Triggered Easthampton White SJW’s Very Upset That Turtleboy’s “Fake News” About Northampton PD Canceling High Five Fridays Turned Out To Be True
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The other day our blog about the SJW’s who forced the Northampton Police to cancel “High Five Friday” because it traumatized black kids, was shared on a Facebook page for neighboring Easthampton by this guy, who was pretty fair and balanced in his presentation of the blog:
As you can see, the guy was attempting to use our blog to stimulate a discussion about whether or not a small group of parents alleging that their kids are traumatized from High Five Friday should be catered to. He doesn’t even take a side one way or the other. He just presents it.
Translation – when people say things I disagree with everyone should ignore them. Because as you can see from my profile picture:
I am enlightened.
Strong point Nick Caron. Strong. If I could paint a picture of the average turtle-hating butthurt, he would look exactly like this:
Then there’s the “Turtleboy isn’t accredited” crowd
Not gonna waste time going through and pointing out the hundreds of times we’ve broken real news here. Turtle riders know the deal, and so does Amanda Lamontagne. She’s just purposely lying to herself because the news we break, such as this story, destroys her fragile narrative.
Amanda is also an expert on the difference between the ways black and white people are approached by police:
Because apparently she magically transforms into a black person occasionally, so she’s very well versed in the differences.
LOL. Just kidding. She read a couple articles on Slate and the Huffington Post and now she’s an expert.
She also says Turtleboy can’t be trusted because we’ve been “taken to court for several cases of libel and slander due to false reporters”:
Correction – we’ve been taken to court once for libel, and we didn’t just win – we destroyed our enemy. For those of you keeping score at home, we are currently undefeated in real court AND Internet court.
Then there’s this chick:
Check out Andrea’s hot take:
“PS I am white.” Yea, because we couldn’t figure that out by reading this comment – “With all that’s going on with blacks being shot by police.” Hey Andrea – sound whiter. You can’t.
Correcting Seana – we do hours of research and persecute and humiliate terrible people doing horrible things. Your friend Heidi Norton-Smith is just one in a long line of dooshnozzles who was exposed for being a troglodyte. She’s an awful human being, who bullies people into submission by calling them racists. She deserved to be exposed because she thought that her ridiculous opinion should carry more weight than the 27,000 other people who weren’t allowed to attend this closed door meeting.
Rather than debate the facts, some chose to play, “I know who Turtleboy is””
Sara Amoroso once molested an underage girl at a Bill’s game. I read it on the Internet so it must be true. And let’s be honest……
It’s not that hard to believe.
Gotta love it. Turtleboy presents facts that turn out to be confirmed as true. And what does she do? She says that Turtleboy is a “known racist,” in a vain attempt to discredit us.
Newsflash – you don’t get to call people racist anymore if they’re not really racist. Those days are over. I mean, you can. But we fight back. For years decent people have been labeled as racists, why REAL racists like Sara Amoroso, who have isolated themselves in all white communities. They casually drop that word like it’s no big deal to destroy someone’s reputation. But like I said, those days are over. If you choose to engage in such libel, we will humiliate and destroy you. Please, stop sexually harassing underage children at Bill’s games Sara!!!
Then there’s the “ring wing nut” angle:
Yup, Turtleboy is totally “right wing.”
No Stan, the program wasn’t cancelled because kids were “expressing trauma.” Not one kid expressed that. It was just 12-15 parents, led by Heidi Norton-Smith, who got a closed door meeting with the police chief, and lied and told her that other people’s black kids were traumatized by cops in school.
Another classic is the “Turtleboy should be arrested” Nazis:
Yea, free speech should be punishable. Nothing fascist about that Renee!!
Then there’s this egghead
who took it out on the guy who posted the Turtleboy blog on the Easthampton page:
It’s true. The only reason people come to Turtleboy is because they LOVE our overt racism. ESPN is wicked gay because they’re not racist enough. Comcast Sports is OK, but Felger would be a lot better if he was in the Klan. This is a completely fair and reasonable take, from an obviously rational human being.
This was my personal favorite:
Oh right. Cops giving high fives to children is “harmful and dangerous.” Definitely.
Then there’s Cindy Beal, AKA “Auntie Butch”:
Who apparently pretends to be some sort of pastor. She thought the Turtleboy blog was inappropriate, and instead the conversation should’ve started with the phrase, “in a country where there is so much racist violence everywhere, including police officers”:
God these people are dumb.
This white chick pointed out the elephant in the room – there sure are a lot of white Easthampton folks talking about how all black people are afraid of the cops:
Hey Ashley, ya know why it’s all white people? Because that’s who lives in Easthampton.
And of course he’s a college professor in Western Massachusetts. Because if you’re a radical cop-hating loser who can’t get a real job, your only available option is academia. Who else would ever consider employing a face like this:
But wait, it turns out Ben Brucato has already made himself Internet famous for being a world class cop-hating bag of dicks. In 2015 he made it onto the Daily Caller:
“In the wake of a carjacking that resulted in a career criminal opening fire and severely wounding two upstate New York police officers, a fellow at Amherst College went on a social media tirade against the police, which included complaints that they had run stop signs to respond to the call of officers down, and accusing a mayoral candidate of “sucking cop cock.”
Another cop just sped down Pinewoods, probably about 60 mph, blew right through the stop sign in front of our house without slowing down.
— Ben (@BrewedTaco) August 23, 2015
Wiltshire's sucking cop cock and doesn't say a thing about the man killed by police. https://t.co/3glDOHFQ6a
— Ben (@BrewedTaco) August 23, 2015
Oh, and you gotta love how he’s claiming to be a “professor of criminology,” in Amherst,
because the school he’s pretending to teach at is denying that he’s a professor there:
An inquiry was sent to Amherst College regarding Brucato’s vulgar anti-police sentiments. While the school’s fellow clearly tweets as a “postdoc at Amherst College,” the school distanced themselves. Caroline Hanna, the director of media communications at Amherst, wrote the following:
“Dr. Brucato is a fellow in our Center for Humanistic Inquiry this academic year. The views he expresses in his personal social media accounts are entirely his own.”
Yea dude, looks like no one likes you. Shocking. The sad part is that this is the kind of person who is cheering on the gutless decision to cancel High Five Friday, made by the Northampton Chief of Police.
This chick was my favorite:
And she’s a hardcore liberal:
Proving that just because you’re a liberal, doesn’t mean you have to be a complete fucking moron. You can be a liberal and still be cool with cops giving high fives to school children. That is in face possible.
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