Ware Mugshot Slopbuckets Protesting DCF Taking Their Kids Cry Police Brutality After Yogurt Slinger Swears At Cops, Won’t Let Go Of Railing
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Before even looking at the video, let’s just consider the source of this Facebook post first:
Here’s the thing – the second you mention that you’re protesting because DCF took your kids is the second everyone knows that you’re a piece of shit. Normal people don’t find themselves in situations like this. Only assholes who have proven themselves to be unfit parents, which is almost IMPOSSIBLE to do considering the kinds of people we let raise kids around here, find themselves in situations like this.
And if you think for a second that chaining yourself to a railing in front of Northampton City Hall will have any bearing on DCF returning your kids, it only further proves just how unfit you are. Seriously, what’s gonna happen here? The mayor, who has zero control over DCF policy, is gonna see you chaining your to a railing and be like, “This guy makes a good point and should clearly have his litter of children returned to him,”? Sure thing boss.
Let’s also look at the two people at the center of this alleged police brutality – Eric Matlock, and his “wife” Pamela Juda. A quick Google search for them leads them to one of the most magical places on the Internet – the Ware Police Department Facebook page. If you haven’t seen the collections of winners in their mugshots, check out our list of the Top 25 Ware Mugshots from 2016. That’s where you’ll find Eric Matlock:
Oh good, he hits people with dangerous weapons. Yea, he should definitely be tasked with raising children. Definitely.
How bout his “wife”?
Driving around in a car she’s not supposed to be driving around in. Because walking to pick up your next bag of H is way too much work. Does this look like a chick who hasn’t regularly woken up under an I-91 overpass?
Nope. That lady right there has seen some shit. But she should certainly be kept far, far away from children at all costs. Unfortunately her Facebook page is covered with the faces of children.
Now if you really wanna see what winners these railroad ragamuffins are, watch the alleged “brutality” video:
That chick has one the most nails on the chalkboard voices I have ever heard. You can tell the cops routinely deal with this cabbage patch coochie and her chudstuffing dumpster diver sperm donor, because they’re already on a first name basis with him, and they’re referencing previous run-ins with him which were more pleasant. And what does he say as they’re pleading with him to let go:
“Fuck you pig.”
Oh yea, he’s the good guy here.
Seriously though, I wanted to murder this chick:
“Stop it right now, please!! Why are you doing that to him?! All he’s doing is sitting there. He was quiet, he wasn’t even speaking!!!”
It’s a little known fact that if you tell cops to stop making a lawful arrest, as long as you say please they have to listen to you. Or just ask them why they’re making the arrest over and over again. That helps too. And definitely point out how he dindu nuffin, because cops are judges and they’re paid to decide whether or not criminals or innocent or guilty right there on the spot. Oh, and based off that tape I definitely believe that he “wasn’t even speaking.” Because he definitely doesn’t come across as a gaping asshole who can’t shut his cockholster. Definitely not.
Meanwhile, this guy was hodling onto that bannister like it was a new shipment of Blue Magic:
You had one job – let go of the pole. If you don’t let go, they will make you let go. And it’s not gonna be pretty when they do so.
Here’s my question – how long until the Northampton chapter of black lives matter loses their shit over this one? In this city, anything is possible. These are the simple people who made Noho a national embarrassment by canceling High 5 Friday at elementary schools because the sight of a uniformed police officer would traumatize black kids. Well, you’ll notice that Dipshit McGee just so happens to be black, and all the cops arresting him are white. He also knows exactly what to do to get white SJWs in Northampton all fired up:
Just play that race card baby!!
And right on cue the morons have begun assembling:
Oh yea Molly, that was a real peaceful protest. I liked the part where he called them fucking pigs. And hey, here’s an idea – maybe so many cops wouldn’t have shown up if moron just let go of the railing like they asked him politely to do several times. Guess where Molly works:
Smith College. Never saw that one coming.
Oh look, white women doing white women things again. Shocking. They honestly believe that an injustice occurred because a junkie, deadbeat dad criminal wouldn’t let go of a railing on City Hall while he was leading a protest, which consisted of him swearing while holding a cardboard sign.
And honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to see the City Council take them up on this. Especially since rabid lunatics like this run the City of Northampton:
Yup. She’s mad because Governor Baker wants to cut money from the “free lawyers for prisoners already incarcerated” fund. Because we DEFINITELY can’t trim some fat from that portion of the budget. Criminals are our friends. We should throw money at them relentlessly and go after the cops instead.
Anyway, I’m sure it was totally unfair that this wonderful power couple lost custody of their kids. I’m sure they totally didn’t deserve it either. Do these seem like the ranting and ravings of a woman who doesn’t have her shit together?
Gemma Owens is apparently some sort of ratchet rival of hers. If that name sounds familiar it’s because Gemma made our Top 25 Ware mugshot:
If a woman like this is ever your Facebook rival, you know you done fucked up.
Plus, Pamela is totally fit to be a Mom, because what kind of kid doesn’t wanna be raised in a borrowed tent?
Anyway, Pamela and Lulu Jin wanted media coverage, and now they’ve got it. Unfortunately for them it came from Turtleboy first. If you want fake trash news to go after the police, make sure you contact Masslive first next time:
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