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Every Parent Should Show Their Children This Connecticut Corridor Rap Video So They Finally Decide To Give Up The Dream And Stay In School

Every Parent Should Show Their Children This Connecticut Corridor Rap Video So They Finally Decide To Give Up The Dream And Stay In School

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The following should be shown to your children to illustrate why they should stay in school and immediately abandon all dreams of becoming rappers:

Yet another reason to live far, far away from northeastern Connecticut.

My question is, did they fire $2smoke or did they give a promotion to the backup dancer? Because I remember that guy from the last 860 Money Crew video:

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Maybe he finally hit it big. 2$smoke seems like an unstoppable force of nature.

Anyway, if you wanna make it to the big time like him, here’s some friendly advice for all you up and comers. First off, if you’re gonna flash $100 bills, make sure you have a TJ Maxx bag in the background:

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Because everyone knows that ballers LOVE Tj Maxx.

Showers are frowned upon

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As is any headware that’s not a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat

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Always ensure that there are several half empty bottles of Mountain Dew in plain sight

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Make sure you have one chick who shows up for exactly four seconds to hit the blunt

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Choose a majestic alley, in which to film and smoke more blunts

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Bring your big boy finesse smile

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Make sure someone is wearing overalls

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Do the same white boy dance move over and over again

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And make sure the kid who forgot to put on Noxzema, along with everyone else, forgets to pull their pants up.

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Every day I wake up and thank the good lord I don’t live anywhere near Killingly, or wherever these rap legends are from. It’s like Grafton Hill with more trees.

 

 

 

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75 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    February 23, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • Brain Over-Easy
    February 23, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    Another suck on society. Fortunately for these dopes they can milk off their parents health insurance until they’re 26 to buy some time before sucking off the system for an ADHD diagnosed disability check.

  • Felicia
    February 23, 2017 at 10:05 am

    Lmao I have no idea where this is but it’s no where near where I grew up in CT. This is rough to watch.

  • Cris Gagne
    Wtf
    February 23, 2017 at 9:26 am

    I am ashamed to be white woman of an age to be their mother. This is why people get bullied, this is why kids get beat up, and this is why corporal punishment should be a requirement for young children. All of those stupid little boys, and I would not care if they were green with yellow polka dots, need to have the stupid slapped out of them by their mothers. If my kid made a video like that , the next one shown would be me kicking his ass into next week, not kidding. I would go to jail for assault just to have the pleasure of it. I am embarrassed for their family. Unfortunately they may have been raised by someone who may not be embarrassed and think it’s self expression, or better yet talent. Lmao , if anyone thinks this is anything less than stupid, then they all must be smoking some good shit. Go Diego go. BECAUSE IT IS not just stupid, It is FUCKING stupid. And by the way dumbass, pot might be legal, but having it bagged for sale , a scale, and all “yo ” dallaz, is a crime. You dumb fucks. Oh ya and that chick definately isn’t 21 so add that to th criminal charges. Stupid fucking morons.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    February 23, 2017 at 5:07 am

    Just a bunch of no-life wigga’s

  • Armed With A Mind
    February 23, 2017 at 12:58 am

    I think the most intelligent part of the whole video would be covering your face while flashing a gun (although probably fake) and then seconds later have your face be uncovered while wearing the same clothes (yup, the overalls). A little fb snooping and a background check wouldn’t be hard to see you most likely don’t have a license for a firearm or even a record considering you’re most likely just another paper gangster. That’s okay though. Plenty of room in the state pen. Ahhh yes this video just screams job security for state workers.

    • Sloppy
      February 23, 2017 at 1:13 am

      …unfortunately it’s the state workers at the welfare office who it screams at, too.

  • oneopinion
    Thacdude
    February 22, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    That was awesome. I haven’t flexed my abs in years. I haven’t had abs in years but they got flexed. I’ve never had abs but if I did I might have laughed or flexed them somehow on that

  • White Pride White Power
    February 22, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    I’ll never understand whites that want to be black. RACE TRAITORS

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      February 23, 2017 at 7:33 am

      Nah… Just moron poseurs following the herd. That’s all they’re taught in public school.

  • Sloppy
    February 22, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Give the rapper kid 10 years and he’ll be on Turtleboy again, only not for rapping, but for riding a bicycle while carrying a 30-rack of Beast Ice around whatever shitty white trash town that is.
    Riding his bike back to his mom’s house where he shot that video 10years earlier, but not to her kitchen, but to the cot he has set up in the garage where he lives. And not because he likes exercise and riding bicycles. Because he’s an unemployed loser with 4 DUIs and he can’t drive a car. And by then, he won’t be listening to rap, but rather crappy top-40 country, as he’ll be well into his white trash redneck phase.
    And then, 50 million people will see him because Turtleboy will be fucking huge.

  • Jaydine Lee
    February 22, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Where are you from turtle boy?

    • ??
      February 22, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      Fitchburg, who wants to know?

  • ElJefe72
    ElJefe72
    February 22, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Is he flashing Monopoly money? It doesn’t look real.

  • Bih
    February 22, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    Fat boy can hear the money calling from his painted paneling bedroom from 1972 where he brushes his luxurious locks with the silver hair brush from Dollar Tree! He’s got stacks but not a pillow case!! Keep it 100% Fuckstick

  • Disgratzia!!
    February 22, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    That little moolanian (eggplant) “Joeey Finesse” Thinks he’s la cosa nostra! Dumb fuck says “Stata geet” (shut up) and thinks he’s Don Corleone! Little Wannabe Malandreen!(gangster) I think he mangia lu gatz (eats balls) from la face ada zodida (the twat of his sister) Fuck off Lil Joeey, your Mama still washes the shit stains from your underoos! Tryin so hard to be a “made man” meanwhile, you look stunad (stupid) and your poor Nonna is rolling in her grave! Perry Como is more your speed!!!!!

  • Foisy
    February 22, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Id love to slap the shit out of them

  • jjg420
    February 22, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    Just gotta say… this isnt conneticut these are webster boys born and raised, while you are right they are idiots they’re no from ct. But ma. P.s. this group of idiots refere to themselfs as the “squad”… morons

    • Lt Dan
      February 22, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      When in doubt, blame it on Webster.

    • WormtownKris
      February 22, 2017 at 8:42 pm

      Yep. Those alley shots are filmed off Hamilton St in Southbridge.

  • TJ MAXX Baller
    February 22, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    He looks like the guy from Mask with Cher, if that guy was also autistic. That kitchen knife was the best lol. I know his mom gonna be callin for money to replace her cutlery set if he loses that weapon/bread slicer.

  • Boner Guy
    February 22, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    Queefhuffers, the whole lot of ’em. No doubt these guys are all ride or die in the Corolla until they’re next to a black guy at a light. Then it’s time to look straight ahead and turn down the banging beats.

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 22, 2017 at 8:13 pm

      Nah man…they probably have a 2000 dodge neon on 22’s with a bumblebee exhaust can out back.

      • BobnMic
        February 23, 2017 at 2:20 am

        Hey when is your next dumbass video coming out there ‘shitforbrains?’

        • Turd Burglestein
          February 23, 2017 at 6:38 am

          Why I do believe he’s begging for it. Are you begging lil bobbie? Don’t worry…I’ll get around to it by the weekend. Can you wait 2 days or are you going through Turd withdrawals already?

        • Turd Burglestein
          February 23, 2017 at 6:42 am

          Here you go you whiny vagina…this is one I wasn’t planning on using, but since you’re jonesing so bad to see another Burglestein video, here you go.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 23, 2017 at 11:43 pm

            Well, if I’m being completely honest here… I am still shocked that someone like you can have a position like that. You truly are not capable of containing your feelings or emotions at all and have no composure. You get mad easily, have a short temper, expect people to kiss the ground you walk on, and you’re always so easily offended. You also deeply care about what others think of you because if you didn’t, you would care about what I was saying about you, just like I don’t care at all when you call me a fake or a fraud or ugly or whatever it is you say about me.

            Your need to feel accepted or wanted sometimes seems so insecure. So, yeah… it’s a little shocking to learn someone like YOU can be successful in any field, let alone LE. I know quite a few, and all of them are the opposite of what you have shown here.

            Very strong and confident men, alpha males… You don’t show that here at all. I kept going because I knew it was making you angry, and that made it more funny to me. I’m sorry – I have an immature side and it shows online. In person, not so much. I had a blast fucking with you. I am ONLY responsible for one fake account about you, so don’t put the rest of the blame on me. Also, Turd is his own grown man and can make his own decisions. If you have not realized he was doing it to you because it’s hilarious and so easy to upset you, then I don’t know what to say. It’s the art of trolling Bob. Also, he is just as successful… He has done very well for himself. So, your assumption about him is also way off.

            Really, I don’t want to keep going back and forth with you because you’re stubborn and don’t realize how wrong you are and always have been. You have a one track mind, Bob, bob, bob, bob…….

            You want to keep talking shit to me, that’s fine I can handle it… but leave SSTG alone. Yes, she’s one of the new writers here, but she has definitely earned her stay. She has brought so many readers to TB in her short time, and is quite successful. Her stories are great, and so is her writing. You got upset with her because she wouldn’t let you boss her around, the way you attempt to boss everyone else around. It didn’t work with me, it won’t work with her.

            If you want to keep going than do it by email……….I already have yours (LOL) and have for quite some time… but don’t fuck this blog up anymore. Drop it already.

          • BobnMic
            February 24, 2017 at 4:07 pm

            Well wrong again there Fiesty. You have not gotten a single thing right or remotely accurate when referring to me from the get go so why would you all of a sudden have this revelation of sorts. And as much as you badly want to believe that I could never be a success in any field you are so way off your mark it is truly amazing to read your absolute nonsense. Maybe your failures in life you somehow transpose them onto me in here. It’s called deflection and table turning is one thing that you are good at.

            I had nothing but success and praise in my field and to be trusted upon delivering experience to rookies fresh out of the academy. Which most veterans do not like to do but I never forgot how it was to be fresh, wide eyed and yearning for a learning.

            Allegdly of course.

            And do not threaten me with this whole I have your e-mail address thing. I already know who you are and have known for a very long time. I’m just not into the whole doxing thing. There are reasons why people want to be anonymous in here and I for one can respect that although with you I came close a few times but never could have the conscious of mind to pull that trigger.

            And do not lecture me on South STG. I did intensely criticize her because I thought coddling up to you trolls was a bad idea. And what did she do? She flipped the fuck out and banished me from four accounts. This is my fifth. And this won’t last no doubt. Not to mention embarrassing me and my entire family. I just do not get why TBS would allow this shit to happen yet you and Turd just freely roam around in here and fuck with anybody that disagrees with you two. This is the very confusing part of all of this to me and it goes against everything I thought this blog was all about.

          • You suck at life
            February 24, 2017 at 4:21 pm

            You are soooo fucking clueless. You’ve been a jackwagon for months. You are so sensitive. Somebody mildly trolls you… And you escalate ridiculously! You called it “counter-punching”. Well Bobbie, you done counter-punched yourself into being ranked in the same category as the Fitchburg Wondermuffin. Congrats! You, sir, are a snowflake. You claim to despise them so much, but you are just as sensitive and think you’re doing the right thing just like the young ones. Wrong! So, enjoy your infamy.

          • BobnMic
            February 24, 2017 at 4:40 pm

            “mildly trolls” Really. I counted more than 10 fake me comments in one article a few weeks back which made up approximately 75% of all the so-called “Join the Discussions” in that one article. This is mild to you? Do you even know what mild v. severe means? I visit other blogs and I never see this shit. Only in here. People in other blogs disagree, call each other shitheads or whatever, but nothing like this. Not even remotely close. And I also never seen doxing elsewhere either. Just in here.

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            February 24, 2017 at 4:42 pm

            Hey Bobby, SHUT DE FUCK UP!

          • BobnMic
            February 24, 2017 at 4:50 pm

            Sorry Bartrash. You cannot silence or censor me. That’s purely un-American.

          • Branch Mgr from Holden
            February 24, 2017 at 5:35 pm

            Bobby, please listen to the Magician. Stop embarrassing our family.

          • BobnMic
            February 24, 2017 at 5:44 pm

            ^^^^Wrong again troll. Can you idiots get anything right? What is this – “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest?”

            I really should stop. Picking on the weak is never a good idea and that is not me to do that.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 24, 2017 at 6:09 pm

            You “know who I am” Bob, you’re still fucking threatening me??? Don’t you have any brains?

            Do me a favor post who I am RIGHT NOW. I give you permission… lying sack of shit.

            These people trolling you are taking it easy because if I had any ounce of energy to deal with you at this point, I would make your life a living fucking hell on here. They are being polite to you! Count your blessings that I just want you to be gone so you leave me alone… It’s been 10 months when the fuck do you stop??

          • Mama Lizzy
            February 24, 2017 at 6:13 pm

            Yes dear, for once please listen to your dear mom and stop this nonsense. We really don’t want you to further damage the family name.
            Please listen to the Magician.

          • BobnMic
            February 24, 2017 at 6:27 pm

            Fiesty you paranoid freak. I am not threatening you. I just said that I have the resources to know your name. What am I going to do with information? More than likely absolutely nothing. Actually more than more than likely.

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            February 24, 2017 at 6:32 pm

            ^^^^Wrong again troll. HAHAHAHAHA!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          February 23, 2017 at 9:39 am

          Bib, I think you’re the type of man who enjoys being dominated. I say this only because you come back here looking for trouble knowing your information is out there.

          I actually felt bad for you, then I read some of your comments last night… Yeah, everything going on to you is truly justified. You just don’t know when to give up. The sad part is, you’ve actually worked with many people I’ve worked with in the past.

          What a small world…

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 10:09 am

            Oh yeah… I love being a little cuck boy. I wait with anticipation for my wife to come home from her dates… So that she can call me names (sissy-cuck is my favorite) and kick me in my useless micro-penis. Then I lick the remnants of her date’s pleasure out of her. I didn’t like it the first couple of times… But now… Mmmmmm, I crave it!

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 10:13 am

            You absolutely hit the nail on the head with that one Fiesty……err I mean Frosty. I’ve had to get used to being dominated because my wife is so fat and my dick is so small that when I’m on top I just roll off and fall out of bed. It’s like trying to climb back into a canoe. So she has to be on top and that’s how we do it. Sometimes I miss the front door and end up fucking a fold in her skin with my 2″ penis, but as long as I’m getting off who cares if she gets her satisfaction out of it or not. It’s all about me…..meeeeee!!!!!

          • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
            February 23, 2017 at 1:03 pm

            About those 2 inches bobbie…..I think you may be exaggerating just a little bit.

            Ha…..little bits. I bet that’s what the girls in high school called you. Hell, Pewee from Porky’s was landing more poon than you were.

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 9:19 pm

            Well there Fiesty wrong about that. Again. Look – I fight the fight. I lost in here no doubt. South STG cancelled me because I stood up to her. And I thought as respectful as I can be. But whatever pounding the pavement for all these years will put an edge into your persona. That.will.happen. Oh well. But if you supposedly know people that I used to work with then they will tell you that I am a warrior. A success. I take shit off of zero people. I could give 2 fucks how big and bad you think you are. I think I have demonstrated that in here time and time again. Oh and allegedly of course.

          • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
            February 23, 2017 at 9:32 pm

            Keep subscribing to your fantasies, Bobby. You pissed off a lot of people because your fake “warrior” persona couldn’t put the keyboard down. If ItsOver didn’t out you, someone would have- I know I was a hell of a lot closer than I thought. Still want to hide behind the “protecting my family” bullshit? Because you don’t seem to care now- you’re still spouting off all over the place.

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 10:01 pm

            Fantasies? Ummm just plain no about all of that there shit shack. I never lied on here. Everything I said in here was the truth. Some people now realize this to be true. I wonder how fucking stupid they feel right about now?

            Oh well – I said a million times that I just wanted to just chill in here with the people I used to protect and serve. Allegedly of course. Not looking for any praise. Not looking for anything near to that. I got enough of that while active. Just a little chill action with people other than I used to work with and that is all.

            I always respected the citizens I was conversing with. That is why I succeeded in what I was doing. They called me Officer. I asked nicely for them to just call me Bob. Not one of them did not like that. When you open up barriers like that you get the people’s trust. And trust comes before respect. And respect comes before the people’s confidence in you. And then you get the job done with one of many different ways of achieving a successful resolution. Resolve. That what it truly is all about. Then onto the next of approximately 120 to 140 thousand calls for service a year. And that does not include proactive initiatives outside of incoming calls for service in Worcester. I know this because I Googled it.

            Allegedly of course. Not the Google part.

          • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
            February 23, 2017 at 10:18 pm

            Yes, fantasies, bobbin on dick. Before ~10 months ago, you were just chilling and there were no problems. But then you had to be the tough guy, keyboard warrior. You’ll never admit it. Then countless times you were asked to cut the shit and get back to normal- nope, Bobby doesn’t roll like that, he has to fight back twice as hard. Again, you’ll never admit it and own your actions. Too bad!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 23, 2017 at 10:25 pm

            First of all, I knew you weren’t lying before you got yourself in this fucked up situation.

            The reason why I didn’t post your personal information is not because I felt “stupid” or was “scared” it was because I felt bad and thought maybe retiring has made you lose your fucking marbles, or maybe you were just a lonely man now that your social activity that you would normally get at work is no longer the same.

            So, I felt bad…. Instead of being a cunt, I chose to just ignore you and every once in a while I posted as “Officer BobnMic” to piss you off. I knew, with certainty, that you were telling the truth once I started using that account, and that was about 6 weeks ago.

            So, please, jump off your high horse. You’re recently retired, too. So, we more than likely have crossed paths before, probably way more than once. I just can’t find a picture of you…. and if we have, I can almost fucking bet my life on it that you were probably WAY NICE to me like most human beings with a cock.

            My NY accent doesn’t exist in the professional world, so don’t bother thinking too hard. I’m also very quiet and avoid eye contact. If I find someone interesting I approach them for conversation, other then that, I talk to no one unless I have no choice. Not because I’m some mean bitch but because people spend too much time fluffing up who they really are, and I don’t have time to listen to the stories so they feel better about who they are.

            Anyhow… That’s about it. I do think you either need some sort of professional help, or maybe some friends… You seem unhappy with life.

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 10:36 pm

            Fiesty. To say that I’ve been doxed by a new writer in here after my support and admiration toward her is nothing short of I am bat shit pissed the fuck off about that. But a wiser man than me said to me that it is a cesspool in the comment section. Enter at your own risk. Not a great help but a reality check.

            And this is obvious although I remember a time when it was not like that at all. But for a new rookie writer to ban someone for not agreeing? So I threw down some heat then BOOM I’m outta here like some fat fucking baseball umpire at a Red Sox game? I can’t get on board with that shit. At all. Sorry. Allegedly I was in the Law Enforcement business. And allegedly I would never think one fucking time to treat anyone like that for a conscious disagreement. No fucking way.

            What you do is talk it out. Spend the necessary time and come to a resolve. Not this neo-nazi bullshit. That behavior has got to end.

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 11:15 pm

            Response to Fiesty that I missed.

            You say – “First of all, I knew you weren’t lying before you got yourself in this fucked up situation.”

            Ok then so what was up all this with I am a liar piece of shit stuff? You obviously, somehow, found out that nothing I said in here was a lie. Why did you not turn off the running faucets instead of being silent or maybe show a little support? I would have done that for you in a heartbeat. But that’s just me. And you are you.

            Admiration like I said I do not need. But to be called for nearly a year some lying hack could have been dealt with. And like I said – the stuff I said on here you can’t make that shit up. None of it is on Google.

            “I knew, with certainty, that you were telling the truth once I started using that account, and that was about 6 weeks ago.”

            Ya ok realization happens to a lot of people but you kept up your shit just the same with Turd. You two never backed off. Every fucking day 8 to 9 fake me comments, your “Officer BobnMic” idiocy and all the rest because you people thought I was a fucking liar or some dude from Spencer. Who I am still pissed off for that man and his family. How the fuck wrong can people be? And then you run with it like it is fucking the gospel truth because THAT is what you want so bad to believe?

            Well look. Maybe this can be a wake up call for you. I told you that I have commented on so fucking many LE topics that it is no chance in hell that a person without personal training, experience or education could fabricate.

            Allegedly – I’m an excellent Googler. Ha….

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 23, 2017 at 11:44 pm

            Scroll up under Turd’s awesome video for my reply man.. because I’m not writing it again and it was posted in the wrong spot.

          • February 27, 2017 at 10:42 am

            BobnMic need to calm the fuck down. Someone’s gonna slap the Bob out of BobnMic.

  • Ashton
    February 22, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    Meek mill might wanna know they’re trying to rip him off

  • LaughingfromNorthCarolina
    February 22, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    One guy goes by John Do and the other goes by Logan Do on Facebook. You’re welcome.

    • LaughingfromNorthCarolina
      February 22, 2017 at 6:23 pm

      And the big ginger boy is Peter Ducharme

      • whatevuh
        WHATEVUH
        February 23, 2017 at 6:53 am

        Peter Ducharme I actually picture that fat turd picking his nose and eating it, seems like the type

  • Llc
    February 22, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    The TJ Maxx bag. Dead. Bwahahahahahaha

    Straight up G loves a bargain.

  • titi ho
    February 22, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    fetal

  • titi ho
    February 22, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    fatal alcohol has a place in rap

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 22, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    You’ve basically given a step by step tutorial on how to make your own wangsta rap video.

    • Wangstah Rap Video Producer
      February 22, 2017 at 6:01 pm

      How to make a wangstah rap video.

      Step one. Be a skinny ass white kid.

      Step two. Write 3 lyrics and record yourself singing them over and over and over for 3 minutes.

      Step three. Buy flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.

      Step four. Ask mom to borrow a couple hundred dollars.

      Step five. Ask friend to shoot your video.

      Step six. Edit video with Gateway 2000 to add mad cray effects.

      Step seven. Release video to the world so you can be mocked publicly.

      • Turd Burglestein
        February 22, 2017 at 8:09 pm

        You forgot three important essentials…the 3 B’s – bitches, blunts, & big screens.

        • BobnMic
          February 22, 2017 at 11:51 pm

          Ya that’s right – you have two let’s not forget! On top of each other which is all sorts of weird. WEEEW WHOOOO!!!!

          • Mama Lizzy
            February 23, 2017 at 8:51 am

            Thank the good Lord for your brothers. They look out for you, my special boy!

  • Junior
    February 22, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    The 30 year old, with thick glasses. Looks like he’s related to “Gary the Retard” from the Stern show.

  • Publius
    February 22, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    This is adorable. In a pathetic way. But adorable music video. Do they still make music videos ?

  • I hate stupid people.
    February 22, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    I almost passed out from laughing so hard. Thank you Turtleboy for posting that. Now you need to find these HARDCORE rappers on Facebook. You would think Mr. Big Boy Finesse could get some ProActive for his buddy in the background considering he is flashin all that $$$. It looks like someone threw darts at his face. I love the AMAZING special effects that they got going on there. Wonder if they did those on their Gateway 2000? Oh and he mentions the 508 in his song at one point so I think he might be from Mass. There was a plate shown on a white Dodge Ram during one of his backwards run things. PLEASE FIND OUT WHO THESE CHUDS ARE.

  • TheRealZephyrCat
    February 22, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    I’ll be right back. I’m going out to purchase a timemachine. Then I’ll head back to Aug 6th, 1988. Once there I’ll head to MTV studios where they’re about to debut Yo! MTV Raps!, and lay as much C-4 as I can around the building, light it up and head back to my timemachine. When I get back things should be alot more peaceful. White kids will act like white kids. Black kids will be more civilized because they’ll strive to be MORE successful. I’ll be right back.

    • PROUD AMERICAN
      February 22, 2017 at 5:05 pm

      1.21gigga watts required and make sure you hit 88mph. I wish there was time travel. I woulda shot Abe Lincoln BEFORE he freed the slaves. Then I would make sure the SOUTH had guns from our time. Then and only then would the world be a better place.

      • TheRealZephyrCat
        February 22, 2017 at 5:18 pm

        On 2nd thought, fuck it. I just called Bill Gates and asked him if he could release the virus a little earlier than he planned. It’s got a kill rate of 99.9%. It’s obviously too late anyway so whoever’s left can try again.

        • ZephyrCUNT
          February 22, 2017 at 8:17 pm

          Da fuq you babbling about you weird fuck?

      • February 22, 2017 at 7:19 pm

        Yea…good answer you racist fuck…maybe take back your time machine so you can see with your eyes that Indians were here first and we took there land…you just need to talk that shit to people’s faces instead of hiding behind a computer and fake name you lame fuck

  • Spend It All
    February 22, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    I see the “cash me ousside” girl made her 2nd music video appearance while smoking a blunt for a whole 4 seconds.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    February 22, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Is smoking weed ever going to be less thug now with legalization happening? I mean, what did these kids do? Go over the border and make a purchase? Or did they file for their CT Medical card and visit the local dispensary? Hardos.

  • 2$moke
    February 22, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    Big boy made a doodie…

  • Mediocrity
    February 22, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    LMAO!!! It’s like a bad SNL skit …… or something. I dunno.

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