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    The more we research our Facebook issue the more we realize we are not alone:

    So this guy Chiseled Adams has about 92,000 Facebook followers. He shares really controversial stuff like this:

    It’s literally the most unoffensive, harmless comedy about sports. There is simply no way any of this could offend anyone, nor does it violate any of Facebook’s terms of service.

    But that’s because it does’t violate Facebook’s terms of service. Someone who didn’t like him just mass reported him over and over again until he got this:

    Been there before dude.

    Apparently he’s just leaving Facebook to go to Youtube and Instagram. Guess who owns Instagram?

    Look, we’d gladly go to Youtube or IG or Twitter primarily, but they’re all run by the same people. Silicon Valley businesses make billions and billions of dollars, but none of them have any sort of customer service. And they’re all run by SJWs who encourage people to report anything that hurts their feelz. As a result you get page after page after page taken down.

    I’d say that their product will eventually fail because in a free market we can just choose a better product. But the fact of the matter is that there are no alternatives. Facebook is a monopoly. They have over 1.8 billion users. IG has 600 million. Twitter 330 million. People come to Facebook because everyone is on Facebook. I could count all my friends and family on one hand who don’t have a Facebook. I hardly know any that use the others. If we left Facebook it would defeat the purpose because we’d be avoiding the biggest market that ever existed in the world.

    The bottom line is that Facebook needs to put pages into two categories to start – personal and business. There needs to be separate rules for each. The fact of the matter is that Facebook makes large amounts of money off of us. Our page had 112,000 followers. Facebook collects data on all of you and your browsing history and then sells that data to advertisers. We pay them money to boost certain posts, which they suggest we stuff like this:

    “Build your business.” Shouldn’t businesses have the right to know that Facebook will then erase your business after you’ve built it up if a mob of trolls mass reports you? They’ve solicited us. They accept our money. And then they take it all away with no phone number or customer support to contact.

    Facebook should be treating businesses like the customers they are. They wanted us to use their platform. So we did, and they made money off of us. Facebook has an obligation to recognize the importance of these companies and protect them from mobs, cyberbullying, and online harassment. They need to have a system in place that would protect businesses from instantaneous removal. They need to have a human being contact the owner of a page if there is a dispute and get it resolved. They are free to take down any pages that violate the rules, but it should be innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around.

    The bottom line is that we shouldn’t have to leave Facebook. What kind of legitimate company doesn’t have a Facebook page in 2018? Police departments, newspapers, and television stations use it as their primary means of communication. So where’s Congress and the FCC to start actually holding Facebook accountable for their business practices? Oh right, it’s got nothing to do with Trump’s latest tweet so they could give a shit less. My mistake.

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    1. TB is a joke


      Why does TBS continue to LIE about this? Facebook employs *hundreds* in MA alone. They are opening a new office in Kendall Square. But TBS continues to LIE saying *no one* works there. No way they are using the over exaggeration and hyperbole they so criticize others for using, right? So TBS outright LIES about the facts… Must be the ‘new journalism’, huh?

    2. TB is a joke


      Oh look – 1 Broadway in Kendall Square, Cambridge MA. A 2 second Google search – when do I get my New Journalism paycheck?

      They literally do the engineering behind FB Machine Learning there – you know, the programs you accuse of blocking you arbitrarily.. How about calling them up for an interview? Nah – must be some GoFundMe low hanging fruit to pick…

      1. LocalYokel


        How many employees work there? If I recall from my days in the city, that address is for one of those ‘rent a room’ buildings/businesses. FB probably just rents a PO box for legal purposes of doing business in Mass. Good hustle on Google though, maybe someday you can upgrade to using ‘Let me Google That for You”

        1. TB is a joke


          You must be a literal idiot – quite seriously, do you have beyond a 5th grade education? Your mommy hit the bottle a little too hard? FaceBook is hiring *hundreds* of MA employees, and moving their offices to a larger space. WCVB did an entire segment on the massive employment growth FB has in MA. TBS could have done some actual journalism and just.. i dunno.. called them up? Asked some questions?

          Of course these are facts – not the fake news TBS spews about ‘nobody working at FB’ that you buy hook, line and sinker. Doing a modicum of research might require you to rub two brain cells together.

          I fully expect more ad hominem attacks after this – they seem to be all the ‘ride the turtle’ crowd is capable of – which watching this dumpster fire is so fun. Seeing your feeble brain try to justify real facts against the TBS fake news is, well, entertaining…

    3. "TB is a joke" got caught selling food stamps


      Your problem “must be” a severe case of butthurt-itis.

      Swab your taint, STAT.

      1. TB is a joke


        Almost 2018 & you can’t figure out how the ‘Reply’ button works. Whew son…

        Imagine if you actually tried to respond to a coherent point I made…?

        1. "TB is a joke" got caught selling food stamps


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      2. not to dis autism


        he seems to suffer from autism as well

    4. A Fly on the Wall


      Turtlestain continues stamping his feet because he doesn’t get his way. Boo hoo.

      So when are we going to see this lawsuit filed against facebook? Oh never? That’s what I expected.

      Gonna sue facebook for not letting publishing bullyblog. What’s next? Gonna sue the Tonight Show for not inviting you on as a guest? Gonna hold your breath until you turn blue?

      Go stand in the corner and have yourself a good cry.

      1. Honkey


        get a job, sea cow

    5. #theonlyjokeisyourface


      What a moron, FB does not use real customer service reps, they use an algorithm, that’s why people get 24 hour to total bans automatically when someone mass reports. Where’s all this proof you googled and say is real? Sources, links, something, and don’t use that stupid snopes.com, it’s full of bullshit lies as long as it fits the liberal narrative. So I’m guessing this person that’s defending fuckbook is either Dumpy Didi or another fupasloth that you’ve recently outted, they seem pretty pissed off, like we give two shits, they just don’t have the balls to say who they are.

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