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Lots of people buzzing about this clown in Auburn:
I dunno, kind of conflicted on this one. On the one hand, what this guy did was obviously moronic. If you wanna fuck with your own kid, that’s fine. But don’t fuck with other people’s kids. You know how dumb people are, and how people love to overreact, but you did it anyway. I wouldn’t have as much of a problem with it if he just put it on while he was at a red light or something. But this dude got out of the car and followed them once they got off the bus. That crosses a major line of dooshnozzelry. It’s not the fact that he had a clown mask on – it’s that he had any mask on. If some guy in a ski mask followed a group of kids off of a bus that alone would be grounds for an ass whoopin. He intentionally tried to create a disturbance with OTHER PEOPLE’s kids. That’s why it’s fucked up. You can fuck with your own roster, but let everyone else manage their own.
On the other hand………..what the fuck?? We got kids hiding under decks because of a guy in a clown mask? This is such a town thing. If this happened on Grafton Hill the kids would’ve lit him on fire. Were kids who grew up in the 90’s born with balls of steel that kids nowadays just don’t have? Because I just can’t imagine the kids on my bus to Sullivan Middle running under a deck because a guy behind us had a clown mask on. We would’ve kicked this guy right in the balls. I mean, he doesn’t even have the full outfit on. My question is, why didn’t his kid on the bus tell all his friends, “chill out everyone – that’s just my stupid Dad”? The kid who could’ve ended this earlier and didn’t was equally at fault.
Here’s the most important thing – since when are clowns scary? I can understand clowns holding a knife or a gun or something. But this guy looks like he just came back from a meeting with a client at Applebees. Clowns aren’t scary, they’re funny. They exist for us to bully and laugh at them. They don’t kill people. They are our friends.
Is this against the law? Technically cops can say just about anything is disturbing the peace, so technically everything is against the law. The cops just had a choice to make here – was this guy’s move dooshy enough for them to charge him out of spite? They decided the answer was apparently yes. I dunno, if I were to arrest him for something it would be that watch:
Come on man, you can’t be a grown ass man wearing a Casio watch from Olympia Sports in public.
I guess the bigger problem is that he’s driving with a freaking mask on. Obviously you can’t do that, right? I dunno, I’m not a lawyer. But I’m pretty sure if you got pulled over and the cop walked up to you and you had a mask on, you’d have to take it off.
Anyway, I feel like all of this clown bullshit hysteria is being fueled by the parents. If Turtleboy Jr was on that bus and he came home crying the first thing I’d tell him to do would be to stop whining. This was a middle school bus, not elementary. If you’re in the 8th grade and you’re crying about a clown then you probably shouldn’t be let out of the house without a rape whistle.
Let’s check out what the Internet has to say…..
“I disagree that people need to calm down it was a purposeful prank to scare school children! In light of all that’s been going on with clowns in the media the idiot is lucky a parent didn’t take the law into there own hands!”
In light of what’s been going on in the news? Oh, you mean like clowns standing in the street and everyone losing their Goddamn minds about that for some reason? Yea, we should cater to people’s irrational fears.
“My son was so upset he was throwing up before school yesterday. He did not go to school. This clown thing is unacceptable behavior and it all needs to stop.”
Oh for fuck’s sake. He was throwing up because of a guy in Dockers wearing a clown mask? That’s when you remind your kid that it was just one of his friend’s idiot parents and not really a killer clown. And then you tell your kid to stop being such a baby and get his ass to school. Boom. Problem solved.
“My kids don’t even want to trick or treat this year! This is bullshit because of assholes like this my daughter can’t sleep all of a sudden is afraid of clowns and scared to go anywhere and it disrupts the school functioning properly when the kids are all worked up and talking about clowns all day instead of being focused it goes a lot deeper than you seem to understand ignorance will get you through the night I guess though”
If your daughter is all of a sudden afraid of clowns then I suggest you turn the TV off in your house, take away their cell phone, and have them read a book instead. Because the reason they’re scared of clowns is because the media and their friends on Twitter are telling them to be scared of clowns. Seriously, why are we letting kids dictate things now? School can’t function because of clowns? Give me a break. Schools can function as teachers and principals dictate they will function. Mrs. Cunningham would’ve told us to calm our poons or spree day was gonna be replaced with cultural day again. Then Mrs. Withstanley would’ve made any kid still freaking out about clowns sign the black book.
“He should be charged definately. I was reading earlier kids are having mightmates about this, and then to actually see one at school could be life changing traumatic! What a moron!!!”
Life changing? Traumatic? Gee, I wonder why colleges are filled with 19 year old vaginas who need safe spaces?
Good. Some idiot clowns are actually carrying knives and guns in other states. One clown actually stabbed someone and the media is reporting on it. People cannot guess one’s intent. It was beyond foolish to do. Ive read multiple status updates of kids being afraid to go to the bus stops and out to recess. Regardless of wether or not the charge sticks, given current events I hope it does, good job Auburn PD!
Stop the fight!!! You mean a clown in Missouri stabbed a guy? We should outlaw clowns altogether then!! That will fix stabbings!!
This was the comment of the day:
Sweet merciful shitstains. For the first time since signing up to blog at Turtleboy I am at a loss for words.
At the end of the day, what harm was done? So some kids cried. Is kids crying the end of the world? I make Turtleboy Jr. cry on a daily basis. That little booger thinks the remote control belongs to him, but it doesn’t. And when I let him know that he cries, because that’s what kids do sometimes. What this guy did is fucked up, and the Dad will be a pariah in town as a result of it. That alone is an appropriate punishment IMO.
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