In Boston we got EBT Phone Homies clogging up the highway by riding on I-93. In Danvers we got basic white bitches having a slap fest and clogging up 128 over who cut who in line at Trader Joe’s.
OF COURSE one of them is driving a Subaru. Guaranteed there’s groceries in the back and none of them are in plastic bags because….global warming.
Once the Real Housewives of the North Shore finally gets syndicated, it’s gonna be the most highly rated show of all time. You think YOUR kid is getting the solo in the upcoming recital? Think again. This is what happens when you mess with a bad bitch on her way home to Beverly. Don’t get it twisted though – she grew up in Revere. She don’t play that. You can move these people to Middleton or Danvers or Wenham or wherever. You can take the ratchet of Revere, but you can never take the Revere out of the ratchet.
(Editor’s note – I have no idea if either one of them are from Revere, just playing the odds on this one)
The blonde gave her the Manchester Matador by the Sea with the door too. Video starts off with her standing in front of it, keeping the Peabody porridge queen caged in the vehicle where she belonged. When she realized that she was clearly overpowered she stepped back and let Isaac Newton do his magic.
Down goes Donna!
You know these chicks have lived outside of the 95 belt for too long because they immediately went to the open fist slap, instead of the closed fist that they were taught growing up.
Next thing you know they’re waltzing to the Minuet in G.
Anyway, I would love to know who these ladies are. This appears to the be the license plate of the Nissan registered to the brunette:
What do you think? 23H K85? That’s what it looks like to me. If any turtle riders wanna run that one for us we’d love to interview them and have them on the next episode of Turtleboy Live.
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