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Ware Mugshot Slopbuckets Protesting DCF Taking Their Kids Cry Police Brutality After Yogurt Slinger Swears At Cops, Won’t Let Go Of Railing

Ware Mugshot Slopbuckets Protesting DCF Taking Their Kids Cry Police Brutality After Yogurt Slinger Swears At Cops, Won’t Let Go Of Railing

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Before even looking at the video, let’s just consider the source of this Facebook post first:

Nuff said.

Here’s the thing – the second you mention that you’re protesting because DCF took your kids is the second everyone knows that you’re a piece of shit. Normal people don’t find themselves in situations like this. Only assholes who have proven themselves to be unfit parents, which is almost IMPOSSIBLE to do considering the kinds of people we let raise kids around here, find themselves in situations like this.

And if you think for a second that chaining yourself to a railing in front of Northampton City Hall will have any bearing on DCF returning your kids, it only further proves just how unfit you are. Seriously, what’s gonna happen here? The mayor, who has zero control over DCF policy, is gonna see you chaining your to a railing and be like, “This guy makes a good point and should clearly have his litter of children returned to him,”? Sure thing boss.

Let’s also look at the two people at the center of this alleged police brutality – Eric Matlock, and his “wife” Pamela Juda. A quick Google search for them leads them to one of the most magical places on the Internet – the Ware Police Department Facebook page. If you haven’t seen the collections of winners in their mugshots, check out our list of the Top 25 Ware Mugshots from 2016. That’s where you’ll find Eric Matlock:

Oh good, he hits people with dangerous weapons. Yea, he should definitely be tasked with raising children. Definitely.

How bout his “wife”?

Driving around in a car she’s not supposed to be driving around in. Because walking to pick up your next bag of H is way too much work. Does this look like a chick who hasn’t regularly woken up under an I-91 overpass?

Nope. That lady right there has seen some shit. But she should certainly be kept far, far away from children at all costs. Unfortunately her Facebook page is covered with the faces of children.

Now if you really wanna see what winners these railroad ragamuffins are, watch the alleged “brutality” video:

That chick has one the most nails on the chalkboard voices I have ever heard. You can tell the cops routinely deal with this cabbage patch coochie and her chudstuffing dumpster diver sperm donor, because they’re already on a first name basis with him, and they’re referencing previous run-ins with him which were more pleasant. And what does he say as they’re pleading with him to let go:

“Fuck you pig.”

Oh yea, he’s the good guy here.

Seriously though, I wanted to murder this chick:

“Stop it right now, please!! Why are you doing that to him?! All he’s doing is sitting there. He was quiet, he wasn’t even speaking!!!”

It’s a little known fact that if you tell cops to stop making a lawful arrest, as long as you say please they have to listen to you. Or just ask them why they’re making the arrest over and over again. That helps too. And definitely point out how he dindu nuffin, because cops are judges and they’re paid to decide whether or not criminals or innocent or guilty right there on the spot. Oh, and based off that tape I definitely believe that he “wasn’t even speaking.” Because he definitely doesn’t come across as a gaping asshole who can’t shut his cockholster. Definitely not.

Meanwhile, this guy was hodling onto that bannister like it was a new shipment of Blue Magic:

You had one job – let go of the pole. If you don’t let go, they will make you let go. And it’s not gonna be pretty when they do so.

Here’s my question – how long until the Northampton chapter of black lives matter loses their shit over this one? In this city, anything is possible. These are the simple people who made Noho a national embarrassment by canceling High 5 Friday at elementary schools because the sight of a uniformed police officer would traumatize black kids. Well, you’ll notice that Dipshit McGee just so happens to be black, and all the cops arresting him are white. He also knows exactly what to do to get white SJWs in Northampton all fired up:

Just play that race card baby!!

And right on cue the morons have begun assembling:

Oh yea Molly, that was a real peaceful protest. I liked the part where he called them fucking pigs. And hey, here’s an idea – maybe so many cops wouldn’t have shown up if moron just let go of the railing like they asked him politely to do several times. Guess where Molly works:

Smith College. Never saw that one coming.

Oh look, white women doing white women things again. Shocking. They honestly believe that an injustice occurred because a junkie, deadbeat dad criminal wouldn’t let go of a railing on City Hall while he was leading a protest, which consisted of him swearing while holding a cardboard sign.

And honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to see the City Council take them up on this. Especially since rabid lunatics like this run the City of Northampton:

Yup. She’s mad because Governor Baker wants to cut money from the “free lawyers for prisoners already incarcerated” fund. Because we DEFINITELY can’t trim some fat from that portion of the budget. Criminals are our friends. We should throw money at them relentlessly and go after the cops instead.

Anyway, I’m sure it was totally unfair that this wonderful power couple lost custody of their kids. I’m sure they totally didn’t deserve it either. Do these seem like the ranting and ravings of a woman who doesn’t have her shit together?

Gemma Owens is apparently some sort of ratchet rival of hers. If that name sounds familiar it’s because Gemma made our Top 25 Ware mugshot:

If a woman like this is ever your Facebook rival, you know you done fucked up.

Plus, Pamela is totally fit to be a Mom, because what kind of kid doesn’t wanna be raised in a borrowed tent?

Anyway, Pamela and Lulu Jin wanted media coverage, and now they’ve got it. Unfortunately for them it came from Turtleboy first. If you want fake trash news to go after the police, make sure you contact Masslive first next time:


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18 Comment(s)
  • They call me Ponch
    August 9, 2017 at 9:15 am

    What the fuck is a LuLu Jin?

    • KimberlyS
      August 9, 2017 at 2:53 pm

      It’s a man, baby!!

  • Nichole
    August 8, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    I Forgot to include the 3 kids he lost custody of and didn’t fight for before pam followed by the 4 times dcf removed his son from over the last 4 years. 3 baby mommas and counting! Can we say sister wives!?

    • Keir Darcey
      August 8, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      This is exactly why I read Turtleboy. I need these smutty hot takes!

    • itsjustme
      August 8, 2017 at 11:55 pm

      It didn’t give you a clue he was a piece of shit when he already had three kids with three different women, that I’m sure he didn’t see or pay a dime in support for?

  • Nichole
    August 8, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Eric is a shit bag. Who gets out of any trouble he gets into with his smooth talking and pulling the fucking race card. I guarantee he had Pam propped up ready to go with a camera to get his fucking
    Five seconds of fqme. He pulls these kind of bullshit stunts all the time. Like this is gonna get their kids back. They’re both unfit parents who took their kids out of state without permission from DCF and the children’s other parent… oh yeah half they’re kids they didn’t have together.
    After dating Eric and him living with me and mooching off me for 9 months he left me for this psycho bitch. He then got mad as I moved on, vandalizing my car putting nails and screws in all four tires, threatening my current boyfriend and me. Got a restraining order that he CONTINUED to violate and talked his way out of it each fucking time, I gave up and didn’t botherto extend it. HAH his “wife” he can’t AFFORD to put a ring on it. NOT TO MENTION he “believes in polygamy”. How about the two of them get jobs and a stable place to live and try going to DCF the appropriate way. God i pray for those children they deserve better than this.
    Turtle boy let me know when you need a writer ✌

    • Shade
      August 8, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      Nicehole, you may have a nicehole and I’m sure it’s warm and wet but you are not a victim. You are the problem. If you and other women like yourself relied on common sense then thugs, I mean men, wouldn’t be able to pull this shit off. Thanks for shedding a little more light on the situation for future references you should run away, far away from naming yourself to having any relation to a person of this character. On behalf of all readers, I hope you have no children and especially no children from Eric matlock.

    • Sharon
      September 6, 2017 at 8:36 am

      Well said, as we know that’s the truth….you are not the only one they squatted with…DCF had good reason to take the kids…like you said…get a job and support them…stop living off the system and other people that work for a living…stop blaming other people for your own actions and laziness…only people that don’t know you believe your lies…

  • My 2 Cents
    August 8, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    He’s of course and idiot for assuming his ‘protest’ would be effective on receiving custody of his kids back, but those cops were definitely unnecessarily tougher than they needed to be. It’s true what one of the comments say: wait until he needed to piss or #2 and the problem would have been resolved without such a brutal struggle. I think I even saw hair pulling. Cops have a hard and dangerous job as it is, this could have been avoided by having patience with this idiot and the useless brutality would have never existed.

    • Shookones
      August 8, 2017 at 3:57 pm

      So If he was yelling and causing a scene, swearing at people, intimidating anyone who walks up the steps, tons of people calling the cops and complaining, he should just continue on until he “had to piss” or got tired, while the cops stand there and do nothing about it? All because he, and the person with the camera want to cause a scene and don’t want to be arrested, because they think they get to make that decision. Just continue on with breaking the law? Yeah, that’s how works, you do what you want, as long as you want, even while breaking the law. Because if you really don’t want to get arrested, you just resist hard enough for the camera , and you will gain sympathy. I was an MP in the military, some people are just not going to comply, he wasn’t, why would he? He’s black, all the cops are white, it’s in Northampton and he knows the camera is on. He’s got all to gain and nothing to lose by resisting and trying to make the cops look like the bad guys for doing their job. Violence is ugly, trying to get a adult male in handcuffs when they don’t want to go is never going to look good on camera, there is nothing movie quality or sexy about it.

    • BB3234
      August 8, 2017 at 4:25 pm

      2 cents is way over value of that nonesense

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      August 8, 2017 at 7:37 pm

      Yeah – the cops don’t have anything better to do than wait for some race baiting criminal, who is sitting down, to get tired and then just give up quietly.

      You snowflakes slay me with your total lack of consideration for anyone or anything that isn’t about you and what you think you’re f’ing entitled to. Your rationalizing and excuses make you look stupid, and that you have absolutely no sense of self awareness at any level.

    • WTF
      August 8, 2017 at 9:30 pm

      “this could have been avoided by having patience with this idiot”
      OR…all of this could have been avoided by the ‘protestor’ not acting like an “idiot.”

  • They call me Ponch
    August 8, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Eventually he had to piss or shit.
    Cops should have brought him a coffee as a tension breaker.

    “It’ deformation of chacheter “

  • The Executioner
    August 8, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    I bet if the cops walked up with a bucket of boiling tar and some feathers he would let go real fast. Just sayin.

  • Shade
    August 8, 2017 at 11:07 am

    I fucking hate people like lulu jin, molly meehan, pamela juda and her “husband” eric matlock. They are whats wrong with human beings. But the biggest dooshbag of this whole situation is the asshole who keeps asking “why are you kidnapping him?” Like really? You equate someone being arrested for a multitude of charges to kidnapping? That fucker should go jump off a cliff and reward humanity for not having to deal with him anymore.

  • JoeMomma
    August 8, 2017 at 10:03 am

    A nightstick to the head would have made him let go of the bannister… smarter not harder.

    • Worcesterite
      August 9, 2017 at 2:15 am

      DCF is not same evil bogeyman that “kidnaps” your kids. Per law, they have to have solid
      evidence that the parents are unfit to have them. Everyone I’ve met who is against them
      is an unfit parent in some way. This loser should never get his kids back and if he doesn’t
      like the U.S. he should move to another country.

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