrong then RIP to you!

    • npcfag
      December 2, 2020 at 3:53 pm

      He doesn’t have to since masks do nothing besides turn people into NPCs. Sorry you’re one of them.

  • Wastefield Bartender
    December 2, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    WTF!?! She can’t work full time because she’s a middle aged, dancing, witch, cat-loving full time college “kid” at Greenfield?? You know damn well that she is majoring in something like art, philosophy or psychology too. I went to Sprinfield Tecnical Community, 16-19 credits semester and graduated with my RN. I also was 19 and ran a restaurant full time. What a worthless, vapid, SJW twat!

  • D.B. Cooper
    December 2, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    “When my semester was over” tells me everything I need to know about this little brainwashed commie twat.
    This is what generations eating benzo’s and SSRI’s, leftist education systems and political manipulation has produced: some sort of super dependa that think the world owes them something
    Fucking useless mouth breathing cunt.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 2, 2020 at 10:56 pm

      Does it get any better than your response?

      Of course not. Well done!

  • Double double toil and trouble
    December 2, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    No amount of witchery cures crotch rabbits. Hence the anger.

  • Rich
    Rich
    December 2, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Not sure who is worse; this one or Joey Aiello from the previous story. Both freeloaders for sure.

  • Richard N. Bolles
    December 2, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    If she wants lessons on becoming a Witch, I could connect her with my ex-wife. May as well study with a Master if you’re going to put the effort in.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      December 2, 2020 at 2:07 pm

      Unlikely unless your ex does remedial classes

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    December 2, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    Odds are her mother died happier.

  • The prick you wish you were
    December 2, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    MY, MY, what a temperament on that racist unfuckable pig with saggy tits!

    What did the saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
    We better perk up before people think we’re nuts! Baa Da Ding Ting.

    A quick quiz for everyone!

    A, is she brainwashed because she wears a rainbow burn loot murder mask?

    B, is she brainwashed because shes wearing the rainbow burn loot murder mask in her own house?

    C, is she racist for culturally appropriating moroccan’ by wearing their belt?

    D, is she a retard for thinking shes a witch?

    E, is she an unstable virtue signaling cunt?

    F, all of the above?

    If anyone gets in my face for not wearing a mask, but more so, if they try to do anything to me for not wearing a mask. i.e. throw something at me, spit at me, or blow a horn in my face or near my ears for not wearing a mask, that is assault and battery. You will be reminded by brute force that I am allowed to defend my self accorded too the law. I dont care if man or woman. If you have a weapon and threaten me with it while trying to maskdabate and dont back away when asked. I will interpret it as you’re trying to take my life especially if you remove your mask to yell at me for not wearing a mask and I will use lethal force!

    If people started punching these people in their mouths for yelling at them for not wearing a mask. The world would be a better place. Masks do not do anything not even a n95. An n95 can filter out particles of 0.003 microns or greater. Covid aids is 0.001 microns. You do the math. In case you cant figure out simple math, here is the answer. It does fuck all. Your surgical mask, your bandana, your t shit, your wifes crusted panties (I’ve actually seen people wearing them) they do fuck all. What they are doing is exposing you too oxygen limits that osha has deemed unsafe for humans. What this does is cause brain damage. They want the brain dead to become even more brain dead. Stop listening to people on the “tell a vision”!

    #wakeup
    #stopbeingdumb

  • Osiris
    December 2, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    I would very much like to make gothlings with her.

    • That's gross dude have some standards
      December 2, 2020 at 2:06 pm

      And that my friend is how you get blisters on your lips that drip yellow and green puss. They will look like the ones that the dude who likes watching oiled men in tights touching other oiled men in tights has on his back. Although by the looks of her they will be much bigger than the ones on his shoulder.

  • Karen of All Karens
    December 2, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    I (the Karen of all Karen’s) also hail from the great city of Easthampton. I have not encountered this fellow Karen. I must find her and we must [together] assail these mindless children and rid my beloved city of them all!

    I love the Goth look – Hence forth I shall also wear nothing but Black Pans-suits and black lipstick. My new Karen disciple and I will ruin all who defy the mask order!

    And if we fail I will cry foul and try to raise some dough from gofundme – oh yes I almost forgot – BLM!!!!!

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    December 2, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    What a cunt! (credit R.P.)

  • F*U
    December 2, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    “Fucking pray for my mom God dammit!”
    Joe Biden’s world.

  • Obscure reference, but here goes
    December 2, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    She has David Ferrie eyebrows!

  • Bucky
    December 2, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Q: What could make the cute little girl in the photo turn into this vapid cvnt?
    A: Twenty-five years of the pump and dump by beta soiboys

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 2, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    Pro tip: if you wanna become a better witch… don’t wear panties. You’ll get a better grip on your broom.

    • Bucky
      December 2, 2020 at 1:44 pm

      The beef curtains also double as mud flaps

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        December 4, 2020 at 2:47 am

        I laughed audibly at both the original comment and the response.

        Unsure if I should be ashamed or not.

  • Aw, c'mon fellas!
    December 2, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Will somebody throw back some Jägermeister and bring her home and give her the high hard one already. That is 95 per cent of the problem, she is not getting any.

    In my day, there were never any unsatisfied women around because we drank.

    Don’t make me come out of retirement!

  • Charlie Parker
    December 2, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Any negro or spic stories this week?

    Thank you.

    • Yeah, but...
      December 2, 2020 at 1:03 pm

      …both of them are about your sister!

      • Charlie Parker
        December 2, 2020 at 1:17 pm

        No.Actually she is a greasy Chink.

  • Hervé Villechaize
    December 2, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    I bet her bush looks like Oscar Gambles afro.

    • Rockets Redglare
      December 2, 2020 at 2:20 pm

      Funny!

  • MJ
    December 2, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    What a crazy fucking cunt

  • Karls Sausage Kitchen
    December 2, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Bet she could curdle a case of summers eve.

  • BucketNutz
    Goth-a-Saurus versus.....
    December 2, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Leigha and her puppy, or
    Rayla & her megaphone.
    Who wins?

  • BucketNutz
    May Day, May Day
    December 2, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    If she hits me with the air horn, I’m ok to shoot a flair at her witch costume, right?

  • Bill Cosby
    December 2, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    I would roofie myself before hitting that.

    • Richard Ramirez
      December 2, 2020 at 12:32 pm

      Bill,that’s why they invented the light switch.I was thinking she would benefit from a long evening of not so gentle anal.

  • Dragon 88
    December 2, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    $17.50 for the cat delivered alive.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    December 2, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Another fallopian tubeless cunt!

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 2, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Her Elvis belt brought a tear to my eyes. It appears that her tits begin at her gut which is just weird. No Lives Matter.

  • Waraq
    December 2, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Looks like she stole Bret The Hitmans other Wrestling belt.

  • Bloop
    December 2, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    A grown adult begging for money for cats and dancing(?) isn’t the authority i look to for anything based in reality. Hopefully her death dinner is literally that. Cunt

  • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNugget
    December 2, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Nice nose door knocker.

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