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Grammy Pacquiao From 128 Slappy Fight Is Beverly Grandmother Of 6 Susan Lavoie


Yesterday I published this blog about two Real Housewives of the North Shore rejects who stopped traffic on 128 last week to play slappy tag in the middle of the highway.

The police announced that two women are facing criminal charges for this incident, and did I get the town right, or did I get the town right?


This is what happens when you mess with a bad bitch on her way home to Beverly.

Just sayin.

Anyway, I didn’t realize it was such an age difference between these two swamp donkeys. The 64 year old was the brunette who overpowered the blonde, got up in her grille, and made her beg for mercy.

It’s kind of bogus to charge the blonde with the over 60 crime. Beverly from Beverly has more fight to her than a fupasloth when the EBT machine is broken. She can hold her own with a younger lass any day of the week.

The cops aren’t releasing their names for whatever reason, but since we got a license plate on Beverly from Beverly’s car, we won’t be giving them this anonymity. Although Susan Lavoie was not exactly what I expected.

Of course her name is Susan. It was either that, Karen, or Donna. She’s the grandmother to at least six crotch fruits, which is pretty wild. When I was growing up my Grandmother yelled at the TV a lot, usually because she thought the gays were taking over. But imagine growing up and your grandma gets in brawls with women half her age on the highway? Christmas is gonna be lit this year!

Anyway, if you know who the other woman is I think it’s only fair game that she gets a blog too. Hit me up on TBNews Facebook page if you got that intel.


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33 Comment(s)
  • slut hunter
    April 6, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Catherine A. Bergen, 33, of 69 Witham St.,Gloucester is scheduled to be arraigned April 24 on charges that include assault and battery on a person over 60 causing injury, driving recklessly to endanger, assault, disorderly conduct, and stopping/parking on a state highway.

  • Master Baiter
    April 4, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I’ve seen her bowling in Danvers at Sunnyside bowladrome. Post menopausal, hard to contain themselves sometimes, good for her standing up to the glosta skank. I’ll stick with youporn and my right hand though

  • Randall Size Queen Guy
    April 3, 2019 at 11:23 am

    There’s no lower white trash than North Shore White Trash

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    April 3, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Lol being 64 and still driving an Altima. Peasant, plebe.

  • Turd Reversalist
    April 3, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Mature is good. Some parts retain their usefulness and appeal.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 2, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    I’ll be fighting on the highway……when I’m 64

  • DJ
    April 2, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Good for you Susan. Fucking young cunt deserved it

  • Ginger Antics
    April 2, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    She is a Ginger Woman your Honor the prosecution and defense rest.

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 2, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    When she fell outta her car I could not stop laughing But yeah the over 60 shit gotta go. Her old ass started is and attacked the younger woman who was only trying to protect herself from this twit.

    • Guido at St.Peters club
      April 2, 2019 at 7:16 pm

      I see the blonde as the one who stopped her car and approached Grandma, so will the clerk of courts or judge. Kinda odd, most chicks from Glostah her age are usually knocked up

  • Nick East
    April 2, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    That’s a divorced *itch face if I ever saw one, always can tell from the eyes. Who in their right mind gets married again at that age anyway?

  • Granny gone wild...
    April 2, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Powder puff 128, decision final:

    Gloucester girl loses to Nana P!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 2, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    More old white people on old white people violent crime.

    Let them fight and well sort out the bodies later.

    • Bridge over the river of ideas
      April 2, 2019 at 3:39 pm

      You just straight up DUMMMMMB

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    April 2, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Easy self defense for Granny Paquaio. Trashy blonde trapped her, got out of the car, forced open Granny’s door, in which Granny had no option but to exit the vehicle and defend herself.

    While there may have been some previous tailgating by Granny (do we know?) , the blonde initiated this and could have easily mitigated by continuing to drive.

    • bloop
      April 2, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      not sure what you were watching because i didn’t see any of that. what if the old bag rear ended the blonde and was trying to leave without exchanging insurance info? i didn’t see the blonde trap her or force open her door. in fact it looked like just the opposite; she tried to close the door on her. maybe susan threatened the blonde because she didn’t want to exchange insurance information because she knew she was fucked?

      • ChrisInShrewsbury
        April 2, 2019 at 5:22 pm

        I disagree. While I agree that we don’t know what led up to this, we know this….

        1) Blonde stopped her car IN TRAVEL LANE.
        2) Blonde was out of her car and AT Granny’s door.
        3) Granny was on the ‘in’ side of the door when video started.

        Those 3 factors together scream initiation on Blonde’s part.

        If Granny was trying to “leave the scene”, it would have happened before the Blonde knew it.

        Also, if someone won’t give you their insurance information and tries to leave, who cares? Take a picture of the back of their car and text it to the SP.

  • The Spunky Spinster
    April 2, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    Hey NSTB how did you find the name Grammy Pacquiao? When I google it, the top search led to xhamster and I’ll be damned if the first video isn’t her taking on a high school football team.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 2, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Time for Thunderdome with these two ladies

  • Dr. Ed
    April 2, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    And how does this correspond to the concept of violence against women?

  • Well, No Shit!
    April 2, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    “Grammy Pacquiao”

    Fucking killing me! Pure GOLD!

  • EJ
    April 2, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Why aren’t the cops releasing her name

  • Siskel
    April 2, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    … age is no barrier

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 2, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    Former anesthesia department?

    Not former at all. She’s still knockin em out at 64!

    Give me your number lady. If I need a barroom cleared, I’ll call you!

  • hank
    April 2, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Her drunk looking dangle/flop while hanging on to the door is laugh out loud funny. Great recovery though but if I had to guess, immediately after the exchange, she filled those granny panties up courtesy of the adrenaline dump/ Metamucil morning smoothie.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 2, 2019 at 2:01 pm

      No way man. This chick is Kill Bill material

      • hank
        April 2, 2019 at 2:16 pm

        Sorry man but no way. The little blonde stopped her in her tracks (with a little help from the car) because Grammy Paquiao (fantastic name btw) came out swinging and missing until she got neutralized with that weird hand holding. All she had was height. I’ll take the trashy blonde every time.

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          April 2, 2019 at 2:36 pm

          We need a rematch! Sit back, have a cold one, and watch the blood flow!

          • hank
            April 2, 2019 at 2:48 pm

            I’m in. Only if we set it up in a more appropriate place, like a Denny’s parking lot instead of a major highway.

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      April 2, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      i think she played neo’s sister in the matrix

    • Rick James
      April 2, 2019 at 5:13 pm

      “ immediately after the exchange, she filled those granny panties up courtesy of the adrenaline dump/ Metamucil morning smoothie.”

      lol comment of the day Hank

      Post menopause is a hell of a drug.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 2, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    I like this chick! She was owning the young dirty blonde bitch by the end of the video! This lady’s got spunk! If the video was longer she’s probably have painted that car hood with the bitch’s blood!

    We need to get her into a Fight Club. She’d kick ass on women half her age!

    Love and Respect there you brunette firecracker! Go Kick some ass!

    • Cupid
      April 3, 2019 at 12:02 am

      Arrow to the left butt cheek, you’re in love CT

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