Every Parent Should Show Their Children This Connecticut Corridor Rap Video So They Finally Decide To Give Up The Dream And Stay In School
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The following should be shown to your children to illustrate why they should stay in school and immediately abandon all dreams of becoming rappers:
Yet another reason to live far, far away from northeastern Connecticut.
My question is, did they fire $2smoke or did they give a promotion to the backup dancer? Because I remember that guy from the last 860 Money Crew video:
Maybe he finally hit it big. 2$smoke seems like an unstoppable force of nature.
Anyway, if you wanna make it to the big time like him, here’s some friendly advice for all you up and comers. First off, if you’re gonna flash $100 bills, make sure you have a TJ Maxx bag in the background:
Because everyone knows that ballers LOVE Tj Maxx.
Showers are frowned upon
As is any headware that’s not a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat
Always ensure that there are several half empty bottles of Mountain Dew in plain sight
Make sure you have one chick who shows up for exactly four seconds to hit the blunt
Choose a majestic alley, in which to film and smoke more blunts
Bring your big boy finesse smile
Make sure someone is wearing overalls
Do the same white boy dance move over and over again
And make sure the kid who forgot to put on Noxzema, along with everyone else, forgets to pull their pants up.
Every day I wake up and thank the good lord I don’t live anywhere near Killingly, or wherever these rap legends are from. It’s like Grafton Hill with more trees.
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