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Another fuck the pol-lease video is making the rounds out of Everett. This time the cops were doing a wellness check after a neighbor called the cops on some section 8 sucubus who goes by De Ziyer on Facebook.
I can smell the stench of failure and Goya from here Somerville.
A normal person with nothing to hide would simply tell the cops that this was a misunderstanding, produce the perfectly unharmed child in question, and go about their evening. Not these Everett ghetto badgers though. They do what ratchets always do – record everything on their Obamaphones and pretend to know how the Constitution works in a four part video series that turns into hoodrat Blair Witch real quick.
A lot of people are gonna watch this and blame the cop for being mean or cunty or whatever. Not me though. I liked her. This was a woman who clearly ran out of fucks to give 5-10 years ago.
Ho, don’t make me huff and puff.
I couldn’t deal with these crackmuffins for more than 2-3 days before my head exploded. They’re doing a wellness check. For all they know a kid could be in danger inside, and the crackbunnies blocking the door are preventing them from helping the child. She has every right to be pissed. This isn’t a normal line of work.
So many great quotes from these aspiring Salter School lawyers though. Like when the cops asked her for their names and they said this.
“You don’t have the right to ask me anything. I have the right to remain silent.”
Bitch, you haven’t been arrested yet. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
“I feel very threatened. You are in my personal space.”
They’re responding to a call about a child potentially in distress. There’s no such thing as a personal space when that happens.
Of course no hoodrat fuck 12 video would be complete without one of these:
“Name and badge number.”
Believing that the police are required to stop what they’re doing and give you their badge number must be on page one of the hoodbooger’s guide to the galaxy.
Of course they had no idea who was in charge in this HUD Hotel, since they wouldn’t explain who was who, and they were likely all wearing pajama pants. She cleared that up though….
“I’m the head of household.”
Girl, this ain’t Big Brother.
I think the most shocking comment I heard in those videos was this:
“Let me call my Dad.”
The odds that anyone in that video not only knows who their father is, but has a working cell phone number for him that hasn’t been disconnected for non-payment, was a billion to one.
Of course the urine stained couch they picked up during Alston Christmas is covered in soiled K-Mart clothing.
And they subjected a child to this who was clearly traumatized by what was entirely her Mom/Auntie/Grandmother/Cousin’s doing.
Get used to kid. This is your life now.
She makes a lot of good points in her GED manifesto though….
The Actions of Everett pd was very unnecessary and all un called for . SHARE EVERY SHARE COUNTS SHARE SHARE !
Ya know what’s uncalled for? A bunch of cabbage snatch skids escalating a simple wellness check and traumatizing a little girl because you think you know what the 4th Amendment is.
NO probable cause No warrant my 4yr old sister along with my 11,12 year old sister had to witness all this
Yea, no probable cause. Except for the caller. Besides that you’re making some strong points darling.
ANY ATTORNEYS PLEASE CONTACT ME
Giiiirrllll I got you.
Attorney Dick N. Vulva will penetrate the weakest point of their case and really pound them until they beg for mercy in court.
The comments were exactly what you dreamed they would be and more.
Lots of people can relate to a situation where they get handcuffed by the cops in their living room on a “false claim.”
And I know if you want normal people to have your back, it’s always wise to associate with the “fuck the law” the patrol.
Thanks for your support!
Turns out Mom/Grandma was there too…..
Luckily she didn’t attempt to intervene or do anything to deescalate the hostile situation her seeds were creating.
Turns out that cop be harassing mad dudes with broken period buttons.
Because people like this are totally innocent….
YO SEON HHAT SHYT BE MAD WACK THEY BE VIOLATER MI HUMAN RITES KUZ DAT IS AGENST MY FOR AMEN AND MINTS SO WE SHUD BE ULLOWED TO SHOOT 5-0!!
Shockingly the “we should be able to shoot cops who do wellness checks on 4 year olds in distress” idea started to grow.
In all seriousness, the fact that these slugpumps are talking about shooting cops openly on Facebook is why so many cops are getting shot. This is why I always give the cops the benefit of the doubt in any viral hoodrat video. Because this is the shit they deal with on a daily basis.