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Triggered Easthampton White SJW’s Very Upset That Turtleboy’s “Fake News” About Northampton PD Canceling High Five Fridays Turned Out To Be True

Triggered Easthampton White SJW’s Very Upset That Turtleboy’s “Fake News” About Northampton PD Canceling High Five Fridays Turned Out To Be True

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The other day our blog about the SJW’s who forced the Northampton Police to cancel “High Five Friday” because it traumatized black kids, was shared on a Facebook page for neighboring Easthampton by this guy, who was pretty fair and balanced in his presentation of the blog:

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As you can see, the guy was attempting to use our blog to stimulate a discussion about whether or not a small group of parents alleging that their kids are traumatized from High Five Friday should be catered to. He doesn’t even take a side one way or the other. He just presents it.

Big mistake.

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Translation – when people say things I disagree with everyone should ignore them. Because as you can see from my profile picture:

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I am enlightened.

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Strong point Nick Caron. Strong. If I could paint a picture of the average turtle-hating butthurt, he would look exactly like this:

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Then there’s the “Turtleboy isn’t accredited” crowd

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Not gonna waste time going through and pointing out the hundreds of times we’ve broken real news here. Turtle riders know the deal, and so does Amanda Lamontagne. She’s just purposely lying to herself because the news we break, such as this story, destroys her fragile narrative.

Amanda is also an expert on the difference between the ways black and white people are approached by police:

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Because apparently she magically transforms into a black person occasionally, so she’s very well versed in the differences.

LOL. Just kidding. She read a couple articles on Slate and the Huffington Post and now she’s an expert.

She also says Turtleboy can’t be trusted because we’ve been “taken to court for several cases of libel and slander due to false reporters”:

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Correction – we’ve been taken to court once for libel, and we didn’t just win – we destroyed our enemy. For those of you keeping score at home, we are currently undefeated in real court AND Internet court.

Then there’s this chick:

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“PS I am white.” Yea, because we couldn’t figure that out by reading this comment – “With all that’s going on with blacks being shot by police.” Hey Andrea – sound whiter. You can’t.

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Correcting Seana – we do hours of research and persecute and humiliate terrible people doing horrible things. Your friend Heidi Norton-Smith is just one in a long line of dooshnozzles who was exposed for being a troglodyte. She’s an awful human being, who bullies people into submission by calling them racists. She deserved to be exposed because she thought that her ridiculous opinion should carry more weight than the 27,000 other people who weren’t allowed to attend this closed door meeting.

Rather than debate the facts, some chose to play, “I know who Turtleboy is””

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Sara Amoroso once molested an underage girl at a Bill’s game. I read it on the Internet so it must be true. And let’s be honest……

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It’s not that hard to believe.

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Gotta love it. Turtleboy presents facts that turn out to be confirmed as true. And what does she do? She says that Turtleboy is a “known racist,” in a vain attempt to discredit us.

Newsflash – you don’t get to call people racist anymore if they’re not really racist. Those days are over. I mean, you can. But we fight back. For years decent people have been labeled as racists, why REAL racists like Sara Amoroso, who have isolated themselves in all white communities. They casually drop that word like it’s no big deal to destroy someone’s reputation. But like I said, those days are over. If you choose to engage in such libel, we will humiliate and destroy you. Please, stop sexually harassing underage children at Bill’s games Sara!!!

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Then there’s the “ring wing nut” angle:

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Yup, Turtleboy is totally  “right wing.”

If You Think Deporting This Harmless Woman Is Gonna Make America Safer Then You’re A Moron

Definitely.

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No Stan, the program wasn’t cancelled because kids were “expressing trauma.” Not one kid expressed that. It was just 12-15 parents, led by Heidi Norton-Smith, who got a closed door meeting with the police chief, and lied and told her that other people’s black kids were traumatized by cops in school.

Another classic is the “Turtleboy should be arrested” Nazis:

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Yea, free speech should be punishable. Nothing fascist about that Renee!!

Then there’s this egghead

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who took it out on the guy who posted the Turtleboy blog on the Easthampton page:

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It’s true. The only reason people come to Turtleboy is because they LOVE our overt racism. ESPN is wicked gay because they’re not racist enough. Comcast Sports is OK, but Felger would be a lot better if he was in the Klan. This is a completely fair and reasonable take, from an obviously rational human being.

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This was my personal favorite:

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Oh right. Cops giving high fives to children is “harmful and dangerous.” Definitely.

Then there’s Cindy Beal, AKA “Auntie Butch”:

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Who apparently pretends to be some sort of pastor. She thought the Turtleboy blog was inappropriate, and instead the conversation should’ve started with the phrase, “in a country where there is so much racist violence everywhere, including police officers”:

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God these people are dumb.

This white chick pointed out the elephant in the room – there sure are a lot of white Easthampton folks talking about how all black people are afraid of the cops:

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Hey Ashley, ya know why it’s all white people? Because that’s who lives in Easthampton.

And of course he’s a college professor in Western Massachusetts. Because if you’re a radical cop-hating loser who can’t get a real job, your only available option is academia. Who else would ever consider employing a face like this:

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But wait, it turns out Ben Brucato has already made himself Internet famous for being a world class cop-hating bag of dicks. In 2015 he made it onto the Daily Caller:

“In the wake of a carjacking that resulted in a career criminal opening fire and severely wounding two upstate New York police officers, a fellow at Amherst College went on a social media tirade against the police, which included complaints that they had run stop signs to respond to the call of officers down, and accusing a mayoral candidate of “sucking cop cock.”

Oh, and you gotta love how he’s claiming to be a “professor of criminology,” in Amherst,

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because the school he’s pretending to teach at is denying that he’s a professor there:

An inquiry was sent to Amherst College regarding Brucato’s vulgar anti-police sentiments. While the school’s fellow clearly tweets as a “postdoc at Amherst College,” the school distanced themselves. Caroline Hanna, the director of media communications at Amherst, wrote the following:

“Dr. Brucato is a fellow in our Center for Humanistic Inquiry this academic year. The views he expresses in his personal social media accounts are entirely his own.”

Yea dude, looks like no one likes you. Shocking. The sad part is that this is the kind of person who is cheering on the gutless decision to cancel High Five Friday, made by the Northampton Chief of Police.

 

This chick was my favorite:

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And she’s a hardcore liberal:

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Proving that just because you’re a liberal, doesn’t mean you have to be a complete fucking moron. You can be a liberal and still be cool with cops giving high fives to school children. That is in face possible.

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • Mar
    April 1, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    a parade of fags

  • Lou P
    February 22, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    I believe that these two kids are traumatized with having two mothers, sleeping in the same bed together, as parents.

  • Pixel Sun
    February 22, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I’m not at all sure how I found this site but it’s incredibly entertaining.

    I think I’ve read through 10 articles at this point and I’m not sure where they’re getting the “racist” shit from. Is the humour a bit dark and off the cough? Sure. Would it be funny written another way? Maybe, but who gives a fuck.

    As a lifetime liberal, keep it up mate. Fuck the clowns that share the liberal moniker with me; you’re quite possibly the only “right-ish” site that I thoroughly enjoy wandering through.

  • Publius
    February 21, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Another great job TB. So called liberals are some of the most hateful and intolerant people on earth.

  • Lenny
    February 20, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    These liberal pussys need a cock up their arse

  • Chris From Georgia
    February 20, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    These SJW’s are the real enemy America is facing. They are ignorant, intolerant, bigoted and racist.

  • Sloppy
    February 20, 2017 at 11:51 am

    Easthampton is a white trash run-down milltown that is becoming gentrified by a bunch of liberal hipsters who wish they could live in neighboring Northampton but can’t afford to. It’s like Brooklyn for the people who can’t swing East village rents.
    The famous TBS photo of the guy riding his bike with the 30-rack of Beast Ice would not be out of place in Easthampton, and I’m curious what that crowd thinks of all their new neighbors.
    There were recently a couple of town forums for people to discuss Easthampton becoming a ‘sanctuary city’. Sanctuary status was turned down, but not before a whole lot of SJWs who moved into town in the past 2 years turned up a-screamin’ and a-hollerin’ at all the people who’ve been living there for generations to lecture them on being a bunch of bigots.
    I am personally in favor of seeing a Hatfield-and-McCoyesque all-out violent showdown between the white trash and the liberal hipsters. It would last about 25 minutes and the white trash would kick ass and celebrate with 30-racks of Beast Ice all around, and when it happens, I’ll be there filming it and send my footage straight in to TBS so they can do a story.

  • Jon
    February 20, 2017 at 11:40 am

    You are an adolescent loser. But you already know that I think. You may have a reasonable point, but no reasonable people will ever Listen to you and you will remain an impotent troll ruffliing the feathers of decent people while making yourself feel cool.

  • Johm
    February 20, 2017 at 9:42 am

    Delusional haters who exist in a parallel universe.

  • A confused Masshole
    February 20, 2017 at 9:34 am

    Having read this entire article, hopefully I armed with just enough information to be inflammatory. To that point:
    How does one even get a closed door meeting (is that legal?) regarding a decision affecting so many? Furthermore, who chose this aggregation to represent them blindly? And lastly, how can anyone say with a straight face, that they have done any good at all when the end result is A. People have been (unknowingly?) repressed, and
    2. Attempted to cover up the truth
    -because that certainly doesn’t sound great to me.

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    February 20, 2017 at 9:12 am

    Ben Brucato teaches Sociology @ UMASS and is a cop hating, race baiting, white turd. “Sucking cop cock”, seriously?! Our tax dollars at work?! Fuck you Ben Brucato! His page says University of Massachusetts Amherst — Lecturer, Department of Sociology (2016-present, Amherst, MA. Hopefully it says 2017 in place of present soon. I can’t believe my taxes pay for this crap!

    • Lenny
      February 20, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      We should get this guy fired

  • Cindy
    February 20, 2017 at 7:52 am

    Dear God these white SJW’s are nothing short of idiotic. As a vet I am almost embarrassed that I defended their right to speak. They are CLUEless. Be afraid America, these are the bafoons that are multiplying like rabbits and slowly destroying this country. If you find one wandering the streets, take it to the vet to have it spayed or neutered.

  • Spankster
    February 20, 2017 at 6:50 am

    This gaggle of assholes is nothing but a drum circle looking for a place to start beating !! Problem is. I don’t believe I know which one I would beat first.

  • Hampden County Trapper
    February 20, 2017 at 1:03 am

    Bet these people were all brainwashed–er, I meant educated, at Hampshire College.

    • Joe
      February 23, 2017 at 3:53 pm

      Hampshire College leads in this poll, “Your Degree is Worthless”

  • Cat Vomit Tango
    February 20, 2017 at 12:58 am

    TBS is on fire tonight. Back to back awesome articles.

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