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EBT Phone Homies Do Midnight Bike Ride Through I-93 Tunnel In Downtown Boston 


Meanwhile in Boston Saturday night……

This never would’ve happened before legalized weed. Madness! (Edit – joking, obviously)

Nothing to see here. Just a bunch of EBT Phone Homies taking up multiple lanes of traffic, doing wheelies, and flipping off cars underneath downtown Boston on the most heavily trafficked interstate in the Massachusetts.

This is what happens when it finally cracks 60 degrees for the first time. The Mission Hill McNugget in the outer lane seemed insistent on taking up a third lane too.

I can’t wait for the inevitable, “yea but, at least they’re not out shooting people or joining gangs” from the “bikes up, guns down” hoodbooger patrol that inevitably shows up when something like this happens. As if the only options kids have in life are joining gangs or risking their lives, and the lives of other people, by breaking the law like this.

The term “kids” should be loosely applied in this case:

Bitch tits Bennie over here looks like every guy who owns a bodega in Roxbury ever. He’s clearly an adult, yet he hangs around with what appear to be a bunch of 11 year olds driving bicycles that no doubt once belonged to some poor kids in Dedham. But I guess when sexual intimacy with a woman your age is out of the question this is the biggest thrill you have going for you in life.

According to Fox 25 News none of them were arrested for this.

Police said about 30 kids on bicycles entered the tunnel from Leverett Circle around 6:30 p.m. Saturday. Video shows the teens riding alongside cars in the tunnel Saturday night, and the Massachusetts Department of Transportation said they were also spotted on the Zakim Bridge. William Dyer and his wife were heading home from Cambridge to Hanover Saturday evening when his truck was surrounded by the bikes.

“I see a kid riding a wheelie on the highway, and I thought they were making a movie, so I got all excited,Dyer said. I thought we were going to be in the movies because they are making so many movies in Boston now.”

But, when Dyer didn’t see any film crews, he began to worry.

“That’s when I put my hazards on, and I stayed behind them so no one would get hit because we were going around corners and people were beeping the horn, Dyer said. I was afraid someone was going to get hurt, it was dangerous.”

Dyer said the teens could have easily been injured.

People were coming around 60 miles per hour then locking up the brakes, Dyer said. “I just didn’t want the kids to get hurt, some of them looked like they were 14 years old.”

Troopers responded to the tunnel and police said they forced them out at South Station. Police said once the group was out of the tunnel, they dispersed and fled, and police did not pursue. 

The guy who was interviewed likely saved their lives. Without him essentially acting as their escort several of them likely would’ve ended up as Fanueil Hall flapjacks. Don’t worry though, he won’t receive a thank you from these gutter nuggets or their useless parents. Kids who are raised like this don’t come from homes where gratitude or manners are things that are valued. Ultimately a complete stranger cared more about the well being of a bunch of kids than the people who are tasked with raising them.

These are shitty kids with shitty parents who will never be held accountable for their behavior. They will never be held accountable for their out of control behavior, and when they fail in school or inevitably end up in jail it will be blamed on racism, police brutality, “the system,” or whatever else some local activist can pull out of their bag of excuses.

These are kids with zero direction in life with no regard for their safety, but even less regard for the safety of others. This is a highway where people are traveling over 60 mph. If anyone had slammed their brakes and slightly turned the wheel after seeing this they risked getting into an uncontrollable skid, which easily could kill them or other drivers.

These are the kids who will grow up with a sense of entitlement and believe they will be owed something simply because they grew up poor. I’m sure when they misbehave in school they face little consequences because schools are too afraid to punish kids now, thanks to politicians like Dante Comparetto who accuse them of racism if children are held accountable for their behavior. By the time they’re adults these character flaws enabled by well intentioned but oblivious social justice warriors, will be too late to correct.

It’s just yet another example of why we need to pass legislation requiring a license to reproduce. Seems kind of common sense at this point. It’s a long shot here, but if you know who any of these kids are, we would love to know so we can give their parents the public shaming that everyone else is too afraid to.



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59 Comment(s)
  • Chip Striker
    April 4, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    I bet none of them had tapered sweat pants and that dumb Odell Beckham hairdo.
    Fucking losers, bomb all the ghettos and really make America great again.

  • don
    April 3, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    I would have drove by and threw my beer at them.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    April 2, 2019 at 11:33 am

    I fucking hate morons who think they can pedal a bike as fast as a car.
    It should be legal to run them over. It just seems like natural selection to me.
    Move bitch. Get the fuck out of my way.

    So let the retarded children win the darwin award.

  • TJB
    April 2, 2019 at 11:17 am

    De’shondel just wait until your FATHER gets home from WORK! has no credit anymore. POP is never coming home; and the work thing…. Yeah, he’s working on a case of natty light he bought with your Easter money. I don’t blame the troopers one bit. Every one of these Afro+spic turds is a human rights accusation. Let them roll 93 N; sooner or later they will be brown pancakes.

  • Colt Fourty Five
    April 2, 2019 at 8:09 am

    I think I’ll take up shooting at cans.

    Puerto Ri-cans.

    That should solve these problems.

  • Reactionary
    April 1, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    Import the Third World…become the Third World.

  • Noseface
    April 1, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    How bout all you douche bagels bashing the Troopers? Seriously, you watch that video and think the cops are the problem? Thank your local Democrat politician for empowering these worthless savages. Don’t worry MSP, most of still love you guys. Keep your heads up. Build. The. Fucking. Wall.

  • Billy Madison
    April 1, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    State police must have been preoccupied kicking women’s legs, investigating their own DUI charges, clocking imaginary overtime hours, etc. Wow, a bunch of kids did something stupid but probably fun. Yeah, they should be strongly warned not to do it again, but Jesus Christ, is this how miserable the overweight, saggy eyed do goodies have become? Its kids on bikes doing some stupid for kicks. I love it. Suck my ass.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    April 1, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Their fathers must be so proud

    … oh wait

    • Dr. Ed
      April 2, 2019 at 2:50 pm

      Tell that to a driver charged with running over one of them….

  • ElJefe72
    April 1, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    Honeycomb Kids, yeah, yeah, yeah!

  • Ratchet Rollins
    April 1, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    This is a no prosecution crime in Boston

  • Jim
    April 1, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    That could have been serious if a driver wasn’t paying attention, it could have caused some front end damage.

  • Side Note
    April 1, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    How bad does MSP have to suck to not be able to catch these lovely young men. 12 year olds riding bicycles and doing wheelies on a highway and u you still cant catch him. go ahead throw that safety bullshit at me, cuz its safe to let them ride in first place. IF THERE WAS AN OVERTIME CHECK ON THAT BIKE YOU WOULD’VE CAUGHT IT(Chris Rock voice)

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 1, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    They’re good boys, very good boys

    • Nipsy Hustles Momma
      April 1, 2019 at 11:01 pm

      Rappers just turnin dey life around but the man railroaded them. I mean deese 24 year olds just graduated 8th grade and were looking forward to becoming lawyers or rappers as a plan B. I aint sayin my boi was no angel but he was no black or brown debil neba. I mean who aint got a few felonies on dey record. My boi was just blowin off steam and the racist drivers going 60 in a 35 are to blame but the racist popo wanted to railroad my boi.

  • Win/Win
    April 1, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    best solution is to huck a drink at them and then watch them lose control and eat pavement. i wont mind paying their healthcare knowing i caused it. a little easier on the mind, ya know? easy excuse if u happen to get caught, “i was just littering officer didnt know there were hoodboogers riding bikes”. so again, please do not throw anything at these lovely democrat spawns.

    • mutha fuka
      April 1, 2019 at 11:41 pm

      always carry bee spray and a 19.99 fire extinguisher. no more tail gaters

  • bigdaddy
    April 1, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    I bet when they got home their got a good lecture form their father Who am i good no fathers in an y of their lives just a lot of baby mama’s

  • Filthy Primates
    April 1, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Too bad someone did nipsey hustle dey azz.

  • Mildly Irritated Observer
    April 1, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    No parents, no rules, no laws, no arrest, no accoundability, no condemnation. Anything else I missed?

    Oh yea, no problem.
    The clown world we live in……

    • Z
      April 1, 2019 at 5:35 pm

      Culture or brains.

  • John
    April 1, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Sad thing is, if one of them was hit, the driver would end up paying through the nose.

    • z
      April 1, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      I hope you’re wrong. Why would the driver be responsible when what they were doing was illegal and dangerous. Also, since there was a whole bunch it could constitute a gang. Pulling stunts like that is like when they block highways in protest. Illegal and all their own fault.

  • bston1775
    Weymouth Bob
    April 1, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    This is that stupid “bike life” crap like last summer that is completely intended to be a nuisance and disruptive… the delinquents (all over the state) claim “we are just riding bikes and being active” when they get called out and there are actually some adult fruits who buy into, attempt to legitimize and defend it. Weymouth Mayor legitimized it by acknowledging it as a “health movement” and defended it as “just kids riding wheelies,” then they started assaulting, vandalizing, damaging and harassing, you know… basic Massachusetts circle of justice!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 1, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Putting EBT in every headline stopped being clever about a year ago.

    • Concerned Bus-gate Parent
      April 1, 2019 at 4:23 pm

      @ Randall Guy
      You have never been clever

    • Big Wick
      April 1, 2019 at 5:48 pm

      It’s called CONTEXT, jerk. “EBT Phone Homies” is hilarious.

  • WhiteLarry
    April 1, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Fuck off Ricans.

  • X
    April 1, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    Hardly would have guessed it would be spics and shines.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    April 1, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    I’d love to have been in front of them and slammed on my brakes.

  • Lesson Taught
    April 1, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    They are nothing but BLM offspring maggots. Not too long ago some idiots did this on 4 wheelers and scooters and caused mayhem traffic as the police chased them down and arrested them. Too bad these fools didn’t get hit by a truck…they need a wakeup call.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Randall Guy's Big Fat Momma
    April 1, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Bitch tits Bennie is my boy Randall, you be nice he has a gland problem. That and he likes the cock…

  • Well, No Shit
    April 1, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    If one or more got killed, though, what a shitstorm that would have become.

    Candlelight vigils for months. Marches. Megaphone chanting. Rallies. News interviews with the relatives. More rallies. Makeshift memorials on the side of the road, replete with candles, teddy bears, crosses, and pictures of the poor cherubs.

    The thought of all that shit is infuriating.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 1, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      Let’s not forget the vinyl ‘RIP’ back window decals on the lowered Hondas

      • Well, No Shit
        April 1, 2019 at 2:21 pm

        Damn it! I KNEW i was leaving something out!

        Good catch!

    • WeRFucked
      April 1, 2019 at 6:34 pm

      I’m starting the GoFundMe now. Boi needs a proper burial.

    • Chris Seith
      April 1, 2019 at 6:37 pm

      Can you imagine all the religious candles and wooden white cross memorials on the side of the tunnel maybe a couple empty bottles of Hennessy to boot.

    • SMH
      April 2, 2019 at 3:21 am

      Their (grand)parent(s) will sue the cops for not stopping the kids for not wearing helmets and riding on the interstate.

      Soon they’ll be doing the same stunts on stolen atvs and dirt bikes because LE didn’t intervene.

  • Beto O'Rourketez
    April 1, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    William Dyer sounds like a cock smoking retard. He got excited by seeing a kid on a bike and thinking it was a movie being filmed? WTF!

  • Captain Trips
    Mad Max
    April 1, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Oh how I wish I could’ve been there with the 18 wheeler from The Road Warrior. Would’ve painted the pavement with them and the following month a slight decrease in EBT card owners would be noted.

  • hank
    April 1, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    Want to catch them? Report that they were wearing MAGA hats and they’ll be found in 2 minutes. And if they’re old enough to find their way onto and then ride on the highway then they’re old enough to find out the results of bike vs car first hand.

  • Betty Ford
    April 1, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    Natural selection will eventually do its part

  • Big Wick
    April 1, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    “Bitch tits Bennie” is gold.

    The hell with the unwritten rule of blurring minor’s , or uninvolved other’s, faces. Identify these hoodrats. Display their faces early and often. Shame on the police for not trying to round them off and send them to juvie until a “responsible adult in their life” (yeah, I know, no such person exists) physically shows up to get them released, and explain why they allow their spawn to act in this $#|+ manner. And confiscate their bikes, get them returned to their rightful owners.

    • Run them Over
      April 1, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      You seem to forget about criminal justice reform in Massachusetts as well as the new Suffolk DA. A better outcome would have been a fewlarge snow plows unable to stop in time. This is what happens when you give the criminal more rights that the average person driving home from work these assholes held up in traffic

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 1, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    The Massachusetts state police ushered them out and didn’t bother pursuing. The one cruiser on scene covered for the other five who were home sleeping but still got overtime for the shift. Fuck this shit hole state, Rachel Rollins is just happy they were getting exercise

    • I Support the Good State Troopers
      April 1, 2019 at 2:11 pm

      What’s wrong? Fail the written test or PR test? Because some Troopers got into trouble don’t shit on the ones doing their jobs. How about more outrage over these fucking little future welfare recipients blocking the road for people going to and from work

      • Tired White Male Tax Payer
        April 1, 2019 at 4:48 pm

        I was an evil white male who scored 100 but wasnt excepted because blacks and hispanics with inferior scores were. Also women with blowjob skills like Genduso.

        • bloop
          April 1, 2019 at 5:34 pm

          excepted vs accepted. I think we found out why you weren’t chosen.

          • Yo Moma Boob
            April 2, 2019 at 12:47 am

            Didnt catch the niga speak like I axed a man a question, I can see why ebonics may seem confusing to you.

        • Conan the Grammarian
          April 1, 2019 at 5:44 pm

          Ditto, bloop, my thought exactly. That’s why I down-voted.

    • Chris Seith
      Thin grey line
      April 1, 2019 at 6:32 pm

      That’s a good counter argument but if you read this blog you should know the MSP test only tells you how good you are at fucking me and every other person that didn’t persue a career in law enforcement over. Sure I guess there might be a good one but they haven’t spoken up yet so what am I left to believe.

  • Alexandria Occasional Cortex
    April 1, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    After the Green New Deal passes this will be a common sight in the I-93 tunnel.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 1, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    At least they didn’t chain themselves to cement filled barrels.

    • Kim Wescott
      April 1, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      Too bad…

    • The Vorlon
      Kosh Naranek
      April 1, 2019 at 10:40 pm

      Just turn the tunnel pumps off.

      Problem solved.

  • Kim Wescott
    April 1, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    In the previous blog, we got to see a video showing some ‘teens for Trump’ arguing calmly & rationally, their arguments backed up with facts, with a hysterical adult who had absolutely nothing to back up his assertions. Didn’t even seem to understand the difference between legal immigrants and illegal aliens.

    The behavior of these teens gave me a bit of hope that America just might survive this madness

    Then we see this bunch of self-entitled hoodlums causing mayhem – dashing my hopes for a sane America.

  • Siskel
    April 1, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Squash em with a tire. Like a grain of rice missing from the bag. No one will ever notice or care.

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