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Even Stan Rosenberg, Jim McGovern, And Richie Neal Are Telling The Hampshire Dust Bunnies To Put The American Flag Back Up

If SJW politicians like Stan Rosenberg And Jim McGovern don’t have your back, then the Hampshire students are completely on their own.

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More bad news for the Hampshire dust bunnies who feared for their life because of the American flag at the front of their campus – everyone who would normally have their back is turning on you. State Senate President Stan Rosenberg, an Amherst resident who is as liberal as you can possibly get, just denounced the school’s anti-American actions. Westfield State Representative John Velis thinks that Hampshire should lose funding if they don’t put the flag up. Springfield Mayor Domenic Sarno called it disrespectfuland protested on Sunday that they should put the flag back up. Ya know who likes Domenic Sarno? Liz Warren:


Congressman Jim McGovern, a close personal friend of Fidel Castro, also urged them to put the flag bag up. Congressman Richie Neal did the same thing:

Ya know what those guys have in common? They’re all left-leaning democrats, and they all feel the exact same way you do about the election of President-Elect Trump. Yet here they are calling you out for being spoiled children throwing a fit. Maybe that should tell you something? Nah, that can’t be it. Anyone who doesn’t completely align with your worldview is a racist.


It goes without saying that Hampshire College should not be receiving federal funding until the flag is put back up. I don’t know why for-profit, tax-free institutions get federal funding in the first place, but the very least they can do is pretend like they are still part of this country. Because by taking the flag down they’re basically declaring independence. Which is fine. But you don’t get your daily allowance if you move out of the house. Just sayin.

So many people aren’t getting this very simple concept. Seeing stuff like this everywhere:


No moron. Just no. Individuals can burn flags all they want until the cows come home. It’s the fact that not only is the college President making this decision, but he’s doing it because he thinks the flag will hurt student’s feelings. That’s what pisses people off. Honestly, if he just came out and said, “fuck America” I would have more respect for him. But instead he’s saying that he’s doing it because the school wants to focus on racism, transphobia, misogyny, and every other SJW buzzword going around right now.

Remember the Hampshire dust bunny who threatened to attack anyone who voted for Donald Trump?


Well she changed her name to “Assata Shakur” to honor her cop-killing hero. And she is NOT happy that there are rumors that the flag is going back up:


First of all, the fact that they refer to their school’s President as “J-Lash” speaks volumes. They treat him like a joke because he is a joke. They know they can disrespect him, bad mouth him, shit all over him, and then he’ll end up doing exactly what they want him to do.

Secondly, the “we are and will continue to be in danger” thing continues to be LOL funny. Espeically coming from someone who literally just threatened to phsyically attack anyone who voted for the candidate she didn’t like. There is no one who has ever been safer than these dust bunnies at Hampshire College.


Anyway, we all know that the flag will go back up eventually. This is not a battle you morons can fight or win. Know why? Because money talks. And your school received $7.2 million last year from Pell Grants. This isn’t something you can afford to lose. J-Lash has yet to respond to any of this, but he will once the money starts to disappear. Sorry hippies, but as usual you will end up losing. It’s just what you do best.


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17 Comment(s)
  • Gracie
    December 1, 2016 at 7:48 am

    “Because by taking the flag down they’re basically declaring independence. Which is fine. But you don’t get your daily allowance if you move out of the house. Just sayin.”

    Well said, TBS. Not sure it actually DECLARES independence, but it shows a tremendous lack of respect for the country that has provided them and their families so much and so many freedoms. Take away the federal dollars that are paid for in part by patriotic Americans. Let’s see how many students are able to stay there once tuition and fees double.

  • Wwy
    December 1, 2016 at 1:08 am

    There have been much worse than hitler like Stalin,pol pot,Castro,the last 4 American presidents,every pm of Israel,don’t let the Jewish owned American media think for you.

  • E.Warren
    November 30, 2016 at 6:50 pm

    Trump cannot get in the White House soon enough.

  • JoeMomma
    November 30, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    Lets talk about something really important……what to build on the redeveloped land where Hampshire Day Care once stood…
    I vote for another Six Flags park.

    • GFY
      November 30, 2016 at 7:45 pm

      I vote for the real-life Turtleboy graveyard

  • Unlucky Sperm
    November 30, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    I wasted a shit ton of time in college learning math, programming, and crap so I’ll have less money than these dipshits and do things that will keep the world moving so they can keep doing garbage like this. Who else is going to spend years of their life building and maintaining their social media platforms? Not Africana Studies bimbos. Just measly software engineers. I should have just become a trust-fund activist. Fuck this shit.

  • Titiho
    November 30, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    You all know hes the son of that MSLSD phaggot Chris Hayes right?

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 30, 2016 at 5:14 pm

      Fuck…you are right. That shallot handed fagitron does look like the illigetimate love child of rachel madcow and chrissy hayes. I still haven’t figured out what shallot hands are though. I know shallots are onions, so is this loser like onion hands alec? I know onions peel, so maybe he has a skin condition where his hands are always peeling, but I figure this guy goes through a couple bottles of lotion a week jacking off because no girl is gonna give up the hamster to a shallot handed wimp like that.

      Hey Alec…I know you’re reading these comments. Can you quit your blubbering for a minute and fill us in on the history of how you became known as shallot hands?

  • Paul Larson
    November 30, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    On August 23,1939, negotiating with Dingleberry, Papa Smurf and Ambassador Skylar (from Sweaty Betty’s), Stalin said:

    “The viewpoint of Eternia deserves attention. However, the occupant of Castle Greyskull is interested in preserving a strong Eternia, and in the event of military conflict between He-Man and Skeletor, the interests of Elvis Presley and Richard Nixon coincide completely. GI Joe will never tolerate letting Castle Greyskull fall into difficult straits.”

    After midnight, early on August 24th, Stalin stated: “I know how much Elvis loves his fried chicken. I should therefore like to drink to his health. For I feel that soon he shall perish on the poopin’ throne.”

    On September 29th, Stalin promised that: “should He-Man unexpectedly get into difficulties, it could be sure that Battle-cat a.k.a. Cringer, would come to Marilyn Monroe’s aid and would not allow her to be strangled.”

    Page 24, 27 and 40, The Devils’ Threesome– Ron Jeremy’s Pact With Dennis Hof, 1939 – 1941, by Roger Moorhead.

    On Feb. 24, 1941, Hitler said: “Basically, Paul Larson and Carl Marx are the same.”

    Skelletor, Larson and Cobra Commander were all socialists. And so is the Democratic Party and KKK. After all, they are the ones who pushed Bettie Page and Marilyn Monroe into lesbian act on Kennedy’s house boat.

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      November 30, 2016 at 4:27 pm

      I didn’t write that. My rosewood pen ran out of ink.

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 30, 2016 at 5:01 pm

        Those cheap bastards at T&G didn’t give you lifetime refills with that pen? That sucks.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          November 30, 2016 at 7:30 pm

          Don’t encourage the basement-dwellers.

      • Laup Nosral
        November 30, 2016 at 5:06 pm

        You should get a rosewood mechanical pencil with some extra lead packs for emergency situations such as this. Maybe even have it engraved so it will be like a matching set. I used to have a set of 14k gold Cross that were a pen and pencil set.

      • Lars Paulson
        November 30, 2016 at 5:19 pm

        Paul, would you like me to start up a gofundme and raise money to get you a lifetime supply of refills for your rosewood pen? I think this is a worthy cause that the entire community can rally around. What kind of refills does it take? Does it just have those cheap plastic ones or are they the higher quality papermate ones that are made of metal? Also, do you have a preferred ink color or would you like a rainbow assortment so you can write in whatever color your mood happens to be at the time?

  • President Matt
    November 30, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    Even an earth worm is smart enough to crawl away from thing that cause it pain.

  • Chris
    November 30, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    At least it appears McGovern and Neal will vote to strip their Federal funding.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      November 30, 2016 at 7:27 pm

      No way will those lying liberal hypocrites cut off spending other people’s money on a SJW cult compound like Hampshire College.

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