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Everett Cabbage Snatch Skids Won’t Let Cops Do Wellness Check For Traumatized 4 Year Old, Cop Ain’t Having It, Hoodrat Blair Witch Cop Block Tryout Video Ensues

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Another fuck the pol-lease video is making the rounds out of Everett. This time the cops were doing a wellness check after a neighbor called the cops on some section 8 sucubus who goes by De Ziyer on Facebook.

I can smell the stench of failure and Goya from here Somerville.

A normal person with nothing to hide would simply tell the cops that this was a misunderstanding, produce the perfectly unharmed child in question, and go about their evening. Not these Everett ghetto badgers though. They do what ratchets always do – record everything on their Obamaphones and pretend to know how the Constitution works in a four part video series that turns into hoodrat Blair Witch real quick.



A lot of people are gonna watch this and blame the cop for being mean or cunty or whatever. Not me though. I liked her. This was a woman who clearly ran out of fucks to give 5-10 years ago.

Ho, don’t make me huff and puff.

I couldn’t deal with these crackmuffins for more than 2-3 days before my head exploded. They’re doing a wellness check. For all they know a kid could be in danger inside, and the crackbunnies blocking the door are preventing them from helping the child. She has every right to be pissed. This isn’t a normal line of work.

So many great quotes from these aspiring Salter School lawyers though. Like when the cops asked her for their names and they said this.

“You don’t have the right to ask me anything. I have the right to remain silent.”

Bitch, you haven’t been arrested yet. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

“I feel very threatened. You are in my personal space.”

They’re responding to a call about a child potentially in distress. There’s no such thing as a personal space when that happens.

Of course no hoodrat fuck 12 video would be complete without one of these:

“Name and badge number.”

Believing that the police are required to stop what they’re doing and give you their badge number must be on page one of the hoodbooger’s guide to the galaxy.

Of course they had no idea who was in charge in this HUD Hotel, since they wouldn’t explain who was who, and they were likely all wearing pajama pants. She cleared that up though….

“I’m the head of household.”

Girl, this ain’t Big Brother.

I think the most shocking comment I heard in those videos was this:

“Let me call my Dad.”

The odds that anyone in that video not only knows who their father is, but has a working cell phone number for him that hasn’t been disconnected for non-payment, was a billion to one.

Of course the urine stained couch they picked up during Alston Christmas is covered in soiled K-Mart clothing.

And they subjected a child to this who was clearly traumatized by what was entirely her Mom/Auntie/Grandmother/Cousin’s doing.

Get used to kid. This is your life now.

She makes a lot of good points in her GED manifesto though….

The Actions of Everett pd was very unnecessary and all un called for . SHARE EVERY SHARE COUNTS SHARE SHARE !

Ya know what’s uncalled for? A bunch of cabbage snatch skids escalating a simple wellness check and traumatizing a little girl because you think you know what the 4th Amendment is.

NO probable cause No warrant my 4yr old sister along with my 11,12 year old sister had to witness all this

Yea, no probable cause. Except for the caller. Besides that you’re making some strong points darling.

ANY ATTORNEYS PLEASE CONTACT ME

Giiiirrllll I got you.

Attorney Dick N. Vulva will penetrate the weakest point of their case and really pound them until they beg for mercy in court.

The comments were exactly what you dreamed they would be and more.

Lots of people can relate to a situation where they get handcuffed by the cops in their living room on a “false claim.”

And I know if you want normal people to have your back, it’s always wise to associate with the “fuck the law” the patrol.

Thanks for your support!

Turns out Mom/Grandma was there too…..

Luckily she didn’t attempt to intervene or do anything to deescalate the hostile situation her seeds were creating.

Turns out that cop be harassing mad dudes with broken period buttons.

Because people like this are totally innocent….

YO SEON HHAT SHYT BE MAD WACK THEY BE VIOLATER MI HUMAN RITES KUZ DAT IS AGENST MY FOR AMEN AND MINTS SO WE SHUD BE ULLOWED TO SHOOT 5-0!!

Shockingly the “we should be able to shoot cops who do wellness checks on 4 year olds in distress” idea started to grow.

FACKS!!

In all seriousness, the fact that these slugpumps are talking about shooting cops openly on Facebook is why so many cops are getting shot. This is why I always give the cops the benefit of the doubt in any viral hoodrat video. Because this is the shit they deal with on a daily basis.

33 Comment(s)
  • C. Lingus
    November 8, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    Officer Stabile did nothing wrong. She can ask that the camera be turned off, she just can’t force the issue unless ratchetwunt steps over the line, like striking her with the phone or any assault in general.
    As a supervisor, knowing that they were being filmed, the Sgt should have moved the conversation down the hall and out of earshot & sight of Cecilia B DeSwill when telling her to stand down.
    All these observations are easy for everyone to make after the fact and with only a brief look into what happened. The responding officers have to adapt to the situation right then and there while we get to Monday morning QB the whole mess.
    There were plenty of sights, sounds and smells observed by Officer Stabile and her fellow officers that the ratchet cinematographer couldn’t and most likely wouldn’t convey to the audience.
    I have to agree with one of the other comments. She is probably a mom and knows a shitshow involving kids when she sees it.
    My offer still stands for that destressing therapy. As many sessions as needed.

  • What Tha
    November 8, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    Double ratchetry… one ratchet, filming the OTHER ratchet, filming the police.

  • Ebenezer Screw
    November 8, 2018 at 7:10 pm

    Only bad police work was stopping the female cop. Poor kid has a fuckin gutter muppet for a “mother” and I can’t even imagine the shit this kid has to deal with every day. Not surprising that so many retards are supportive of it though.

  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLICE
    November 8, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    Well said Bob. Support the good cops… and get rid of the rare angry inept ones. This female cop is an embarrassment to good police work and good officers…

    I agree “This officer is absolutely unfit to be an officer. Within the first 7 seconds, the officer violates two peoples’ civil rights. First she tells the recorder to shut the phone off. That is a violation of Glik v. Cunniffe. Then she lies and says that she has a warrant when she doesn’t, violating the home occupants’ 4th Amendment rights. Then per department policy she doesn’t want to identify herself when asked. When she does, she yells it at her. Then she makes accusations of flushing drugs down the toilet, even though she has absolutely no evidence that anything like that occurred. Later in the video, she has to be restrained and then told to go sit in the corner, coming back numerous times and then told to go away again by a fellow officer. This is a person that is unfit to be a police officer. It was a good thing that there were other officers there to prevent this from escalating. Also, this wasn’t a child wellness check. Five officers don’t go on a child wellness check. This was a drug search under the disguise of a wellness check to get in the door. Lost a lot of respect for Turtleboy on this one. Your Miranda rights and 5th Amendment rights don’t just apply to when you are arrested. You have the right to remain silent at all times.”

    • You Must Have Been Maura Healey's Classmate
      November 8, 2018 at 6:29 pm

      No one’s fooled by your multiple names, Bob. How sad you need to self-validate by creating another screen name and then cut and paste your original nonsense into a 2nd post.

  • Back The Real Blue
    November 8, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    I love how the Sergeant kicked the female cop out of the apartment in the end. She was out of control with anger and the kids didn’t need to see her rage. The Sergeant was a good and level headed cop. Thank God most cops are like the Sergeant.

  • Bob
    November 8, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    This officer is absolutely unfit to be an officer. Within the first 7 seconds, the officer violates two peoples’ civil rights. First she tells the recorder to shut the phone off. That is a violation of Glik v. Cunniffe. Then she lies and says that she has a warrant when she doesn’t, violating the home occupants’ 4th Amendment rights. Then per department policy she doesn’t want to identify herself when asked. When she does, she yells it at her. Then she makes accusations of flushing drugs down the toilet, even though she has absolutely no evidence that anything like that occurred. Later in the video, she has to be restrained and then told to go sit in the corner, coming back numerous times and then told to go away again by a fellow officer. This is a person that is unfit to be a police officer. It was a good thing that there were other officers there to prevent this from escalating. Also, this wasn’t a child wellness check. Five officers don’t go on a child wellness check. This was a drug search under the disguise of a wellness check to get in the door. Lost a lot of respect for Turtleboy on this one. Your Miranda rights and 5th Amendment rights don’t just apply to when you are arrested. You have the right to remain silent at all times.

    • Maura Healey Must Have Been Your Classmate
      November 8, 2018 at 6:25 pm

      Internet lawyers – lol.

  • SMH
    November 8, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    People shouldn’t give the female cop shade. She is likely a mother and what she sees sickens her on a daily basis.

    • McGruff
      November 8, 2018 at 1:57 pm

      Help us take a bite out of crime. Spay and neuter all urban Democrats.

  • Judge dread
    November 8, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    I like how the hood rat said “call the constable!”

    Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t constables in Mass used for serving court papers? I’m sure she has been served dozens of times.

  • De Ziyer
    November 8, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    has some serious DSLs

  • The Final Rachet Solution
    November 8, 2018 at 11:40 am

    Yes, I definitely see no alternative besides rachets who pollute society going to war against the police.

    Since they will be doing so because they can’t stop breaking the law, that would make them enemy combatants, so I could shoot them too.

    Make it happen, rachets.

  • Mom's Basement
    November 8, 2018 at 11:12 am

    Boobies 

  • Dick DiBona
    November 8, 2018 at 11:07 am

    Always amusing when hoodsies proclaim they have an attorney like they have F Lee Bailey on retainer. Go to your average courthouse and mostly what you see is these creatures clogging up the hallway wearing pajama bottoms and flip flops chit chatting away to one another and waiting to see the Judge and waste the taxpayers’ money once again for the 5th time that year.

  • Seneca
    November 8, 2018 at 11:00 am

    Officer Stabile is harried and hollowed out and needs to take a few weeks off to restore herself, and perhaps revive her faith and humanity. She did not handle this interaction well.

    Sorry, North Shore Turtlebabe, but your take is 180 degrees off here. De Ziyer & her ilk may very well be ratchet, and this incident certainly doesn’t warrant the amount of Black Lives Matter outrage she’s trying to drum up on social media, but this one is on the cops, not her.

  • Randall Guy
    November 8, 2018 at 10:17 am

    The only one traumatizing the kid is the cop.

    • The Prison Pipeline Is A Completely Democrat Problem That They Will Never Solve Because... Thug Life
      November 8, 2018 at 12:12 pm

      Wrong. The mom permanently traumatized the child by bringing her into a situation where she can’t afford to raise the child in the first place, and she can’t keep her skanky ass out of problems because she’s a fucking Democrat, and as we all know, the jails are so full of Democrats that’s there’s barely enough room to contain them. Which brings me to the death penalty…

  • Randall Guy
    November 8, 2018 at 10:15 am

    Poor police work.

    Wellness check because she smelled weed? Weed is legal.

    Then she want to call DCF as some sort of revenge.

    That cop is burned out and needs a different job.

    I get that this girl is a dirt bag. But guess what…she still has rights.

    Unless you all wants cops entering your home whenever they want.

    • Back The Blue
      November 8, 2018 at 12:07 pm

      Yeah, well the cops don’t bother us Republicans, so it’s pretty much a left wing problem, and our dicks get hard when the left runs into problems because you’re all a bunch of misfit hemorrhoids on the asshole of America, so don’t expect anything to be done about it.

  • The Vorlon
    November 8, 2018 at 9:58 am

    Let’s see, Obamaphone vs. Glock, wonder who wins?

  • Dem strategist
    November 8, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Leave them alone so that they can go back to breeding 

  • Chahlie Fakah
    November 8, 2018 at 8:58 am

    I am very disappointed in that officer’s unwelcoming reaction to our wonderful
    immigrants to whom we owe so so much.

    But I am so happy that our tax investments are making such a huge impact on the commoonitee. Let’s up our taxes so that surplus can keep ballooning.

  • CrispyC
    November 8, 2018 at 8:34 am

    I’ve said this many times we are fucked. Retards and having retard babies and those retard babies get their period and start having retard babies. And I’m sick of working my fucking ass off to pay for these fucks to be hoodrats. Stop the fucking handouts and make these fucks work.

    We need ICE to round these fucks up and take them back to whatever shithole country they came from. Fuck you, you lazy retard fucks. Learn how to speak fucking English!

  • ruby
    November 8, 2018 at 7:26 am

    I believe the police did a well being check on a home in Milwaukee years ago and the resident wouldn’t allow the police to check all the rooms in the apartment and they left. The residents name was Jeffrey Dahmer

  • Lone Ranger
    November 8, 2018 at 3:48 am

    The female cop was unprofessional and did more harm than good. It’s their home. They have rights.

    • ninja turtleboy
      November 8, 2018 at 6:31 am

      based on their behavior here, i thoroughly believe there was a genuine need for a wellness check on the kids.
      i was so bummed when the male officer had the female officer go outside, she was killin’ it in there. i hope dcf showed up shortly after this.
      i’m sure if a complaint is filed it will be dismissed, but bless this woman for having more concern for the kids in distress than a complaint against herself.

  • Connor Lingus
    November 8, 2018 at 1:18 am

    I just want to help that lady cop destress through the therapeutic application of cunning linguistics and other tender ministrations.
    I’d even let her cuff me up during the session if that helps put the bubbles in her champagne.
    She probably has a great smile that hasn’t been seen in a while. It’d be nice to help bring one out.

  • P. Niss
    November 8, 2018 at 12:50 am

    I have to disagree with what you said about how the 5th amendment works.
    The crackbunny is half right. The cops do have the right to ask you questions. But the crackbunny doesn’t have to answer either. You have the right to shut up at any time. The cop has the right to speak.

    Even before they read your miranda warning if you say anything that they can use to incriminate you they’ll use it. The best thing you can do is shut up and stop giving them any ammo to shoot back at you in court later.

    Good article. I just very slightly disagree.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      November 8, 2018 at 8:54 am

      I wish she did refuse to answer questions so they could cuff and stuff her.

  • Leanne
    November 8, 2018 at 12:28 am

    So ready for 2 countries. Just split this one up. Hood rats and moon bats on one side, normal people on the other.

    • P. Niss
      November 8, 2018 at 12:54 am

      Nah man I say we just take a page out of George Carlin’s book and fence off a large rectangular state and sequester them there and then put it on TV with corporate sponsors. It’s a win-win. Then we air drop all the drugs the DEA seizes. Or just let them beat each other to death.

      • Big Lou
        November 8, 2018 at 5:52 am

        We don’t even have to use an entire state. Just fence off a good portion of the desert somewhere and let them have at it.

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