Yesterday I published this blog about two Real Housewives of the North Shore rejects who stopped traffic on 128 last week to play slappy tag in the middle of the highway.
The police announced that two women are facing criminal charges for this incident, and did I get the town right, or did I get the town right?
This is what happens when you mess with a bad bitch on her way home to Beverly.
Anyway, I didn’t realize it was such an age difference between these two swamp donkeys. The 64 year old was the brunette who overpowered the blonde, got up in her grille, and made her beg for mercy.
It’s kind of bogus to charge the blonde with the over 60 crime. Beverly from Beverly has more fight to her than a fupasloth when the EBT machine is broken. She can hold her own with a younger lass any day of the week.
The cops aren’t releasing their names for whatever reason, but since we got a license plate on Beverly from Beverly’s car, we won’t be giving them this anonymity. Although Susan Lavoie was not exactly what I expected.
Of course her name is Susan. It was either that, Karen, or Donna. She’s the grandmother to at least six crotch fruits, which is pretty wild. When I was growing up my Grandmother yelled at the TV a lot, usually because she thought the gays were taking over. But imagine growing up and your grandma gets in brawls with women half her age on the highway? Christmas is gonna be lit this year!
Anyway, if you know who the other woman is I think it’s only fair game that she gets a blog too. Hit me up on TBNews Facebook page if you got that intel.
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